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72%
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Bubble (2006) |
"
At times it's so mind-numbingly dull, it becomes funny. But it's not a feature film. I'm not really sure what it is."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 27, 2006
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61%
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The New World (2005) |
"
Watching The New World is like watching a snail cross an eight-lane highway."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 20, 2006
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51%
|
The Producers (2005) |
"
This isn't a movie. It's a Broadway musical captured on film."
—
CNN.com
Posted Dec 16, 2005
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88%
|
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) |
"
Frankly, the entire film felt like the cinematic version of Hamburger Helper -- too little meat trying to do too much."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 18, 2005
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61%
|
Jarhead (2005) |
"
As a study of one man's war experience, Jarhead has its moments. But if you want a great movie about the Gulf War, rent David O. Russell's Three Kings."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 4, 2005
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68%
|
North Country (2005) |
"
If you want to see good performances and cinematography wasted in a mediocre movie, that would be North Country."
—
CNN.com
Posted Oct 21, 2005
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6%
|
A Sound of Thunder (2005) |
"
Watching A Sound of Thunder could possibly lower your IQ into the single digits."
—
CNN.com
Posted Sep 2, 2005
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37%
|
The Brothers Grimm (2005) |
"
What we have here isn't a movie, it's a coffee-table book."
—
CNN.com
Posted Aug 26, 2005
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13%
|
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"
The storyline is so dumb and predictable it wouldn't have even made the grade for an episode of the original TV series."
—
CNN.com
Posted Aug 5, 2005
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34%
|
Must Love Dogs (2005) |
"
Calling it a dog is an insult to canines."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jul 29, 2005
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10%
|
House of D (2004) |
"
David Duchovny claims he wrote the screenplay for House of D in only six days. It shows."
—
CNN.com
Posted Apr 15, 2005
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20%
|
The Pacifier (2005) |
"
Without doubt the worst film of the year so far, The Pacifier is actually painful to watch."
—
CNN.com
Posted Mar 4, 2005
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13%
|
Hide and Seek (2005) |
"
Hide and Seek really isn't a suspense thriller at all. It's a mystery movie. It's always a mystery when highly talented people commit the time and effort to a film that is so obviously mediocre."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 28, 2005
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38%
|
Meet The Fockers (2004) |
"
[Hoffman and Streisand] make a wonderful team, but it's too bad the material isn't fresher and more worth their time and yours."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 15, 2005
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16%
|
Alexander (2004) |
"
A ponderous death march of a story that seemingly never ends."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 23, 2004
|
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56%
|
The Polar Express (2004) |
"
Those human characters in the film come across as downright ... well, creepy. So The Polar Express is at best disconcerting, and at worst, a wee bit horrifying."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 10, 2004
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7%
|
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"
It's just in time for Halloween, and it is a scary movie. Unfortunately it's supposed to be a comedy."
—
CNN.com
Posted Oct 22, 2004
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46%
|
Shall We Dance (2004) |
"
Its missteps turn the delicate footwork of the original into a clunky thud."
—
CNN.com
Posted Oct 15, 2004
|
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86%
|
Collateral (2004) |
"
A suspense thriller with little real suspense and few thrills."
—
CNN.com
Posted Aug 6, 2004
|
|
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60%
|
The Terminal (2004) |
"
The first 45 minutes or so are interesting, as we learn about Hanks' character and his unusual situation. Then the whole thing takes a nose dive and never recovers."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jun 17, 2004
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29%
|
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) |
"
A big, cheesy sci-fi flick tailor-made for a young male audience looking for things that go boom."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jun 11, 2004
|
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45%
|
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) |
"
I know disaster flicks rarely make a whole lot of sense, but this film seems to go out of its way to be stupid."
—
CNN.com
Posted May 27, 2004
|
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55%
|
Troy (2004) |
"
There is a lot of guts and glory here, but not a lot of heart."
—
CNN.com
Posted May 14, 2004
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18%
|
Laws of Attraction (2004) |
"
It tries to emulate the great Spencer Tracy-Katharine Hepburn classics, but ends up a pale copy."
—
CNN.com
Posted Apr 29, 2004
|
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41%
|
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"
It's way too tame for Smith's hardcore fans -- they'll probably hate every minute of it -- and not solid enough to draw new admirers."
—
CNN.com
Posted Mar 25, 2004
|
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14%
|
Welcome To Mooseport (2004) |
"
A tremendous waste of Academy Award-caliber talent."
—
CNN.com
Posted Feb 20, 2004
|
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44%
|
50 First Dates (2004) |
"
This pedestrian pic starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore never gets out of neutral, and should have been left in park -- back in the junkyard."
—
CNN.com
Posted Feb 12, 2004
|
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16%
|
The Big Bounce (2004) |
"
Director George Armitage and screenwriter Sebastian Gutierrez have managed to hit every wrong note possible with this heavy-handed tale ..."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 29, 2004
|
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33%
|
The Butterfly Effect (2004) |
"
Overwrought, over-the-top, ham-fisted potboiler."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 22, 2004
|
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11%
|
Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
"
It's perfect for parents looking for harmless entertainment to keep the young ones engaged during the holidays, but less than perfect for anyone else."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 21, 2003
|
|
|
36%
|
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) |
"
The special effects are spectacular, and the final attacks on Zion are amazing -- too long, but amazing. But the emotional impact of this movie is zilch."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 4, 2003
|
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|
7%
|
Gigli (2003) |
"
A huge waste of celluloid."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jul 31, 2003
|
|
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10%
|
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) |
"
If you think it's funny, you may just be 'special' too."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jun 13, 2003
|
|
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35%
|
The In-Laws (2003) |
"
One of those films where you can tell everyone had a great time making it, but most of the fun was left on the sound stage floor."
—
CNN.com
Posted May 23, 2003
|
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74%
|
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) |
"
Ultimately, all the razzle-dazzle becomes mind-numbingly repetitive and drains the film of any tension involving the main players."
—
CNN.com
Posted May 14, 2003
|
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31%
|
The Hunted (2003) |
"
The new psychological thriller The Hunted, proves once again that even performances by two Academy Award-winning actors -- in this case Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro -- can't save a misconceived, misguided project and a one-note premise."
—
CNN.com
Posted Mar 13, 2003
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34%
|
Bringing Down The House (2003) |
"
Diehard fans of any of these stars [Martin, Latifah, Levy, Plowright and White] may be amused -- the movie is, at times, an amusing diversion -- but most will probably find it wanting."
—
CNN.com
Posted Mar 6, 2003
|
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19%
|
The Life of David Gale (2003) |
"
Parker and screenwriter Charles Randolph throw plausibility to the wind at every turn, and every emotional moment feels contrived."
—
CNN.com
Posted Feb 21, 2003
|
|
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60%
|
Old School (2003) |
"
Old School doesn't even deserve to go to video and DVD. This film should go straight to landfill."
—
CNN.com
Posted Feb 20, 2003
|
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43%
|
The Recruit (2003) |
"
The Recruit is not a bad film, it's just not a very good one."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 30, 2003
|
|
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24%
|
A Guy Thing (2003) |
"
A classic case of a bad, bad movie happening to perfectly good actors."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jan 16, 2003
|
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27%
|
Analyze That (2002) |
"
De Niro and Crystal are capable of being a great comedic team, but just like any other actors they're only as good as the script -- and this one is decidedly underwelming."
—
CNN.com
Posted Dec 5, 2002
|
|
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59%
|
Die Another Day (2002) |
"
There's a heavy stench of 'been there, done that' hanging over the film. It's everything you'd expect -- but nothing more."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 22, 2002
|
|
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57%
|
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
"
There are no romance, no humor, ultimately nobody to care about in this oddly sterile movie."
—
CNN.com
Posted Nov 15, 2002
|
|
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33%
|
The Truth About Charlie (2002) |
"
No matter how you slice it, Mark Wahlberg and Thandie Newton are not Hepburn and Grant, two cinematic icons with chemistry galore."
—
CNN.com
Posted Oct 25, 2002
|
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5%
|
Swept Away (2002) |
"
Neither a rousing success nor a blinding embarrassment. Still, it just sits there like a side dish no one ordered."
—
CNN.com
Posted Oct 10, 2002
|
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41%
|
The Four Feathers (2002) |
"
Unfortunately, this epic saga, so grounded in Victorian manners, has not aged well."
—
CNN.com
Posted Sep 19, 2002
|
|
|
51%
|
Simone (S1m0ne) (2002) |
"
Simone is not a bad film. It just doesn't have anything really interesting to say."
—
CNN.com
Posted Aug 23, 2002
|
|
|
83%
|
Road to Perdition (2002) |
"
Feels strangely hollow at its emotional core."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jul 11, 2002
|
|
|
22%
|
Mr. Deeds (2002) |
"
If you're over 25, have an IQ over 90, and have a driver's license, you should be able to find better entertainment."
—
CNN.com
Posted Jun 27, 2002
|
62%
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