Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 23%
| Bad Boys II (2003) | "
If Bad Boys II had a secondary title, it would be Hurl Harbor; it's that sickening." Posted Jul 18, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 36%
| Spun (2003) | "
It's giving Spun too much credit to say it's all style and no substance." Posted May 9, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 13%
| Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) | "
If the traditional two-dimensional, cel-painted format of animation really is dying, it's because of films like Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights." Posted Nov 27, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 3%
| Fear Dot Com (2002) | "
The only thing scary about feardotcom is that the filmmakers and studio are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie." Posted Aug 30, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 2%
| The Master of Disguise (2002) | "
Pity first-time filmmaker Perry Andelin Blake, who tries to make the best of this mess, despite being saddled with a star who seems to have no self-restraint, and who clearly has had his sense of what's funny and what's not seriously impaired." Posted Aug 2, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 13%
| Sorority Boys (2002) | "
A stupid Animal House wannabe, Sorority Boys is not just dull, it's downright offensive." Posted Mar 22, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 11%
| Kung Pow! (2002) | "
Most of the time, this mess is about as much fun as being with a bunch of drunken frat boys who are talking back to a martial-arts film." Posted Feb 1, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 50%
| How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998) | "
It features so much in the way of awkward and contrived situations that even an extremely talented cast nearly flounders." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 43%
| Very Bad Things (1998) | "
...unpleasant and extremely unfunny..." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 10%
| Virus (1998) | "
This disgustingly gory science-fiction/horror film also bears a striking resemblance to last year's equally graphic Deep Rising and nearly surpasses that film with its sheer stupidity." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 16%
| Eddie (1996) | "
If the people responsible for Eddie were trying to make a statement about greed in professional sports with this laughless comedy, they didn't just miss the shot -- they missed the rim, net and backboard completely." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 15%
| Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood (1996) | "
For a horror-comedy film to work, it's got to be both funny and scary. Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is neither." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 8%
| Bulletproof (1996) | "
Dickerson and screenwriter Joe Gayton have misguidedly tried to turn Wayans into a physical action star and evidently hoped that Sandler could act." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 13%
| The Glimmer Man (1996) | "
Yet another action-thriller that just isn't very thrilling." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 83%
| Scream (1996) | "
First, it's not scary, and second, after seeing it, you may scream at yourself for wasting your time and money." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 15%
| Beverly Hills Ninja (1996) | "
An extremely unfunny vehicle for Chris Farley." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 50%
| Antichrist (2009) | "
A grueling, unpleasant exercise in cinematic sadism." Posted Dec 17, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 6%
| Old Dogs (2009) | "
At least Luis Guzman and Dax Shepard were smart enough to avoid being credited for their roles in it." Posted Nov 24, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 40%
| Surrogates (2009) | "
If you didn't know any better, you'd swear that both the cast and crew of Surrogates were trying to make the worst movie possible." Posted Sep 27, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 45%
| Shorts (2009) | "
It's a brightly colored headache of a movie with lowbrow humor and obnoxious characters that will be just as much of an irritant to children as it is to their parents." Posted Aug 20, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 15%
| I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) | "
There's not one remotely funny thing about this movie, except for maybe the fact that the filmmakers are trying to pass off Rust as a teen." Posted Jul 9, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 15%
| Year One (2009) | "
Year One -- a film so simple-minded that even a caveman could have written it. Or could have directed it …" Posted Jun 18, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 38%
| Imagine That (2009) | "
This particular movie is so deprived of genuine humor and jokes that it almost defies categorization as a comedy." Posted Jun 11, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 14%
| The Informers (2009) | "
This sprawling, wanna-be Short Cuts tale is so over-the-top and so insufferably unpleasant that it makes even his infamous "American Psycho" seem tame by comparison." Posted Apr 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 16%
| Crossing Over (2009) | "
If you thought the Oscar-winning 2004 drama Crash was heavy-handed, just wait until you see Crossing Over." Posted Apr 2, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 23%
| Push (2009) | "
It's like watching an X-Men movie that doesn't feature the leather costumes and which doesn't have enough in the way of requisite thrills or action to keep anyone interested in it for very long." Posted Feb 6, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 38%
| Gigantic (2008) | "
There's nothing really appealing or funny about these people or the predicaments in which they find themselves." Posted Apr 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 34%
| Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) | "
[A] gory, off-putting musical, which tries to combine Gothic rock stylings with the grotesque sensibilities of so-called, 'torture-porn' horror-thrillers." Posted Jan 5, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 15%
| The Spirit (2008) | "
As one of the film's characters might say, there's bad. There's really bad. There's ridiculously bad. And then there's The Spirit bad." Posted Dec 29, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 10%
| Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2008) | "
It's pretty obvious. Everybody Wants to Be Italian wants to be the next My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Unfortunately, it doesn't have nearly as much charm as the 2002 sleeper. In fact, Italian doesn't have much charm to it at all." Posted Sep 4, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 19%
| Meet Dave (2008) | "
You'd expect to see chinzty-looking visual like this in one of those made-for-Sci-Fi-Channel cheese-fests not in a major studio release." Posted Jul 11, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 14%
| The Love Guru (2008) | "
It's pretty dull and painfully unfunny, and it almost makes you long for the return of his irksome Austin Powers character." Posted Jun 19, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 18%
| The Happening (2008) | "
The movie is so inept in terms of coherent, cohesive storytelling and in some other filmmaking aspects that it deserves to be laughed off the screen." Posted Jun 12, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 28%
| What Happens in Vegas (2008) | "
Despite the presence of some likable, funny people, it's a painfully unfunny romantic comedy that makes you dislike those same people intensely." Posted May 8, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 5%
| 88 Minutes (2008) | "
This could be the single dumbest movie to be released yet this year, which is no small feat. It's definitely the worst thing Al Pacino has been involved with in quite some time." Posted Apr 17, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 24%
| Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) | "
It was bad enough when Martin Lawrence humiliated himself in such noxious comedy hits as Big Momma's House, National Security and Wild Hogs." Posted Feb 7, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 15%
| Hitman (2007) | "
Hitman was based on a video game, which tells you everything to know about this film. Well, that and the fact that it was originally conceived as a vehicle for Vin Diesel." Posted Nov 20, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 34%
| P2 (2007) | "
Though the filmmakers probably believe it becomes some sort of female-empowerment vehicle in the end, it's really just another thriller that relishes in the victimization of women." Posted Nov 8, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 10%
| Moving McAllister (2007) | "
It's about time to say that Heder's 15 minutes of fame have run out. He's simply regurgitating the same one-note, doofus shtick he's been milking since Napoleon Dynamite, and it's gotten tiresome." Posted Sep 13, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 20%
| Death Sentence (2007) | "
In the more sensational and gruesome aspects, the film fails miserably, getting more ridiculous and unbelievable as it goes along." Posted Aug 30, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 13%
| September Dawn (2007) | "
The filmmaking here is so incompetent and laughably awful that it recalls the work of schlockmeister Ed Wood." Posted Aug 24, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 8%
| I Know Who Killed Me (2007) | "
No matter how you feel about the actress, watching this once-promising talent go slumming in this kind of material is grotesque." Posted Jul 27, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 55%
| Vacancy (2007) | "
An insufferable, poor-taste thriller devoid of substance and almost completely free of scares, not to mention original ideas." Posted Apr 20, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 8%
| Are We Done Yet? (2007) | "
It's alternately mean-spirited and dumb, and it features few if any laughs." Posted Apr 3, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| N/A | Beauty and the Beast: A Latter-Day Tale (2007) | "
Takes itself much too seriously, and as a result some of the supposedly dramatic moments are unintentionally hilarious." Posted Mar 16, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 9%
| Norbit (2007) | "
How this relentlessly crude film got a PG-13 rating instead of a deserved R is anyone's guess. Worse, it's also racially offensive and sexist." Posted Feb 8, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 11%
| Blood and Chocolate (2007) | "
Part romance, part horror movie, there isn't much chocolate in Blood and Chocolate, and there isn't really much blood, either, in this less-than-thrilling thriller." Posted Jan 27, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 27%
| Smokin' Aces (2007) | "
Even the stars seem to realize it's not working. The pivotal dramatic scene here involves Andy Garcia and Reynolds, neither of whom is quite able to keep a straight face. Not that you can blame them." Posted Jan 26, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 6%
| Thr3e (2007) | "
Thr3e is exploitative nonsense that cheapens the studio that released it. And if that's not enough, the film is completely inept in its direction, story construction and performances." Posted Jan 4, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 15%
| Turistas (2006) | "
All the blood and nudity mark Turistas as an exploitation film, of the horror-thriller variety -- but who knew exploitation could be so boring?" Posted Dec 1, 2006 |
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