Fresh 8/10
| Rotten 37%
| 2012 (2009) | "
After the deplorable 'Day After Tomorrow' I wasn't expecting much, but this is an entertaining movie with mind-boggling special effects." Tolucan Times Posted Nov 15, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Rotten 54%
| The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) | "
I walked out feeling as if it had been enjoyable, even though the word on my lips was, 'Huh?'" Tolucan Times Posted Nov 12, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Rotten 47%
| The Box (2009) | "
...phantasmagorical, dark, drear, and troubling, it kept me involved and thinking about it long after...that's a good definition of an entertaining movie." Tolucan Times Posted Nov 8, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Fresh 80%
| Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009) | "
...a fascinating, high-energy snapshot of a music idol shortly before an untimely death,...whether or not you are a fan of his music,..." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 29, 2009 |
Rotten 0/10
| Rotten 26%
| Motherhood (2009) | "
...inept...ill-conceived, and amateurish...an insult to full time Mothers and motherhood." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 24, 2009 |
Rotten 3/10
| Rotten 20%
| Amelia (2009) | "
...an unsatisfying, frivolous, insubstantial look at someone whom some think of as an American idol." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 24, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Fresh 75%
| Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) | "
This is entertaining, but because of all its folly and manipulation and misinformation it's a polemic that must be watched with hardy skepticism." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 20, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
...truly dismal...This is a movie to avoid." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 15, 2009 |
Fresh 10/10
| Fresh 94%
| An Education (2009) | "
Sensitively directed by Lone Sherfig, with terrific performances by Mulligan, Sarsgaard, and Olivia Williams, this is one of the best films of the year." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 15, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Fresh 86%
| A Serious Man (2009) | "
Sort of a modern day setting for the Book of Job, although the acting is exceptional this is probably too esoteric to appeal to a wide audience." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 13, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Fresh 93%
| The Damned United (2009) | "
Superb acting from an exceptional cast makes this story about soccer, not the most popular of sports in America, an enthralling entertainment." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 9, 2009 |
Rotten 4/10
| Fresh 82%
| Whip It (2009) | "
This film is so boring that after an hour I was ready to bolt. It picked up a little in the last 50 minutes, but not enough to recommend." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 3, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Fresh 65%
| Coco Before Chanel (2009) | "
Tatou unerringly captures the feistiness and lack of regard for the truth that Coco used to become such an enormous success." Tolucan Times Posted Oct 2, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Rotten 18%
| Love Happens (2009) | "
Gee, they fall in love without falling into bed first. Hooray for them! This is a relatively entertaining trifle, not the best romance, but not the worst, either." Tolucan Times Posted Sep 23, 2009 |
Fresh 10/10
| Fresh 76%
| The Informant! (2009) | "
...film making at its best...driven by Marvin Hamlisch's spectacular score." Tolucan Times Posted Sep 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 6%
| All About Steve (2009) | "
With a protagonist that nobody could like, admire, or sympathize with, this is one of the worst movies I've ever had to sit through." Tolucan Times Posted Sep 3, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Fresh 86%
| The Baader Meinhof Complex (2009) | "
Brilliantly directed and written by Uli Edel, this takes a fascinating but faithful view of violent urban guerillas told basically from the terrorists' POV." Tolucan Times Posted Sep 1, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Fresh 70%
| My One and Only (2009) | "
The acting of Lerman, Bacon, and Rendall and an evocative recreation of the 50s overcome Zellweger's pervasive 'I just sucked a lemon' facial expression." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 25, 2009 |
Fresh 8/10
| Fresh 88%
| Inglourious Basterds (2009) | "
...an old-fashioned World War II movie showing war as fun adventure updated by graphic violence, abetted by Tarantino's chimerical speculation." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 23, 2009 |
Rotten 4/10
| Fresh 77%
| It Might Get Loud (2009) | "
This movie has no raison d'ętre. The disjointed editing and shallow interviewing doesn't tell enough about any of the three to learn what makes them tick." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 15, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Fresh 85%
| Flame & Citron (2008) | "
...shocking...constant tension...great performances by Mikkelsen, Lindhardt, and Stengade. This captures what it really must have been like in the Resistance." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Rotten 38%
| The Time Traveler's Wife (2009) | "
Highlighted by sparkling performances by Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana, this is touching, romantic and intriguing, up with the best of the time-warpers." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Fresh 95%
| In the Loop (2009) | "
Side-splittingly funny." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 11, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Rotten 43%
| Fragments (2009) | "
A well-directed tense drama with a terrific cast, it is an old-fashioned, no-nonsense film with no special effects that relies on acting and script." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 7, 2009 |
Rotten 4/10
| Fresh 75%
| Julie & Julia (2009) | "
Streep's Julia reminded me more of Akroyd's Julia than Julia's Julia." Tolucan Times Posted Aug 6, 2009 |
Fresh 8/10
| Fresh 68%
| Funny People (2009) | "
Apatow has created a film of unusual depth and feeling, aided by superb performances by Sandler and Seth Rogen, despite the vulgarity." Tolucan Times Posted Jul 30, 2009 |
Fresh 10/10
| Rotten 15%
| The Ugly Truth (2009) | "
Laugh out loud funny; every guy should drag his girlfriend to this movie. Women may laugh at what Butler says, but they should take notes." Tolucan Times Posted Jul 22, 2009 |
Fresh 10/10
| Fresh 87%
| 500 Days of Summer (2009) | "
Highlighted by sparkling performances by Deschanel and Gordon-Levitt, everything about this movie is terrific." Tolucan Times Posted Jul 16, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Rotten 29%
| Severed Ways (2009) | "
Captivating locations can't overcome deplorable scenes of defecation and actually killing a hen onscreen. This is so slow and lacking in pace it tries one's patience." Tolucan Times Posted Jul 16, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Fresh 67%
| Public Enemies (2009) | "
...lurching from one shootout to another,...this is pretty faithful to the facts. Unfortunately, as entertainment it falls short." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 30, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Fresh 66%
| Away We Go (2009) | "
Even though it's loaded with feminine-appealing dialogue and should make most men squirm, in the end it is interesting and thought-provoking, even for a man." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 23, 2009 |
Rotten 0/10
| Rotten 47%
| Whatever Works (2009) | "
Woody Allen's clumsy, unfunny, preachy homage to secular humanism commits the cardinal sin; it's devoid of humor." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Rotten 6/10
| Rotten 43%
| The Proposal (2009) | "
Despite sparkling performances by Ryan Reynolds and Denis O'Hare, this derivative story has been made into too many movies not to be stale." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 18, 2009 |
Fresh 8/10
| Fresh 78%
| The Hangover (2009) | "
It is sometimes coarse, and there are some scurrilous scenes. But this is an inventive, funny, entertaining movie." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 13, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Rotten 52%
| The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) | "
...a run of the mill remake with nothing extraordinary except for good performances by Turturo, Gandolfini, Rispoli, Washington, and Travolta." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 11, 2009 |
Rotten 3/10
| Rotten 25%
| Land of the Lost (2009) | "
(T)he equivalent of a nonsexual succubus, slowly sucking out the audience's intellect with each succeeding scene." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 4, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Rotten 51%
| Easy Virtue (2009) | "
Disappointing." Tolucan Times Posted Jun 4, 2009 |
Fresh 9/10
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
a slam-bank, action packed, high tension film loaded with special effects; a good story (with) terrific action." Tolucan Times Posted May 25, 2009 |
Rotten 0/10
| Rotten 44%
| Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) | "
What's hugely-talented Amy Adams doing in an imbecilic debacle like this?" Tolucan Times Posted May 21, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Rotten 36%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
One thing Howard has learned is that a film doesn't need quality to make money." Tolucan Times Posted May 14, 2009 |
Fresh 8/10
| Fresh 94%
| Revanche (2009) | "
Writer-director Götz Spielmann doesn't hit you over the head with what he's trying to say. Instead, you have to pay attention and grasp the nuance of the story." Tolucan Times Posted May 10, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
While it might be a little long and while Spock is disappointing, this is still an entertaining movie with fine performances by Pine, Pegg, Greenwood, and Urban." Tolucan Times Posted May 7, 2009 |
Fresh 10/10
| Fresh 91%
| Every Little Step (2009) | "
If you like Broadway, this is a movie you cannot miss." Tolucan Times Posted May 3, 2009 |
Rotten 0/10
| Rotten 40%
| The Limits of Control (2009) | "
...a torturous, boring, nonsensical monotony." Tolucan Times Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 27%
| Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) | "
I would say that this was a complete and utter waste of time and talent, but, except for Emma Stone, I didn't see any talent." Tolucan Times Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten 6/10
| Fresh 86%
| Earth (2009) | "
Disney puts truth in the drawer claiming that "changing weather patterns" cause drying rainforests, when it's the destruction of the rainforest that is causing the changing weather patterns." Tolucan Times Posted Apr 26, 2009 |
Rotten 5/10
| Rotten 55%
| The Soloist (2009) | "
Great acting by Keener, Downey, and Foxx but far too long and too many ECUs. More Keener would have helped. She's something special." Tolucan Times Posted Apr 26, 2009 |
Fresh 10/10
| Fresh 86%
| Tyson (2009) | "
Whatever you thought of Mike Tyson, this exceptional, fascinating film presents his story with all his warts in his own words." Tolucan Times Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Fresh 7/10
| Fresh 93%
| Sugar (2009) | "
...an interesting tale of a young man devoted to his family back home, trying to come to grips with surviving in a completely different culture." Tolucan Times Posted Apr 11, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 59%
| Paris 36 (2008) | "
Very disappointing...a set so phony that it robs the film of the '30s Parisian ambience it advertises... (T)he characters lack verisimilitude, as does the story." Tolucan Times Posted Apr 7, 2009 |