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0.5/5
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63%
|
London mon amour (Mes amis, mes amours) (2008) |
"
It made me so angry. The French have an absolute talent for putting phoniness on screen. There is not an honest note in this film."
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At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 16, 2009
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|
.5/5
|
8%
|
10,000 B.C. (2008) |
"
You actually have to feel sorry for the actors, one of which is New Zealander Cliff Curtis, the only person I recognised."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 19, 2008
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|
1/5
|
74%
|
Mozart's Sister (2011) |
"
The music is indeed lovely and it's about, for me, the only lovely thing about this film."
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At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 7, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
The characters are completely uninvolving, the narrative incomprehensible for the most part, and the performances seem to reflect the bewilderment of the plot."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Sep 23, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Case 39 (2010) |
"
This is one of the least scary, dumbest movies I've seen in a long time."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Nov 4, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
80%
|
Louise-Michel (2008) |
"
These two losers are so uncharming, so witless, so unfunny that I really found this film about them an arduous experience."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 9, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
The Love Guru (2008) |
"
The satire of Bollywood musicals is obvious but about the closest thing to humour in what is undoubtedly the worst comedy of the year."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 18, 2008
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2.5/
|
12%
|
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"
Earnest, not particularly funny, and ultimately unforgivably sentimental. Somewhere along the way someone forgot humour."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 9, 2009
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|
1.5
|
9%
|
My Life in Ruins (Driving Aphrodite) (2009) |
"
The main attraction of the film is visiting some of the great sites of Greece."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 16, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
Arthur (2011) |
"
I didn't find this film funny at all. Why does Russell Brand have to be Russell Brand in every film? Is he an actor or not?"
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Apr 20, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
51%
|
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"
There was a reality to [the original film] that I think is missing from this."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Aug 26, 2009
|
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2/5
|
85%
|
The Hunger Games (2012) |
"
A lot has been lost in the translation, which is a shame because there is the potential there for this intrepid young woman and Jennifer Lawrence has an amazing screen presence."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 21, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
55%
|
Albert Nobbs (2012) |
"
There is such an interesting subject but the creation of this character, played by Glenn Close, it's almost like she is mentally challenged."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Dec 1, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
The Thing (2011) |
"
There was not very much subtlety at all. I thought those fine Scandinavian actors looked distinctly uncomfortable and it wasn't because of the Thing."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 13, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
38%
|
Monte Carlo (2011) |
"
Performances are generally twee, there's not a believable moment in the film -- it's like we're watching children dress up in adult clothes, and that's pretty much how they act."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Sep 21, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
Red Riding Hood (2011) |
"
The trouble with the film is that there seems to have been no attempt to ground it in any sort of reality; even the celebratory bacchanal is just plain weird."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 23, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
37%
|
The City of Your Final Destination (2010) |
"
This is a rather drab affair with a protagonist who seems to have had a personality bypass."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 13, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
58%
|
She's Out of My League (2010) |
"
I found some of the Judd Apatow films really funny. This is a pale imitation, not actually in their league at all."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Apr 1, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
78%
|
The Informant! (2009) |
"
It's like being told lies for an hour and a half. And I'm just not into that."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Dec 2, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
43%
|
The Limits of Control (2009) |
"
It just becomes so repetitive and so self-conscious, so self-referential and film referential, and I finally ended up feeling that this film was way too clever for me."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 22, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) |
"
Full of sound and fury signifying not very much at all."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jun 24, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) |
"
There is no denying Isla Fisher's charm on screen, even when faced with the direst of characters. And she puts a lot of effort into making Rebecca work, you have to grant her that."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 13, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
31%
|
Nights in Rodanthe (2008) |
"
You can make a good movie out of schmaltz. This isn't one of them."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Nov 7, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Crooked Business () |
"
Crude, unfunny stuff you've heard a zillion times before that becomes so self-conscious and forced."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 17, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
Towelhead (2007) |
"
There seems to be a lot going on in this film, but somehow it's all rather unpalatable and unsatisfactory. The one thing you can say about it is that Aaron Eckhardt is very brave."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 10, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
61%
|
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) |
"
Poor Brendan Fraser, he must have known he had nothing to work with here, he looks as if he's sleepwalking through the role, not a career highlight for him."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Sep 26, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
35%
|
21 (2008) |
"
For a film about gambling, you don't actually see enough of it to satisfy."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted May 15, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
65%
|
Be Kind Rewind (2008) |
"
And the film ought to be funny, with Mike and Jerry recreating those films as home movies. But somehow it's not, the laughs are very thin on the ground."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 19, 2008
|
|
2.5/5
|
86%
|
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) |
"
There's not a lot of wit involved. And the film, despite its 88 minute running time, seems to run out of puff early on."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Apr 4, 2012
|
|
2.5/5
|
70%
|
Footloose (2011) |
"
This is a squeaky clean teen movie, really. I was amazed at how people don't know how to direct dance these days."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 5, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
20%
|
The Sorcerer and the White Snake () |
"
The director has pulled out all stops to impress, perhaps a bit too excessively, so that the fragile emotions of this love affair are undermined."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Sep 29, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
38%
|
Beautiful Lies (Full Treatment)(De vrais mensonges) (2011) |
"
I'm sure a lot of people will go along with the stupid premise of the film and enjoy it hugely. I wish I'd been able to."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 19, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
35%
|
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
"
I quite liked the first film in this series but this one lacks heart, it is just two hours of major destruction."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 5, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
67%
|
Insidious (2011) |
"
They're having such a joke on us because there is a ridiculous element to it and one of the things that I think they fall into the trap of showing too much. Horror and being scared is much more effective without actually seeing."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted May 12, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
0%
|
A Heartbeat Away (2010) |
"
It's very clunky and very clichéd."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 17, 2011
|
|
2.5/5
|
39%
|
Due Date (2010) |
"
I was actually surprised at the lack of good comedy in the film and I think it has to do with the fact that both these characters, with whom we spend so much time, are not actually all that sympathetic."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Nov 24, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
41%
|
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) |
"
I must say that the development of CGI special effects has contributed to the death of character and story. And that's true in this case."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Sep 8, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
81%
|
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) |
"
She has too many exes. They should have stopped at four, because it just means these repetitive fights that are the same and they're all unbelievable and it becomes extremely tedious."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Aug 18, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
47%
|
The A-Team (2010) |
"
This film is chaos on wheels. Nothing really makes sense, the action is filmed in a way that is totally confusing. It's impressionistic cinema. Co-writer/director Joe Carnahan seems to think that what we can't figure out won't hurt us."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jun 9, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
30%
|
The Kings of Mykonos () |
"
It's colourful and light but the only really solid performance is by Alex Dimitriades who is actually stoic in this mayhem."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted May 21, 2010
|
|
2.5/5
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
Despite the cringe early on there is a validation about finding your emotional and intellectual match, not just the fantasy dreamboat."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Oct 21, 2009
|
|
2.5/5
|
45%
|
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) (2009) |
"
The lack of real wit in this became a bit tedious."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jul 2, 2009
|
|
2.5/5
|
15%
|
Year One (2009) |
"
This is no masterpiece, but I'm really fond of Michael Cera. I think he's got something on screen that's very sweet."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jun 17, 2009
|
|
2.5/5
|
33%
|
Terminator Salvation (2009) |
"
I think it is really the most boring performance from Christian Bale in a long time."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jun 3, 2009
|
|
2.5/5
|
46%
|
Sex Drive (2008) |
"
A lot of the jokes and situations are crude, as you'd probably expect from this kind of movie, but the film works as a bit of a guilty pleasure because the three central performances are so good."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Nov 14, 2008
|
|
2.5/5
|
67%
|
The Incredible Hulk (2008) |
"
This is just another case of special effects overwhelming an action film."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Jun 20, 2008
|
|
2.5/5
|
77%
|
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) |
"
They had 19 years since the last Indiana Jones movie to come up with something truly exciting and fresh, but I feel there's a certain laziness and cynicism in this latest adventure."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted May 28, 2008
|
|
3/5
|
86%
|
Careless Love () |
"
There are awkwardnesses in the film that I was not quite comfortable with but at the same time I think it looks really good."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted May 16, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
100%
|
Life In Movement () |
"
I don't think it's the best documentary I've ever seen but certainly it does give insight into her life and work"
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Apr 13, 2012
|
|
3/5
|
85%
|
21 Jump Street (2012) |
"
It's lazily content to raise laughs through 4-letter words and penis jokes. In other words, it has absolutely no ambition, so that eventually even the efforts of its lead actors amount to very little."
—
At the Movies (Australia)
Posted Mar 14, 2012
|