|
0/4
|
7%
|
Captivity (2007) |
"
Rarely have I found myself so uncomfortable viewing anything over such an extended period of time. There's nothing redeemable here. It's not tense or scary; it's just demented."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jul 14, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
56%
|
Feast (2005) |
"
The word 'unwatchable' is overused when it comes to bad movies, but this is a case when its employment does not represent hyperbole."
—
ReelViews
Posted Sep 21, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
41%
|
Hål i mitt hjärta, Ett (A Hole In My Heart) (2004) |
"
I can't imagine a worst film being released this year."
—
ReelViews
Posted Apr 7, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
38%
|
On_Line (2003) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Mar 29, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
10%
|
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"
Usually, Hollywood waits until August to empty its cinematic septic tank into multiplexes. This year, the flood has started early. And no movie could be more aptly compared to raw sewage than this film."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jun 13, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) |
"
I have gotten better entertainment value from a colonoscopy."
—
ReelViews
Posted Apr 19, 2001
|
|
0/4
|
9%
|
The Pest (1997) |
"
It's the kind of movie where every paying customer deserves to receive a handwritten apology from the producers."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
22%
|
The Mangler (1994) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
Halloween - The Curse of Michael Myers (Halloween 6) (1998) |
"
Needless to say, the gore level is high and the scare level low -- although not as low as the intelligence level."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
25%
|
Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
13%
|
Ghost in the Machine (1993) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
50%
|
Year of the Horse: Neil Young & Crazy Horse Live (1997) |
"
This is quite possibly the worst documentary I have ever had the displeasure of watching on the big screen."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
Ernest Rides Again (1993) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
Knock Off (1998) |
"
Almost worth attending for the experience of seeing how low film makers can sink in their never-ending quest to bilk the action picture audience out of a few hard-earned dollars."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0/4
|
0%
|
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
16%
|
Skyline (2010) |
"
How this managed not to go direct-to-DVD (and actually get a wide distribution rather than just a handful-of-theaters dump) is one of 2010's great cinematic mysteries."
—
ReelViews
Posted Nov 16, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
There are some experiences no one should be subjected to even in the name of science. It may be that forced viewing of this film has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention."
—
ReelViews
Posted Nov 24, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
21%
|
H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
This one represents Rob Zombie's "vision." That being the case, he's blind."
—
ReelViews
Posted Sep 1, 2009
|
|
.5/4
|
5%
|
Miss March (2009) |
"
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything."
—
ReelViews
Posted Mar 16, 2009
|
|
.5/4
|
5%
|
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008) |
"
For all its problems, though, The Hottie & the Nottie provides a valuable service. It reminds us that no matter how bad a one-star movie might be, it could always be worse. This is worse."
—
ReelViews
Posted Feb 6, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
18%
|
Grandma's Boy (2006) |
"
This is one of those movies where you stay rooted in your seat just to see how bad it can really get. And every time you think it has hit the bottom, the filmmakers find a passage taking them lower."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 8, 2006
|
|
.5/4
|
13%
|
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"
Straight viewing could result in brain damage."
—
ReelViews
Posted Aug 4, 2005
|
|
0.5/4
|
53%
|
The Devil's Rejects (2005) |
"
The Devil's Rejects doesn't just deserve to be rejected, but to be buried in a hole so dank that no one will discover it."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jul 22, 2005
|
|
.5/4
|
14%
|
Without A Paddle (2004) |
"
Without a Paddle is so bad that it will annoy and/or bore those who have minimal standards and a high tolerance for sewage."
—
ReelViews
Posted Aug 19, 2004
|
|
.5/4
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
Van Helsing is the worst would-be summer blockbuster since Battlefield Earth."
—
ReelViews
Posted May 6, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
9%
|
My Boss's Daughter (2003) |
"
Sitting through My Boss' Daughter is the enactment of a critic's worst nightmare."
—
ReelViews
Posted Aug 25, 2003
|
|
0.5/4
|
23%
|
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"
Bad Boys II isn't just bad -- it's a catastrophic violation of every aspect of cinema that I as a film critic hold dear."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jul 16, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
36%
|
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) |
"
A contender for the worst movie of 2003."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jun 6, 2003
|
|
.5/4
|
2%
|
The Master of Disguise (2002) |
"
A 75-minute sample of puerile rubbish that is listless, witless, and devoid of anything resembling humor."
—
ReelViews
Posted Aug 1, 2002
|
|
0.5/4
|
0%
|
Iron Eagle III - Aces (1992) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 22, 2002
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Mr. Payback: An Interactive Movie () |
—
ReelViews
Posted Nov 13, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
Corky Romano (2001) |
"
'I survived Corky' tee-shirts should be given out to everyone who stays until the end credits roll and can provide proof that they didn't take the easy way out of napping."
—
ReelViews
Posted Oct 10, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
14%
|
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) |
"
It should be banned from theaters on the grounds that anyone unwittingly seeing it is being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment."
—
ReelViews
Posted Feb 23, 2001
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) |
"
It's just an excuse for a series of tedious, repetitious fight scenes that have been staged with no hint whatsoever of originality."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
14%
|
Meet Wally Sparks (1997) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
13%
|
Un Indien dans la Ville (An Indian in the City) (Little Indian, Big City) (1994) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
17%
|
Airborne (1994) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
27%
|
I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1998) |
"
I can recommend three more enjoyable alternatives: counting the number of hairs on the back of your forearm, practicing breaking a cinder block in half with your bare hand, or submitting to a colonoscopy."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
7%
|
Mr. Nanny (1993) |
"
One of the most monstrously agonizing motion pictures to come along this year. By comparison, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot is actually watchable."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
7%
|
Mixed Nuts (1994) |
"
Gag."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Phat Beach (1996) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
13%
|
Fair Game (1995) |
"
Howlingly bad -- so awful, in fact, that it can actually be enjoyed on a certain level."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
39%
|
Rookie of the Year (2002) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
20%
|
Bad Moon (1996) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
10%
|
Trapped in Paradise (1994) |
"
In no circumstances, even under threat of torture, admit to anyone that you were suckered into seeing this, one of the worst movies of the year."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
8%
|
Surf Ninjas (1993) |
"
It's a real riot when a guy goes tumbling and thudding down a 300-step flight of stone stairs only to climb back up and do it again. What inspired comedy!"
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
21%
|
Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster (1997) |
"
My best advice to anyone reading this review -- even someone who considers himself or herself a fan of horror movies -- is to stay away."
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Excessive Force (1993) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
24%
|
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1994) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
0.5/4
|
27%
|
Leprechaun (1993) |
—
ReelViews
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|