|
15/100
|
96%
|
Sideways (2004) |
"
A knowingly-clever and downright-insulting movie that does little more than talk down to its audience."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jan 30, 2005
|
|
16/100
|
26%
|
The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004) |
"
Unlikely to appeal to anyone, regardless of their thoughts on the first film."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Oct 18, 2004
|
|
19/100
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
Stephen Sommers delivers stale effect-movie action, outdoing even his own worst efforts."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 20, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
Open Water 2 (Adrift) (2007) |
—
FilmFocus
Posted Feb 10, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) |
"
The good news is that My Super Ex-Girlfriend does actually end."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Aug 6, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) |
"
Your kids may beg and plead with you to take them to Garfield 2, but when they become teenagers you'll get the blame for acquiescing."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 23, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
54%
|
Reeker (2007) |
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 8, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
52%
|
Aquamarine (2006) |
"
As shameless as trashy cookie-cutter studios movies will ever get."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 1, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
The Ringer (2005) |
—
FilmFocus
Posted Apr 1, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Doogal (2006) |
"
For all its undeniable promise, this take on The Magic Roundabout is just plain disastrous in its execution."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Feb 22, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005) |
"
Its real danger is that it sets a precedent for the director; if the price is right he's on board."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jan 22, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
77%
|
Match Point (2005) |
"
Allen fans would be well advised to stay away lest their idea of Allen's genius become ever so slightly dented."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jan 3, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
51%
|
The Producers (2005) |
"
By the end you're asking yourself if they went to any trouble at all or simply took a film camera to a performance of the musical itself"
—
FilmFocus
Posted Dec 28, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
46%
|
Green Street Hooligans (2005) |
"
A colossal misstep at every turn; the sort of film bound to appeal more to one who knows not a thing about football and the UK than one with even the slightest knowledge."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 4, 2005
|
|
21/100
|
30%
|
Batoru rowaiaru II: Chinkonka (Battle Royale II) (2004) |
"
An effort in excess. To be avoided at all costs."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 26, 2004
|
|
21/100
|
66%
|
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) |
"
Avoid Anchorman like the plague, you'll thank me later."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 19, 2004
|
|
22/100
|
21%
|
Scooby-Doo 2 - Monsters Unleashed (2004) |
"
If we're lucky, films like Scooby-Doo 2 will become the exception rather than the rule."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 20, 2004
|
|
23/100
|
41%
|
Ladder 49 (2004) |
"
Ridiculous fabrications that, in no way, reflect real life."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jan 24, 2005
|
|
|
44%
|
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010) |
"
For its light tone and often hilarious humor, the film is sure to entertain, but it won't be remembered as vintage Woody Allen."
—
Cinematical
Posted May 28, 2010
|
|
|
10%
|
Chatroom (2011) |
"
The film stumbles to its conclusion - it never gives its audience enough credit."
—
Cinematical
Posted May 28, 2010
|
|
|
35%
|
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) |
"
There's too much wrong with the film for it to really engage. You'll want to take the journey, but it'll go out of its way to make sure you can't quite manage it."
—
Cinematical
Posted May 14, 2010
|
|
25/100
|
36%
|
Scary Movie 3 (2003) |
"
If you're looking for anything other than a parody clipshow, you won't find it."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 20, 2004
|
|
26/100
|
56%
|
Dead Man's Shoes (2006) |
"
It's as though there are two completely different films uncomfortably mixed into one and they're just fundamentally incompatible."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Mar 24, 2005
|
|
27/100
|
60%
|
The Magic Roundabout (Doogal) () |
"
For all its undeniable promise, this take on The Magic Roundabout is just plain disastrous in its execution."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jan 25, 2005
|
|
31/100
|
91%
|
Shaolin Soccer (2004) |
"
Not the classic it claims to be."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Nov 14, 2004
|
|
32/100
|
42%
|
Kicking & Screaming (2005) |
"
Ferrell's a funny guy, that much is true, and his frequent adlibbing is always preferable to the scripted humour he delivers, but he's just not right to lead a film like this."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 25, 2005
|
|
33/100
|
30%
|
Be Cool (2005) |
"
Here's hoping the cast of Be Cool can pick up their careers after the release of this film."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Mar 27, 2005
|
|
34/100
|
16%
|
Cursed (2005) |
"
If this is the way Craven is headed, we should be mourning the loss of a true talent."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Apr 18, 2005
|
|
36/100
|
29%
|
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"
This is deluded filmmaking at best, an idea taken too far, too fast."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Aug 22, 2004
|
|
37/100
|
20%
|
The Ring Two (2005) |
"
Provides one or two jumps and they're suitably creative, but they don't represent the film as a whole which is, in short, a mess."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Mar 7, 2005
|
|
39/100
|
60%
|
Stuck On You (2003) |
"
An entertaining comedy that gets drowned in too much sap and fails because of it."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 20, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) |
"
The cinematic equivalent of Brussels sprouts; parents will drag their kids to see it whether they want to go or not, and it's bound to leave an unpleasant aftertaste in the mouths of all ages."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Mar 25, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) |
"
It's all just far too Wes Craven for its own good. He gave Aja free rein to innovate, but as he writes this sequel he rests on every single genre cliché because he doesn't understand that they're still clichés even if he did invent them."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Mar 25, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
40%
|
The Thief Lord (2006) |
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 23, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
72%
|
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) |
"
There are laughs to be had within Talladega Nights but they're certainly not worth the money a trip to the cinema will surely cost."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 23, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
33%
|
Stormbreaker (Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker) (2006) |
"
There's so much potential within, but it's terribly squandered. And that's a real shame."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 16, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
The Lake House (2006) |
"
Just when we think we've come to terms with its brand of poorly-plotted silliness it ups the ante once more."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jul 1, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
12%
|
An American Haunting (2006) |
"
A collection of cheap jump-scares and tacky clichéd imagery that we've seen a million times before."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jun 3, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
19%
|
The Wild (2006) |
"
The film is ultimately noise and its story is so overdone at this point that far from being swept up in it, we're only hoping that the next plot point isn't as predictable as the last. But things never do work out that way."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jun 3, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
Freedomland (2006) |
"
Freedomland might just play to the MTV generation, but even they'll likely have trouble swallowing this particularly clumsy pill."
—
FilmFocus
Posted May 6, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
83%
|
Alien Autopsy (2006) |
—
FilmFocus
Posted May 6, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
41%
|
American Dreamz (2006) |
"
There's a brilliant movie here somewhere, but it's never quite brought out."
—
FilmFocus
Posted May 6, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
10%
|
Aeon Flux (2005) |
"
Dashingly beautiful but distressingly dumb."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Feb 25, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
35%
|
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) |
"
Marshall's film is plucked from the era it represents, the 1930's, and shoved into our cinema schedules in the hopes of earning its creator another slice of awards success."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Jan 15, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
52%
|
The Family Stone (2005) |
"
Just desolately average."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Dec 17, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
32%
|
When Will I Be Loved (2004) |
"
Tries hard to be endearingly eccentric but crashes in a web of its own convolution."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 26, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
53%
|
Wolf Creek (2005) |
"
Nothing more than the Australian man's Texas Chainsaw Massacre; another film that's a little to liberal with a certain title card..."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 18, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
The Business (2005) |
"
Will have a hard time appealing, even, to the Ladsy audience it's unmistakably made for."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 4, 2005
|
|
40/100
|
38%
|
Beauty Shop (2005) |
"
This is one film that should have been abandoned at the "I'm thinking about writing a new screenplay" phase because it ultimately does no good whatsoever."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Apr 18, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
27%
|
Beethoven's 2nd (1994) |
"
More of the same does not a good sequel make."
—
FilmFocus
Posted Sep 23, 2004
|
63%
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