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TIM BRAYTON

Agrees with the Tomatometer 83% of the time.

Publications: Antagony & Ecstasy, Film Threat

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 773

Location: Chicago, IL

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Rotten
0/10

N/A

Zombie Lake (1980)

" There is at least a small possibility that Zombie Lake is the worst film I have ever seen." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 20, 2007

Rotten
0/10

Rotten
15%

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)

" A motion picture whose awfulness can hardly be imagined on a human scale." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 16, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
36%

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

" A bit like having pieces of metal thrown at your face in a wind tunnel." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Aug 12, 2009

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
20%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

" Shrieking and ugly and tedious and soft-headed, not even giving the thin comfort of being hilariously bad." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jun 25, 2009

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
15%

The Spirit (2008)

" It's not just that it's obvious from the train wreck onscreen that Miller hasn't ever truly directed a movie before; it's hard to tell if he's ever even seen a movie before." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Dec 31, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
5%

88 Minutes (2008)

" One of the absolutely stupidest mysteries ever to receive studio financing and a legitimate theatrical release in this country." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Apr 27, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
9%

Prom Night (2008)

" Director Nelson McCormick has assembled a fairly valuable compendium of almost every kind of false scare known to exist." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Apr 15, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
0%

Strange Wilderness (2008)

" Slinks its way in and out of theaters without leaving any trace of its passage besides a distinct tang in the air of flop sweat and sorrow." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Feb 7, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
8%

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

" There is nothing about this film that's even a bit redeeming, and so much that's so utterly wrong that whenever you think "it can't get any worse than this moment", you are proven incorrect." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jan 12, 2009

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
13%

Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

" A worse AVP film than the first one just couldn't be made. Except that, impossibly, it has." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jan 1, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
17%

Dead Silence (2007)

" It's awful. It eats your soul, it's so awful." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 27, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
29%

Next (2007)

" A truly great bad film, one for future generations to ponder and consider and then turn away." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 14, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
7%

Captivity (2007)

" Even in the fetid swamp of the torture porn genre, it stands out as a particularly awful movie." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
25%

Saw III (2006)

" Nihilistic, amoral, self-congratulatory wanking." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 27, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
10%

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

" Provides the Halloween franchise with a clear, objective Worst Movie Of The Series...a virtually flawless collection of all the things that can make a slasher film unwatchable." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 1, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
21%

Jason X (2002)

" This film manages the extraordinary, almost mythological feat of surpassing all that came before it to stand proud as the worst of all ten Friday the 13th movies." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
50%

Uncle Sam (1996)

" The worst of everything in the slasher subgenre consolidated into 89 endless minutes." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jul 5, 2009

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
4%

Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1996)

" The series' nadir...nothing but a delivery system for murder and half-glimpses of naked women." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Aug 20, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
15%

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

" Not just a complete failure as a sequel, it's one of the five or ten worst films from the whole of the 1990s." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jun 23, 2008

Rotten
1/10

N/A

Zombie 4: After Death (1988)

" Overall, there's the sense that nothing went right at any point during the shoot. I urge you all to rent it at the first conceivable opportunity." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Apr 19, 2008

Rotten
1/10

N/A

Zombi 3 (1988)

" If the phrase "extraordinarily bad" was ever fated to be applied to a movie, that movie is Zombi 3." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Apr 13, 2008

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
13%

Friday the 13th - Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)

" This is not a fun stupid movie. This is a stupid movie that makes me want to claw my skin off." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
1/10

Rotten
13%

Friday the 13th - Part 3 (1982)

" So appallingly, overwhelmingly stupid that it is stupid even by the standards of the Friday the 13th franchise." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 14, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
15%

Year One (2009)

" About as funny as watching Black and Cera darning socks. No, I take that back, I think either of those men could make darning socks look pretty amusing." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jun 23, 2009

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
44%

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)

" Atrociously dumb." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted May 28, 2009

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
13%

Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

" I am no expert in the field of Dragon Ball. However... the first live-action, English-language film in the franchise is absolutely insipid." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Apr 18, 2009

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
32%

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

" The prequel is what's left when the shallow pleasures of the first two films have been boiled away, leaving only their worst elements behind." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jan 27, 2009

Rotten
2/10

Fresh
64%

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008)

" Contemptible awards-bait... The Holocaust deserves far more than this prim Masterpiece Theater treatment." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Nov 12, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
9%

Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

" Would that the film were a tenth as deliciously bad as its title." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 9, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
14%

The Love Guru (2008)

" Despite its already toxic reputation, it has probably 12 or 18 gags that really work...[but] while some of the jokes click, most of the jokes that fail, fail apocalyptically." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jun 23, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
18%

The Happening (2008)

" Other than its ripe possibility for mockery, I cannot think of anything that makes the film really worthwhile." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jun 18, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
46%

The Ruins (2008)

" There's really nothing in the film of any entertainment value, not even the inadvertent sort." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Apr 8, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
50%

Penelope (2008)

" Produced according to a formula for squeezing the maximum amount of cloying charm out of the minimum investment." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Mar 7, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
4%

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)

" Like all Uwe Boll films, it is terrible. Sadly, it is perhaps not terrible enough." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Jan 14, 2008

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
18%

Saw IV (2007)

" Perfunctory and confusing and needlessly over-plotty...but somewhat better-constructed and significantly less morally outrageous than at the very least Saw III." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Oct 31, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
8%

The Number 23 (2007)

" So much cascading hatred for the audience runs through the flickering images of this film!" — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 27, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
5%

Good Luck Chuck (2007)

" Only a truly unhappy, crabbed mind could possibly imagine most of these jokes." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 24, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
24%

Evan Almighty (2007)

" Unapologetically, aggressively unfunny." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
7%

License To Wed (2007)

" It's not quite as bad as some would have it (it will not, for example, kill puppies), but it is really very horrible." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
20%

Rush Hour 3 (2007)

" Proves that $25 million does not buy a good, or even bearable performance." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
35%

Saw II (2005)

" Quite hideous." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 27, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
8%

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

" I have seen many stupid movies in my life. But [this] would still count among the stupidest, had I seen twice a many movies in half again as many genres." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Aug 2, 2009

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
33%

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

" Aimless, overlong, confusing, and in possession of plot holes large enough to land a fighter plane on." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
9%

Friday the 13th - Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

" An inscrutable narrative that pukes its way across an unforgivably long 100 minutes." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
25%

A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - The Dream Child (1989)

" When a movie gives up before the one-minute mark, you know you're in for a long haul." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
20%

Sleepaway Camp 2 - Unhappy Campers (1988)

" If your main reason for seeing a movie is a big quantity of corpses, then Unhappy Campers is right up your alley." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Aug 30, 2009

Rotten
2/10

Rotten
52%

Friday the 13th - Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)

" It's kind of a nice film, and nice exploitation films are nobody's idea of a good time." — Antagony & Ecstasy

Posted Sep 12, 2007
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