Rotten D
| Rotten 13%
| Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) | "
Sets animation back 30 years, musicals back 40 years and Judaism back at least 50." — Houston Chronicle Posted Dec 27, 2002 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 24%
| I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) | "
I have no idea if they serve beer in hell. But I have some notion of what might be playing at the Hades AMC 20. It's I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, probably on a double bill with All About Steve." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 30%
| Gamer (2009) | "
This was never going to be much, but it could have been more than this." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 4, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 6%
| All About Steve (2009) | "
All About Steve, an unfunny, annoying, badly written, badly acted comic fiasco, may be the worst movie in Bullock's career." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 2, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 29%
| The Final Destination (2009) | "
It's not frightening in the least, with only a few amusing moments, a pedal-and-forehead-to-the-metal race track crash opener, and then you just keep time by counting off who survives the initial slaughter, who awaits death when "their turn" comes." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Aug 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| Halloween II (2009) | "
It's not even as scary as his Halloween remake, and that one was perfunctory, at best." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Aug 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 88%
| Inglourious Basterds (2009) | "
Inglourious is slow, dumb -- and in a first for QT in his cinema savant career -- incompetent." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Aug 19, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 26%
| The Collector (2009) | "
The editing and camera work are self-consciously stylish, as if to say "We're better than this." But the human and moral components are shortchanged." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jul 31, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) | "
A miscast and misjudged graduation-night comedy, Cooper occasionally -- only occasionally -- wanders into 'harmless.'" — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jul 9, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
Is it the worst movie of the summer? Possibly. Will everybody see it? Probably." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jun 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 19%
| Obsessed (2009) | "
Whoever thought remaking Fatal Attraction as a PG-13 thriller was a good idea earns much of the blame for this laughably arch dud." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Apr 27, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 33%
| Knowing (2009) | "
The dizziness of it all might not have been so obvious had we not had a long prologue and a finale that climaxes with two or three anti-climaxes, a couple of them laugh-out-loud silly." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Mar 18, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 4%
| Miss March (2009) | "
This Playboy fantasy farce is one of those painful comedies in which the strain to be funny shows -- always." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Mar 11, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 25%
| Friday the 13th (2009) | "
For all its attempted jolts, it's not all that scary. The genre is reduced to 'Who gets it next and how?' and never for a second makes us care." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Feb 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 55%
| My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) | "
The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jan 20, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 46%
| Hotel for Dogs (2009) | "
A laughless, gadget-geared and poop-obsessed kid comedy based on a Lois Duncan book, it will sorely test any parent hoping to have a few laughs with the kids and make it home without a side trip to the Humane Society." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jan 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 12%
| The Unborn (2009) | "
The movie's not very good, but there are ideas, good and bad, in its execution that are worth mulling over." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jan 9, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| College Road Trip (2008) |
Click here to read article — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Delgo (2008) | "
The animation's not bad. But the staggeringly complicated Tolkien-C.S. Lewis setting, the reptilian leads and the faded fairy-tale plot skewer poor Delgo before we have a chance to figure out what's going on here and why." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Dec 11, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 26%
| Punisher: War Zone (2008) | "
Bodily fluids and the sounds they generate are a big part of this gory and wholly unsatisfying slasher film." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Dec 3, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 38%
| Transporter 3 (2008) | "
The director of the third Transporter movie has given himself the name 'Olivier Megaton.' Too easy, you say? Very well. Make your own 'bomb' joke." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Nov 25, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| Saw V (2008) | "
Saw V utterly mimics the original film's formula -- that awful basement, those cops chasing clues in what we assume to be the same time-frame, those awful devices of death." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Oct 24, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| An American Carol (2008) | "
It's a polemic, a screed, a combination comic rant and sentimental flag-waver that doesn't work as either." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Oct 6, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | National Lampoon Presents - Robodoc (2008) | "
A stumbling satire of a malpractice-marred medical profession, Robodoc has a sitcom-trained cast that should be able to land the one-liners. What's missing are the one-liners." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 24, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 33%
| Forever Strong (2008) | "
The whole package here is warmed-over mush from a hundred other sports movies, a tale padded out with game footage, training sequences, absurd coincidences, life lessons that teach nothing and wasted casting." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 24, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| My Best Friend's Girl (2008) | "
Isolated bits don't add up to much here." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 19, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 5%
| College (2008) | "
A raunchy comedy that plays like a Superbad without the smarts, the heart, the originality or the laughs." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Sep 11, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 11%
| Hell Ride (2008) | "
Does it count against you when you actually set out to make an awful movie? It should." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Aug 8, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) | "
The action beats are the same as the earlier Mummys -- with planes, guns, digital creatures and vast armies of the risen-dead having at it. The missing ingredient here seems to be the fun." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Aug 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 5%
| 88 Minutes (2008) | "
Markedly un-thrilling." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Apr 18, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 10%
| Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008) | "
A cynical attempt to sucker Christian conservatives into thinking they're losing the 'intelligent design' debate because of academic 'prejudice.'" — Orlando Sentinel Posted Apr 16, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 9%
| Prom Night (2008) | "
Prom night is a night you're supposed to treasure, or at least remember 'forever.' This one is forgotten by the time you throw your empty popcorn bucket into the trash cans conveniently located near the exits on your way out." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Apr 11, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 49%
| CJ7 (2008) | "
China has a lot to answer for these days -- unsafe food exports, unsafe toys, Tibet. And now CJ7." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Apr 11, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| Superhero Movie! (2008) | "
It's a movie for the inner 9 year old in us all. That's the age that most people move on from flatulence jokes, and sniggering whenever they hear the 's' or 'f' words." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Mar 28, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 29%
| Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008) | "
Whatever progress the man was making, Browns is a Madea-sized big fat step backward." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Mar 24, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Doomsday (2008) | "
Imagine the first serious competition to the Deutsche dummkopf Uwe Boll as "worst director" working today, thanks to this mad and maddening mash-up genre picture." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Mar 14, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| The Eye (2008) | "
Seeing isn't believing." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Feb 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 2%
| Meet the Spartans (2008) | "
Speaking of YouTube, let me save you 65 minutes. Go to the website, type in United 300, and see a far funnier, far more clever 300 spoof that's only five minutes long. From last spring." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Jan 25, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 44%
| Hostel: Part II (2007) |
Click here to read article — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Feel the Noise (2007) |
Click here to read article — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| The Brothers Solomon (2007) |
Click here to read article — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 10%
| The Comebacks (2007) |
Click here to read article — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| War (2007) |
Click here to read article — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| Redline (2007) | "
It's not so much a film as a cheesy garage calendar scantily-clad, over-made up "cheap" women as hood-ornaments." — Orlando Sentinel Posted May 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Asylum (2007) | "
[An] utterly inept follow-up horror of a horror film by Snakes [on a Plane] director David R. Ellis." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Dec 20, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| Mama's Boy (2007) | "
When the writer's this far off, the actors and the audience pay the price." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Nov 29, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 72%
| Stephen King's The Mist (2007) | "
It's laughable, and not in the good way." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Nov 21, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| Hitman (2007) | "
A Bourne knock-off, and not a very good one at that." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Nov 20, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 36%
| Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007) | "
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium truly does inspire wonder. As in, 'Wonder why they made this? Wonder what they were thinking?'" — Orlando Sentinel Posted Nov 15, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 34%
| P2 (2007) | "
[A] miscast, misdirected botch of a can't-miss plot." — Orlando Sentinel Posted Nov 9, 2007 |
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