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Jackie K. Cooper

Jackie K. Cooper

Agrees with the Tomatometer 64% of the time.

Publications:
Entertainment Insiders , jackiekcooper.com
Critics' Group:
Broadcast Film Critics Association, Southeastern Film Critics Association
Total Reviews:
836

Worst Reviewed Films

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0/10 0% Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) " All involved will be known as those who took part in the worst movie of the year" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Sep 13, 2011
0/10 10% Saw 3D (2010) " Where is the "x" rating when we need it! Violence is often more pornographic than sex." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Nov 2, 2010
1/10 5% Miss March (2009) " I know it's early but this one is already a prime contender for worst movie of the year" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Mar 17, 2009
1/10 30% Waiting (2005) " If you think 'Deuce Biglaow: European Gigolo' is the worst movie of the year. Wrong! 'Waiting' is the winner by a mile." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Oct 10, 2005
1/10 18% Soul Plane (2004) " This movie should be titled "Foul Plane" it is so offensive and humorless." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 30, 2004
2/10 26% Project X (2012) " "Hangover" for the high school crowd that sends absurd messages about underage drinking, drug use and sexual activity." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Mar 7, 2012
2/10 7% The Devil Inside (2012) " Makes you appreciate what an excellently made movie "The Exorcist" was" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jan 10, 2012
2/10 26% Your Highness (2011) " And the crowd roars - why, Natalie, why?" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Apr 12, 2011
2/10 68% Youth in Revolt (2010) " The book may have had a point, the movie doesn't. And when is Michael Cera going to find a different type of role and show some range?" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jan 13, 2010
2/10 67% Brüno (Bruno) (2009) " Even worse than I thought it would be" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jul 14, 2009
2/10 18% Dance Flick (2009) " A dance movie with two left feet - two unfunny left feet." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 25, 2009
2/10 63% Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) " So gross, brutal and just plain bad that I may never want to see another Jason Statham movie." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Apr 21, 2009
2/10 2% Disaster Movie (2008) " Insert "of a" between the two title words and you have my opinion of this film" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Sep 3, 2008
2/10 37% Scary Movie 4 (2006) " This movie getting a PG-13 rating is really scary" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Apr 26, 2006
2/10 18% Grandma's Boy (2006) " Everyone won't love Doris in this crude, boring movie" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jan 10, 2006
2/10 10% Aeon Flux (2005) " To put it succinctly 'Aeon Flux' sucks!" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Dec 4, 2005
2/10 9% Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) " This "Deuce" sequel is twice as boring as the original" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Aug 15, 2005
2/10 20% The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005) " Bite me with shark teeth or cover me up with lava, but don't make me ever have to sit through a movie this bad again." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jun 13, 2005
2/10 60% The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) " This movie is "Sin City's" evil twin. Disguised to look clever but underneath boring as hell." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 2, 2005
2/10 1% Alone in the Dark (2005) " Anyone who chooses to watch this film will probably be alone in the dark as most theaters will be empty" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jan 31, 2005
2/10 16% Alexander (2004) " Alexander meet Ivan; you're both terrible" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Nov 29, 2004
66% The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) " The second installment is no better than the first" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 19, 2008
21% Resident Evil - Apocalypse (2004) " Video games as action movies? If Angelina Jolie couldn't pull it off then Milla Jovoich surely can't." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Sep 13, 2004
3/10 80% Haywire (2012) " Gina Carano can't act, has no on screen presence and the fight scenes looked fake." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jan 25, 2012
3/10 23% The Sitter (2011) " Jonah Hill's career takes a big step backward" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Dec 14, 2011
3/10 68% A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011) " All I want for Christmas is a ban on any further Harold and Kumar movies" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Nov 8, 2011
3/10 44% 30 Minutes or Less (2011) " Jesse Eisenberg goes from the sublime to the ridiculous as he follows up 'The Social Network' with this dumb/dumber movie." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Aug 16, 2011
3/10 35% The Hangover Part II (2011) " What was dumb in the original is dumber in the sequel; what was crude in the original is cruder in the sequel; Galiafinakis was obnoxious in the original and he is more so in the sequel." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 31, 2011
3/10 6% Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011) " Out of nowhere comes Brandon Routh and into nowhere he returns." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 4, 2011
3/10 11% Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil (2011) " Why doesn't the Wolf just devour Red Riding Hood and put us out of this misery?" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 4, 2011
3/10 29% Take Me Home Tonight (2011) " This one misses on just about every angle - plot, characters. laughs. Well at least the soundtrack is good." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Mar 8, 2011
3/10 30% Sanctum (2011) " James Cameron only produced this loser. Those expecting "Avatar" and "Titanic" moments will be sorely disappointed." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Feb 8, 2011
3/10 —— Dead Awake (2010) " If you think this is going to be an okay movie, you are dead wrong. This film is DOA"" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Dec 7, 2010
3/10 16% Skyline (2010) " A weak science fiction film that doesn't know how to end so it just stops." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Nov 23, 2010
3/10 63% Jackass 3-D (2010) " Nothing you couldn't see at any drunken frat boy party - for free" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Oct 19, 2010
3/10 9% My Soul to Take (2010) " Wes Craven has seen better days and we all have seen better movies; the 3-D didn't add a thing" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Oct 12, 2010
3/10 66% The American (2010) " George hits a new low in this dull, depressing movie" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Sep 7, 2010
3/10 73% The Last Exorcism (2010) " Despite some solid acting from Fabian and Bell the convoluted plot becomes silly and predictable at the end." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Aug 31, 2010
3/10 4% Vampires Suck (2010) " Truth in advertising 'Vampires suck' and so does this movie" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Aug 24, 2010
3/10 43% Dinner for Schmucks (2010) " If you are hungry for a good comedy this one will cause you to lose your appetite" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Aug 3, 2010
3/10 6% Standing Ovation (2010) " The cast is energetic but the talent is amateurish and the script is dead on arrival." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jul 27, 2010
3/10 64% Predators (2010) " Starts out with a bang but ends up with a thud." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jul 13, 2010
3/10 6% The Last Airbender (2010) " Even with fairly good special effects the movie is boring; let's hope the indicated sequel(s) doesn't see the light of day." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jul 6, 2010
3/10 53% Knight & Day (2010) " If you thought "Killers" was bad, well this one is worse. Cocky Cruise and dim Diaz add no star luster." — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jun 22, 2010
3/10 13% Jonah Hex (2010) " A badly disfigured hero and a cliched heart of gold heroine are wrapped up in an inane plot. It makes you wonder just why did they make this movie?" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jun 22, 2010
3/10 73% Get Him to the Greek (2010) " Only die hard Russell Brand fans will enjoy this sequel of sorts to "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" which I've already forgotten" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Jun 8, 2010
3/10 47% MacGruber (2010) " Another "SNL" skit stretched into a full length movie; another dud from Lorne Michaels" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 25, 2010
3/10 8% Furry Vengeance (2010) " It's Mother Nature against the Pillsbury Dough Boy!" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted May 4, 2010
3/10 64% Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) " A waste of time and talent. Has John Cusack invested himself in a career that ends up with this?" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Mar 30, 2010
3/10 23% Repo Men (2010) " One of the worst endings to a movie since Bobby Ewing stepped out of the shower on "Dallas."" — jackiekcooper.com
Posted Mar 25, 2010
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