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STEVE RHODES

Agrees with the Tomatometer 67% of the time.

Biography: Bio: Steve’s passion is writing, and what he loves to write are film reviews of which he produces 300 full-length ones per year. Although having the opportunity to write is reward enough, he counts the letters of praise and (well-written) criticism he receives from his readers as a wonderful bonus. When possible, he takes his teenage son, Jeffrey, along to the press screening and includes Jeffrey’s one-paragraph mini-review at the end of his own.
Favorites: THE BEST AND WORST FILMS OF 2003 Copyright 2003 Steve Rhodes This was an outstanding year for motion pictures! It was the first year that I can remember in which there were six films that I was extremely excited about. Usually there are only one or two films that are so superb that I can't stop thinking about them, but this year there were six in that category. Moreover, numbers two through six on my top ten list were so close that they were virtually a tie. Only the last film in The Lord of the Rings saga was clearly better than the rest of my top six. After hitting a high water mark last year with 317 reviews, this year I dropped back a bit to only 293. If you want to read my reviews, I have twenty-five hundred of them now at my web site: InternetReviews.com. I also maintain an E-mail distribution list to which I send out my new reviews as well as a weekly opening day summary for theatrical releases and another for video releases. Drop me a line at Steve.Rhodes@InternetReviews.com if you'd like to be added to the list. It's free. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Steve Steve Rhodes's List of the Best Films of 2003 1. The Lord of the Rings of the Rings: The Return of the King (PG-13) 2. Capturing the Friedmans (NR/R) 3. House of Sand and Fog (R) 4. Shattered Glass (PG-13) 5. Stone Reader (NR/G) 6. Lost in Translation (R) 7. Mystic River (R) 8. 28 Days Later (R) 9. Love Actually (R) 10. Sylvia (R) Steve Rhodes's List of the Worst Films of 2003 1. The Cat in the Hat (PG) 2. Irréversible (NR/NC-17) 3. Party Monster (NR/R) 4. Northfork (PG-13) 5. Down and Out with the Dolls (R) 6. Gods and Generals (PG-13) 7. Gigli (R) 8. Biker BoyZ (PG-13) 9. Boat Trip (R) 10. House of 1000 Corpses (R)

Publications: Internet Reviews

Total Reviews: 3399
Total QuickRatings: 1

Location: Campbell, California, United States

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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0/4

Rotten
51%

The Fountain (2006)

" Pretentious, preposterous and painfully bad, The Fountain is by far the worst film in an atrocious year. ... My wife thinks it's the worst movie that she has ever seen."

Posted Nov 18, 2006

Rotten
0/100

Rotten
6%

Date Movie (2006)

" Repulsive and repugnant film, filled with bet-we-can-make-you-puke moments, it basically dares you not to run out of the theater screaming."

Posted Feb 17, 2006

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
10%

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

" [It] runs an excruciatingly long 1:23 -- one minute of this movie would last a lifetime"

Posted Aug 24, 2005

Rotten
0/1000

Rotten
11%

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

" A film that you don't want to inflict on yourself, no matter how adventuresome a moviegoer you think you are."

Posted Apr 30, 2001

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
2%

Baby Geniuses (1999)

" Easily one of the worst films in years."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
54%

Endurance (1999)

" If there were a cinematic dullness scale, this movie would reside just one notch ahead of the rating for a blank screen."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
4%

Meet the Deedles (1998)

" Steve Van Wormer and Paul Walker, as Stew and Phil, give lifeless performances. The only actor in the movie with any demonstrable talent is a cute little prairie dog named Petey."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
37%

Hackers (1995)

" You leave the theater angry at everyone associated with it for stealing your money and your time with a movie that insults the audience's intelligence with complete garbage."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
13%

Magic in the Water (1995)

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Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0/4

Fresh
89%

The Fisher King (1991)

Click here to read article

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
.4/5

Rotten
37%

Speed Racer (2008)

" I wanted to race to the exits after 10 minutes of this unwatchable, would-be eye candy, which is so nauseating that it could induce vomiting. There is nothing speedy about the film, as it runs a horribly bloated 136 minutes."

Posted May 8, 2008

Rotten
.5/4

Fresh
72%

Wanted (2008)

" It's a disgusting film that obviously should have been rated NC-17 for its obnoxious level of gross and excessive violence. ... But, even if the movie were properly rated, it would still be absolutely awful."

Posted Jun 26, 2008

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
16%

The Condemned (2007)

" I'd like to condemn this piece of trash to a celluloid landfill."

Posted Apr 25, 2007

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
30%

Running with Scissors (2006)

" One of the worst movies of the year, it is not just merely bad; it is painfully bad and absolutely and utterly ridiculous."

Posted Oct 17, 2006

Rotten
.5/4

Fresh
69%

The Science of Sleep (2006)

" A painfully bad film ... This ridiculous art-house nonsense is supposed to be a comedy, but I never laughed nor did I ever even come close to smiling."

Posted Sep 28, 2006

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
2%

Crossover (2006)

" Pure Amateursville."

Posted Sep 1, 2006

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
47%

Miami Vice (2006)

" Zzzzzz. Utterly lifeless, MIAMI VICE is a film to be endured rather than enjoyed. It's as cinematically appealing as an old videotape. ... One of the worst films of the year."

Posted Jul 26, 2006

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
18%

Domino (2005)

" A completely incoherent mess, told exclusively in two-second segments."

Posted Oct 12, 2005

Rotten
.5/4

Fresh
70%

My Date With Drew (2005)

" I am getting sooooo tired of bad home movies getting theatrical releases."

Posted Aug 24, 2005

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
1%

Alone in the Dark (2005)

" so far off the scale bad that the only possible reaction is to laugh at it -- and I do mean at it and not with it."

Posted Jan 27, 2005

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
13%

Hide and Seek (2005)

" One long, intolerable wait for the viewers, who can hear the gears of the script creaking."

Posted Jan 27, 2005

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
9%

White Noise (2005)

" A convoluted and confusing thriller that gives viewers serious migraines."

Posted Jan 7, 2005

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
41%

Callas Forever (2004)

" The worst picture of the year ... If there had been rotten tomatoes in our theater, I am certain the screen would have been blood red by the end."

Posted Nov 17, 2004

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
16%

The Big Bounce (2004)

" Has the bounce of a beach ball with a six-inch hole."

Posted Jan 28, 2004

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
12%

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)

" It's so bad that Dr. Seuss should sue from the grave ... It is one of longest eighty minutes you'll ever spend in a theater. "

Posted Nov 24, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
26%

Party Monster (2003)

" The worst comedy since Death to Smoochy."

Posted Aug 27, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
6%

Gigli (2003)

" From the very start the movie flatlines like a heart monitor on a dead man. And it never improves."

Posted Aug 5, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
57%

Northfork (2003)

" A pretentious picture so bad that some will probably embrace it as some kind of artistic triumph."

Posted Jun 13, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
16%

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

" The scariest thing about the film is your own emotion, as you burn with rage watching it -- angry that you've been hoodwinked into paying for such slipshod work."

Posted Apr 29, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
55%

Irreversible (2003)

" It makes pure pornography look pretty appealing in comparison. It's the type of picture that will have critics applauding and audiences gagging."

Posted Mar 6, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
22%

Biker Boyz (2003)

" Would be better titled The Slow and the Sleepy for all the excitement it generates."

Posted Jan 29, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
0%

Pinocchio (2002)

" If you saw Benigni's Pinocchio at a public park, you'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police."

Posted Jan 7, 2003

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
48%

Jackass: The Movie (2002)

" The name says it all. Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set."

Posted Nov 2, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
44%

The Rules of Attraction (2002)

" Prepare to be slimed."

Posted Oct 2, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
0%

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

" Maybe you'll be lucky, and there'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back."

Posted Sep 23, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
37%

Full Frontal (2002)

" One of the worst movies of the year. ... Watching it was painful."

Posted Jul 31, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
27%

The Country Bears (2002)

" Could The Country Bears really be as bad as its trailers? In a word -- yes."

Posted Jul 24, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
40%

The Scorpion King (2002)

" Unlike Battlefield Earth, which was so laughably bad that it was almost enjoyable at times, The Scorpion King is stupefyingly terrible from beginning to end."

Posted Apr 17, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
35%

Super Troopers (2002)

" About as enjoyable as listening to a sadistic teacher slowly, oh so slowly, drag his fingernails across a blackboard."

Posted Feb 13, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
3%

Rollerball (2002)

" Loud, silly, stupid and pointless."

Posted Feb 10, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
11%

Kung Pow! (2002)

" It could well end up being the worst movie of 2002. It's that bad."

Posted Jan 25, 2002

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
27%

How High (2001)

" If ever there was a movie whose message we didn't need, it's Jesse Dylan's How High, which glorifies drug usage."

Posted Dec 19, 2001

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
22%

Bones (2001)

" The one thing that the movie kills is time. It performs one miracle along the way by making an hour and a half turn into what must have been at least four."

Posted Oct 23, 2001

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
5%

Corky Romano (2001)

" After five minutes, I was ready to run screaming for the exits."

Posted Oct 10, 2001

Rotten
.5/4

Fresh
76%

Audition (2001)

" Watching this painful movie is like having to endure an especially sadistic fraternity hazing."

Posted Sep 5, 2001

Rotten
.5/4

Rotten
53%

Osmosis Jones (2001)

" If you go, one piece of advice: BYOBB. Bring your own barf bag."

Posted Aug 6, 2001

Rotten
0.5/4

Rotten
12%

Hanging Up (2000)

" One of the most irritating movies of the year, features non-stop phoning."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0.5/4

Rotten
0%

3 Strikes (2000)

" A laughless comedy."

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
0.5/4

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Hard (1999)

" When a film sinks to the level of making jokes about pedophilic rape, you know it's in big trouble ... it's only saving grace is that it's sometimes laughably bad."

Posted Nov 13, 2001

Rotten
0.5/4

Rotten
21%

Wild Wild West (1999)

" Will Smith, what were you thinking?"

Posted Jan 1, 2000
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