Rotten
| Rotten 0%
| They're Just My Friends (2006) | "
For such a poorly made autobiopic to earn a theatrical release, Nwamu must have some friends in high places." Posted Sep 19, 2006 |
Rotten
| N/A | Satellite (2006) | "
Nice low-budget cinematography and authentic New York City locations aside, there's little to engage viewers over the course of 100 wandering minutes." Posted Aug 8, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 33%
| Mad Cowgirl (2006) | "
It's safe to say there will not be another movie this year like Mad Cowgirl. Whether that's a good or bad thing depends on your tolerance for copious bloodletting, hardcore pornography, and C-SPAN." Posted Jul 18, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 34%
| The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) | "
Tokyo Drift is a subculture in search of a compelling story line, and Black's leaden performance makes you pine for the days of Paul Walker." Posted Jun 20, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 0%
| Kiss Me Again (2006) | "
More trashy dialogue like that (and a more favorable nudity-to-sex-scene ratio) could have transformed Kiss Me Again into a guilty pleasure." Posted May 2, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 58%
| Kinky Boots (2006) | "
Why are movies 'inspired by a true story' always the most contrived?" Posted Apr 11, 2006 |
Rotten
| Fresh 70%
| Doing Time For Patsy Cline (2006) | "
Claims to run 95 minutes but feels more like 25 to life." Posted Feb 28, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 9%
| When a Stranger Calls (2006) | "
This version is a thin, protracted study in shifting Hollywood strategies." Posted Feb 13, 2006 |
Rotten
| Fresh 64%
| Film Geek (2006) | "
Westby never provides a reason you should pay to spend 70 minutes with Scotty, but he offers at least a dozen compelling ones not to." Posted Feb 7, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 56%
| Glory Road (2006) | "
The team's accomplishments are here diluted into fodder for another of the producer's feel-good man-weepies." Posted Jan 17, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 48%
| Hoodwinked (2006) | "
Finally, a Rashomon for the whole family. This cartoon version of 'Little Red Riding Hood' tells and retells its story from a variety of perspectives, all of them boring." Posted Jan 10, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 5%
| Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005) | "
[A] shrill family comedy." Posted Nov 29, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 25%
| The Legend of Zorro (2005) | "
It's Zorro, the domesticated blade!" Posted Nov 1, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 81%
| The Last Mogul (2005) | "
Avrich's Wasserman is less a man than a list of accomplishments, a Kane without a hint of a Rosebud and nary a whiff of significant criticism." Posted Nov 1, 2005 |
Rotten
| N/A | Rooms for Tourists (2005) | "
The scenario is absurd enough to play as satire, but no." Posted Oct 18, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 21%
| Into the Blue (2005) | "
Any potential guilty pleasure is washed away in a sea of icky sermonizing." Posted Oct 4, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 38%
| A Tale of Two Pizzas (2003) | "
Innocuous but forgettable." Posted Oct 4, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 44%
| The Thing About My Folks (2005) | "
Falk isn't given anything funny to say or do, but his performance is littered with beautiful touches, tiny oases of brilliance in an entertainment desert." Posted Sep 13, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 50%
| Transporter 2 (2005) | "
Besson doesn't fiddle with the first movie's formula -- impossible car chases punctuated by impossible martial arts sequences." Posted Sep 6, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 60%
| Kamikaze Girls (2005) | "
If you value plausibility in movies, skip Kamikaze Girls." Posted Sep 6, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 6%
| Supercross: The Movie (2005) | "
Director Steve Boyum, a former motocross driver, hacks his racing footage to incomprehensible pieces and, from the looks of the meager, jumpy narrative, did the same to the script." Posted Aug 23, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 17%
| Now & Forever (2005) | "
At least the title's accurate: This is a viewing experience that feels like it will never end." Posted Aug 23, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 59%
| Oyster Farmer (2005) | "
Writer-director Anna Reeves seems to expect an audience already proficient in marine biology and never clarifies any of the indecipherable mollusk jargon. Aw, shucks." Posted Jul 26, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 26%
| Fantastic Four (2005) | "
Before the inevitable and surprisingly anticlimactic battle with Doom, we are treated to two extreme-sports demonstrations, several training montages, [and] an ill-advised love triangle." Posted Jul 12, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 0%
| Sex, Politics, & Cocktails (2005) | "
Comparing Sex to a student film is an insult to the American education system; even film students can make title cards without typos." Posted Jun 28, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 5%
| The Perfect Man (2005) | "
Like a Nike commercial without a shot of the sneakers." Posted Jun 21, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 13%
| Slutty Summer (2005) | "
First-timer Casper Andreas approaches his subject with the subtlety of a wrecking ball." Posted Jun 7, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 41%
| Kicking and Screaming (2005) | "
Even the intermittent laughs undermine Kicking and its winning-isn't-everything message. According to the plot, competition makes Phil insufferable. According to Ferrell's performance, it makes him hilarious." Posted May 10, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 0%
| A Man's Gotta Do (2004) | "
The only thing more inexplicable than the loathsome score is the story's determination to impregnate all its major female characters." Posted May 3, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 84%
| The Tunnel (2005) | "
It's distressing to learn how much German television looks like a Jerry Bruckheimer movie." Posted Apr 26, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 60%
| Winning Girls Through Psychic Mind Control (2002) | "
Director Barry Alexander Brown never reconciles the outlandish premise with the screenplay's schmaltzy dialogue." Posted Apr 26, 2005 |
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