|
0/5
|
29%
|
Tideland (2006) |
"
The worst movie of the year and arguably one of the worst movies ever made."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 3, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
47%
|
Hoodwinked (2005) |
"
Hoodwinked, what big stink you have."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 2, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
58%
|
Last Days (2005) |
"
If his last days were really this banal, it's no wonder he killed himself."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 18, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
42%
|
Palindromes (2004) |
"
Trying to find something positive in this film is like jumping into a public toilet and hoping to discover the Hope Diamond."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 17, 2005
|
|
0.5/4
|
0%
|
Homecoming (2009) |
"
This lobotomized, CW version of Misery will leave you begging to be put out of yours."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Jul 16, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
51%
|
Perfect Sense (2012) |
"
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel bored."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Feb 9, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
24%
|
Serious Moonlight (2009) |
"
If cruelty, failed humor and shameless excess make you giddy, then by all means, check out Serious Moonlight."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Dec 8, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
2012 (2009) |
"
Would it kill Roland Emmerich to make a halfway decent movie?"
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Nov 15, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
38%
|
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) |
"
Suddenly, death by bloody neck doesn't seem so unappealing."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Oct 22, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
54%
|
Choke (2008) |
"
Choke is as appealing as the partially digested food propelled from Victor's throat."
—
Show Business Weekly
Posted Sep 29, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
"
People keep complaining that there's no originality left in Hollywood, and here comes The Invasion to back up their argument."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Aug 25, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
24%
|
Fierce People (2005) |
"
Fierce People is an ugly, disheveled film that sat on the shelf for two years and, sadly for us, is now being dusted off and released. Keep away."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Jul 10, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
Australia (2008) |
"
'It's an epic in the style of Out of Africa or Gone with the Wind,' Luhrman told the press. Not quite -- more like Pearl Harbor, the Down Under version."
—
Pop Syndicate
Posted Nov 25, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
14%
|
Black Christmas (2006) |
"
'Tis the season to enjoy some bloodshed with your eggnog, right? Not in this case."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 27, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
67%
|
Dandelion (2005) |
"
It's the type of film where people don't speak much, and when they do, you'll wish they would just shut up."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 28, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
41%
|
Going Shopping (2005) |
"
This is a film that revels in its own irrelevance."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 23, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
Happy Endings (2005) |
"
Offers nothing beyond irritating characters, mean-spirited encounters, and boring finales."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 13, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
15%
|
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"
Diary of A Mad Black Woman has no idea what kind of film it wanted to be, and fails at every genre it tries to tackle."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 22, 2005
|
|
1.5/4
|
15%
|
The Moth Diaries (2012) |
"
Diaries tend to be self-indulgent and tedious. The Moth Diaries is no exception."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Apr 19, 2012
|
|
1.5/4
|
53%
|
Knight & Day (2010) |
"
The aliens made him do it: Tom Cruise should never have signed up for this asinine, action-adventure dud."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Jun 22, 2010
|
|
1.5/4
|
37%
|
The Time Traveler's Wife (2009) |
"
There's enough manipulative pap in The Time Traveler's Wife to make even Nicholas Sparks roll his eyes."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Aug 14, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
25%
|
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"
Grating comedy shows that racking up extreme credit card debt isn't cute or charming -- who knew?"
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Feb 13, 2009
|
|
1.5/4
|
74%
|
The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep (2007) |
"
Disjointed tale of a Scottish lad and his beloved sea pet can't decide if it wants to be uber-preachy or just plain creepy. So it aims for both."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Dec 24, 2007
|
|
1.5/4
|
69%
|
Ira and Abby (2006) |
"
The film tries so hard to mimic Woody Allen's inimitable formula that it never amounts to more than a subpar parody."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Sep 11, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
57%
|
Becoming Jane (2007) |
"
Another bland, passionless costume drama as stuffy and oxygen-depriving as its corsets."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 10, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
44%
|
In the Land of Women (2007) |
"
Nothing about this movie rings true. It's a huge misfire that falsely parades around like something important and wildly profound."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 18, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
86%
|
The Prisoner Or: How I Planned to Kill Tony Blair (2007) |
"
Could such a devastating story possibly be handled worse?"
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 13, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
63%
|
Music and Lyrics (2007) |
"
Could have been a nostalgic delight, but instead it's like listening to an out-of-tune note being repeatedly pounded on a piano."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 12, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
35%
|
3 Needles (2006) |
"
So manipulative and sloppy that it left me more angry at writer-director Thom Fitzgerald than the tragic topic being mishandled onscreen."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 2, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
31%
|
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006) |
"
Instead of giving us a reason to care, the movie's message appears hazy and out of focus, like a Polaroid picture that was prematurely shaken."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 8, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
32%
|
The Black Dahlia (2006) |
"
Beautiful to look at, but irritating to sit through."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 13, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
33%
|
Click (2006) |
"
With Click, Sandler has taken about three leaps backwards from Punch Drunk Love and 50 First Dates."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 22, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
61%
|
Lower City (Cidade Baixa) (2006) |
"
For a good time, take a trip far away from Lower City."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 12, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
79%
|
Brick (2006) |
"
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, does that apply when an idea is taken, massacred, and awkwardly plopped in a high school setting?"
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 30, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
19%
|
Firewall (2006) |
"
The nail in the coffin for Firewall is its unapologetic string of product placements."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 9, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
52%
|
The Family Stone (2005) |
"
Are you aching for a great big Christmas downer? Look no further."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 14, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
49%
|
The Dying Gaul (2005) |
"
These actors deserve a lot better."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 17, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
93%
|
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005) |
"
Good night, good luck, and good riddance."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 24, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
80%
|
The Aristocrats (2005) |
"
Narcissistic comedians stylistically masturbating."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 25, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
9 songs (2005) |
"
Do yourself a favor and rent a porno instead; at least they pretend to have plots."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 6, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
42%
|
Kicking & Screaming (2005) |
"
As boring and repetitive as the sport of soccer itself."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 13, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
Don't Move (Non ti muovere) (2004) |
"
Filled with pain, suffering, self-loathing, and brutal ugliness: fun for the whole family."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 7, 2005
|
|
2/4
|
69%
|
Babies (2010) |
"
Just as an Anne Geddes photo is not a Picasso, Babies is not a movie. No matter how cute it can be."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted May 7, 2010
|
|
2/4
|
56%
|
It's Complicated (2009) |
"
Nancy Meyers clearly enjoys making sitcom movies. We'd all enjoy it if she stopped."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Dec 26, 2009
|
|
2/4
|
13%
|
The Ugly Truth (2009) |
"
The film relies entirely on the chemistry between Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler, though he could likely have sparks with a lamp post."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Jul 23, 2009
|
|
2/4
|
93%
|
L'Heure d'été (Summer Hours) (2009) |
"
Olivier Assayas' artsy family drama Summer Hours is easy on the eyes, but good luck keeping them open."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted May 14, 2009
|
|
2/4
|
48%
|
Terra (Battle For Terra) (2009) |
"
Tries really hard to put on a serious face but instead plays like a third-rate MADtv parody about careless humans in space."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
2/4
|
58%
|
The Secret Life of Bees (2008) |
"
The Secret Life of Bees is this year's Kite Runner, and that's not a compliment."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Oct 14, 2008
|
|
2/4
|
41%
|
27 Dresses (2008) |
"
If there's a blushing bride anywhere in 27 Dresses, it's clearly out of embarrassment."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Jan 17, 2008
|
|
2/4
|
41%
|
Feast of Love (2007) |
"
The most recent effort by director Robert Benton is riddled with good intentions and heartfelt musings - it's just too bad that it all seems like a charade, romance by way of a Hallmark card."
—
Big Picture Big Sound
Posted Sep 24, 2007
|
63%
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