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0/4
|
39%
|
2012 (2009) |
"
Berlin Alexanderplatz feels like a Saturday afternoon matinee compared to this."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Mar 4, 2010
|
|
F
|
25%
|
Saw III (2006) |
"
Face your fears. A lesson worthy of praise, if the film preaching them weren't so completely full of ****."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jan 17, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
9%
|
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) |
"
Between its garish digital photography and borderline incomprehensible narrative, I Know Who Killed Me at times suggests a hack's attempt at a Lynch film."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 29, 2007
|
|
F
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44%
|
Hostel: Part II (2007) |
"
One may as well watch a marathon of American beheadings at the hands of Iraqi insurgents with popcorn in hand - the entertainment value is surprisingly comparable."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jul 3, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
12%
|
Let's Go To Prison (2006) |
"
A comedy of tremendous miscalculation that doesn't even have the conviction of its own stupidity."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 18, 2006
|
|
D-
|
15%
|
Year One (2009) |
"
The only thing that can be mustered up for the whole sorry enterprise is pity."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Oct 9, 2009
|
|
D-
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35%
|
Vantage Point (2008) |
"
For movies like Vantage Point, life is too short."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Aug 24, 2008
|
|
.5/4
|
29%
|
Underworld Awakening (2012) |
"
The only thing that manages to outpace Underworld: Awakening's ineptitude is its utter soullessness."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 20, 2012
|
|
.5/4
|
18%
|
You Again (2010) |
"
You Again almost gleefully aims for the bottom of the barrel, jettisoning everything from consistency of character to every last ounce of dignity once possessed by its cast "
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 26, 2010
|
|
.5/4
|
18%
|
Stan Helsing (2009) |
"
This might be the cheapest-looking production of the year."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 23, 2009
|
|
.5/4
|
20%
|
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) |
"
Like a failed offspring sullying its family name, this laughable would-be diversion has only its digitally-based predecessors going for it."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 2, 2009
|
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0.5/4
|
14%
|
The Spirit (2008) |
"
[There is] no consistency or rhythm to its visual tangents, which splotch about frantically, desperately, like diarrhea spraying about the outside of its porcelain target."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Jan 4, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
10%
|
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008) |
"
To grant Expelled any credibility beyond the opening minutes requires nothing short of a leap of faith."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Dec 17, 2008
|
|
.5/4
|
2%
|
Disaster Movie (2008) |
"
Cobbled together with plotlines, characters, catchphrases and other assorted gimmicks still lodged in the short-term memory cavities of our pop cultural consciousness."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Aug 31, 2008
|
|
.5/4
|
62%
|
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) |
"
Quite possibly the world's first horror-musical-sex-comedy, the strangely impressive originality of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead doesn't come even close to compensating for its everything-plus-the-kitchen-sink midnight-movie awfulness."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted May 6, 2008
|
|
.5/4
|
7%
|
Shutter (2008) |
"
Shutter is a ghost story free of logic and spirit, representative of everything that's wrong with so much of current mainstream studio fare."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Mar 23, 2008
|
|
.5/4
|
36%
|
Park (2006) |
"
Man, have we gone downhill since Short Cuts."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Nov 16, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
7%
|
Captivity (2007) |
"
A poseur Grand Guignol, artistically indefensible and rank without purpose."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Jul 16, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
0%
|
Redline (2007) |
"
Redline continues the mind-boggling trend of films that choose to justify their existence by piling on layer after layer of meaningless excess."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 16, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
2%
|
Epic Movie (2007) |
"
At times there is no visible difference between this and the fictitious film ***, the two-hour, single-take, Academy Award-winning shot of a flatulent gluteus maximus from Mike Judge's Idiocracy."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Jan 27, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
20%
|
The Marine (2006) |
"
While The Marine's real-world connections to the War in Iraq are brief and incidental to its minimal plot, that fact doesn't make its reductive attitudes any more pleasant to swallow."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 13, 2006
|
|
D
|
44%
|
Cowboys & Aliens (2011) |
"
I'm now convinced that the non-cast related quality of the first Iron Man happened entirely by accident."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Aug 28, 2011
|
|
D
|
19%
|
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) |
"
Is The Clone Wars really the pilot for a Star Wars television series, or is it a last-ditch effort to make the prequel trilogy look better via retrospective comparison?"
—
Projection Booth
Posted Aug 15, 2008
|
|
D
|
——
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ZZYZX (2006) |
"
No indie film this bad would be complete without a plot twist, the ultimate non-revelation only adding to the film's stale voyeurism."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jul 31, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
3%
|
Jack and Jill (2011) |
"
Forgive my stereotyping when I observe that most of the people who were laughing were also the same folks generous enough to share their cell phones."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Nov 11, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
63%
|
Rodan (2005) |
"
As tedious and lethargic as [the original] Godzilla was smart and engaging."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Oct 26, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
78%
|
20 Million Miles to Earth (1957) |
"
The lead actor looks a little like Steve Martin, which got me to thinking that digitally inserting that comedian could make something out of this imploded building of a movie."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Oct 18, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
Revenge of the Creature (1955) |
"
Less than the sum of its maddeningly redundant parts."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Oct 16, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Zookeeper (2011) |
"
Sometimes a kid's movie is just a kid's movie. In the case of Zookeeper, it's a place where young imaginations go to die."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Sep 28, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
86%
|
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) |
"
Witless, suit-and-tie porn posing as Great Art."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Nov 29, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
13 (2011) |
"
Reinforces the popular notion that remakes are essentially low-reaching affairs that result from a lack of ideas."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Oct 26, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
0%
|
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) |
"
You may or may not laugh, but at least you'll be closer to death and no better for it."
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Sep 10, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
As far as entertainment goes, this is the pits, less a movie than a star-studded, big-screen screensaver. "
—
Slant Magazine
Posted Apr 23, 2010
|
|
|
——
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The Rotten Tomatoes Show () |
"
We're supposed to be better than FOX news and the like."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Mar 10, 2010
|
|
|
94%
|
An Education (2009) |
"
Trite, whitewashed, simplistic, and sexless."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Mar 6, 2010
|
|
|
91%
|
Up in the Air (2009) |
"
Well-polished bull**** at best, manifest of nothing less than everything wrong with America today."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Mar 6, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
89%
|
The Usual Suspects (1995) |
"
Bryan Singer's poker face is worthless at best."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Feb 27, 2010
|
|
|
43%
|
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) |
"
Amy Adams is the lone saving grace to be found herein, which is a nice way of saying she's all that kept me from pondering "to be or not to be"."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Dec 1, 2009
|
|
|
78%
|
The Hangover (2009) |
"
The Hangover's witless regression is unforgivable."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Nov 29, 2009
|
|
|
52%
|
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) |
"
Comes to us as the latest political satire to have inadvertently sliced off its own pair."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Nov 25, 2009
|
|
|
25%
|
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) |
"
While preferably to the typical Saw entry by about a five-to-one ratio, Law Abiding Citizen still isn't any good."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Nov 25, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
21%
|
G-Force (2009) |
"
Disney [hates you and] wants your money."
—
Suite101.com
Posted Aug 18, 2009
|
|
|
54%
|
Choke (2008) |
"
Choke sucks."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jun 19, 2009
|
|
|
84%
|
Under Our Skin (2008) |
"
Only in its investigation into these downright evil motives does it take on the necessary role of activist, and...I wish it had gone further and deeper."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jun 19, 2009
|
|
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60%
|
Godzilla Vs Hedorah (Gojira tai Hedorâ) (Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster) (1971) |
"
The image of the massive smog beast sucking fumes off of pollutant factory pipes proves almost indelible, but little else registers."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jun 19, 2009
|
|
|
95%
|
Dirty Harry (1971) |
"
Little in Dirty Harry aims above the barely cognizant."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jun 19, 2009
|
|
|
33%
|
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"
No small tragedy, this is the first Terminator film without a heart."
—
House Next Door
Posted Jun 16, 2009
|
|
|
22%
|
Fired Up (2009) |
"
Fast forward to the end credits to see the greatest dragon pratfall in cinematic history."
—
Projection Booth
Posted Jun 9, 2009
|
|
|
56%
|
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) |
"
Though it stands as one of the better horror remakes to come along in recent memory, 2009's My Bloody Valentine still only just passes for competent watchability."
—
Projection Booth
Posted May 29, 2009
|
|
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37%
|
X-Men Origins - Wolverine (2009) |
"
For pure stupidity, nothing tops the scene in which a mutant falls at a descending rate so as to prolong the showing off of its long-since unimpressive superpower."
—
Projection Booth
Posted May 29, 2009
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