Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 26%
| Pandorum (2009) | "
follows Scott's Alien blueprint to a T but turns things up to 11" — Filmcritic.com Posted Sep 26, 2009 |
Rotten 3/5
| Fresh 82%
| Paranormal Activity (2009) | "
old school, haunted house horror." — Filmcritic.com Posted Sep 26, 2009 |
Rotten 3/5
| Fresh 62%
| Carriers (2009) | "
engaging despite its downbeat message and lack of zombie action." — Filmcritic.com Posted Sep 21, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 25%
| The Collector (2009) | "
what happens when Dario Argento's Suspiria gives Elmore Leonard a drunken booty call." — Filmcritic.com Posted Aug 2, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Rotten 16%
| Crossing Over (2009) | "
I get what Kramer was trying to say about immigration and nationalism (though it's been said before and better), but if I had my way I'd edit the film down another hour. At least." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jul 3, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 61%
| Zabriskie Point (1970) | "
If you just sit back and let the film ride out as an experience, you're bound to enjoy the journey" — Filmcritic.com Posted May 25, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 73%
| The Last Starfighter (1984) | "
the rousing kind of kid flick that inspires ten-year-old boys to grab broomsticks, storm the neighborhood hill, and go nuts on pretend aliens with ridiculous faux karate moves." — Filmcritic.com Posted May 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 57%
| Vinyan (2008) | "
incredibly intense and, sadly, obtuse" — Filmcritic.com Posted May 18, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 54%
| Martyrs (2008) | "
ultimately a very off-putting one-trick pony" — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 29, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 67%
| The Burrowers (2009) | "
rewarding both as a horror film and a period piece." — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 23, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 40%
| Dante 01 (2008) | "
resembles a poorly translated Heavy Metal comic strip." — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 22, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| Mutant Chronicles (2009) | "
not only ridiculously lame but sickeningly contrived" — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 9, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 86%
| The Singing Revolution (2007) | "
a film that joyfully celebrates the power of the human spirit in all its glory." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jan 23, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 45%
| Hotel for Dogs (2009) | "
never feels more than surface, more than flash." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jan 19, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Fresh 70%
| The Midnight Meat Train (2008) | "
while skimpy on characterization and plot, it should please gorehounds and Barker fans alike" — Filmcritic.com Posted Jan 3, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Highlander: The Source (2007) | "
Surely this is the final nail in the coffin lid for this film series. If it isn't, then something is truly wrong with the universe." — Filmcritic.com Posted Mar 5, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Tin Man (2007) | "
uniformly poor" — Filmcritic.com Posted Jan 25, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 13%
| Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) | "
A perfect example of how studio stupidity and fanboy obsession can ruin cinema." — Filmcritic.com Posted Dec 25, 2007 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 30%
| Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) | "
the perfect stocking stuffer for misanthropic Scrooges." — Filmcritic.com Posted Dec 13, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 33%
| Rise: Blood Hunter (2007) | "
While Rise: Blood Hunter isn't a terrible film, it's a predictable one." — Filmcritic.com Posted Oct 12, 2007 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 66%
| Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983) | "
a roller-coaster homage to adolescence." — Filmcritic.com Posted Oct 9, 2007 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 40%
| Bobby Z (2007) | "
There's a reason this went straight to DVD, folks" — Filmcritic.com Posted Sep 5, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 20%
| Death Sentence (2007) | "
slap-dash, sleazy, and unsophisticated." — Filmcritic.com Posted Sep 1, 2007 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 45%
| The Dark Backward (1991) | "
just too off-putting" — Filmcritic.com Posted Aug 22, 2007 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 53%
| The Monster Squad (1987) | "
unbridled fun for every kid who ever daydreamed about kicking monster ass." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jun 24, 2007 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 77%
| I Have Never Forgotten You (2007) | "
Brilliantly captures the warmth and determination of this extraordinary man." — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 28, 2007 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 97%
| Killer of Sheep (1977) | "
as powerful and moving a film as it's been rumored to be." — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 17, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 11%
| Pathfinder (2007) | "
at times hallucinatory but ultimately, utterly forgettable." — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 15, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| The Return (2006) | "
a low point in the on-going battle to scare U.S. teens from their allowances" — Filmcritic.com Posted Mar 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Hundra (1983) | "
Hundra is cheap, terribly acted, and entirely entertaining -- the word romp never fit so well." — Filmcritic.com Posted Mar 6, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 29%
| Looker (1981) |
Click here to read article — Filmcritic.com Posted Feb 10, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 10%
| Gymkata (1985) | "
The mind boggles!" — Filmcritic.com Posted Feb 3, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 16%
| Primeval (2007) | "
while the real Gustave may have racked up 300 odd kills, this film is surely an even bigger, badder killer -- of brain cells." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jan 13, 2007 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 29%
| Danika (2006) | "
may not really be worth all the toil." — Filmcritic.com Posted Dec 30, 2006 |
Rotten 3/5
| Rotten 33%
| Calvaire (2005) | "
if you've got a black sense of humor you might just find yourself laughing down the vomit." — Filmcritic.com Posted Dec 29, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 36%
| Unknown (2006) | "
a brief but thrilling defibrillator shock to the moribund crime film genre." — Filmcritic.com Posted Nov 28, 2006 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Visions Of Suffering (2006) | "
To be honest, I was just trying not to lose consciousness." — Filmcritic.com Posted Nov 16, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 50%
| Darshan - the Embrace (2006) | "
a beautifully filmed portrait of a woman who embodies a human love that is nothing short of miraculous" — Filmcritic.com Posted Nov 16, 2006 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 10%
| The Grudge 2 (2006) | "
We're treated to almost every ghosting and gruesome dispatch from the first film, just in a different order." — Filmcritic.com Posted Oct 16, 2006 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 48%
| Beowulf & Grendel (2005) | "
ridiculous" — Filmcritic.com Posted Oct 7, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 60%
| Crank (2006) | "
tears up the screen like a muscle car on fire – a brash, sinfully stupid joyride." — Filmcritic.com Posted Sep 2, 2006 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 48%
| Idlewild (2006) | "
I was completely under Idlewild's spell. I tapped my feet the entire ride home." — Filmcritic.com Posted Aug 26, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 30%
| Silent Hill (2006) | "
the closest you’ll get to actually having a nightmare in a movie theatre outside of a midnight screening of David Lynch’s Eraserhead.
" — Filmcritic.com Posted Aug 21, 2006 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 100%
| Spirit of the Beehive (1973) | "
filmmaking art of the highest caliber." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jul 23, 2006 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 50%
| Benny's Video (1992) | "
in the end, with a character that repellent and a message so heavy handed, there is no need to commit ourselves to this bitter, merciless film." — Filmcritic.com Posted Jun 6, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 30%
| Silent Hill (2006) | "
the closest you'll get to actually having a nightmare in a movie theatre outside of a midnight screening of David Lynch's Eraserhead." — MovieWeb Posted Apr 22, 2006 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 21%
| Event Horizon (1997) | "
a retarded Goth version of 2001.
" — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 17, 2006 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 100%
| The 400 Blows (1959) | "
it informs everything we know today about watching movies." — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 15, 2006 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 86%
| Delicatessen (1991) | "
Sure, it's funny, it's gross, it's diabolically, unabashedly idiosyncratic, but it's also an epic ode to that most fundamental expression of human endeavor -- creativity.
" — Filmcritic.com Posted Apr 12, 2006 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 85%
| Slither (2006) | "
Cloying smart, gleefully mischievous and resplendently, stupendously gross." — Filmcritic.com Posted Mar 31, 2006 |
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