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1/5
|
41%
|
The Scorpion King (2002) |
"
Predecessors The Mummy and The Mummy Returns stand as intellectual masterpieces next to The Scorpion King."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 11, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
3%
|
fear dot com (FeardotCom) (2002) |
"
A prime example of just how bad a bad movie can be."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 1, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
31%
|
Murder by Numbers (2002) |
"
The entire production feels like a bad TV movie playing on The Lifetime Channel and intended for bored housewives."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 19, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
38%
|
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973) |
"
At least it is only 83 minutes long. "
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 1, 2001
|
|
1/5
|
45%
|
Planet of the Apes (2001) |
"
The script is a pathetic hodgepodge ... the acting is horrible, and the 'surprise' ending feels like a swing from a ball-peen hammer into the temple."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 27, 2001
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|
1/5
|
12%
|
Double Take (2001) |
"
I don't know which is the worst part of the film: Eddie Griffin's overacting, Orlando Jones' non-acting, or the ugly mutt that passes as Griffin's sidekick."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2001
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|
1/5
|
14%
|
Shadow Hours (2000) |
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/5
|
2%
|
Battlefield Earth (2000) |
"
Battlefield Earth should be shown only at maximum-security prisons when a prisoner is tossed in solitary for bad behavior."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Where the Heart Is (2000) |
"
This film is terrible."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
1/5
|
33%
|
Romeo Must Die (2000) |
"
All of the elements were present for success. But it inevitable turns into some lemon drop-sweetened nightmare, two hours long."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
1/5
|
16%
|
The Art of War (2000) |
"
Little more than a ridiculous action film with a plot as believable as the Warren Report, ugly violence that would have made Peckinpah cringe, and terrible acting by B-list actors."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
1/5
|
37%
|
Rules of Engagement (2000) |
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
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|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
Who is Cletis Tout? (2002) |
"
Ver Wiel's desperate attempt at wit is lost, leaving the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 26, 2002
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|
1.5/5
|
84%
|
Kissing Jessica Stein (2002) |
"
A trite and forgettable comedic parable."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 13, 2002
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|
1.5/5
|
72%
|
Le Pacte des loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf) (2001) |
"
Brutal. Ugly. Predictable. Boring. Stereotypical. Comical. Violent. Lethargic."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 10, 2002
|
|
1.5/5
|
7%
|
All The Queen's Men (2001) |
"
A crass and insulting homage to great films like Some Like It Hot and the John Wayne classics."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 22, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
The Musketeer (2001) |
"
A tepid and dull action/adventure rip-off that stinks of Indiana Jones and bad Asian kung fu."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 7, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
14%
|
American Outlaws (2001) |
"
Along the way, the boys squabble over who's the cutest of the gang, who's the most popular cowboy in the gang, and who ought to go on MTV's Total Request Live."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 16, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
Swordfish (2001) |
"
Leaves you feeling like you got the wrong end of the hook once again by a high-profile summer Hollywood movie juggernaut's ad campaign."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 6, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
10%
|
What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001) |
"
The comedy plays out like a Henny Youngman joke."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 31, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Joe Dirt (2001) |
"
30 minutes went by and the movie took a sharp left into saps-ville, crashing and burning like a 74 'Cuda wrapped around an oak tree."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 13, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
32%
|
Exit Wounds (2001) |
"
Seagal's biggest failure, a pitiful reminder of the death of the American action film."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 19, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
61%
|
Recess: School's Out (2001) |
"
This story would have worked if it only ran for 20 minutes instead of the painful 84 I had to sit through."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 12, 2001
|
|
1.5/5
|
31%
|
102 Dalmatians (2000) |
"
It's always a bad sign when the core audience of a film -- children -- are either walking out early or are half-asleep when the credits roll at the end of a film."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
1.5/5
|
9%
|
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) |
"
Put the gun to my head, pull the trigger, and put me out of my misery."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
57%
|
Like Mike (2002) |
"
The pain of watching notable actors Robert Forster and Eugene Levy suffer the ridiculousness of starring opposite a teen rap sensation in an innocuous summer kiddie movie is at times unbearable and downright ugly."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 3, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
Hollywood Ending (2002) |
"
Stands as Woody Allen's biggest failure in a decade."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 5, 2002
|
|
2/5
|
19%
|
Joe Somebody (2001) |
"
Rarely humorous and is filled with an exorbitant amount of movie clichés."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 20, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
24%
|
Don't Say a Word (2001) |
"
F illed with little but disappointment."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 28, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
41%
|
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970) |
"
gives a new meaning to the intolerable hell that sequels always seem to deliver"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 1, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
33%
|
Angel Eyes (2001) |
"
My feet were stuck to the floor when I stood up to leave due to the sap that had poured out of the screen."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 17, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
8%
|
The Forsaken (2001) |
"
An annoying one-two-three punch of crappy acting, shoddy scriptwriting, and poor direction."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 30, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
13%
|
Town & Country (2000) |
"
Never settles into any course of action, volleying from serious family drama to slapstick humor to corny speeches about maturity."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 26, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001) |
"
The subplot about the sleazy movie studio and the kid who plays little Crocodile Dundee are both annoying."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 20, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
15%
|
Tomcats (2001) |
"
Tomcats wins, hands-down, the lowest common denominator award so far this year."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 29, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
32%
|
Hit and Runway (1999) |
"
The script is stale, the acting is sub-par and misguided, and the cinematography is on par with a Turkish sitcom."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 20, 2001
|
|
2/5
|
67%
|
Charlie's Angels (2000) |
"
They scarcely succeed in resembling so much as a group of annoying, drunk sorority girls, the kind who hit on everybody at a party."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
68%
|
Titus (1999) |
"
2 1/2 hours of sheer torment."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
12%
|
Get Carter (2000) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Nutty Professor II - The Klumps (2000) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
Next Friday (2000) |
"
Wait for the video."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
42%
|
What Planet Are You From? (2000) |
"
I just want to know what the hell happened to What Planet Are You From?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2/5
|
40%
|
The Replacements (2000) |
"
A hokey mistake of a football film."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
2.5/5
|
59%
|
Skins (2002) |
"
The film makes strong arguments regarding the social status of America's indigenous people, but really only exists to try to eke out an emotional tug of the heart, one which it fails to get."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 10, 2002
|
|
2.5/5
|
74%
|
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002) |
"
A homogenous and formulaic attempt in continuing the exploits of master spy kids Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni (Daryl Sabara) Cortez."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 7, 2002
|
|
2.5/5
|
73%
|
Gangster No. 1 (2000) |
"
Feels like pieces a bunch of other, better movies slapped together."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 22, 2001
|
|
2.5/5
|
50%
|
Hearts in Atlantis (2001) |
"
In the end, though, the film feels cheap and used up -- like watching a two-hour Hallmark special."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 28, 2001
|
|
2.5/5
|
53%
|
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) |
"
It becomes all too apparent that Smith has fallen for the same grab bag of pop culture that teen comedy producers eat with a spoon."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 20, 2001
|
|
2.5/5
|
44%
|
Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes (1972) |
"
This bleak chapter of the Apes saga strived to echo the sentiments of many of its fellow films released that year. Not easy to do in a cheap monkey mask. "
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 1, 2001
|
|
2.5/5
|
54%
|
Cats & Dogs (2001) |
"
The animatronic talking dogs and cats resemble the talking dolls on the boat ride at Disneyland's 'It's A Small World.'"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 2, 2001
|
63%
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