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F
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53%
|
A Dirty Shame (2004) |
"
Makes sex seem the least exciting thing in the world. And that's a dirty shame, indeed."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Sep 30, 2004
|
|
F
|
19%
|
She Hate Me (2004) |
"
Finally, a movie that can vie with Gigli as the worst feature of the new millennium."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Aug 19, 2004
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|
D-
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15%
|
Gothika (2003) |
"
A series of cheap, ineffective scares that would have felt more at home as a mid-'70s TV Movie of the Week starring, say, Kate Jackson, Doug McClure and maybe Dennis Weaver in the Dutton role."
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 20, 2003
|
|
D
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57%
|
Kinky Boots (2006) |
"
Oh, do come in, love -- welcome to the Twee Brit Comedy Factory."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted May 13, 2006
|
|
D
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44%
|
The Jacket (2005) |
"
Too littered with loose ends and 'huh?' moments to work as the edgy sci-fi thriller-romance it wants to be."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 3, 2005
|
|
D
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14%
|
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) |
"
A bloody, tedious mess."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 22, 2001
|
|
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61%
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Mystery Men (1999) |
"
Mystery Men is like its hapless heroes. It's a wannabe that has the best intentions -- including a pronounced anti-gun stance -- but none of the knack it takes to save the day, or itself."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 21, 2004
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|
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77%
|
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) |
"
As it rambles on, it makes less and less of the material, rather than more."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 21, 2004
|
|
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44%
|
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003) |
"
Has its moments, but never takes wing."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jun 27, 2003
|
|
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9%
|
The Skulls (2000) |
"
The Skulls is shot and edited with enough verve to make you forget what a load of junk it is."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
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27%
|
Hollow Man (2000) |
"
Hollow Man was met by hollow laughter from mocking audience members."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
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22%
|
Coyote Ugly (2000) |
"
Coyote Ugly is profoundly stupid, earnestly inept at conveying a story and hellbent on wallowing in its shallow emotional manipulations."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
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57%
|
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
"
Too bad writer-director Lucas left out the gee-whiz enthusiasm of the original movies. He also left out memorable characters. He left out the fun."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
39%
|
Black and White (2002) |
"
Black and White is defeated by its structural shapelessness, and a down-with-it attitude that glosses over the script's lack of any real analysis of hip-hop's cultural influence."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
11%
|
Boys and Girls (2000) |
"
You might wish for some of the grosser excesses of Road Trip or American Pie just to stay awake."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
19%
|
The Beach (2000) |
"
All the beauty in the world can't camouflage the movie's gorgeous emptiness."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
25%
|
Isn't She Great (2000) |
"
The filmmakers don't know what to make of their overblown subject."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
42%
|
The Ninth Gate (1999) |
"
Watching The Ninth Gate is like being force-marched through dank rooms piled high with musty books, led by drab tour guides who mutter the same pedantic points over and over."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
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30%
|
Jakob the Liar (1999) |
"
A plodding, well-intended comedy-drama drowned in a muddy palette of grays and browns, thick with the odd sound of American actors using fake Polish accents."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
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15%
|
Random Hearts (1999) |
"
A meandering mystery - drama - romance that never hits the right groove."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
33%
|
Price of Glory (2000) |
"
The movie clocks out with a cowardly sucker-punch."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
9%
|
The Bachelor (1999) |
"
The funny thing is, nobody who made The Bachelor seems to notice that the script pinpoints its own formulaic emptiness before wheezing on to its foregone happy ending."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
57%
|
Dr. T & The Women (2000) |
"
Has hardly any plot at all, or believable characters."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
67%
|
Stir of Echoes (1999) |
"
After a compelling first half, the main echoes that this ghost yarn stirs up are of other movies."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
55%
|
Pitch Black (2000) |
"
In the movie's last hour, writer-director David Twohy pretends to explore his stick figures' moral choices, and he forgets to deliver the thrills."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
37%
|
Bicentennial Man (1999) |
"
This tin man has a heart, but his movie needs a pulse."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
9%
|
I Dreamed of Africa (2000) |
"
Africa never gets inside the heads of its characters. They may be based on actual people, but they're flat as cardboard."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
20%
|
The Crew (2000) |
"
As entertaining as Ovaltine, it's a lead contender for worst movie of the year."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
30%
|
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) |
"
Half-baked."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
43%
|
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000) |
"
The movie never quite coheres into a consistent vision."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
27%
|
House on Haunted Hill (1999) |
"
A bloody mess."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
40%
|
Snow Falling on Cedars (1999) |
"
Pretty but chilly."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
37%
|
Rules of Engagement (2000) |
"
What distinguishes Rules is its use of xenophobia to bolster its legal arguments, and presumably tap audience's deep-seated prejudices."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
10%
|
The Watcher (2000) |
"
He likes to watch, but you might not."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
49%
|
The Road to El Dorado (2000) |
"
It's not cute enough for kids, not clever enough for adults. It's gorgeous but curiously dull."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
48%
|
The Way of the Gun (2000) |
"
Christopher McQuarrie makes a sluggishly paced directing debut."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
13%
|
Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 (2000) |
"
Ambitious but lame."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
53%
|
The Grandfather (El Abuelo) (1998) |
"
An often lovely, often frustrating, old-school melodrama about love and honor."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
28%
|
Gossip (1999) |
"
Gossip isn't really worth talking about."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
20%
|
Next Friday (2000) |
"
The flick could use Chris Tucker, co-star of the first Friday, AWOL in the sequel. He probably took a look at the script and realized this sequel was no reason to shout, 'T.G.I.F.'"
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
3%
|
Bless the Child (2000) |
"
Bless the Child is a demonstration of the evil of banality."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
85%
|
Chuck & Buck (2000) |
"
A would-be comedy about an emotionally immature stalker."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
19%
|
Love Stinks (1999) |
"
The title is a misnomer. This movie has nothing to do with love; it's about lust, lucre and well-paid losers."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
17%
|
Here On Earth (2000) |
"
Here on Earth is a missed opportunity."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
52%
|
Angela's Ashes (1999) |
"
Mostly it's a series of visits to the welfare line."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
D+
|
9%
|
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) |
"
A bad remake of Scream 3."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
C-
|
72%
|
Inland Empire (2006) |
"
With Inland Empire, the whole thing feels stuck in Lynch's noggin."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Feb 8, 2007
|
|
C-
|
55%
|
Déjà Vu (2007) |
"
Déjà Vu gives you the feeling that you've seen parts of this movie before. Only, the parts were all from better films."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Nov 21, 2006
|
|
C-
|
36%
|
Art School Confidential (2006) |
"
It's often as naive as it is knowing and can feel as unfocused and sketchy as a film one of Strathmore's students might make."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted May 11, 2006
|
|
C-
|
61%
|
Find Me Guilty (2006) |
"
A few good performances can't carry a sluggishly written and directed movie that you may want to rename Find Me an Exit."
—
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Posted Mar 16, 2006
|
62%
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