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URI LESSING
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• eFilmCritic.com
• www.kcactive.com

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Uri Lessing, in addition to being a film critic for efilmcritic.com, is also the curriculum director, educational coach and 5th grade teacher at Lee A. Tolbert Community Academy where he is devoted to the betterment of Kansas City youths.
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Total Reviews: 133

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Kansas City Film Critics Circle

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"Charlotte herself has been turned from a small, grey spider into a creature with a furry, teddy bear face. The result is an odd blend of Wilfred Brimley, Grizzly Adams, and Fozzie Bear." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 13, 2007
 
Charlotte's Web (2006)78%
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"Yu-Gi-Oh translates from the Japanese into 'Intense migraine in elders.'" -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie (2004)5%
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"... one gets the sense that director Nick Cassevetes and writer Jan Sardi would spray the audience with teargas if they could." -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
The Notebook (2004)51%
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"One would think studios would shy away from this dead horse; I guess the power of crap compels them." -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)11%
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"This is not a movie to watch for escapism. This is a movie to watch with a bunch of friends and heckle mercilessly." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Sep 14, 2007
 
Dragon Wars (2007)24%
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"In the first film, Depp had fun chewing on the scenery. In this one, the scenery swallows him up and eats him raw." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 11, 2006
 
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)54%
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"When did Indiana Jones turn into the cranky old guy at the end of the street who would yell at you for playing in his yard?" -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 9, 2006
 
Firewall (2006)19%
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"McPhee is a composite of Margaret Hamilton, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle and the grunting Karl from Sling Blade." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 27, 2006
 
Nanny McPhee (2006)73%
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"With yet another bloated and self-important mythos under their belts, the hope of a quality screenplay penned from the Wachowski brothers continues to fade." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 17, 2006
 
V For Vendetta (2005)73%
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"(Jody Foster) storms through the plane with the determination of General Macarthur and a battle cry of, 'Where’s my daughter? Where’s my daughter? Where’s my daughter?'" -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Sep 26, 2005
 
Flightplan (2005)38%
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"...homosexual characters in romantic comedies serve the same role that Eunuchs did in the ancient Middle East:nonsexual good listeners who exist to assist hapless rich women." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 29, 2005
 
Must Love Dogs (2005)35%
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"...Bad News Bears pitifully attempts to draw laughter from its audience by parading cussing and sassy children in front of the screen like obscene little parrots." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 22, 2005
 
Bad News Bears (2005)47%
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"Poor Ben Grimm suffers the most tragic fate. He is transformed from the charismatic, brilliant actor Michael Chiklis into a giant prosthetic goofy suit that fools no one." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 7, 2005
 
Fantastic Four (2005)26%
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"White Noise is a lifeless affair that strives to take our money while aggravating and annoying us, a niche already filled by the Rainforest Café." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 28, 2005
 
White Noise (2005)8%
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"The 'surprise' ending in Hide and Seek is not only unreasonable, but also downright unoriginal." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 28, 2005
 
Hide and Seek (2005)12%
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"Children under the age of 12 and teenagers who never set foot in a library might get some cheap thrills out of this refuse." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 28, 2005
 
The Pacifier (2005)21%
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"...techno-fetishism at it’s worst." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 28, 2005
 
Steamboy (2005)59%
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"The prime victims are children who are shot, threatened, tortured and killed without any hesitation or reason other than to provide quick thrills." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 28, 2005
 
The Amityville Horror (2005)24%
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"The only similarity that Cube and Diesel share is that they both appear to have ditched their birth names and pulled their new ones out of a hat." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 28, 2005
 
XXX: State of the Union (2005)17%
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"Writer and director Stephen Sommers is less interested in developing the characters and more interested in smashing them into things." -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
Van Helsing (2004)22%
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"How many kids do you know who would find comfort in a homeless ghost who drinks his own sock juice?" -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
The Polar Express (2004)56%
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"...this film is dreadful! Horrible! Terrible! Aaaarrggghhh!" -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle (2004)73%
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"Not since Star Trek V: The Final Frontier has there been such a stupid omnipotent force." -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
The Forgotten (2004)31%
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"It’s ironic that this film is less about traveling and more about beating the crap out of people all over the world." -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
Around the World in 80 Days (2004)31%
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"...what we have here is a good old-fashioned exploitation flick disguised as high art." -- www.kcactive.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
 
Alfie (2004)49%
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"Make Love, Not Movies" -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 18, 2007
 
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