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Damon Wise

Damon Wise

Agrees with the Tomatometer 77% of the time.

Publications:
Empire Magazine , Radio Times , Rotten Tomatoes , Times [UK] , Uncut Magazine [UK]
Total Reviews:
135

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
1/5 33% The Lady (2012) " Simply worthy and dull, revealing little about Suu Kyi's mettle and true feelings or indeed any wider truths about her undeniable impact on the world stage." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 5, 2012
1/5 —— Bathory (2008) " Plays out more like a Monty Python comedy than a serious drama, with a subplot involving roller-skating friar-detectives that makes this already turgid 140-minute bore seem a whole lot longer." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 2, 2010
1/5 46% Cassandra's Dream (2007) " A clumsy, clichéd morality play that may actually represent the lowest point of Allen's recently chequered career." — Empire Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2008
1/5 12% The Benchwarmers (2006) " Even Jon Lovitz with a Batmobile, a dwarf attack in a playroom, and David Spade's best wig ever can't save this mawkish misfire." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jun 2, 2006
71% Tetro (2009) " It's not a catastrophe, but neither is it a classic, and a big problem is Coppola's self-penned script, an Oedipal drama that may as well be subtitled An Oedipal Drama, because subtlety is not its strongest suit." — Empire Magazine
Posted May 15, 2009
2/5 67% Red Hook Summer (2012) " It is so wilfully off the scale that it is hard to know quite how to quantify it." — Guardian [UK]
Posted Jan 23, 2012
2/5 71% The Awakening (2012) " There's little here to add to the well-worn haunted house genre." — Empire Magazine
Posted Nov 6, 2011
2/5 67% Junkhearts () " Strong cast, disappointing characters and a plot that's as thin as discount plonk." — Empire Magazine
Posted Nov 1, 2011
2/5 36% Restless (2011) " After the excellent Milk, this is more like curdled cheese." — Empire Magazine
Posted Oct 17, 2011
2/5 9% Weekender () " A bang-on soundtrack will make the hairs on ex-ravers' necks stand up. The plot will have the opposite effect." — Empire Magazine
Posted Aug 31, 2011
2/5 44% Third Star (2010) " A film that many will find more morbid than melancholy." — Radio Times
Posted May 19, 2011
2/5 77% Outside the Law (Hors-la-loi) (2010) " Though the period feel and detail are excellent, the fascinating historical complexities become somewhat lost in a sentimental tale of bloody ties and brotherly duty." — Radio Times
Posted May 5, 2011
2/5 85% Meek's Cutoff (2011) " It's an intriguing take on actual diaries kept by women pioneers of the time, but their journey may be as punishing for some viewers as it was for them..." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 14, 2011
2/5 73% The Silent House (La casa muda) (2011) " What promises to be a pure candyfloss ghost-train ride filled with ominous noises, creaks and shadows ends with a silly twist that's much more likely to raise eyebrows than goosebumps." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 7, 2011
2/5 85% Essential Killing (2012) " For most ... this will be hard to take, like a warped, nightmarish parody of Mr Bean." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 31, 2011
2/5 67% The Company Men (2011) " Well-intentioned but ill-gauged..." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 10, 2011
2/5 10% Chatroom (2011) " Plausible chills are offset by the film's clumsy youth-movie trimmings, which, through lurid visuals and ripe overacting by its largely unknown cast, drain most of the suspense and interest..." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 23, 2010
2/5 17% Miral (2011) " This sprawling would-be epic is quickly sunk by flat direction, stilted dialogue and very ill-advised casting." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 2, 2010
2/5 86% Hideaway (Le Refuge) (2010) " Enjoyable stylistically, but not substantiated beyond glossy advertisement." — Empire Magazine
Posted Aug 12, 2010
2/5 29% Shrink (2009) " Though it dwells on the seamier side of showbiz -- a seedy, pill-popping actor and a slutty casting-couch actress turn up in subplots -- it ultimately buys into the fantasy land it had started out debunking." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 3, 2010
2/5 20% Knockaround Guys (2002) " Borrowing heavily from leftfield genre spin-offs like True Romance, it's no wonder this misfire was on the shelves for so long." — Empire Magazine
Posted Dec 30, 2006
2/5 77% The U.S. vs. John Lennon (2006) " What promises to be a provocative account of the late Beatle's involvement with the American underground delivers precious little in this Yoko-approved documentary." — Empire Magazine
Posted Nov 29, 2006
3/5 61% The Dictator (2012) " Standard gross-out comedy fare and surprisingly formulaic by Baron Cohen's usual standards." — Radio Times
Posted May 17, 2012
3/5 61% The Dictator (2012) " Formulaic, yet scrappy, and extremely funny in fits and starts." — Empire Magazine
Posted May 11, 2012
3/5 78% A Dangerous Method (2011) " At its core, there's a provocative story lurking here about the delicate and fragile dividing lines between mind, body and soul." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 2, 2012
3/5 33% Intruders (2012) " Though short on shocks and mild in horror terms, Fresnadillo's fantasy has a lot of heart and sincerity in equal measure." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jan 23, 2012
3/5 12% W.E. (2012) " In its clearer moments, Madonna's handsomely staged film cleverly defies the history books with some provocative points about the price Simpson "really" paid for her notoriety." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 20, 2012
3/5 12% W.E. (2012) " An uneven study of a notorious love story, raised by some superb performances and nuances, but brought down by awkward direction." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jan 15, 2012
3/5 73% POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold (2011) " A strong gimmick, but it doesn't quite hang together as a documentary as well as it might." — Empire Magazine
Posted Oct 9, 2011
3/5 47% Anonymous (2011) " Roland Emmerich's meticulously crafted and often well-acted exposé of the "real" William Shakespeare is shocking only in that it is rather good." — Guardian [UK]
Posted Sep 10, 2011
3/5 83% Treacle Jr. () " This is a nicely ragged and offbeat mismatched-buddy movie that, though it becomes a little predictable by the end, makes an unexpected hero of a profoundly irritating character." — Radio Times
Posted Jul 14, 2011
3/5 40% Age of Heroes (2012) " Bean and Danny Dyer butt heads in an engaging manner, and the icy locations add an atmospheric backdrop." — Radio Times
Posted May 19, 2011
3/5 64% Biutiful (2010) " In lesser hands, this could have been clumsy and preachy but, while it's certainly leaden at times, Bardem keeps it on track with quiet, compelling dignity." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 27, 2011
3/5 71% Somewhere (2010) " As a slow-burn, poetic character piece it works just fine, with Dorff and especially Fanning making engaging leads." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 9, 2010
3/5 89% Waiting for Superman (2010) " An intriguing but ultimately niche documentary about the Catch-22 situation facing parents in the matter of their child's education." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 29, 2010
3/5 73% Machete (2010) " When the movie sticks to being a long-form version of the trailer, Machete delivers deadpan laughs and bloody, tongue-in-cheek action thrills." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 29, 2010
3/5 95% The Arbor (2011) " The style of the film is often brilliant and always arresting, especially when Dunbar's work is performed by lively local actors on her desolate former stomping ground." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 21, 2010
3/5 55% Mr. Nice (2011) " It makes a change to see a movie about criminality that doesn't romanticise male bonding and violence." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 7, 2010
3/5 72% Enter the Void (Soudain le vide) (2010) " On a gut level, Enter the Void is pretty sensational -- a dense, psychedelic collage of sounds and images that often abandons story altogether to pursue a purely cinematic experience." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 23, 2010
3/5 53% I'm Still Here (2010) " Affleck's meta-satire riffs amusingly on celebrity culture without hitting too many faux-doc highs." — Empire Magazine
Posted Sep 19, 2010
3/5 38% It's a Wonderful Afterlife (2010) " With jokes that routinely miss the mark and cringeworthy slapstick, this black comedy farce shouldn't work. Somehow, though, it does." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jul 6, 2010
3/5 71% Tetro (2009) " The black and white cinematography and unusual sound design combining to haunting effect." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 24, 2010
3/5 61% The Scouting Book for Boys (2009) " Tom Harper's feature debut is a wistful and atmospheric drama, with superb performances from Turgoose and especially Grainger." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 22, 2010
3/5 75% Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) " A barbed study of the American economy puts capitalism in the dock but somehow fails to convict." — Empire Magazine
Posted Feb 26, 2010
3/5 100% Oil City Confidential (2009) " Temple tries his best to make the story lively and interesting (even embarking on a brief history of the Thames estuary), but Dr Feelgood remains an R&B band of limited appeal, and Oil City Confidential won't create many new converts." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 5, 2010
3/5 61% Bunny and the Bull (2011) " Slight, silly and somewhat familiar it may be, but this off-the-wall comedy has enough freewheeling charm and likeable personality to cover its cracks." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 27, 2009
3/5 74% Cold Souls (2009) " This clever, surreal comedy is closer to the more whimsical work of a young Woody Allen." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 13, 2009
3/5 67% Brüno (Bruno) (2009) " A patchy, hit-and-miss comedy with a few outrageous highs and a lot of just-okay padding, Brüno suggests that Sacha Baron Cohen's in-your-face fool routine sadly isn't working any more." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jul 10, 2009
3/5 38% Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden? (2008) " A frustratingly soft documentary that would sooner teach the world to sing than get to the bottom of the Bin Laden enigma." — Empire Magazine
Posted May 9, 2008
3/5 74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) " John C Reilly just about holds together a funny but patchy comedy that puts a ten-megaton bomb under the cliched rock biopic - and never detonates it." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jan 18, 2008
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