|
.5/4
|
15%
|
Sleepover (2004) |
"
Not only a bad flick,but a flick with a bad message."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 12, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
11%
|
New York Minute (2004) |
"
It simply relies on the hope that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have such a devoted fan base that they will immediately rush out and support their film, no matter how bad it may be."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 12, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) |
"
Generic action sequences, bad acting, cringe-inducing dialogue and a miscast leading lady all combine for a thoroughly painful hour and a half at the movies."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 4, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Bride Wars (2009) |
"
the leading ladies don't provide any memorable moments other than the obvious visual gag of a cat fight between two women in wedding dresses."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 1, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
The Love Guru (2008) |
"
just isn't funny by any stretch of the imagination, relying instead upon a mindless barrage of crotch humor, bodily fluid gags and midget jokes that won't amuse anyone other than the most juvenile of audiences."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jun 23, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
The Happening (2008) |
"
The slight premise, coupled with some very bad performances by the cast as well as a screenplay filled with ham-fisted dialogue makes for a film that's not scary and borders on being ridiculous at times."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jun 18, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
0%
|
One Missed Call (2008) |
"
One Missed Call doesn't have much style or substance."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jan 6, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Captivity (2007) |
"
If the filmmakers want to shock us, fine, but at least do it with some style and wit."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 16, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
License to Wed (2007) |
"
Be sure to say "I don't" to License to Wed"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 8, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
17%
|
Georgia Rule (2007) |
"
Does anybody really want to see a quirky incest comedy? Yuck."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 16, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
11%
|
Perfect Stranger (2007) |
"
Bad script and acting make Perfect Stranger far from perfect."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Apr 15, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
The Reaping (2007) |
"
a derivative and wooden religious horror flick, timed somewhat distastefully to take advantage of the Easter holiday"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Apr 8, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Premonition (2007) |
"
an hour of boring confusion followed by thirty minutes of a laughable ending"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 17, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Happily N'ever After (2006) |
"
...lives up to the promise of it's title"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 7, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
The Wicker Man (2006) |
"
so bad that it's scary."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 8, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
27%
|
Waist Deep (2006) |
"
so superficial and poorly directed that I've got to think that even those inclined to appreciate a gangsta-flavored action flick will be shaking their heads in disappointment."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jun 28, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Hoot (2006) |
"
I can't image any kid getting excited by this eco-friendly kiddie-empowerment flick"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 7, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
5%
|
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) |
"
I'd pay to see "Ron White: Health Inspector and his stupid sidekick Larry," but Larry alone just cain't "Get-er-done.""
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 26, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Freedomland (2006) |
"
a confusing and uninspiring movie that leaves you cold despite the best efforts of two otherwise talented actors"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Feb 17, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
47%
|
Hoodwinked (2005) |
"
It's a sad case of Red opening up her goodie basket and finding that there's nothing there."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jan 12, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
6%
|
Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) |
"
Yours, Mine and Ours isn't funny, even by lowered kiddie standards."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Nov 30, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
I didn't laugh once during the film, although I did roll my eyes frequently in disbelief."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Aug 17, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
25%
|
House of Wax (2005) |
"
The film does everything that teen horror flicks are supposed to do, but Hilton undermines it all by not even trying to act."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 4, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Wicker Park (2004) |
"
a melancholy mess of a movie where attractive people act like idiots for a few hours, all the while performing as if they were in a murder mystery or a ghost story."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 6, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Paparazzi (2004) |
"
a routine action thriller at best, one that hopes the audience will be so swept up by rage and revenge that they forget that the hero has become a criminal."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 6, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004) |
"
There's no spark of life in the story; nothing that will charm kids and their parents."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Aug 12, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
Not even the sight of Halle Berry brandishing a whip while wearing a barely-there black leather catsuit is enough to excuse this campy exercise in bad filmmaking."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 21, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Garfield - The Movie (2004) |
"
Garfield stinks like a dead cat."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jun 15, 2004
|
|
1.5/4
|
26%
|
The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) |
"
The comedy is reduced to pratfalls and embarrassing situations, and much of it comes across as just mean-spirited."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 25, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
Obsessed () |
"
Sorry Beyonce fans, but "Obsessed" is clearly an Ali Larter film. Sorry Ali fans, but she's not very good in this film."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 25, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
53%
|
City of Ember (2008) |
"
the film's set design is amazing; creating a totally believable ramshackle future world for our young heroes to play in, but the film ultimately fails because of weak characters and some tepid action sequences."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Oct 13, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
14%
|
My Best Friend's Girl (2008) |
"
It's a movie that ultimately fails because it features characters that are so unlikeable that it's difficult to care whether they form a love connection or not"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 24, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
9%
|
Bangkok Dangerous (2008) |
"
You now that your movie has major problems when a bad wig is the most memorable part of the film."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 8, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
7%
|
Babylon A.D. (2008) |
"
it's impossible to get excited about a movie when the leading man looks bored."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 3, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
40%
|
The Longshots (2008) |
"
What's the point of making a sports flick if you're going to suck all the joy out of the story?"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Aug 20, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
32%
|
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (The X Files 2) (2008) |
"
This could just be my nostalgia talking, but it's hard to get excited about the movie when the TV show consistently offered better stories."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 30, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
54%
|
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"
It makes for campy fun at times, but the bottom line is that it's hard to get swept up by the story when the singing keeps making you wince"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 15, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
8%
|
Prom Night (2008) |
"
The teen-friendly rating may be good for business, but it saps the film of much of its power to shock. Take away the shock and there's not much left to work with."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Apr 13, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
52%
|
Nim's Island (2008) |
"
Think of it as a safari tour for toddlers -- perfectly safe but without any of the legitimate thrills found in a real adventure."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Apr 2, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
26%
|
Drillbit Taylor (2008) |
"
Mix in the mediocre jokes and a cast that is game, but not overly inspired and you're left with a film that's a real letdown considering the filmmaking team involved here."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 23, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
50%
|
Doomsday (2008) |
"
With my apologies to Tina Turner, "Mad Max" gets a big dose of girl power, and the results aren't pretty."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Mar 18, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
11%
|
Fool's Gold (2008) |
"
It may glitter, but this certainly isn't gold."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Feb 6, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
21%
|
The Eye (2008) |
"
does deserve points for an atmospheric first hour, it's undone by bad acting and a pedestrian ending."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Feb 5, 2008
|
|
1.5/4
|
13%
|
Mr. Woodcock (2007) |
"
a one-joke premise that will only appeal to those who snicker at the film's title."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 12, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
20%
|
Death Sentence (2007) |
"
It's unbelievable and with a few exceptions, not all that exciting."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Sep 4, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
33%
|
The Nanny Diaries (2007) |
"
fully deserves its late-summer time slot dump."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Aug 30, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
19%
|
Rush Hour 3 (2007) |
"
I'm not a huge fan of the first two Rush Hour films, but this third sequel is just sad considering the still-viable talent involved."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Aug 12, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
14%
|
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) |
"
simply isn't funny enough to rise above its base premise and lazy screenplay."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jul 22, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
50%
|
Nancy Drew (2007) |
"
too lame to tempt tweenagers looking for the next cool thing at the cinema."
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted Jun 13, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
5%
|
Delta Farce (2007) |
"
I can honestly say that I didn't laugh once"
—
Sean the Movie Guy
Posted May 16, 2007
|
63%
——
96%
