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Fr. Chris Carpenter

Fr. Chris Carpenter

Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

Biography:
Prior to entering seminary and becoming a Catholic priest, I studied film theory & production and theater. I won screenwriting and directing awards for several student films I made in college. I reviewed movies for The Catholic Sun in Phoenix, Arizona from 1996-2006, and now write for the Orange County & Long Beach Blade (www.gayblade.com). I also contribute weekly film, DVD & theatre reviews to www.moviedearest.blogspot.com.
Favorites:
Citizen Kane; E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial; Dancer in the Dark; Doctor Dolittle (1967); Superman: The Movie; The Wizard of Oz; Friendly Persuasion; Gone With the Wind; old Universal horror movies (Dracula, The Wolf Man, The Mummy, et al); anything by directors Robert Altman and Peter Greenaway
Publications:
Catholic Sun , Movie Dearest , Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Critics' Group:
Phoenix Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
359
Total QuickRatings:
41
Location:
Long Beach, CA

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
F 22% Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! (2008) " One of only three movies in my life I've walked out of before they ended; the worst film of 2008" — Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Posted Feb 27, 2009
D 69% Horrible Bosses (2011) " Horrible movie. One of the five worst films of 2011." — Movie Dearest
Posted Dec 30, 2011
D 20% The Rite (2011) " A misbegotten mess of haunted house cliches, Vatican mumbo jumbo, and Anthony Hopkins channeling Hannibal Lecter (for the umpteenth time) as well as Linda Blair! The worst film of 2011." — Movie Dearest
Posted Jan 30, 2011
D —— Is It Just Me? (2010) " So illogically plotted only the most undiscriminating could find it satisfying." — Movie Dearest
Posted Nov 18, 2010
D —— Il Compleanno (David's Birthday) (2009) " Has pretensions of operatic tragedy...the film ends up being conflicted itself and the result is a far-from-gay-affirming tale." — Movie Dearest
Posted Oct 24, 2010
D 40% The Expendables (2010) " With only a couple of artistic virtues and even fewer moral attributes to its credit..."The Expendables" is wretched." — Movie Dearest
Posted Aug 15, 2010
D 56% It's Complicated (2009) " We love La Meryl, but this is the worst movie of 2009." — Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Posted Dec 30, 2009
D 60% Shank (2009) " I don't recommend this London-set tale of sexually conflicted, teenage sociopaths" — Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Posted Nov 30, 2009
D 17% The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007) " A fun idea given a lame, low-budget execution; one of the worst films of 2008" — Movie Dearest
Posted Feb 27, 2009
D 68% Synecdoche, New York (2008) " A pretentious, witless disaster that largely wastes a great cast; one of the worst films of 2008" — Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Posted Feb 27, 2009
1/5 —— Paradise (1982) Catholic Sun
Posted Nov 4, 2004
1/5 32% Glen or Glenda? (1953) Catholic Sun
Posted Nov 4, 2004
1/5 11% Leviathan (1989) Catholic Sun
Posted Oct 12, 2004
—— Passion Recut (2005) " Unlike the original version, a gigantic box office flop." — Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
92% Million Dollar Baby (2004) " already submitted" — Catholic Sun
Posted Mar 18, 2005
16% Alexander (2004) " Overly-verbose; one of the year's 10 worst" — Catholic Sun
Posted Jan 5, 2005
52% The Notebook (2004) " A mawkish romance; one of the year's 10 worst" — Catholic Sun
Posted Jan 5, 2005
39% Man on Fire (2004) " Mean-spirited; one of the year's 10 worst" — Catholic Sun
Posted Jan 5, 2005
42% A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004) " Stars a miscast John Travolta" — Catholic Sun
Posted Jan 5, 2005
11% Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) " Harlin amps up the sound effects and gore in an attempt to disguise the absence of any genuine scares." — Catholic Sun
Posted Sep 16, 2004
C- 64% The Ballad of Genesis and Lady Jaye (2012) " Director Marie Losier's film is informative but it is also more often than not irritating in both content and technique. (A film) more to be endured than enjoyed. " — Movie Dearest
Posted Apr 13, 2012
C- —— Sister Mary () " (Director-writer-producer-editor) Scott Grenke has a lot for which to atone. The movie isn't so much anti-Catholic as it is criminally unfunny." — Movie Dearest
Posted Mar 3, 2012
C- 87% X-Men: First Class (2011) " One of the five worst films of 2011. Inexplicably acclaimed, incredibly dumb." — Movie Dearest
Posted Dec 30, 2011
C- 36% The Thing (2011) " Pointless prequel to the 1982 sci-fi/horror classic. One of the five worst films of 2011." — Movie Dearest
Posted Dec 30, 2011
C- —— Bite Marks (2011) " While I wish I could report "Bite Marks" was as expertly made and lavishly produced as "Breaking Dawn," first-time director Mark Bessenger gets some points for his use of slapstick and adding a new twist or two to a pretty tired genre." — Movie Dearest
Posted Nov 23, 2011
C- 80% Shame (2011) " (Fassbender gives a) fully-committed performance... (but) "Shame" tends to wallow in its graphic sex scenes rather than provide any illumination or redemption. " — Movie Dearest
Posted Nov 23, 2011
C- 44% The Catechism Cataclysm (2011) " As a professional preacher, I could appreciate (the film) to some degree as a satiric take on storytelling in both religious and secular circles. Sorry to say, that's about as far as my appreciation goes." — Movie Dearest
Posted Nov 4, 2011
C- 36% One Day (2011) " (The film's) "annual checkup" conceit ultimately proves precious and plodding..."One Day" serves as a disappointing follow-up to (director Lone Scherfig's) more subtle, Oscar-nominated "An Education." One of the five worst films of 2011." — Movie Dearest
Posted Aug 19, 2011
C- —— Bloomington (2010) " Starts promisingly but is ultimately compromised by its characters' shifting allegiances and alliances. Too much of the film is hard to swallow...(Writer-director Fernanda) Cardoso may need to get back to basics academically." — Movie Dearest
Posted Apr 29, 2011
C- 4% Hemingway's Garden of Eden (2010) " A veteran director, the attractive lead performers and some stunning settings cannot bring credibility to this inherently stilted story." — Movie Dearest
Posted Dec 10, 2010
C- 71% The Magician (2010) " A fairly pointless and not particularly well-accomplished exercise, although Scott Ryan gives an impressive, charismatic performance." — Movie Dearest
Posted Oct 29, 2010
C- 26% The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond (2009) " Beautifully photographed...Sadly, though, there isn't much else to recommend it." — Movie Dearest
Posted Aug 11, 2010
C- —— Lucky Bastard (2009) " The usually reliable writer-director Everett Lewis falters here as the result of under-developed characters, so-so acting and too much sympathy for his screwed-up protagonists." — Movie Dearest
Posted Jan 12, 2010
C- 87% Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) " (The film) has a hard time settling on such simple things as characters' motivations, needs and accents (Cage's changes inexplicably midway through)." — Movie Dearest
Posted Nov 20, 2009
C- 83% Lake Tahoe (2008) " Mexican writer-director Eimbcke takes an unfortunate if not unusual route other filmmakers have traveled following a successful debut and gets self-indulgent with his follow-up." — Movie Dearest
Posted Nov 12, 2009
C- 64% Dare (2009) " (The film) failed to ring true for me...Too many of the sexual situations struck me as contrived." — Movie Dearest
Posted Jul 22, 2009
C- 0% Dim Sum Funeral (2008) " Too simplistic to be believable." — Movie Dearest
Posted Jun 15, 2009
C- —— Finding Me () " From any perspective -- gay or straight, black or white -- Finding Me can't be judged a very good movie." — Movie Dearest
Posted May 4, 2009
C- 66% The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) " Excessively violent but oddly dull...a Crusades allegory for teeny-boppers" — Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Posted Feb 27, 2009
C- 25% Filth and Wisdom (2008) " Madonna's direction isn't half-bad...too bad she chose a poor script teeming with uninteresting characters" — Orange County and Long Beach Blade
Posted Feb 27, 2009
2/5 33% Fools Rush In (1997) Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
2/5 62% The Man Without a Face (1993) Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
2/5 56% Alien Nation (1988) Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
2/5 65% Funny Farm (1988) Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
2/5 71% The Sword in the Stone (1963) Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
2/5 30% Village of the Damned (1995) Catholic Sun
Posted Apr 8, 2005
2/5 —— The Last Dinosaur (Kyokutei tankensen Pora-Bora) (1977) Catholic Sun
Posted Nov 4, 2004
2/5 45% Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie (1995) Catholic Sun
Posted Nov 4, 2004
2/5 —— Matango:Attack of the Mushroom People (1963) Catholic Sun
Posted Nov 4, 2004
C 67% We Bought a Zoo (2011) " Suffers from a case of schizophrenia; some of it is waaay too simple, cutesy and/or sappy for adults, while other scenes are too intense and adult for children." — Movie Dearest
Posted Apr 3, 2012
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