|
0/5
|
0%
|
Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998) |
—
Film Threat
Posted Feb 5, 2008
|
|
0/5
|
2%
|
Meet the Spartans (2008) |
"
It's rare that a movie makes me ill these days, and it's rare that I can see a movie and hate the people behind it with such abhorrence, but "Meet the Spartans" rises to the challenge..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jan 30, 2008
|
|
0.5/5
|
——
|
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) |
"
Some critics have alluded that the low budget and unusual direction of the story is intentional, but viewing "Night 3D," it's clearly the work of people who have no idea what the concept of film making means..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Oct 17, 2007
|
|
.5/5
|
14%
|
Black Christmas (2006) |
"
Neither horror, nor comedy. It's barely even a movie..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 11, 2007
|
|
0.5/5
|
11%
|
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007) |
"
This horror fanatic doesn't have room for Craven in his genre anymore. Collect your cash and call it a day already, Wes..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 10, 2007
|
|
0.5/5
|
12%
|
Little Man (2006) |
"
I remember when the Wayanses were a group of people with ambitions who looked as if they actually had something to contribute to the film world as well as the comedy world."
—
Film Threat
Posted Jul 18, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
5%
|
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) |
"
More depressing than unfunny."
—
Film Threat
Posted May 6, 2006
|
|
0.5/4
|
30%
|
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) |
"
Excruciating and horrendous..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Nov 27, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
5%
|
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011) |
"
I did have a fun time wondering why character Malcolm's first answer to any dilemma is to dress up like a woman. Does he have a back stock of these fat suits?"
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 20, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
44%
|
The Green Hornet (2011) |
"
Rogen takes what should have and could have been one of the most unique antithesis' to Batman and transforms it in to a vanity project for his one note comedy and flat one-liners..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jan 27, 2011
|
|
0.5/4
|
13%
|
Jonah Hex (2010) |
"
Seems almost calculated meticulously to suck the life out of its audience as much as humanly possible..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Dec 5, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
24%
|
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) |
"
A movie that makes the "Dawn" remake look brilliant..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Nov 28, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
16%
|
Skyline (2010) |
"
One of the worst movies of 2010..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Nov 18, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
The Tortured (2012) |
"
A sick abomination, an excuse to squeeze in an hour of torture between eighteen minutes of melodrama and schlock..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 17, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
17%
|
The Boondock Saints (1999) |
"
An embarrassing waste of time, and nothing even resembling the guiltiest of guilty pleasures..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 17, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Alien 51 (2004) |
"
It's just yet another terrible science fiction farce in the age of low-budget spectacles..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 18, 2010
|
|
0.5/4
|
19%
|
Cop Out (2010) |
"
People cut Kevin Smith slack like he's their step kid or something and if this were another director people would be crucifying them for such a piece of dreck..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 31, 2010
|
|
.5/4
|
43%
|
Shorts (Shorts: The Adventures of the Wishing Rock) (2009) |
"
Chaotic, messy, and horribly mind-numbing..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Dec 12, 2009
|
|
.5/4
|
21%
|
H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
A painfully almost sadistically boring sequel..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Dec 10, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
5%
|
The Fog (2005) |
"
These studios just don't know when to quit while they're ahead."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
17%
|
Queen of the Damned (2002) |
"
Oh, boy, is this ever a doozy!"
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
9%
|
Ultraviolet (2006) |
"
Give us a superhero movie that has a female protagonist that's a real character with emotions, and personality, and not just some model performing stunts and running around in skimpy outfits."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
1%
|
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"
The horror. The hor-ror!"
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
2%
|
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"
There's really only one way to summarize my sheer hatred for what is possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And it's through a list."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
4%
|
Dirty Love (2005) |
"
McCarthy is still not funny, never was, never will be."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
It's your usual low-budget, unbelievably bad sequel."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
There is NOTHING redeeming about this film."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
40%
|
Vanilla Sky (2001) |
"
A truly horrible waste of money and talent and two and a half hours I'll never get back..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
7%
|
Date Movie (2006) |
"
It's painful."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
15%
|
White Chicks (2004) |
"
It's bad enough watching a dreadfully unfunny really awful comedy, but watching a very racist comedy makes it all the worse..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
2%
|
Disaster Movie (2008) |
"
I want to say thanks again and thanks for proving that dumb movies pretending to be comedy will not stand any longer..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 5, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
5%
|
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008) |
"
A movie where Paris Hilton is a bombshell is less comedy and more Science Fiction..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 27, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
0%
|
One Missed Call (2008) |
"
Its attack of the murderous Razr's: the remake, in what is easily one of the worst horror movies of 2008, one of the worst movies of 2008, and one of the worst remakes of all time...."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 12, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Monster (2008) |
"
I laughed, I cried, I think I even held a razor to my wrist at one point..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jan 21, 2008
|
|
0.5/4
|
43%
|
Jimmy and Judy (2006) |
"
Probably one of the worst movies of the last two years..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jan 19, 2008
|
|
.5/4
|
——
|
Drive Thru (2007) |
"
I'm still gasping in horror hours after watching this..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 10, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
0%
|
Creepshow III (2006) |
"
A shameless piece of crap rip-off attempting to cash in on a great series by offering up a steaming turd trying to pass it off as just another sequel..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 10, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
3%
|
The Covenant (2006) |
"
It's a horror film for the MTV generation, a horror film for the audience of "Laguna Beach"..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 10, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
63%
|
Cabin Fever (2002) |
"
It's apparent on screen that Roth hasn't an original creative bone in his entire body as he brainlessly throws a variety of contrived elements that make a horror movie but never succeeds in assembling them and pulling it off..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 10, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
43%
|
Death Race (2008) |
"
Check out the 1975 original instead, kids. It has cars running over old people and women!"
—
Film Threat
Posted Sep 2, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Babylon A.D. (2008) |
"
I almost feel bad for Vin Diesel, a genuinely nice guy who has reached the end of his rope as far as his career is concerned."
—
Film Threat
Posted Sep 2, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Prom Night (2008) |
"
While it's certainly not as atrocious as the likes of "One Missed Call," it's certainly one of the worst of 2008, so far..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Apr 20, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) |
"
A bland reworking of the classic tale"
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Nov 29, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
The Hole (2001) |
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
57%
|
UHF (1989) |
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
No Holds Barred () |
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
76%
|
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) |
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) |
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Bloodrayne (2006) |
"
Boll's speedy storytelling is reliant on endless badly choreographed battles, endless montages of horse riding along mountains and forests, and a terrible script..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 19, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
35%
|
Angels in the Outfield (1994) |
"
A sugary and sickening Disney remake..."
—
Film Threat
Posted Aug 9, 2007
|
63%
——
97%
