ROTTEN TOMATOES: Jan Stuart

JAN STUART

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Publications: Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times, Newsday, Screen International, Washington Post

Critics' Group: New York Film Critics Circle

Total Reviews: 841

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Rotten 0/4	Rotten 8%	I Know Who Killed Me (2007)	" I Know Who Killed Me, ostensibly a horror thriller in the slice-and-dice vein of Captivity and Saw, bagged as many laughs in its bloodbath finale as anything in The Simpsons Movie." — Newsday Posted Jul 27, 2007
Rotten 0/4	Rotten 8%	The Number 23 (2007)	" The 23rd letter of the alphabet is W, without which there would be no waffles, Wal-Mart and, that final word on all things tiresome and pretentious: whatever." — Newsday Posted Feb 22, 2007
Rotten 0/4	Rotten 10%	Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)	" It would be best appreciated by (a) children of blind, castrated, hearing-impaired Hollywood executives suffering from Tourette's syndrome and arrested development, (b) comic actor-writers who look like Richard Simmons." — Newsday Posted Aug 11, 2005
Rotten 0/4	Rotten 21%	Adored - Diary of a Porn Star (2004)	" There is little for an American audience to adore about the film's star- writer-director Marco Filiberti, a breathtakingly self-idolatrous artist who makes Roberto Benigni look like an avatar of humility." — Newsday Posted May 28, 2004
Rotten 0/4	Rotten 8%	Kangaroo Jack (2003)	" [O'Connell and Anderson] are mere pawns in the larcenous career of Jerry Bruckheimer, who will carry on making a plethora of movies that are anathema to anyone with half a brain." — Newsday Posted Jan 17, 2003
Rotten 0/4	Rotten 2%	The Master of Disguise (2002)	" A calamitous attempt at reviving the anarchic, little-kid spirit of Jerry Lewis." — Newsday Posted Aug 2, 2002
Rotten .5/4	Rotten 38%	Flightplan (2005)	" *[Flightplan* stays on] a course mapped out by so many celluloid disappearing acts that pale in the long shadow of Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes.*" — Newsday* Posted Sep 22, 2005
Rotten .5/4	Fresh 83%	The Memory of a Killer (2005)	" Essentially an above-par television crime thriller." — Newsday Posted Aug 25, 2005
Rotten .5/4	Rotten 31%	The Baxter (2005)	" The Baxter is more than a little out of step in a summer peppered with crude or idiosyncratic wallflower romantics." — Newsday Posted Aug 25, 2005
Rotten 0.5/4	Rotten 52%	The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou (2004)	" Launches with enormous promise, then sinks into a quagmire of misfired humor and misbegotten characters." — Newsday Posted Dec 9, 2004
Rotten .5/4	Rotten 34%	What a Girl Wants (2003)	" An execrable and witless nonstarter that makes a potent case for hanging the Cinderella myth out to dry till the end of time." — Newsday Posted Apr 4, 2003
Rotten .5/4	Rotten 0%	Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)	" If you collected all the moments of coherent dialogue, they still wouldn't add up to the time required to boil a four- minute egg." — Newsday Posted Sep 19, 2002
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 9%	10,000 B.C. (2008)	" An epic adventure of such towering testosterone counts and ceaseless tedium, you can almost feel the hair growing on your chest as the bags collect beneath your eyes." — Newsday Posted Mar 6, 2008
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 38%	August Rush (2007)	" *The kind of fairy tale that makes Cinderella* look like kitchen-sink realism.*" — Newsday* Posted Nov 20, 2007
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 27%	Love in the Time of Cholera (2007)	" Love in the Time of Cholera suffers from a serious case of Big Movie-itis." — Newsday Posted Nov 15, 2007
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 52%	Romance & Cigarettes (2007)	" It's karaoke with a vengeance, the circle of the inferno that Dante could never in his wildest imaginings anticipate." — Newsday Posted Sep 6, 2007
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 1%	Daddy Day Camp (2007)	" As one might anticipate with a comedy about children and the outdoors, a lot of screen time is devoted to bodily noises and throwing up." — Newsday Posted Aug 8, 2007
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 11%	Blood and Chocolate (2007)	" The preview audience watched most of this in stony silence, broken only by the contented sound of critics scratching bad dialogue in their notepads." — Newsday Posted Jan 30, 2007
Rotten 1/4	Fresh 64%	Apocalypto (2006)	" Any claims of cinematic prowess or social-political consequence, however, are obliterated by the pornographic relish Gibson seems to take in wowing us with his inventory of tortures and outrages." — Newsday Posted Dec 7, 2006
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 21%	Employee of the Month (2006)	" I never thought I would have a kind word to say about Wal-Mart, but it deserves better." — Newsday Posted Oct 5, 2006
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 33%	Poseidon (2006)	" Poseidon is a great leveler of humanity: It renders everyone in the picture eminently disposable and everyone in the audience equally bankrupt for bearing witness." — Newsday Posted May 11, 2006
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 37%	Scary Movie 4 (2006)	" Isn't it amazing to see just how low some people will stoop if you pay them just enough money?" — Newsday Posted Apr 13, 2006
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 27%	What the Bleep!? Down the Rabbit Hole (2006)	" It's like falling through the looking glass and finding yourself in the New-Age weekend retreat of your worst nightmares." — Newsday Posted Feb 2, 2006
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 8%	Undiscovered (2005)	" *Here, unplugged, unremorseful and unfathomably bad, is Undiscovered, a 'romantic comedy with a big heart' (that's publicity-speak) and a very small brain." — Newsday* Posted Aug 25, 2005
Rotten 1/4	Fresh 70%	My Date With Drew (2005)	" *Watching My Date With Drew* is like being party to the slow, poisoning death of the documentary.*" — Newsday* Posted Aug 4, 2005
Rotten 1/4	Fresh 84%	2046 (2005)	" *The editors of Mad Magazine could have had a ball satirizing Wong Kar Wai's gaseous cavalcade of pretentiousness, 2046, if the filmmaker hadn't gotten there first." — Newsday* Posted Aug 4, 2005
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 23%	In My Country (2005)	" There is no historical moment so epochal that it cannot be reduced to schlock entertainment in the right hands." — Newsday Posted Mar 10, 2005
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 41%	Marebito (2004)	" Marebito, a piece of soft-core trash disguised as pop art from director Takashi Shimizu, marks a new low in the genre." — Newsday Posted Dec 8, 2005
Fresh 1/4	Fresh 80%	Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War (2004)	" Alternately brutal and schlocky, and occasionally both at the same time." — Newsday Posted Sep 3, 2004
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 12%	Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)	" A nonsuspenseful and painfully unfunny series of comic stunts that try to have sport with the image of the garrulous American abroad." — Newsday Posted Mar 11, 2004
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 11%	Alex and Emma (2003)	" Alex & Emma is an amalgam of cliches about writers and burlesque stereotypes of foreigners." — Newsday Posted Jun 19, 2003
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 34%	Poolhall Junkies (2003)	" 90 minutes of slow-leaking, macho stomach gas, in which everyone talks like they were on brawny pills and every tawdry song on the soundtrack makes you feel as if you were trapped in a lap dance club." — Newsday Posted Feb 28, 2003
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 2%	Half Past Dead (2002)	" Ear-splitting exercise in formula crash-and-bash action." — Newsday Posted Nov 15, 2002
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 13%	The Rising Place (2002)	" It is one more celluloid testimonial to the cruelties experienced by Southern blacks as distilled through a Caucasian perspective." — Newsday Posted Nov 8, 2002
Rotten 1/4	Rotten 41%	A Night at the Golden Eagle (2002)	" Another in-your-face wallow in the lower depths made by people who have never sung those blues." — Newsday Posted Apr 26, 2002

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