Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 4%
| Dirty Love (2005) | "
Even by the standards of its bottom-feeding genre, Dirty Love clings to the gutter like a rat in garbage." Posted Sep 23, 2005 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 1%
| Alone in the Dark (2005) | "
This horror film, spun off from an old Atari video game, is so inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash." Posted Jan 27, 2005 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 49%
| Hearts in Atlantis (2001) | "
A nostalgic fiasco so shameless it makes movies like Simon Birch and Frequency seem as austere as the work of Robert Bresson." Posted Sep 28, 2001 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 15%
| Dracula 2000 (2000) | "
A thudding, suspense-free montage of unshocking shock effects and more severed heads than toppled during the French Revolution." Posted Dec 24, 2000 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 13%
| Whipped (2000) | "
The dirty talk is so painfully forced and emphatic it lacks any comic spontaneity." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 10%
| Slackers (2002) | "
So lazy and slipshod it confuses the mere flashing of kinky soft-core imagery with naughty fun." Posted Jan 31, 2002 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 37%
| Beautiful Creatures (2001) | "
Loathsome as any mindless, blood-drenched Hollywood action-adventure yarn." Posted Apr 6, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 42%
| The Amati Girls (2001) |
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Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 19%
| The Next Best Thing (2000) | "
The moment the movie loses its lighthearted spirit is the moment it loses touch with reality." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 13%
| Screwed (2000) | "
Danny DeVito is the only cast member who succeeds in making something out of the movie's nothing of a screenplay." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 16%
| The Art of War (2000) | "
Ludicrous, impenetrable and headache-inducing: the newest Wesley Snipes film, The Art of War, is all that and more." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 26%
| Bait (2000) | "
Numbingly incoherent." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| Beautiful (2000) | "
The movie is so nasty to its mostly female characters that it feels harshly misogynist." Posted Jan 1, 2000 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 33%
| Ice from the Sun (1999) |
Click here to read article Posted May 10, 2001 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 9%
| The Pest (1997) | "
When Mr. Leguizamo isn't doing third-rate ethnic parody, he is wallowing in scatological jokes that are so poorly prepared and executed that they make similar antics by Mr. Carrey play like classic routines." Posted Aug 30, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 46%
| Everybody's Fine (2009) | "
False to the core." Posted Dec 4, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 6%
| Old Dogs (2009) | "
This imbecilic, mean-spirited farce, which sneers at adults, leaves you wondering: where are the Three Stooges when we really need them?" Posted Nov 25, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| The Fourth Kind (2009) | "
May be humorless, paranoid nonsense, but its biggest failure is its inability to scare." Posted Nov 6, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) | "
A mediocre gross out movie that barely pushes the envelope." Posted Sep 25, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 23%
| Sorority Row (2009) | "
Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup." Posted Sep 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| I Hate Valentine's Day (2009) | "
You might blame Nora Ephron, whose screenplay for When Harry Met Sally established the formula that I Hate Valentine’s Day runs into the ground. Compared with this, Ms. Ephron is Chekhov." Posted Jul 3, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| The Skeptic (2009) | "
I'll take a bunch of teenagers terrorized by chain-saw-wielding zombies any day." Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 19%
| Obsessed (2009) | "
Obsessed, a clanking, low-rent imitation of Fatal Attraction, lacks both the original film’s imagination and moral ambiguity." Posted Apr 27, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| New in Town (2009) | "
The flat romantic comedy New in Town has no idea of how to play its cards." Posted Jan 30, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 21%
| Passengers (2008) | "
Passengers is a supernatural thriller so mechanically inept and lacking in suspense that it doesn't even pass muster as lowbrow Halloween-ready entertainment." Posted Oct 30, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) | "
The third installment of the Mummy franchise, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, is by far the weakest." Posted Aug 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 12%
| Slow Burn (2007) | Slow Burn is a wooden police thriller that is as dull as it is impenetrable and ultimately beyond ludicrous. Posted Apr 16, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 11%
| The Architect (2006) | ... much of what's on the screen feels like a creaky, tone-deaf classroom exercise in mechanical contrivance. Posted Nov 30, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 26%
| The Omen (2006) | When all else fails, pump up the thunder and lightning. That seems to be an operating principle behind the supremely unnecessary remake of the 1976 horror fest. Posted Jun 6, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| Perception (2006) | If it weren't for the fact that several of its characters die, Irving Schwartz's twisted, laugh-free comedy Perception might be the pilot episode of a low-rent imitation of the television series Arrested Development. Posted Jan 19, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 38%
| A Good Woman (2005) | This misbegotten adaptation of Oscar Wildes 1892 comedy Lady Windermeres Fan lacks Wilde's high-toned repartee. Posted Feb 2, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 30%
| Waiting... (2005) | A witless farce about working at a chain restaurant that belongs in a circle of gross-out hell somewhere below Porky's and slightly above Jenny McCarthy's Dirty Love. Posted Oct 6, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 53%
| MirrorMask (2005) | "
If MirrorMask is a marvel of visual ingenuity, its monochromatic panoramas are too busy and flat to yield an illusion of depth or to convey a feeling of characters moving in space." Posted Sep 29, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 63%
| Saint Ralph (2005) | "
This crude, inspirational tear-jerker is as sweet as a bowl of instant oatmeal smothered in molasses." Posted Aug 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 4%
| Modigliani (2005) | "
The best and maybe the only use to be made of the catastrophic screen biography Modigliani is to serve as a textbook outline of how not to film the life of a legendary artist." Posted Jun 30, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 5%
| The Perfect Man (2005) | "
The flimsy new Hilary Duff comedy toys with the notion of mother-daughter role reversal." Posted Jun 16, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 4%
| The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005) | "
How bad could a movie be that features talent as serious as Robert De Niro, Kathy Bates, Gabriel Byrne, Harvey Keitel, F. Murray Abraham and Geraldine Chaplin? That bad, alas." Posted Jun 13, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 29%
| Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005) | "
There's no escaping that Dominion is finally an act of commercial scavenging." Posted May 19, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 2%
| King's Ransom (2005) | "
The desperately unfunny kidnapping farce King's Ransom is the cinematic equivalent of trampled chewing gum on a subway platform." Posted Apr 25, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 40%
| D.E.B.S. (2005) | "
A heat-free pseudo-lesbian spoof of Charlie's Angels by way of Heathers." Posted Mar 24, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 35%
| Hostage (2005) | "
A pile of blood-soaked toxic waste dumped onto the screen in an attempt to salvage Bruce Willis's fading career as an action hero." Posted Mar 10, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 80%
| Dear Frankie (2005) | "
A fraudulent yarn riddled with plot holes and improbabilities and topped by a cynical final twist that pulls the rug out from under the story." Posted Mar 3, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 51%
| Côte d'Azur (2004) | "
Watching the featherweight French farce Côte d'Azur provides the oxymoronic sensation of looking at a pornographic movie with no real sex." Posted Sep 9, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 29%
| Flight of the Phoenix (2004) | "
A moth-eaten stranded-in- the-desert yarn so manipulative that the involuntary jolts of adrenaline it produces make you feel like a fool." Posted Dec 16, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Straight - Jacket (2004) | This featherweight spoof of closeted, Red-baiting Hollywood in the mid-1950's is played as such an exaggerated cartoon that its political outrage is dissipated by its stridency. Posted Dec 13, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| L.A. Twister (2004) | "
The barely watchable buddy comedy L.A. Twister is so sloppily put together it bungles its recycled movie-within-a-movie conceit." Posted Dec 9, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 43%
| National Treasure (2004) | "
With its ludicrous frisson of patriotism and a nod to The Da Vinci Code, a more cynical grab for Hollywood gold is hard to imagine." Posted Nov 18, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 19%
| After the Sunset (2004) | "
Pierce Brosnan and Salma Hayek play partners-in-crime in a jewel-heist frolic so stale it feels like a retread of a retread." Posted Nov 11, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| Without A Paddle (2004) | "
The homosexual panic instilled by Deliverance fuels the running joke driving the uneasy laughs evoked by this loathsome comedy." Posted Aug 19, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 22%
| Little Black Book (2004) | "
Offering few laughs and a climactic scene of breathtaking cruelty, this sour comedy draws you against your will into its malignant force field." Posted Aug 5, 2004 |
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