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Geoff Andrew

Geoff Andrew

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Biography:
Time Out film critic.
Publications:
Time Out , Time Out New York , Time Out Sydney
Total Reviews:
2935

Worst Reviewed Films

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—— El Mar (2003) " Too portentous, overheated, flashy, derivative and implausible for its own good." — Time Out
Posted May 12, 2008
83% $ (Dollars) (The Heist) (1971) " The comedy sits uneasily with the admittedly efficient action scenes, although at least here we have none of the usual Brooks sermonising to dilute the brew." — Time Out
Posted Apr 8, 2008
92% Hamlet (1948) " Despite winning several Oscars, Olivier's (condensed) version of Shakespeare's masterpiece makes for frustrating viewing." — Time Out
Posted Feb 20, 2008
88% Broken Flowers (2005) " The ending is sublime, a set piece that almost makes up for the overwhelming slightness of it all." — Time Out New York
Posted Aug 16, 2007
73% A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) " At heart it's a terribly anguished expression of rejection, loneliness and love. If only it knew when to stop." — Time Out
Posted Aug 16, 2007
54% The Good Shepherd (2006) " The film's watchable enough if you're indulgent of its flaws but at 167 minutes it does tax the patience." — Time Out
Posted Feb 15, 2007
81% Dial M for Murder (1954) " It all moves along in a rather efficient if lifeless fashion, with only John Williams shining as a canny police detective." — Time Out
Posted Jan 4, 2007
50% Wedding Director (Il Regista di Matrimoni) (2008) " The humour's less hit than miss, and a little of Castellitto's melancholia goes a very long way. Disappointing." — Time Out
Posted Nov 29, 2006
70% Day Night Day Night (2006) " Overly reliant on a weak lead performance, it drags so much that you're left almost wanting the bomb to go off." — Time Out
Posted Oct 30, 2006
86% Blow-Up (1966) " As often with Antonioni, a film riddled with moments of brilliance and scuppered by infuriating pretensions." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
48% XXX (2002) " If Dubya and Dick Cheney had made their very own post-9/11 patriotic propaganda movie for the teens they need as globalisation fodder, then this would be it." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
90% Serpico (1973) " Another problem, these days, is Pacino's characterisation; he seems at times more like a misplaced hippy than a plainclothes cop." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
79% Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983) " For all the praise heaped upon Oshima's admittedly ambitious film about East-West relations in the microcosm of a Japanese PoW camp during World War II, it's far less satisfactory than most of his earlier work." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
82% Cliffhanger (1993) " Fun for the undemanding, but Stallone's 'comeback' should have been much tighter." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
70% The Life of Emile Zola (1937) " Carefully mounted, well directed and acted, but basically the sort of well-meaning pap out of which Oscars are made." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
42% Don't Come Knocking (2006) " By the time we get to the point where the camera is endlessly circling Shepard sitting on a sofa in the middle of the street, it feels as if he and his director were making things up as they went along." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
91% Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942) " Raucous, vulgar, over long." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
19% Red Sonja (1985) " Worst of all, there's a charmless brat prince for Sonja to take under her wing." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
90% Midnight Cowboy (1969) " Outrageously overrated at the cynical end of the Swinging Sixties." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
86% Time After Time (1979) " After nearly two hours the tension has evaporated, and all that's left is a curdle of jokes and brutality." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
89% Leaving Las Vegas (1995) " It certainly has the courage of its convictions." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
81% Innerspace (1987) " While the anatomical special effects are imaginative enough, the manic rather than magical tone fails to achieve the sense of awe that made Fantastic Voyage -- clearly this film's inspiration -- so fascinating." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
80% The Assassination Bureau (1969) " None too witty black comedy." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
62% I Heart Huckabees (2004) " This feverish state-of-the-split-nation address finds Russell tossing everything that matters -- and more -- into the pot, and producing a pretty indigestible and very messy stew." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
6% Universal Soldier - The Return (1999) " Filling out and greying at the temples, Van Damme is far from convincing, even in the tedious fight sequences." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
86% The Road To Guantanamo (2006) " A few flaws undermine the moral, political and dramatic force of the filmmakers' 'argument.'" — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
81% Shadow of the Vampire (2000) " Intriguing, eccentric, sporadically entertaining tosh (but tosh all the same)." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
92% Minority Report (2002) " The fashionably fussy, funky veneer may convince some that the film's serious, but it's finally another chase pic, murky in detail, muddled in ideology and strangely predictable in dramatic thrust." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
63% The Running Man (1987) " Pretty warmed-over stuff, this future world of the terminal TV game shows, and director Glaser fails to muster much pace and punch." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
61% American Pie (1999) " A crude piece of work, spottily acted and directed." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
71% This Land Is Mine (1943) " One of his quietest and least startling." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
90% The Karate Kid (1984) " A surprise summer hit in the States, this is another film-making-by-numbers exercise in teenage wish-fulfilment." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
50% The Story of Marie and Julien (2003) " Far from bad, but academic and -- for once with this director -- overlong." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
38% John and Mary (1969) " Hoffman and Farrow awake to each other in a New York bed and interminably worry, via chat, fantasy, flashback and some trendy cultural reference, whether they should do it again." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
92% Pillow Talk (1959) " It often seems complacent and shallow." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
43% The Rules of Attraction (2002) " The leads and their accomplices look dead glam, but it's never clear whether their vacuity is a deliberate strategy. Certainly Avary's style seems all for instant gratification." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
68% Logan's Run (1976) " Fundamentally, this is just further proof of Hollywood's untiring ability to reduce all science fiction to its most feeble stereotypes." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
94% My Fair Lady (1964) " Hepburn is clearly awkward as the Cockney Eliza in the first half, and in general the adaptation is a little too reverential to really come alive." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
10% The Sandpiper (1965) " A truly dire romantic melodrama." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
47% The Bride of Re-Animator (1990) " The excessive blood-spurting gruesomeness and cartoonish stop-motion effects trivialise the horror and undercut the would-be black humour in this travestied sequel to Stuart Gordon's hugely enjoyable film." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
71% It Could Happen to You (1994) " Perez has a field day as Muriel, injecting a welcome note of good old-fashioned greed into what is otherwise a relentlessly edifying story." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
73% The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) " A sad product of its times." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
70% TRON (1982) " Tron never reaches a level of excitement commensurate with its effects budget." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
50% Dreams (1990) " Only during a final procession does the old Kurosawa magic get a brief look-in, but by then the hackneyed moralising and dramatic languor have ensured that, despite the well-meaning message, it's hard to care." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
71% Bringing Out the Dead (1999) " Of course, it's immaculately crafted and exhilaratingly paced, but in the end it's never as emotionally involving as it could and should be." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
96% The Princess Bride (1987) " The leads are vacuous; the absurdities sometimes forced and obvious." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
73% Tenebre (Unsane) (1982) " Unpleasant even by contemporary horror standards." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
80% Romper Stomper (1993) " The cheap 'message' of the ending fails to salvage a film that at best is well-meant but misguided, at worst, flashy and garbled." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
71% Return to Paradise (1998) " It's a painful prospect, to be sure, and Sheriff, in particular, insists he's no hero, but the next hour or so of handwringing conjures little suspense." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
15% Random Hearts (1999) " This might have been tailor-made by director Pollack to ease Ford into more straightforwardly romantic territory." — Time Out
Posted Jun 24, 2006
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