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1/5
|
43%
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American Reunion (2012) |
"
Please, God, tell me you're not going to waste your time and - more important - money on prepubescent jerk-off humor that reeks of comedic flopsweat and gender-insensitive sexual frustration. "
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CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 5, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
3%
|
Jack and Jill (2011) |
"
The saddest thing about Jack & Jill is that we allowed Adam Sandler to get to this point."
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CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 10, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Abduction (2011) |
"
Lautner appears as stiff and confused as a middle-school kid caught unprepared in the school play."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 22, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
Whatever jokes aren't utterly predictable or unfunny to begin with are ruined by Dennis Dugan's flatfooted direction."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 23, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Spy Next Door (2010) |
"
Everything about the movie is sub-sitcom level."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 13, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
There's something in the way that Old Dogs is brazenly, proudly lazy that makes it truly reprehensible"
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Nov 24, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) |
"
In a world in which The Hangover exists, there's no purpose to this movie whatsoever."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 24, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
An interminable series of gags based around the shrillest, most obvious characters imaginable."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Sep 4, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Miss March (2009) |
"
Miss March caters so heavily to its juvenile audience it forgets the actual humans who should have been at the center of the story."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
Fired Up (2009) |
"
It was the rampant homophobia, tossed in everywhere it didn't belong, that convinced me Fired Up! is just a hateful mess."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 18, 2009
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|
|
85%
|
Black Dynamite (2009) |
"
Unless you're seeing Black Dynamite with a slap-happy midnight movie crowd, the film's energy saps about halfway through and leaves you glumly anticipating the next obvious plot point."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 25, 2009
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|
|
67%
|
Che: Part One (The Argentine) (2009) |
"
The film marches along at its own disinterested pace, rarely explaining which moments might be important than others or even the roles of some key characters."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 2, 2008
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|
|
62%
|
Changeling (2008) |
"
A dressed-up period piece with nowhere to go, a cipher masquerading as a heartfelt piece of work."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 2, 2008
|
|
|
27%
|
What Happens in Vegas (2008) |
"
What Happens in Vegas is evidence that putting two attractive stars together onscreen is not enough to make a good, or even passable, 90 minutes of entertainment."
—
Film Journal International
Posted May 8, 2008
|
|
|
37%
|
Savage Grace (2007) |
"
So muddled and self-important that none of its characters, not even with Moore's ferocious performance, can take shape."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 1, 2008
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|
|
11%
|
Lake City (2008) |
"
Contrived and too serious for its own good, it's hard to imagine any distributor loving it so much they want to let the rest of the world see it."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 30, 2008
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|
|
30%
|
War, Inc. (2008) |
"
So lost within its own ideas of satire and its own ridiculous plot, War, Inc. never really figures out anything to say."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 30, 2008
|
|
|
30%
|
Chaos Theory (2008) |
"
Chaos may make for an interesting life experience, but onscreen it results in a messy and unfulfilling movie."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Apr 14, 2008
|
|
|
88%
|
Young@Heart (2007) |
"
Though the group members are hilarious and their stories effortlessly touching, the clumsy filmmaking and manipulative editing muddle what should have been a simple human story."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Apr 9, 2008
|
|
|
26%
|
Drillbit Taylor (2008) |
"
An uneven, stolidly traditional comedy."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Mar 21, 2008
|
|
|
48%
|
Run Fatboy Run (2007) |
"
Schwimmer just doesn't have the directorial wit to elevate the intermittently amusing script, and none of the cast seems dedicated enough to raise the bar either."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Mar 5, 2008
|
|
|
20%
|
Day Zero (2007) |
"
Presents characters as concepts rather than actual people, and deals much more with the theoretical consequences of war rather than the actual human toll."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Jan 22, 2008
|
|
|
81%
|
Great World of Sound (2007) |
"
Has its minor charms, but it never gets at the deeper, more interesting side of the fascinating world in which it's set."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Sep 12, 2007
|
|
|
37%
|
The Ten (2007) |
"
A slightly patchy tapestry that tickles about as much as it annoys, full of unexpected laughs but also some torturous dead spots."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Aug 1, 2007
|
|
|
60%
|
Gracie (2007) |
"
Gracie is no failure, but its mishmash of sports tropes and melodrama doesn't satisfy the way it could have."
—
Film Journal International
Posted May 31, 2007
|
|
|
49%
|
The Flying Scotsman (2006) |
"
Manages to be both an unsatisfying human drama and a confusing sports movie at the same time. Fans of both genres will be disappointed."
—
Film Journal International
Posted May 7, 2007
|
|
|
44%
|
In the Land of Women (2007) |
"
A lot of pop-music montages--great soundtrack, by the way--stand in for actual acting or directing, and there's not a single thing here that hasn't been done better before."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Apr 20, 2007
|
|
|
78%
|
Charlotte's Web (2006) |
"
Manages to snuff the spark that has made Charlotte's Web so beloved over the years."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Feb 6, 2007
|
|
|
49%
|
Candy (2006) |
"
Without real characters or a fresh take on drug addiction, Candy has little to recommend it for anyone who's seen The Basketball Diaries or Requiem for a Dream."
—
Film Journal International
Posted Feb 6, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
Project X (2012) |
"
With no narrative drive, characters to care about or stakes of any kind, Project X is so busy celebrating its own debauchery it never manages to make any of it look very fun or exciting. Who knew kids these days could be both so uninhibited and so boring?"
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 2, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
18%
|
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) |
"
Cage cuts loose with such campy abandon when he's supposed to be tormented that even Johnny Blaze seems to get this is going nowhere."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 17, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
The Three Musketeers (2011) |
"
Completely impossible to understand, a dumb movie that makes you feel dumb."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 21, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
35%
|
The Hangover Part II (2011) |
"
A soulless and badly unfunny retread of everything that worked the first time."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted May 24, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil (2011) |
"
It's one thing to make a mediocre film that panders to children, but another to post-convert the entire thing into unnecessary 3D, twisting the knife even further."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 29, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
38%
|
Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family (2011) |
"
Artistic growth is nothing compared to pleasing his built-in audience with the same sap and slapstick they've paid for nine times before."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Apr 21, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
21%
|
Gulliver's Travels (2010) |
"
It's not just weary parents who will get fed up with this one; kids will probably realize they've been duped too."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 23, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
10%
|
Little Fockers (2010) |
"
Everyone has turned into a gross caricature of a human being, either unbearably mean or lascivious or hammy to the point that you actively root for their demise."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 21, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
27%
|
Charlie St. Cloud (2010) |
"
It's like a friend you're not that fond of sobbing sloppily on your shoulder."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 29, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
9%
|
Marmaduke (2010) |
"
Basically a Saved By the Bell episode performed by talking animals."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jun 3, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
Long and spineless and ultimately grueling, it's like being shown five-minute clips from the greatest romances of all time, but in grainy YouTube quality."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 11, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
34%
|
The Wolfman (2010) |
"
A rambling, pseudo-Freudian house of horrors, with lots of things to jump out of us and look creepy but virtually nothing that's truly scary."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 10, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
7%
|
Post Grad (2009) |
"
A classic turkey, the kind of movie you'll look back on at the end of the year and realize you've forgotten about entirely."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Aug 21, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
14%
|
I Love You Beth Cooper (2009) |
"
I've got no sympathy for Panettiere, who dives into her first star vehicle with minimal charm or effort."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jul 8, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
34%
|
Knowing (2009) |
"
As Knowing gets increasingly preposterous, and Cage's stony deadpan acting seems even sillier in context, a kind of slack-jawed joy may overtake you. How on earth did this movie get made?"
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Mar 19, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
25%
|
Friday the 13th (2009) |
"
I have no idea what appeal anyone can find in this tired formula, especially when it's used so poorly here, 13 years after Scream parodied it so brilliantly."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 12, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
25%
|
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"
Takes the whole chick lit package, the candy colored dresses and the personal chauffeurs, to a ridiculous, intolerable new level."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Feb 12, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
28%
|
New In Town (2009) |
"
It takes a whole lot of chutzpah, and a real lack of imagination, to make a movie like New In Town in 2009."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 26, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Bride Wars (2009) |
"
Bride Wars takes every ugly stereotype about women and weddings and dumbs them down even further."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Jan 8, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
21%
|
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) |
"
The original 1951 film carried a timely anti-nuclear message, but this film wouldn't dare offend anyone by even mentioning the phrase "global warming.""
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Dec 9, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
16%
|
Max Payne (2008) |
"
A big nothing, not even hokey enough to watch for the sake of laughing at it."
—
CinemaBlend.com
Posted Oct 16, 2008
|
65%
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