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MICHAEL FERRARO
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• Bronsonfive
• Film Threat

BIOGRAPHY
I like to make fun of people (especially Spider-Man fans). I also like to juggle. I like to draw pictures too.
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Total Reviews: 160
Total QuickRatings: 12

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Online Film Critics Society

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A SAMPLING OF THIS CRITIC'S CINEMATIC TASTE
 
BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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5/5 A History of Violence
4.5/5 Sideways
4/5 The Mother
3.5/5 The Story of the Weeping Camel
3/5 She Hate Me
2.5/5 Batman Begins
2/5 The Island
1.5/5 Tristan & Isolde
1/5 Catwoman
0.5/5 Alien vs. Predator
0/5 Cry_Wolf
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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5/5 The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
5/5 There Will Be Blood
5/5 No Country for Old Men
5/5 Awesome! I... Shot That!
5/5 Allegro
5/5 A History of Violence
4.5/5 Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
4.5/5 The Savages
4.5/5 Jewboy
4.5/5 A Very Long Engagement
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WORST REVIEWED
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0/5 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
0/5 Hitman
0/5 Daddy Day Camp
0/5 Who's Your Caddy?
0/5 Delta Farce
0/5 Cry_Wolf
0.5/5 Semi-Pro
0.5/5 Strange Wilderness
0.5/5 Meet the Spartans
0.5/5 Perfect Stranger
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This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 78% of the time.

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4/5
 
"Wristcutters: A Love Story is like a suicidal Wizard of Oz." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 25, 2008
 
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007)65%
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2/5
 
"It's a humorless PG-13 comedy aimed at middle school kids/some high school kids. Anyone else should stay at home and watch Over the Edge instead." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 21, 2008
 
Drillbit Taylor (2008)26%
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2/5
 
"Just pop this movie on right before nap time and you got yourself a successful sleep aide." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 19, 2008
 
The Seeker (2007)13%
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1/5
 
"Let's just say that I've built more climactic medieval battles with a set of Legos during my childhood." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 17, 2008
 
Doomsday (2008)48%
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3.5/5
 
"It's captivating, intriguing, and enjoyable throughout." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 10, 2008
 
The Bank Job (2008)78%
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0.5/5
 
"Semi-Pro is a bad film, even by traditional Will Ferrell standards. The jokes constantly misfire, last too long, or try too hard to disgust." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 5, 2008
 
Semi-Pro (2008)21%
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0.5/5
 
"This whole picture actually feels like a deleted scene from some other Seagal film." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Mar 3, 2008
 
Pistol Whipped (2007)n/a
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1.5/5
 
"The Other Boleyn Girl is almost too indescribable for words. It's one of the most visually boring films I've seen in some time." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 29, 2008
 
The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)42%
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3/5
 
"The screenplay was co-written by Anderson, Schwartzman and Roman Coppola, and it's clear they know what has worked in his previous efforts. They just couldn't escape the formula enough to try anything new." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 26, 2008
 
The Darjeeling Limited (2007)67%
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3.5/5
 
"The end result is a dark, violent and thoroughly entertaining fright-fest in perfect spirit of its source material." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 26, 2008
 
30 Days of Night (2007)49%
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4/5
 
"Be Kind Rewind not only reminds us why we love film so damn much, it pays tribute to those films that may have had a hand in it." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 21, 2008
 
Be Kind Rewind (2008)68%
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2/5
 
"Imagine City of God by way of One Tree Hill and you got yourself City of Men." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 20, 2008
 
City of Men (2008)76%
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3.5/5
 
"Steven Zallian (Gangs of New York) tackles the screenplay, which is based on an article by Mark Jacobson, and creates a captivating story with an otherwise basic premise." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 18, 2008
 
American Gangster (2007)79%
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2.5/5
 
"Definitely, Maybe is an explosion of sweetness and hugs that might cause your stomach to churn if you don't like your sentimentality too strong." -- Film Threat
Posted Feb 16, 2008
 
Definitely, Maybe (2008)72%
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2/5
 
"We get that this is supposed to be from the perspective of a film major, but did Romero have to make it so painfully authentic?" -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 15, 2008
 
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008)60%
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3/5
 
"All scribes involved understand the superhero formula rather well and have fun presenting a familiar premise (that of transporting characters) into an entertaining ride. But perhaps it's all too familiar." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 14, 2008
 
Jumper (2008)16%
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3.5/5
 
"An exciting and refreshing adventure that's shorter (and less melodramatic) than another Harry Potter film." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 13, 2008
 
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)79%
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2/5
 
"You find yourself more enticed by the costumes, odd facial hair configurations, and crazy wigs more than anything else." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 12, 2008
 
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)34%
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0.5/5
 
"Falls flat, bores, and practically kills any excitement the original story had to offer." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 8, 2008
 
The Invasion (2007)19%
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2/5
 
"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins is [Lawrence's] latest starring vehicle and yet another that drowns any comedic talents he once had with a cliché plot and hollow character arcs." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 7, 2008
 
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008)24%
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4/5
 
"The colors are lush, the scenery is breathtaking, and the compositions are flawlessly executed. You won't want to take your eyes from the screen even just to blink." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 5, 2008
 
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)75%
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3/5
 
"Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief a little more than usual." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 4, 2008
 
The Eye (2008)21%
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0.5/5
 
"It feels more like a compilation of skits from a failed comedy show." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 3, 2008
 
Strange Wilderness (2008)0%
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3/5
 
"The film has elements of Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy) and Woody Allen (Annie Hall); it just doesn't provide us with anything new." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Feb 2, 2008
 
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple (2007)86%
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0.5/5
 
"This film shows us a lot of balls but fails to present any of its own." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 30, 2008
 
The Comebacks (2007)10%
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3/5
 
"Right at Your Door provides a very tense experience for its short, 96-minute runtime; however, it still ends up letting you down. It's not nearly as paranoid as it tries to be." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 29, 2008
 
Right at Your Door (2007)68%
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0.5/5
 
"It aims to be a so-called spoof of 300 but only succeeds at being a commercial for idiocy." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 27, 2008
 
Meet the Spartans (2008)2%
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3.5/5
 
"Rambo is exactly the film you want it to be. It has little dialogue, plenty of action, and a nice load of blood and guts splattered throughout." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 25, 2008
 
Rambo (2008)35%
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1.5/5
 
"It's a tame version of Saw, aimed at middle-aged America, with the same lack of brains and appeal." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 23, 2008
 
Untraceable (2008)15%
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1.5/5
 
"Younger teenage girls will probably love this but anyone older or younger than that demographic is going to be pretty bored." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 21, 2008
 
Sydney White (2007)37%
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2.5/5
 
"Think Blair Witch meets Godzilla, and since that isn't the first or last time you'll read that comparison, think of a movie that results in something less profound." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 15, 2008
 
Cloverfield (2008)77%
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0.5/5
 
"Good Luck Chuck is the cinematic equivalent to a sexually-transmitted disease. It starts out unnoticeable, then starts to itch a little bit, before finally burning and blistering." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 15, 2008
 
Good Luck Chuck (2007)3%
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0/5
 
"Fans looking to ridicule and laugh at the newest Boll adventure will be disappointed after the first 20 minutes. It was funny when it started, then it got boring. Too boring to even laugh at anymore." -- Film Threat
Posted Jan 13, 2008
 
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)5%
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5/5
 
"Paralyzing to watch. At times, you're just as frustrated as Bauby; you want him to communicate, you want other people to understand what he is thinking, and above all, you want him to pull through it." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 11, 2008
 
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007)94%
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3/5
 
"Thinking about taking a road trip with Nicholson and Freeman sounds like the best thing ever. Perhaps it would have been in a more serious, less light-hearted film." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 10, 2008
 
The Bucket List (2007)42%
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5/5
 
"It's like a version of Citizen Kane that Stanley Kubrick might have directed. But the film has enough to lay its own influence in the minds of future filmmakers to come." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Jan 7, 2008
 
There Will Be Blood (2007)92%
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4/5
 
"It starts off with guns blazing and rarely pauses to reload. Shoot Em Up is definitely the Crank of 2007." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 29, 2007
 
Shoot 'Em Up (2007)66%
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3.5/5
 
"If you can help yourself from taking it too seriously, it's a predictably entertaining thrill ride that more than fills any appetite for explosions." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 27, 2007
 
The Kingdom (2007)51%
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1/5
 
"This isn't so much an Alien or Predator styled flick we were all hoping for. Instead, half of the plot plays out like a John Hughes nightmare circa 1988." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 27, 2007
 
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)14%
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1/5
 
"American Pie Presents: Beta House will rock the world of idiotic high school and college students everywhere. It's tiresome, unfunny and more annoying than a drunken college freshman." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 21, 2007
 
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)n/a
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3/5
 
"Sweeney Todd is exactly the musical Burton fans have wished him to make. It's a bloody mess of vengeance and lost love, full of throat-slitting mayhem." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 21, 2007
 
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)86%
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5/5
 
"No Country for Old Men is the most brutal cinematic experience of the year, as well as one the best. It's nothing shy of an unforgettable masterpiece." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 17, 2007
 
No Country for Old Men (2007)95%
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3/5
 
"The incredible amount of buildup and excitement of the first half ends up driving us down the road to disappointment." -- Film Threat
Posted Dec 15, 2007
 
I Am Legend (2007)69%
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4.5/5
 
"It's powerfully crafted, intensely paced and brilliantly acted from all involved players, and a film that's easily [Lumet's] best since Network." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 14, 2007
 
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)88%
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5/5
 
"[Bourne Ultimatum] is the most satisfying action picture of the year." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 10, 2007
 
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)93%
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3/5
 
"Fans of the original source material will definitely know what to expect here. The rest of us, who can't seem to connect to any of these characters (let alone care about them), can only marvel at the technical aspects of the film." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 7, 2007
 
Atonement (2007)83%
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2.5/5
 
"It's a gripping enough subject matter that isn't exactly given an engaging or focused enough screenplay to be as powerful as it so desperately strives for." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Dec 5, 2007
 
Reservation Road (2007)37%
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4.5/5
 
"[Bosco's] performance as a senior going through the motions of aging is hypnotic, heartbreaking, and dead-on. It's the kind of performance awards were created for." -- Bronsonfive
Posted Nov 30, 2007
 
The Savages (2007)91%

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