|
0/4
|
——
|
Struck by Lightning () |
"
A class-five pity party so unbearably condescending and unconvincing that it might just make you run out and buy an "I'm With Mitt" t-shirt, it makes an inadvertent but hugely compelling pro-bullying argument."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 26, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
Sleeping Beauty (2011) |
"
stunningly empty and one-note"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 27, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
75%
|
Heartless (2010) |
"
moralistic filmmaking so wrong-headed as to become mean-spirited "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 18, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
45%
|
Just Wright (2010) |
"
uninspired and humorless "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 13, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
The Tooth Fairy (2010) |
"
deeply unfunny"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 21, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
35%
|
The Slammin' Salmon (2009) |
"
Intolerable, aimless"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 10, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Motherhood (2009) |
"
gets stuck in the starting gate, unsure of what kind of film it wants to be."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 22, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
31%
|
St. Trinian's (2007) |
"
indifferent to storytelling, craft and, dare I mention, fresh ideas"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 8, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
I Love You Beth Cooper (2009) |
"
a film of convoluted shallowness and bloated melodrama"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 9, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Miss March (2009) |
"
uses its R rating as perhaps an eight-year-old would: to drop the F-bomb constantly and to show poop."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 12, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
has the psychological weight and perversity of a mildly racy episode of Touched by an Angel"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 8, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Women (2008) |
"
No cliché, no matter how it screams and pleads for mercy, makes it out of this baby untapped."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 11, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
88 Minutes (2008) |
"
Pacino feels like a bankable source to disguise mediocrity but a dud is a dud and Avnet is wholly indifferent"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 17, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Hostel: Part II (2007) |
"
Sets the horror genre back a solid decade."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 7, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
72%
|
Inland Empire (2006) |
"
This time Lynch has really lost his bananas, and the grapefruits aren't looking too ripe either."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 6, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
54%
|
Mini's First Time (2006) |
"
a bloated waste of time and money... an unequivocal low. "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 13, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
Land of the Blind (2006) |
"
Is this what we have stooped to for leftist political films? Robert Edwards' film for one reason or another really thinks it's saying something."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 8, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
Dear Wendy (2005) |
"
a private joke for two guys who should know better."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 21, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
61%
|
Find Me Guilty (2006) |
"
It fails on almost every level possible to fail on"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 16, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
London (2006) |
"
I've seen more ferocious, and entertaining, spectacles at Raffi concerts."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Big Momma's House 2 (2006) |
"
the audience can't help but feel the lack of effort and heart in this film"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 4, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
Tamara (2006) |
"
has the stench of money over integrity."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 2, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
Revolver (2005) |
"
I can't remember another time in my film-watching career where I sincerely hated a movie ... one of the worst films ever made"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 26, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005) |
"
the worst film of the year... a fraud of the highest order"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 12, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
34%
|
Tonight You're Mine (2012) |
"
The film's narrative conceit is so rigidly formulaic and lethargically spun that even the looseness and spontaneity that the setting affords feels dull and constricting."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted May 8, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
50%
|
Saint (2011) |
"
Mythology bites back against centuries of whitewashing by capitalism and Catholicism in this holiday slasher, but it can't even manage to break the skin."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 27, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
71%
|
Stuck Between Stations (2011) |
"
Brady Kiernan's Stuck Between Stations has sweetness to it, but it's a sweetness borrowed from innumerable other films and constantly corrupted by biased politics and crass emotional digressions."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 26, 2011
|
|
2.5.5
|
43%
|
Cracks (2011) |
"
Cracks has the potential to be utterly devastating. Unfortunately, the film settles for being mildly unsettling. "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 17, 2011
|
|
|
79%
|
Cocoon (1985) |
"
Ron Howard's cutely innocuous sci-fi tale of an alien race helping elderly white people arrives in an adequate Blu-ray package."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 3, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
52%
|
Detachment (2012) |
"
A temper tantrum so shallow, aimless, and self-serious that it makes the films of Larry Clarke look genuinely optimistic in comparison"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 15, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
Killing Bono (2011) |
"
the story of what would charitably be called a wackadoo"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 3, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
53%
|
Brighton Rock (2011) |
"
a remake that recalls the most pestering and innervating facets that the word 'remake' summons in even optimists such as myself"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 25, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
58%
|
It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010) |
"
there's a deficit of youthful vitality, sincerity and insight to be felt here"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 7, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
33%
|
Ne Te Retourne Pas (Don't Look Back) (2009) |
"
Anyone expecting more than the pleasure of seeing two of Europe's most ravishing actresses, Sophie Marceau and Monica Bellucci, sharing the same scene ... should brace for disappointment"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 1, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
51%
|
Agora (2010) |
"
insipid... your time would be better spent staring at the stars"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 27, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
64%
|
Harry Brown (2010) |
"
deeply conservative single-note exercise in self-righteous justice, as unfettered by its cruel and uncomplicated politics as any of its Death Wish forebears"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 29, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
67%
|
Date Night (2010) |
"
suggests the neutered offspring of Martin Scorsese's After Hours and James Cameron's True Lies"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 9, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
an alternate Los Angeles where coincidence is commonplace and (finally!) every white woman in America finds her Prince Charming in the span of one day"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 11, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
34%
|
The Burning Plain (2009) |
"
transitions so fluidly from an unremarkable multi-narrative to abhorrently over-sentimentalized trash"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 17, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
74%
|
I Sell the Dead (2008) |
"
Who knew you could make graverobbing boring?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 6, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
29%
|
Deadgirl (2008) |
"
It's a tasteless film but it doesn't seem to even enjoy any of the politically correct totems it so openly sprays its bodily fluids over"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 23, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
30%
|
The Answer Man (Arlen Faber) (2009) |
"
about as memorable as the proverbial stock picture that came with the frame"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 23, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
59%
|
Phoebe in Wonderland (2009) |
"
Believable and engaging, Fanning nearly renders the ensuing bore watchable"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 16, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
|
Cadaver (2009) |
"
Nothing else in Cadaver features an understated concept of horror; rigor mortis sets in during the film's first few minutes."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 18, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
35%
|
The Edge of Love (2008) |
"
Has about as much to do with Dylan Thomas as it does the 1984 Summer Olympics."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 12, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
43%
|
Eden Log (2007) |
"
accepts no emotional stakes in its premise and gives the viewer only the simple task of reaching its finale"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 29, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
50%
|
Notorious (2009) |
"
ignores what Biggie was, a great artist who believed in the power of storytelling, and transforms him into the flawed saint that he never was and, more importantly, never wanted to be"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 15, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
42%
|
Blindness (2008) |
"
What was a poetic, exhaustively-brilliant piece of fiction has now become a clunky, clattering, ever-collapsing film of bludgeoning rhetoric"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 2, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
46%
|
Lakeview Terrace (2008) |
"
by a wide margin, the director's weakest effort to date"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 18, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
41%
|
The Rocker (2008) |
"
Certainly nothing this year will compete with the inexcusable The Love Guru for its sheer inability to create laughs, but The Rocker does its best to at least come close."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 19, 2008
|
63%
——
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