|
1/5
|
——
|
Tau chut (The First 7th Night) (2009) |
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Independent
Posted Oct 28, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
38%
|
Monte Carlo (2011) |
"
A dull fantasy-farce of luxe hotel suites, hot guys and product-placement jewellery, a pretty unappetising mix that the film tries to justify at the end with some blather about Romanian orphanages."
—
Independent
Posted Oct 21, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Restless (2011) |
"
The downward curve of Gus Van Sant's career continues with this awful slice of morbid whimsy."
—
Independent
Posted Oct 21, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
The Three Musketeers (2011) |
"
A dead cert for a slot in the Top Ten Worst of 2011."
—
Independent
Posted Oct 14, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
51%
|
Perfect Sense (2012) |
—
Independent
Posted Oct 7, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
38%
|
Johnny English Reborn (2011) |
"
It lasts about 90 minutes, during which time I heard not a single laugh in the whole room."
—
Independent
Posted Oct 7, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
71%
|
Friends With Benefits (2011) |
"
You can tell this romantic comedy thinks it's a cut above from the way it keeps sniggering at the feebleness of other romantic comedies -- a risky strategy, as it turns out."
—
Independent
Posted Sep 9, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011) |
"
The mind boggles before being lulled into a stupor of inanition by this latest instalment of Robert Rodriguez's increasingly cheap-looking franchise."
—
Independent
Posted Aug 24, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
61%
|
Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011) |
"
I'm afraid my heart wasn't warmed by their tales of personal growth, and I can't forgive the cast for what they did to that Journey song."
—
Independent
Posted Aug 19, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Horrid Henry: The Movie () |
—
Independent
Posted Jul 29, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Zookeeper (2011) |
"
In which Kevin James yet again proves his absolute unfitness (in both senses) for the part of romantic comedy lead."
—
Independent
Posted Jul 29, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
67%
|
Hobo With a Shotgun (2011) |
"
It stomps over any notions of good taste and credibility after roughly five minutes."
—
Independent
Posted Jul 15, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
57%
|
Film socialisme (2011) |
"
Unimaginable tedium."
—
Independent
Posted Jul 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
56%
|
The Devil's Rock (2012) |
—
Independent
Posted Jul 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
35%
|
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
"
In which director Michael Bay perpetrates another junkyard fiasco that turns the volume up to 11 and the IQ to -1. "
—
Independent
Posted Jul 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
World of the Dead: The Zombie Diaries 2 (2011) |
—
Independent
Posted Jun 24, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Love's Kitchen (2011) |
—
Independent
Posted Jun 24, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Bad Teacher (2011) |
"
This is one of those comedies that terribly misjudges the reverse appeal of its central character."
—
Independent
Posted Jun 17, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Honey 2 (2012) |
—
Independent
Posted Jun 10, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
63%
|
Mammuth (2011) |
—
Independent
Posted Jun 3, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) |
"
The "stranger tides" of the title are nowhere apparent, it being merely the same clotted, nonsensical to-ing and fro-ing as before."
—
Independent
Posted May 20, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
59%
|
Vidal Sassoon: The Movie (2011) |
—
Independent
Posted May 20, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Arthur (2011) |
"
Arthur was no great shakes first time around; this Brand-new version is a full-on stinker."
—
Independent
Posted Apr 22, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Red Riding Hood (2011) |
"
Social and sexual tension is nil, thus making a perfect fit with the clawless drama."
—
Independent
Posted Apr 22, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Your Highness (2011) |
"
How the filmmakers managed to line up an A-list cast is baffling, because they've been handed the Lamest. Gags. Ever."
—
Independent
Posted Apr 15, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
The Bounty Hunter (2010) |
—
Independent
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
72%
|
The Adjustment Bureau (2011) |
"
As artistic endeavour this gives free will a bad name."
—
Independent
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
57%
|
Blooded () |
—
Independent
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
25%
|
Splintered (2012) |
—
Independent
Posted Apr 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Hop (2011) |
"
Flop would be closer."
—
Independent
Posted Apr 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Sucker Punch (2011) |
"
I don't doubt that Mr Snyder is possessed of an imagination; it's just that what he imagines is hackneyed, meretricious and boring."
—
Independent
Posted Apr 1, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Hall Pass (2011) |
"
Where once there was cheek and even a little edge, now there's just a desperate giggliness, which even 14-year-old boys would find embarrassing."
—
Independent
Posted Mar 11, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
68%
|
West Is West (2011) |
—
Independent
Posted Feb 25, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
The Rite (2011) |
"
The Devil may have all the best tunes, but this exorcism thriller won't count as one of his greatest gigs."
—
Independent
Posted Feb 25, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
46%
|
Hereafter (2010) |
"
It is sincere, well-meaning and, I'm sorry to say, quite transparent hokum."
—
Independent
Posted Feb 4, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
How Do You Know (2010) |
"
Instead of juicing it up with jokes, Brooks has inadvertently given us another story of the American condition, which is that of absolute and incorrigible self-centredness."
—
Independent
Posted Jan 28, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
67%
|
Honeymooner () |
—
Independent
Posted Jan 21, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
The Dilemma (2011) |
"
A comedy without laughs, and a drama without tension."
—
Independent
Posted Jan 21, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
17%
|
Travellers () |
—
Independent
Posted Jan 14, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
The Green Hornet (2011) |
"
A trashy superhero comedy (in yawnsome 3D) that tries to reproduce the innocent charm of its origins as a 1930s radio serial."
—
Independent
Posted Jan 14, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Fred: The Movie (2010) |
—
Independent
Posted Jan 12, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Little Fockers (2010) |
"
Third time out for the Meet the Parents franchise, and it's all but impossible to suppress a groan."
—
Independent
Posted Dec 31, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Chatroom (2011) |
—
Independent
Posted Dec 31, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
63%
|
Jackass 3-D (2010) |
"
This latest collection of stunts from Johnny Knoxville and his crew of masochistic nutters achieves at least one distinction: it showcases the most pointless use of 3D in movies."
—
Independent
Posted Nov 5, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
Mammoth (Mammut) (2009) |
—
Independent
Posted Nov 5, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
They don't suck as much as lame-brain parodists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer."
—
Independent
Posted Oct 15, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Charlie St. Cloud (2010) |
"
While the subject matter tends towards morbidity, the film-makers strive to divert us with many dappling sunsets, the blue of Ephron's eyes and a sappy melodrama that even 13-year-old girls might scoff at."
—
Independent
Posted Oct 8, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Life as We Know It (2010) |
"
"Life", in this context, is pushing it. How about instead "desperate contrivance that unites two people who thought they hated each other"?"
—
Independent
Posted Oct 8, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
Eat Pray Love (2010) |
"
On and on it goes, 140 minutes of tranquillising non-drama. Is there anything to wonder at in its journey to the centre of an ego?"
—
Independent
Posted Sep 24, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Why Did I Get Married Too (2010) |
"
Hopelessly inert and dreary."
—
Independent
Posted Sep 3, 2010
|
64%
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