ROTTEN TOMATOES: Brian Juergens

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BRIAN JUERGENS

Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

Biography: A critic for horror site Bloody-Disgusting.com, general film site Freezedriedmovies.com, gay horror site Campblood.org, and columnist for women's horror site Pretty-scary.net, Brian has his hands in all sorts of pies, most of them bloody. A filmmaker, writer, and mediaphile, Brian loves films of all sorts, unless they're bad. He lives in NYC.

Publications: AfterElton.com, Bloody Disgusting, CampBlood.org, Freeze Dried Movies

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 178
Total QuickRatings: 24

Location: New York City

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Rotten 0/10	Rotten 22%	Halloween II (2009)	" When Zombie kills a cow with an ambulance in the opening scene the cow dies quietly and doesn't then have to sit through the rest of the movie. And they say he shows no mercy!" — CampBlood.org Posted Sep 9, 2009
Rotten 0/10	Rotten 6%	Chaos (2005)	" *To endure Chaos, keep repeating: �It�s only a ripoff� it�s only a ripoff��" — Bloody Disgusting* Posted Aug 9, 2005
Rotten 0/10	Rotten 29%	Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)	" *Every element is off-key, and the cumulative effect is staggering -- think Showgirls* with a demon possession (and Elizabeth Berkeley's dancing doesn't count).*" — Bloody Disgusting* Posted May 18, 2005
Rotten 1/10	Rotten 21%	You, Me and Dupree (2006)	" Unless you don't have air conditioning, live above a Chinese restaurant, and are suffering from a 107-degree fever, I can't think of a single reason to sit through this mess." — Freeze Dried Movies Posted Jul 13, 2006
Rotten 2/10	Rotten 16%	The Fourth Kind (2009)	" *In short, The Fourth Kind* pisses on your leg, tells you it's raining, and then tries to sell you a raincoat made of dog hair and corn chips.*" — CampBlood.org* Posted Nov 5, 2009
Rotten 2/10	Rotten 12%	Couples Retreat (2009)	" If battering an audience in the face with Jon Favreau's waxed bosoms for 102 minutes now qualifies as comedy, I never want to laugh again." — CampBlood.org Posted Oct 9, 2009
Rotten 2/10	Rotten 5%	Because I Said So (2007)	" It's a perfect title for a film so utterly lacking in worthwhile qualities that there is no logical reason to actually see it." — Freeze Dried Movies Posted Feb 1, 2007
Rotten 2/10	Rotten 21%	Man of the Year (2006)	" *Levinson has gone from Wag the Dog* to "Screw the Pooch".*" — Freeze Dried Movies* Posted Oct 12, 2006
Rotten 2/10	Rotten 26%	The Omen (2006)	" *Unduly somber, self-important, and clumsily executed, this Omen* is best unseen and unheard. You have been warned.*" — Bloody Disgusting* Posted Jun 5, 2006
Rotten 2/10	Rotten 14%	The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)	" A lapdance, a fifth of cheap whiskey, and a lube job would offer the same elements and be a hell of a lot more fun." — Freeze Dried Movies Posted Aug 4, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 43%	Guess Who (2005)	" The absolute lack of cultural identity on the part of any of the characters -- black or white -- is what left me with a bad aftertaste." — Freeze Dried Movies Posted Mar 31, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 30%	Chronicles of Riddick (2004)	" Riddick starts the way that all great storytelling should: with a voiceover by an old British woman." — Freeze Dried Movies Posted Apr 1, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 5%	Christmas with the Kranks (2004)	" ...almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie." — Freeze Dried Movies Posted Apr 1, 2005

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10/10	Cinderella ManOffsite
5/5	A History of ViolenceOffsite
9/10	Brokeback MountainOffsite
4/5	Shaun of the DeadOffsite
8/10	The InterpreterOffsite
7/10	Tropic ThunderOffsite
3/5	SpanglishOffsite
6/10	TroyOffsite
5/10	The VillageOffsite
4/10	One Missed CallOffsite
3/10	Resident Evil: ApocalypseOffsite
2/10	The Dukes of HazzardOffsite
1/10	You, Me and DupreeOffsite
0/10	Dominion: Prequel to the ExorcistOffsite

10/10	District 9Offsite
10/10	The Dark KnightOffsite
5/5	A History of ViolenceOffsite
10/10	Cinderella ManOffsite
9/10	Trick 'r TreatOffsite
9/10	Drag Me To HellOffsite
9/10	Knocked UpOffsite
9/10	The DepartedOffsite
9/10	Little Miss SunshineOffsite
9/10	The DescentOffsite

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