|
0/4
|
28%
|
L!fe Happens (2012) |
"
Not only offers no insight on relationships but seems completely unfamiliar with normal human behavior."
—
RedEye
Posted Apr 12, 2012
|
|
0/4
|
9%
|
Answers to Nothing (2011) |
"
Will make you hate words--and these idiots who refuse to stop saying them without actually saying anything at all. "
—
RedEye
Posted Dec 1, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
All's Faire in Love (2011) |
"
If you don't like the word 'penis' but crack up at the use of 'wang,' 'ding dong,' 'wenis' and 'wiener,' this is your movie."
—
RedEye
Posted Oct 27, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
61%
|
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011) |
"
Hypocritical Gleekaganda ... Makes Justin Bieber: Never Say Never look like Inception."
—
RedEye
Posted Aug 11, 2011
|
|
0/4
|
15%
|
Something Borrowed (2011) |
"
Something Borrowed is really cute if your definition of 'cute' is 'emotionally abusive people being horrible to each other all the time.'"
—
RedEye
Posted May 5, 2011
|
|
0/5
|
10%
|
Saw 3D (2010) |
"
Um, lack of multi-dimensional flying body parts wasn't this series' problem."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Oct 28, 2010
|
|
0/5
|
67%
|
Wild Grass (Les Herbes Folles) (2010) |
"
The most infuriating movie I've seen this year, and I saw Marmaduke."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jul 15, 2010
|
|
0/5
|
21%
|
Birdemic: Shock And Terror (2008) |
"
Birdemic, which literally has no ending, is actually two totally different movies, linked mostly by their complete, hilarious crapitude."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jun 16, 2010
|
|
0/5
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
A great opportunity to gather family members you clearly think are stupid."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Nov 24, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
21 and a Wake-Up (2009) |
"
I've seen better acting by hungry animals in dog food commercials."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Oct 28, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
34%
|
The Burning Plain (2009) |
"
A monotonous, suffocating experience with no payoff or purpose, other than noting bad decisions have consequences and pain lasts a long time."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Sep 23, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
A salute to stalkers not recommended for cops, celebrities or anyone else."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Sep 3, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
44%
|
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) |
"
Nothing but an impersonal product manipulating kids who don't know better. All Hannah Montana does is steal their lunch money."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Apr 9, 2009
|
|
0/5
|
13%
|
Saw V (2008) |
"
It doesn't just insult your intelligence; It assumes you have none."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Oct 24, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
2%
|
Disaster Movie (2008) |
"
Like the bastard child of Best Week Ever and the mud that runs off of football players' cleats after a rainy game, this isn't a movie you see. It's one you survive."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 29, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
43%
|
Death Race (2008) |
"
A guy movie for guys whose only turn-on is death."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 20, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
5%
|
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008) |
"
[Hilton] delivers every line as if she's still practicing the English language ... as if her mouth and her brain live in different states."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Feb 7, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
17%
|
Saw IV (2007) |
"
Boasting more posthumous recordings than Tupac, Jigsaw should have spent time devising clever new traps instead of buying Radio Shack's entire inventory of tape recorders."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Oct 26, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
61%
|
Death at a Funeral (2007) |
"
To call this rubbish would be an insult to rubbish."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 16, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
1%
|
Daddy Day Camp (2007) |
"
The actors obviously see the movie only as a paycheck, but the check should have a note at the bottom that says, 'Shame on you!'"
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 7, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
6%
|
Who's Your Caddy? (2007) |
"
Rap isn't the irritant; you'd get dirty looks at a golf course for blasting Kenny G too."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jul 27, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
12%
|
Little Man (2006) |
"
Little Man is so childish and absurd that there should probably be a law against seeing it. The penalty: seeing it again."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jul 14, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
40%
|
Running Scared (2006) |
"
With a herky-jerky visual style and a plot riddled with bullet holes, Running Scared is a brutal, misanthropic and downright nasty excuse for bang-bang entertainment."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Feb 24, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
London (2006) |
"
London is a coke-snorting catastrophe, full of endless scenes of chiseled morons trying to be Socrates. You're better off getting relationship advice from a Magic 8-ball."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Feb 9, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
19%
|
Just Go with It (2011) |
"
Previously known by its original title, Hooray For Boobies!"
—
Metromix.com
Posted Feb 10, 2011
|
|
0.5/5
|
14%
|
Yogi Bear (2010) |
"
More painful than the average bear attack."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Dec 16, 2010
|
|
0.5/5
|
9%
|
Marmaduke (2010) |
"
No animals were used, and no humans were entertained in the making of this movie."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jun 3, 2010
|
|
0.5/5
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
Please, ladies, stay away or movies like this will never stop."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Apr 22, 2010
|
|
0.5/5
|
12%
|
The Bounty Hunter (2010) |
"
Butler and Aniston, earning zero laughs, can't even bicker with any heat; Jessica Simpson and John Mayer would see this (separately) and say, 'You call that resentment?'"
—
Metromix.com
Posted Mar 18, 2010
|
|
0.5/5
|
18%
|
The Tooth Fairy (2010) |
"
Another excruciating film about an unlikable hero who is somehow considered a badass despite making jokes like, 'You can't handle the tooth.'"
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jan 21, 2010
|
|
0.5/5
|
21%
|
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) |
"
Surely this qualifies as cruelty to humans."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Dec 22, 2009
|
|
0.5/5
|
30%
|
The Final Destination (2009) |
"
This isn't a franchise, it's an arcade game."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 28, 2009
|
|
0.5/5
|
17%
|
The Marc Pease Experience (2009) |
"
As pointless and obnoxious as someone pulling on your ears."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 20, 2009
|
|
0.5/5
|
21%
|
Next Day Air (2009) |
"
The thing about a script comprising 60 percent words that rhyme with stitch, spit and mothertruckers is it doesn't allow for many jokes."
—
Metromix.com
Posted May 7, 2009
|
|
0.5/5
|
64%
|
The Merry Gentleman (2009) |
"
Keaton and writer Ron Lazzeretti pick tones like someone pulling out lotto numbers ... veers from creepy to festive to sad to twinkly to spiritual to bright to depressing."
—
Metromix.com
Posted May 3, 2009
|
|
0.5/5
|
37%
|
Gigantic (2009) |
"
Just a bunch of strange character traits strung together for no reason other than quirk."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Apr 2, 2009
|
|
0.5/5
|
26%
|
Seven Pounds (2008) |
"
It should've been about weightlifting. Or British currency. Anything but this."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Dec 18, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
5%
|
88 Minutes (2008) |
"
Wears its stupidity with pride, like a kid who's super-excited about stuffing pencils up his nose."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Apr 17, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
4%
|
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) |
"
Worse than a high school production of Lord of the Rings and as incoherent as a Miss Teen USA contestant."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jan 11, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
13%
|
First Sunday (2008) |
"
Has more bathroom humor than an elementary school cafeteria and so many stereotypes up the wazoo that the wazoo is officially full."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jan 10, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
4%
|
A Little Bit Of Heaven (2012) |
"
Sending Marley an escort who is a little person for comic effect represents a major foul; the guy saying people call him 'a little bit of heaven' is hitting the ball backwards out of the stadium. "
—
RedEye
Posted May 3, 2012
|
|
0.5/4
|
47%
|
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012) |
"
When people jumped from the burning towers of the World Trade Center, no pretty piano music accompanied their fall."
—
RedEye
Posted Jan 21, 2012
|
|
0.5/4
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
Perhaps at some point in the future, a great movie will feature the line, 'Ladies, may the best va-jay-jay win!'"
—
RedEye
Posted Dec 8, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
23%
|
Conan the Barbarian (2011) |
"
Muscles! Swords! Grunting!"
—
RedEye
Posted Aug 18, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
36%
|
One Day (2011) |
"
Also known as When D-Bag Met Sourpuss."
—
RedEye
Posted Aug 18, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
19%
|
Rush Hour 3 (2007) |
"
Tucker must not need to be funny since the loudmouth can take his $25 million payday and laugh all the way to the bank."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Aug 9, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
45%
|
Cashback (2007) |
"
Offers such a 13-year-old boy's perspective on love and sex that you wouldn't even trust it to unhook a bra."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jul 19, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
7%
|
Captivity (2007) |
"
If this is Cuthbert's idea of being, as she claims, choosy about the horror offers she accepts, heaven help us from the ones she's turned down."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Jul 13, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
15%
|
The Condemned (2007) |
"
It looks like thinking hurts [Austin's] head, and watching him hurts mine."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Apr 26, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
9%
|
Norbit (2007) |
"
If you survive the maddening Norbit without hurting yourself or those around you, consider it a triumph of self-restraint."
—
Metromix.com
Posted Feb 8, 2007
|
63%
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