Rotten 0/10
| N/A | Zombie Lake (1980) | "
There is at least a small possibility that Zombie Lake is the worst film I have ever seen." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 20, 2007 |
Rotten 0/10
| Rotten 15%
| Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) | "
A motion picture whose awfulness can hardly be imagined on a human scale." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 16, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 36%
| G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) | "
A bit like having pieces of metal thrown at your face in a wind tunnel." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Aug 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 20%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
Shrieking and ugly and tedious and soft-headed, not even giving the thin comfort of being hilariously bad." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jun 25, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 15%
| The Spirit (2008) | "
It's not just that it's obvious from the train wreck onscreen that Miller hasn't ever truly directed a movie before; it's hard to tell if he's ever even seen a movie before." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Dec 31, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 5%
| 88 Minutes (2008) | "
One of the absolutely stupidest mysteries ever to receive studio financing and a legitimate theatrical release in this country." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Apr 27, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 9%
| Prom Night (2008) | "
Director Nelson McCormick has assembled a fairly valuable compendium of almost every kind of false scare known to exist." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Apr 15, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 0%
| Strange Wilderness (2008) | "
Slinks its way in and out of theaters without leaving any trace of its passage besides a distinct tang in the air of flop sweat and sorrow." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Feb 7, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 8%
| I Know Who Killed Me (2007) | "
There is nothing about this film that's even a bit redeeming, and so much that's so utterly wrong that whenever you think "it can't get any worse than this moment", you are proven incorrect." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jan 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 13%
| Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) | "
A worse AVP film than the first one just couldn't be made. Except that, impossibly, it has." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jan 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 17%
| Dead Silence (2007) | "
It's awful. It eats your soul, it's so awful." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 27, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 29%
| Next (2007) | "
A truly great bad film, one for future generations to ponder and consider and then turn away." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 14, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 7%
| Captivity (2007) | "
Even in the fetid swamp of the torture porn genre, it stands out as a particularly awful movie." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 25%
| Saw III (2006) | "
Nihilistic, amoral, self-congratulatory wanking." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 27, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 10%
| Halloween: Resurrection (2002) | "
Provides the Halloween franchise with a clear, objective Worst Movie Of The Series...a virtually flawless collection of all the things that can make a slasher film unwatchable." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 21%
| Jason X (2002) | "
This film manages the extraordinary, almost mythological feat of surpassing all that came before it to stand proud as the worst of all ten Friday the 13th movies." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 50%
| Uncle Sam (1996) | "
The worst of everything in the slasher subgenre consolidated into 89 endless minutes." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jul 5, 2009 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 4%
| Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1996) | "
The series' nadir...nothing but a delivery system for murder and half-glimpses of naked women." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Aug 20, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 15%
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) | "
Not just a complete failure as a sequel, it's one of the five or ten worst films from the whole of the 1990s." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jun 23, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| N/A | Zombie 4: After Death (1988) | "
Overall, there's the sense that nothing went right at any point during the shoot. I urge you all to rent it at the first conceivable opportunity." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Apr 19, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| N/A | Zombi 3 (1988) | "
If the phrase "extraordinarily bad" was ever fated to be applied to a movie, that movie is Zombi 3." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Apr 13, 2008 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 13%
| Friday the 13th - Part 5: A New Beginning (1985) | "
This is not a fun stupid movie. This is a stupid movie that makes me want to claw my skin off." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 1/10
| Rotten 13%
| Friday the 13th - Part 3 (1982) | "
So appallingly, overwhelmingly stupid that it is stupid even by the standards of the Friday the 13th franchise." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 14, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 15%
| Year One (2009) | "
About as funny as watching Black and Cera darning socks. No, I take that back, I think either of those men could make darning socks look pretty amusing." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jun 23, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 44%
| Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) | "
Atrociously dumb." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted May 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 13%
| Dragonball: Evolution (2009) | "
I am no expert in the field of Dragon Ball. However... the first live-action, English-language film in the franchise is absolutely insipid." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Apr 18, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 32%
| Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) | "
The prequel is what's left when the shallow pleasures of the first two films have been boiled away, leaving only their worst elements behind." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jan 27, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Fresh 64%
| The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008) | "
Contemptible awards-bait... The Holocaust deserves far more than this prim Masterpiece Theater treatment." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Nov 12, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 9%
| Bangkok Dangerous (2008) | "
Would that the film were a tenth as deliciously bad as its title." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 9, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 14%
| The Love Guru (2008) | "
Despite its already toxic reputation, it has probably 12 or 18 gags that really work...[but] while some of the jokes click, most of the jokes that fail, fail apocalyptically." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jun 23, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 18%
| The Happening (2008) | "
Other than its ripe possibility for mockery, I cannot think of anything that makes the film really worthwhile." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jun 18, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 46%
| The Ruins (2008) | "
There's really nothing in the film of any entertainment value, not even the inadvertent sort." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Apr 8, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 50%
| Penelope (2008) | "
Produced according to a formula for squeezing the maximum amount of cloying charm out of the minimum investment." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Mar 7, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 4%
| In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008) | "
Like all Uwe Boll films, it is terrible. Sadly, it is perhaps not terrible enough." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Jan 14, 2008 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 18%
| Saw IV (2007) | "
Perfunctory and confusing and needlessly over-plotty...but somewhat better-constructed and significantly less morally outrageous than at the very least Saw III." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Oct 31, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 8%
| The Number 23 (2007) | "
So much cascading hatred for the audience runs through the flickering images of this film!" — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 27, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 5%
| Good Luck Chuck (2007) | "
Only a truly unhappy, crabbed mind could possibly imagine most of these jokes." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 24, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 24%
| Evan Almighty (2007) | "
Unapologetically, aggressively unfunny." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 7%
| License To Wed (2007) | "
It's not quite as bad as some would have it (it will not, for example, kill puppies), but it is really very horrible." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 20%
| Rush Hour 3 (2007) | "
Proves that $25 million does not buy a good, or even bearable performance." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 35%
| Saw II (2005) | "
Quite hideous." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 27, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 8%
| I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) | "
I have seen many stupid movies in my life. But [this] would still count among the stupidest, had I seen twice a many movies in half again as many genres." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Aug 2, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 33%
| Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) | "
Aimless, overlong, confusing, and in possession of plot holes large enough to land a fighter plane on." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 9%
| Friday the 13th - Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) | "
An inscrutable narrative that pukes its way across an unforgivably long 100 minutes." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 25%
| A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - The Dream Child (1989) | "
When a movie gives up before the one-minute mark, you know you're in for a long haul." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 20%
| Sleepaway Camp 2 - Unhappy Campers (1988) | "
If your main reason for seeing a movie is a big quantity of corpses, then Unhappy Campers is right up your alley." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Aug 30, 2009 |
Rotten 2/10
| Rotten 52%
| Friday the 13th - Part 6: Jason Lives (1986) | "
It's kind of a nice film, and nice exploitation films are nobody's idea of a good time." — Antagony & Ecstasy Posted Sep 12, 2007 |
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