|
0.5/4
|
12%
|
Creature (2011) |
"
Parents should have it on their Netflix instant queue, ready to buttress their "If you go to acting school, you COULD end up taking your clothes off for some hack for a movie like this.""
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 9, 2011
|
|
D
|
12%
|
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"
Sets animation back 30 years, musicals back 40 years and Judaism back at least 50."
—
Houston Chronicle
Posted Dec 27, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) |
"
I have no idea if they serve beer in hell. But I have some notion of what might be playing at the Hades AMC 20. It's I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, probably on a double bill with All About Steve."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 23, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
Gamer (2009) |
"
This was never going to be much, but it could have been more than this."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 4, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
All About Steve, an unfunny, annoying, badly written, badly acted comic fiasco, may be the worst movie in Bullock's career."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 2, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
The Final Destination (2009) |
"
It's not frightening in the least, with only a few amusing moments, a pedal-and-forehead-to-the-metal race track crash opener, and then you just keep time by counting off who survives the initial slaughter, who awaits death when "their turn" comes."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Aug 28, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
H2: Halloween II (2009) |
"
It's not even as scary as his Halloween remake, and that one was perfunctory, at best."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Aug 28, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
88%
|
Inglourious Basterds (2009) |
"
Inglourious is slow, dumb -- and in a first for QT in his cinema savant career -- incompetent."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Aug 19, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
The Collector (2009) |
"
The editing and camera work are self-consciously stylish, as if to say "We're better than this." But the human and moral components are shortchanged."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Jul 31, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
I Love You Beth Cooper (2009) |
"
A miscast and misjudged graduation-night comedy, Cooper occasionally -- only occasionally -- wanders into 'harmless.'"
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Jul 9, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
Is it the worst movie of the summer? Possibly. Will everybody see it? Probably."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Jun 23, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Hostel: Part II (2007) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Feel the Noise (2007) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
Tideland (2006) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
College Road Trip (2008) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
64%
|
The Eye (Gin gwai) (2002) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
A Sound of Thunder (2005) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Big Momma's House 2 (2006) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
The Brothers Solomon (2007) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
The Comebacks (2007) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
An American Haunting (2006) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
War (Rogue Assassin) (2007) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
The Grudge 2 (2006) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Love's Abiding Joy (2006) |
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Redline (2007) |
"
It's not so much a film as a cheesy garage calendar scantily-clad, over-made up "cheap" women as hood-ornaments."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted May 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Obsessed (2009) |
"
Whoever thought remaking Fatal Attraction as a PG-13 thriller was a good idea earns much of the blame for this laughably arch dud."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Apr 27, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Knowing (2009) |
"
The dizziness of it all might not have been so obvious had we not had a long prologue and a finale that climaxes with two or three anti-climaxes, a couple of them laugh-out-loud silly."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Mar 18, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Miss March (2009) |
"
This Playboy fantasy farce is one of those painful comedies in which the strain to be funny shows -- always."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Mar 11, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
25%
|
Friday the 13th (2009) |
"
For all its attempted jolts, it's not all that scary. The genre is reduced to 'Who gets it next and how?' and never for a second makes us care."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Feb 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
56%
|
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) |
"
The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Jan 20, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
46%
|
Hotel for Dogs (2009) |
"
A laughless, gadget-geared and poop-obsessed kid comedy based on a Lois Duncan book, it will sorely test any parent hoping to have a few laughs with the kids and make it home without a side trip to the Humane Society."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Jan 14, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
The movie's not very good, but there are ideas, good and bad, in its execution that are worth mulling over."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Jan 9, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Delgo (2008) |
"
The animation's not bad. But the staggeringly complicated Tolkien-C.S. Lewis setting, the reptilian leads and the faded fairy-tale plot skewer poor Delgo before we have a chance to figure out what's going on here and why."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Dec 11, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Punisher: War Zone (2008) |
"
Bodily fluids and the sounds they generate are a big part of this gory and wholly unsatisfying slasher film."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Dec 3, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"
The director of the third Transporter movie has given himself the name 'Olivier Megaton.' Too easy, you say? Very well. Make your own 'bomb' joke."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Nov 25, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Saw V (2008) |
"
Saw V utterly mimics the original film's formula -- that awful basement, those cops chasing clues in what we assume to be the same time-frame, those awful devices of death."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Oct 24, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
An American Carol (2008) |
"
It's a polemic, a screed, a combination comic rant and sentimental flag-waver that doesn't work as either."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Oct 6, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
National Lampoon Presents RoboDoc (2008) |
"
A stumbling satire of a malpractice-marred medical profession, Robodoc has a sitcom-trained cast that should be able to land the one-liners. What's missing are the one-liners."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 24, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
Forever Strong (2008) |
"
The whole package here is warmed-over mush from a hundred other sports movies, a tale padded out with game footage, training sequences, absurd coincidences, life lessons that teach nothing and wasted casting."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 24, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
My Best Friend's Girl (2008) |
"
Isolated bits don't add up to much here."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 19, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
College (2008) |
"
A raunchy comedy that plays like a Superbad without the smarts, the heart, the originality or the laughs."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Sep 11, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Hell Ride (2008) |
"
Does it count against you when you actually set out to make an awful movie? It should."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Aug 8, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"
The action beats are the same as the earlier Mummys -- with planes, guns, digital creatures and vast armies of the risen-dead having at it. The missing ingredient here seems to be the fun."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Aug 1, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
88 Minutes (2008) |
"
Markedly un-thrilling."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Apr 18, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008) |
"
A cynical attempt to sucker Christian conservatives into thinking they're losing the 'intelligent design' debate because of academic 'prejudice.'"
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Apr 16, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Prom Night (2008) |
"
Prom night is a night you're supposed to treasure, or at least remember 'forever.' This one is forgotten by the time you throw your empty popcorn bucket into the trash cans conveniently located near the exits on your way out."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Apr 11, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
51%
|
CJ7 (2008) |
"
China has a lot to answer for these days -- unsafe food exports, unsafe toys, Tibet. And now CJ7."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Apr 11, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
Superhero Movie (2008) |
"
It's a movie for the inner 9 year old in us all. That's the age that most people move on from flatulence jokes, and sniggering whenever they hear the 's' or 'f' words."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Mar 28, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
Meet The Browns (2008) |
"
Whatever progress the man was making, Browns is a Madea-sized big fat step backward."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Mar 24, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
Doomsday (2008) |
"
Imagine the first serious competition to the Deutsche dummkopf Uwe Boll as "worst director" working today, thanks to this mad and maddening mash-up genre picture."
—
Orlando Sentinel
Posted Mar 14, 2008
|
62%
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