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Thomas Peyser

Thomas Peyser

Agrees with the Tomatometer 63% of the time.

Biography:
Thomas Peyser has twice been honored by the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies. In 2007 he received an award for best arts criticism in the United States and Canada, and in 2008 he placed third in the same category. His articles and reviews have been featured on Arts & Letters Daily and have appeared in such publications as Reason, Contemporary Literature, and American Literary History. He is the author of two books: W.W. and Utopia and Cosmopolis.
Publications:
Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Total Reviews:
126

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
94% Juno (2007) " Little Miss Rain Clouds" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 3, 2009
23% Balls of Fury (2007) " [Is it] good? Heavens, no. But it has its seedy charms." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 3, 2009
26% Seven Pounds (2008) " Operates on an emotional level so crude that the sacrificial act at its heart appears not only kitschy, but also repellent%u2014not to mention icky." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Dec 28, 2008
73% Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) " MP3some" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Oct 1, 2008
9% Bangkok Dangerous (2008) " A perfectly uninvolving tale of errors acknowledged and manhood proved." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Sep 17, 2008
14% Mirrors (2008) " Sutherland does a passable job of clenching his jaw grimly %u2014 lest it, too, be torn from his skull, perhaps." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Aug 27, 2008
68% Pineapple Express (2008) " Long on concept and short on most everything else except kinetic energy." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Aug 13, 2008
76% L'Auberge Espagnole (Pot Luck)(Euro Pudding)(The Spanish Apartment) (2003) " A Big Mac with a mineral water chaser." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jul 29, 2008
50% Get Smart (2008) " Another pop-culture icon lazily mined for ready cash. Mission accomplished." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jul 2, 2008
37% You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) " Sandler's unflappable Jewish gigolo superhero hairdresser act is an overconceptualized drag." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 17, 2008
79% Open Range (2003) " Something like...It's a Wonderful Life, only rich in slaughter." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 9, 2008
50% Sex and the City (2008) " As the movie drifts into its third hour, you start to feel that it's not joy that's keeping you in the theater. It's duty." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 4, 2008
69% Babel (2006) " Babel...belongs to an unfortunately proliferating genre that might be called the higher kitsch." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 1, 2008
27% What Happens in Vegas (2008) " It Happened One Drunken Night" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 21, 2008
50% The Passion of the Christ (2004) " All [Gibson has] done...is to trade in the Hollywood conventions of yesteryear for the crasser, more bloodthirsty conventions of today." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 17, 2008
63% Love Actually (2003) " Transfixed by the taboos of the...British class system, Curtis seems to think that nothing could be more erotic than the subordinate who fetches tea or dusts the crockery." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 17, 2008
90% Knocked Up (2007) " For all its avowed interest in life -- as in, you know, the biological imperatives of our existence -- its characters seem acquainted only with television." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 10, 2008
97% Persepolis (2007) " As a reminder that Iran is a complex society with a long tradition of cosmopolitan interchange with the West, Persepolis could hardly be more welcome. As a narrative, however, the film sometimes loses its way." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 10, 2008
80% The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008) " Lord of the Deathly Thingamabob" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 7, 2008
84% Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) " The trademark Apatow mix of pasty, media-addled boy-men and the gorgeous, gorgeous women who badger them into an imitation of maturity already feels dated." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 7, 2008
71% Cold Mountain (2003) " A kitschy, lugubrious and deeply unhistorical exercise in self-congratulation." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 6, 2008
65% Stop Loss (2008) " The Worst Years of Our Lives" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Apr 11, 2008
50% Doomsday (2008) " The only thing that saves Doomsday from complete disgrace is that it knows it's trash." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Mar 28, 2008
76% Cidade dos Homens (City of Men) (2007) " An efficient, simply told story...in spite of the plot's neat contrivances and the movie's determination to pull some edifying nugget from the heartbreak and hopelessness at its core." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Mar 12, 2008
41% 27 Dresses (2008) " Like its protagonist, 27 Dresses undoes itself with niceness." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Feb 4, 2008
89% The Savages (2007) " The latter half suffers from degenerative indie-itis, that epidemic syndrome whose main symptom is unwarranted interest in the ennui afflicting well-read urban misfits." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jan 23, 2008
71% Beowulf (2007) " Although the word 'wench' may go unuttered, most of the time this earthbound adaptation is hardly distinguishable from ye olde kitsch." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Nov 21, 2007
64% Dan in Real Life (2007) " Like the movie itself, Carell's performance doesn't really give you a reason to leave home, but if you find yourself watching it, you will be pleasantly surprised. To a degree." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Nov 7, 2007
35% Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) " F. Scott Fitzgerald once remarked that there are no second acts in American lives. If only the same could be said about Shekhar Kapur's 1998 Elizabeth." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Oct 24, 2007
57% We Own the Night (2007) " Leave the gun. Take the blini." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Oct 10, 2007
43% The Brave One (2007) " Dirty Jodie" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Sep 26, 2007
33% The Nanny Diaries (2007) " Even a high-powered cast proves unequal to the task of breathing life into these bloodless, lazily conceived phantoms." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Aug 30, 2007
52% Introducing the Dwights (2007) " Director Cherie Nowlan is far too intent on serving up searing pathos washed down, inevitably, with a tub of soaring affirmation." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Aug 15, 2007
91% Hairspray (2007) " A mostly buoyant, candy-colored diversion, leavened by perky performances and upbeat numbers whose lyrics and melodies you'll be hard-pressed to recall once you've left the theater." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jul 25, 2007
17% Georgia Rule (2007) " [An] unruly, often bracing misfire." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 23, 2007
63% Spider-Man 3 (2007) " As the Goblin and Sandman and whatnot multiply and start whizzing about, the proceedings in this grand hodgepodge are so disordered that it would be no surprise were a Nazg? wing into the scene, perhaps ridden by Dr. Zaius." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 9, 2007
44% In the Land of Women (2007) " Unintentionally makes a case for believing that the young have nothing of interest to say to their seniors, and very little of interest to say to each other." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted May 3, 2007
8% The Reaping (2007) " Makes The Omen look like a masterpiece of spiritual probing and cinematic integrity." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Apr 18, 2007
63% Reign Over Me (2007) " Reign Over Me surrounds its weighty subject with so much contrived nonsense that after a while the film feels like an affront to real suffering." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Apr 4, 2007
66% Miss Potter (2007) " Something of a muddle....The level of social criticism and psychological portraiture shifts from Howard's End to Mary Poppins." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Mar 21, 2007
70% Amazing Grace (2007) " History as one might wish it to be taught to an earnest child." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Mar 7, 2007
14% Black Christmas (2006) " It's hard to get worked up over the fate of characters whose identities remain largely a matter of conjecture." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jan 10, 2007
67% The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) " Smith's bottomless capacity for charm saves the movie from itself." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Dec 31, 2006
51% The Fountain (2006) " A cross between Stanley Kubrick's 2001 and Douglas Sirk's delicious 1954 soaper, Magnificent Obsession." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Dec 6, 2006
55% Marie Antoinette (2006) " Films, like royalty, it turns out, cannot survive on style alone." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Nov 1, 2006
32% The Black Dahlia (2006) " Forget it, Jake. It's not Chinatown." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Sep 27, 2006
42% Gridiron Gang (2006) " Bad News Bangers" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Sep 20, 2006
69% World Trade Center (2006) " Stone isn't cut out for making big, simple affirmative statements." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Aug 16, 2006
54% Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) " Yo Ho Hum" — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jul 19, 2006
91% Water (2005) " The movie's sentimental vision rests on the flimsy idea that 'real' religion never sanctions cruelty." — Style Weekly (Richmond, VA)
Posted Jun 7, 2006
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