Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 2%
| The Master of Disguise (2002) | "
It doesn't matter that the film is less than 90 minutes. It still feels like a prison stretch." — New York Times Posted Aug 1, 2002 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 2%
| Battlefield Earth (2000) | "
And after about 20 minutes of this amateurish picture, extinction doesn't seem like such a bad idea." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 23%
| Havana Nights (2004) | "
This reimagining of the recklessly melodramatic 1987 original is packed with flashy, taffeta silliness." — New York Times Posted Feb 26, 2004 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 12%
| The Girl (2001) | "
Has the dreary one-track banality of a feature-length version of an episode of Red Shoe Diaries." — New York Times Posted Apr 20, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 53%
| Josie and the Pussycats (2001) | "
Gruelingly self-referential, substituting sarcasm for irony." — New York Times Posted Apr 11, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 9%
| Valentine (2001) | "
When it's hard to hear the dialogue because the audience is laughing, it's clear that Valentine doesn't even succeed on its own limited terms." — New York Times Posted Feb 5, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 29%
| Drowning Mona (2000) | "
Mona is a dreary crash of malapropisms and slapstick maimings wrapped very loosely around a murder mystery." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 42%
| What Planet Are You From? (2000) | "
This movie wants to be sweet and dark at the same time, but it is as distant as a planet's satellite." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 2%
| The In Crowd (2000) | "
The only people who could be surprised at this movie will be those who wandered into the wrong multiplex theater by mistake." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 14%
| Pokémon the Movie 2000 (2000) | "
Probably about as good as cut-rate animation that seems to consist of screen savers can be." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 21%
| Coyote Ugly (2000) | "
It looks like a big-budget version of a Miller's Genuine Draft commercial." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 39%
| The Replacements (2000) | "
This negligible comedy might as well come with a bouncing ball so members of the audience can recite the dialogue along with the actors." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 10%
| Get Carter (2000) | "
The stylish murk seems to signal that everyone on the technical crew had his own agenda, each trying to outdo the others." — New York Times Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 46%
| Hidalgo (2004) | "
This primitively plotted family action adventure is one of the few movies that seem to be making up their plots as they go along." — New York Times Posted Mar 4, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 23%
| Torque (2004) | "
This monotonously macho action-adventure film wears testosterone as if it were a new fragrance." — New York Times Posted Jan 15, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| The Haunted Mansion (2003) | "
The film equivalent of the dark, boring period on a haunted house ride before the gondola crashes into another room filled with dirty mirrors." — New York Times Posted Nov 26, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 78%
| Bubba Ho-Tep (2003) | "
Ho-Tep is a punch line in search of a setup." — New York Times Posted Sep 25, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 41%
| Freddy vs. Jason (2003) | "
This grunge match is far more horrible than horrifying." — New York Times Posted Aug 14, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 55%
| American Wedding (2003) | "
The makers of Wedding have so effectively managed to make offensiveness seem tame that this could be subversion financed by the religious right." — New York Times Posted Jul 31, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 11%
| Alex and Emma (2003) | "
The picture is desperate to be a Date Night event, but it feels more like a Last Date movie." — New York Times Posted Jun 19, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 28%
| Daddy Day Care (2003) | "
The most astonishing thing about Daddy Day Care, a comedy that would have to work harder even to justify the appellation uninspired, is that a kick in the groin is now a joke for toddlers." — New York Times Posted May 9, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 21%
| Basic (2003) | "
Someone decided to put Rashomon in a Cuisinart along with A Few Good Men, The Usual Suspects and A Soldier's Story, and hit the pulverize button while forgetting to replace the top." — New York Times Posted Mar 27, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 7%
| Boat Trip (2003) | "
Boat Trip goes down faster than the Titanic and is far more deserving of its fate." — New York Times Posted Mar 20, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 35%
| Returner (2002) | "
Returner is a smorgasbord that seems to have been picked out of a Dumpster." — New York Times Posted Oct 16, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| My Boss's Daughter (2002) | "
This muddled comedy of confusion feels as if it were a Farrelly brothers' comedy that has sat exposed to the elements long past its expiration date." — New York Times Posted Aug 25, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| Pinocchio (2002) | "
A movie so bad that it quickly enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls." — New York Times Posted Dec 26, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 36%
| Equilibrium (2002) | "
A movie that could be stupider only if it were longer." — New York Times Posted Dec 6, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) | "
Nights is festooned with yards of gross-out jokes, sniggering allusions and, astonishingly, a sentimental climax that's more repellent than any of the crude effluvia the film is drenched with." — New York Times Posted Nov 27, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) | "
It's loud and boring; watching it is like being trapped at a bad rock concert." — New York Times Posted Sep 19, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 6%
| The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) | "
Sadly, though many of the actors throw off a spark or two when they first appear, they can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction." — New York Times Posted Aug 17, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 24%
| Who is Cletis Tout? (2002) | "
This mistaken-identity picture is so film-culture referential that the final product is a ghost." — New York Times Posted Jul 25, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Eight Legged Freaks (2002) | "
Eight-Legged Freaks runs out of gas scarily fast -- its one-joke premise lends itself more to a short than a feature." — New York Times Posted Jul 17, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| Mr. Deeds (2002) | "
Mostly terrible, a shambles of a comedy that looks as if it was shot by a tabloid news crew." — New York Times Posted Jun 27, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 10%
| Bad Company (2002) | "
Bad Company, like many of the nonpolitical terrorist-as-villain spectaculars that have been held back after Sept. 11, has the whiff of something gone stale." — New York Times Posted Jun 6, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 25%
| The Sweetest Thing (2002) | "
For those who think that movies by the Farrelly brothers or Todd Solondz are the Mount Kilimanjaro of bad taste, it's time to grab your parka and goggles -- there's a new peak to climb." — New York Times Posted Apr 11, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Big Trouble (2002) | "
Contradicts itself because it's a ramshackle comedy that's both rowdy and neatly pressed." — New York Times Posted Apr 4, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 49%
| Harrison's Flowers (2002) | "
A stupefying mix of action, politics and melodrama that is as vaguely condescending as the inept but well-meaning pictures about apartheid from the 1980's." — New York Times Posted Mar 14, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 17%
| The Queen of the Damned (2002) | "
... the movie is just a plain old monster." — New York Times Posted Feb 21, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| John Q (2002) | "
So ham-fisted that it sabotages its own worthwhile arguments." — New York Times Posted Feb 14, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 3%
| Rollerball (2002) | "
McTiernan's remake may be lighter on its feet -- the sober-minded original was as graceful as a tap-dancing rhino -- but it is just as boring and as obvious." — New York Times Posted Feb 7, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| Collateral Damage (2002) | "
An exhausted rehash of Mr. Schwarzenegger breaking through red tape to struggle against his nemesis of the moment." — New York Times Posted Feb 7, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 55%
| Dead or Alive (2001) | "
A soulless compilation of thrills." — New York Times Posted Mar 11, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Thirteen Ghosts (2001) | "
A production so mammoth in its stupidity that it took two studios, Warner Brothers and Columbia Pictures, to wrestle it to the screen." — New York Times Posted Oct 25, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 43%
| Rat Race (2001) | "
Rat Race chooses to rehash the worst aspect of Mad, Mad World, downgrading the experience from mindless to dreadful." — New York Times Posted Aug 16, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 12%
| Original Sin (2001) | "
It's hard to keep a straight face just thinking of Mr. Banderas and Ms. Jolie in the same shot, but Original Sin will bore the giggles right out of you." — New York Times Posted Aug 3, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Everything Moves Alone (2001) |
Click here to read article — New York Times Posted Jul 19, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Russian Doll (2001) | "
The predictable plot unfolds in such slow motion that Russian Doll loiters, as if someone had slowed down the film speed." — New York Times Posted Jun 15, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 49%
| Fast Food, Fast Women (2001) | "
Almost creates a sense of dread as you sit watching its raft of aimless, self-absorbed neurotics clang into one another." — New York Times Posted May 18, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| The Body (2001) |
Click here to read article — New York Times Posted Apr 19, 2001 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 11%
| Joe Dirt (2001) | "
Teeters on the fine line between condescending and corrupt." — New York Times Posted Apr 10, 2001 |
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