|
0/4
|
12%
|
Little Man (2006) |
"
Some folks reach for nirvana, but the Wayans Brothers -- writer/director Keenen Ivory, writer/star Marlon, and writer/star Shawn -- aim for the nadir, and man oh man, have they reached it."
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Reel.com
Posted Jul 14, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
44%
|
She's the Man (2006) |
"
Simply put, this is horrible."
—
Reel.com
Posted Mar 17, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
28%
|
Elizabethtown (2005) |
"
What is wrong with Hollywood can be summed up in one word: Elizabethtown. If this is the best the industry can do, they might as well close up shop and move into a field more suited to their talents, like meat-packing."
—
Reel.com
Posted Oct 14, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
31%
|
Never Again (2002) |
"
Please, someone, stop Eric Schaeffer before he makes another film."
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Reel.com
Posted Jul 12, 2002
|
|
.5/5
|
37%
|
Gigantic (2009) |
"
With curdled humor and cardboard characters, this ghastly movie completely misses the mark."
—
Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 3, 2009
|
|
0.5/4
|
9%
|
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) |
"
The whole thing is perverse, with first-time (and hopefully last time) screenwriter Jeffrey Hammond and director Chris Sivertson taking particular delight in the way the killer toys with his victims."
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Reel.com
Posted Aug 4, 2007
|
|
0.5/4
|
7%
|
Bratz: The Movie (2007) |
"
Parents of tween daughters everywhere beware: the brain rot that infects this movie might be contagious."
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Reel.com
Posted Aug 3, 2007
|
|
.5/4
|
26%
|
Blade: Trinity (2004) |
"
No one's lifeblood is at stake, but the movie's pitiful victims will find themselves out the price of a movie ticket and nearly two hours of their lives that they will never get back. And let's not forget the price of popcorn and parking."
—
Reel.com
Posted Dec 8, 2004
|
|
0.5/4
|
48%
|
An Everlasting Piece (2001) |
"
Everlasting piece of crap."
—
Reel.com
Posted Dec 22, 2000
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Marmaduke (2010) |
"
A bland, predictable blend of bad comedy and sentimentality."
—
Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Jun 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Furry Vengeance (2010) |
"
Simply dire."
—
Boxoffice Magazine
Posted Apr 30, 2010
|
|
|
67%
|
Brüno (Bruno) (2009) |
"
Cohen probably did not consciously echo The Magic Christian, but he would have done well to learn from it."
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FilmStew.com
Posted Jul 13, 2009
|
|
|
43%
|
Death Race (2008) |
"
The movie Death Race most resembles is not Death Race 2000 or even another action movie but rather a beloved 1994 prison drama."
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FilmStew.com
Posted Aug 22, 2008
|
|
|
54%
|
Mamma Mia! (2008) |
"
It is not merely that Pierce Brosnan cannot sing; it is that he looks so uncomfortable doing it."
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FilmStew.com
Posted Jul 21, 2008
|
|
|
50%
|
Sex and the City (2008) |
"
Opt for the much better (and much shorter) version made in 1959 starring Hope Lange, Diane Baker, Suzy Parker and Joan Crawford."
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FilmStew.com
Posted May 30, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
August Rush (2007) |
"
[An] inane musical melodrama."
—
San Francisco Chronicle
Posted Nov 21, 2007
|
|
|
27%
|
Love in the Time of Cholera (2007) |
"
Saddled with the drama's most laughable bit of dialogue, Bratt sounds exactly like Pepe LePew (an evocation shared by the critic sitting next to me at the screening)."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Nov 16, 2007
|
|
|
36%
|
Reservation Road (2007) |
"
Falls curiously flat, partially because that thriller aspect feels false."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Sep 13, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
18%
|
Illegal Tender (2007) |
"
Pointless, gratuitously violent, and stupid, stupid, stupid."
—
Reel.com
Posted Aug 24, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
14%
|
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) |
"
It does not aim high, yet it cannot even hit the low targets it sets for itself. It is simply painful."
—
Reel.com
Posted Jul 20, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
The Condemned (2007) |
"
The title is not just a description of the competitors; it is also a warning, as in catch this at the multiplex and know that you are condemning yourself to 112 minutes of pure punishment."
—
Reel.com
Posted Apr 27, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
0%
|
Redline (2007) |
"
This is one of those movies in which virtually no one comes out unscathed."
—
Reel.com
Posted Apr 21, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Premonition (2007) |
"
Bring on those Razzie nominations."
—
Reel.com
Posted Mar 16, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
15%
|
Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"
Hannibal Lecter does not need a creation story; he just needs to go away. The meal is over."
—
Reel.com
Posted Feb 9, 2007
|
|
|
23%
|
Slipstream (2007) |
"
Hopkins' ambition is laudable, but what he has produced is a handsome, admirable failure, a labor of love and an extremely personal film with extremely limited appeal."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Jan 25, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007) |
"
The story is incidental to the comedy, but it is on the level of humor where the movie completely breaks down. It is almost never funny. Cedric has a few funny scenes, mostly when he is just allowed to joke, with the plot momentarily forgotten."
—
Reel.com
Posted Jan 5, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
17%
|
La tigre e la neve (The Tiger and the Snow) (2006) |
"
He certainly never shuts up, and he never stops joking; he's a neurotic narcissist to whom a war and a country's misery mean little except how they affect him personally."
—
Reel.com
Posted Dec 29, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
16%
|
Turistas (Paradise Lost) (2006) |
"
Ultimately, the best approach to Turistas is to do what these tourists should have done: just stay home."
—
Reel.com
Posted Dec 1, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
48%
|
Harsh Times (2006) |
"
It's the rare movie in which audience members will reverently wish for the main character's death from the very beginning."
—
Reel.com
Posted Nov 10, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) |
"
Maybe this should have been titled Night of the Living Brain Dead -- that describes the victims, describes the killers, and describes the bankrupt talents behind the butchered hack job that is this movie."
—
Reel.com
Posted Oct 28, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
40%
|
Nacho Libre (2006) |
"
This shrill, obnoxious wrestling comedy stumbles to the mat in its first minutes and stays there. The blow is mortal. As movies go, this one is brain dead."
—
Reel.com
Posted Jun 16, 2006
|
|
|
76%
|
The Puffy Chair (2005) |
"
Josh Duplass has to be given credit. There are not many screenwriters-actors who would emphasize their character's flaws to such an extent."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Jun 1, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
53%
|
Romance and Cigarettes (2007) |
"
The film, after all, is the cinematic equivalent of a malignant tumor. Luckily, for it, there is a cure: simply avoid it like the plague."
—
Reel.com
Posted May 27, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
29%
|
Silent Hill (2006) |
"
A mundane car wreck with a few promising scenes that lead absolutely nowhere."
—
Reel.com
Posted Apr 24, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
12%
|
The Benchwarmers (2006) |
"
To watch this idiocy is to feel your brain cells die."
—
Reel.com
Posted Apr 10, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
8%
|
Doogal (2006) |
"
Doogal is definitely a dog."
—
Reel.com
Posted Mar 11, 2006
|
|
|
33%
|
The Libertine (2006) |
"
Depp, the movie star, is to be applauded for not ambracing dumb action flicks or brainless blockbuster wannabes, but at this point, he has gone too far in the other direction."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Mar 9, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
69%
|
Curious George (2006) |
"
To paraphrase a one-time American vice presidential candidate, I know Curious George and this, sir, is no Curious George."
—
Reel.com
Posted Feb 10, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
20%
|
Rumor Has It (2005) |
"
If Aniston really wants to break away from her TV roots, she needs to start picking better material."
—
Reel.com
Posted Dec 27, 2005
|
|
|
36%
|
The Great Raid (2005) |
"
The three unwieldy story lines might even have daunted someone like David Lean. They utterly defeat director John Dahl, a director used to working in miniature"
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Aug 15, 2005
|
|
|
10%
|
House of D (2004) |
"
What could have been a funny and devastating portrait of a youth on the brink of adulthood instead devolves into not always convincing melodrama."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Apr 21, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
In My Country (2005) |
"
A disaster: well-meaning, but hopelessly trite, obvious, and condescending toward the very process it intends to celebrate."
—
Reel.com
Posted Mar 11, 2005
|
|
|
44%
|
The Jacket (2005) |
"
Where Maybury's direction is relentlessly stylish, screenwriter Massy Tadjedin's script sputters along from one unlikely scenario to the next."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Mar 9, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
Darkness (2004) |
"
This is one movie that's definitely dead on arrival."
—
Reel.com
Posted Jan 15, 2005
|
|
|
54%
|
P.S. (2004) |
"
What remains in the mind long after the film is over is an early, fevered sexual encounter between Linney and Grace's characters."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Nov 2, 2004
|
|
|
55%
|
Undertow (2004) |
"
The word thriller also implies some sort of suspense, but every time Green comes close to creating any, he undercuts it by focusing on mundane aspects of the boys' journey."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Nov 2, 2004
|
|
1/4
|
30%
|
The Alamo (2004) |
"
The film utterly fails at bringing history to life."
—
Reel.com
Posted Apr 9, 2004
|
|
|
43%
|
The Human Stain (2003) |
"
Perhaps it was only a matter of time before Hollywood made a serious drama in which Viagra plays a principal role."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Nov 4, 2003
|
|
|
34%
|
Wonderland (2003) |
"
The movie's blunt imagery emphasizes the horrific nature of the crime, but it also feels like Cox is bludgeoning the viewer."
—
FilmStew.com
Posted Oct 9, 2003
|
|
1/4
|
39%
|
Maid in Manhattan (2002) |
"
A predictable Cinderella story in the Pretty Woman /Working Girl mold that is undone by a preposterous plot and its stars' complete lack of chemistry."
—
Reel.com
Posted Dec 13, 2002
|
62%
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