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Ben McEachen

Agrees with the Tomatometer 68% of the time.

Biography:
Ben loves movies. Not in an unnatural way, but he?s been a big fan of the big screen since he was a wee lad. Former street press writer (Rip It Up and Onion magazines, Adelaide) and sub-editor Ben broke into film writing by being the first film editor at South Australia?s The Advertiser newspaper. Four years of reviewing, interviewing and breathing film led to his becoming editor of Empire Online, Empire magazine?s website. He has contributed articles to the Sunday Mail in SA, and FHM magazine, and has weekly radio spots including The Edge FM Sydney and 2CC Canberra. He has also been a film commentator for 5AA in Adelaide, ABC Radio National, and JJJ. Ben has been a selection judge for the Shorts Film Festival, and SA Short Screen Awards.
Publications:
Daily Telegraph (Australia) , Empire Magazine Australasia , Sunday Mail (Australia) , Sunday Times (Australia)
Total Reviews:
74
Location:
Sydney, Australia

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
1/5 —— Second Hand Wedding () " This tragic effort at a homegrown comedy delivers second hand laughs." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 27, 2010
1/5 45% Second Hand Wedding (2008) " This tragic effort at a homegrown comedy delivers second hand laughs." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 27, 2010
1/5 18% The Tooth Fairy (2010) " Like oral surgery without laughing gas, the latest family film to star former wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is an annoying pain we could all do without." — Sunday Mail (Australia)
Posted Jan 13, 2010
1/5 12% Couples Retreat (2009) " To avoid paying for a holiday to hell, don't see Couples Retreat. A prime contender for 2009's Worst Film, this star-studded but startlingly drab "comedy" is the kind of terrible trip you pray will be over long before it's time to go home." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Oct 5, 2009
1/5 37% You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) " If only the Zohan hadn't messed with us. Worse than his excruciating Chuck And Larry, Sandler seems determined to refine the unfunny comedy. Please, Mr Sandler, stop it. Please. It hurts." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jun 20, 2008
2 85% The Tree of Life (2011) " Apart from a middle section which reveals moments of clarity and actual emotion, this is a bloated, self-indulgent bore of fine imagery. " — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 4, 2011
2 37% The City of Your Final Destination (2010) " Looks like a Merchant Ivory movie. Bores like a lesser one, too." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Oct 15, 2010
2 0% Sagan (2008) " Glum, grey portrait of an unhappy life." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Oct 4, 2010
3 55% Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010) " The time is right for the return of Gordon Gekko, but making him a sidekick in a convoluted revenge plot, loaded with GFC history and allusions, stifles his totemic comeback. Less might well have been more, Mr Stone. " — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Sep 21, 2010
51% Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky (2010) " This presentation of two artists pursuing passion without concern for social or marital rules becomes a well-groomed melodrama that deflates interest by closely guarding the feelings of those involved." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Apr 19, 2010
48% The Book of Eli (2010) " Washington is always watchable and will hold your gaze during a highly ambitious but ultimately wonky attempt to inject spiritual depth into the blockbuster flock." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Apr 19, 2010
28% Clash of the Titans (2010) " Where's the excitement, thrills and dizzying nonsense promised by its rockin' trailers?" — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Apr 19, 2010
12% The Bounty Hunter (2010) " The woeful shell of a romantic comedy, a motionless movie which shows no attempt to do anything but point a camera at shapely Aniston." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Mar 25, 2010
2/5 73% Get Him to the Greek (2010) " It must try all manner of bizarre/obscene/silly things to sustain itself beyond stating the obvious about celebrity excess." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Jun 14, 2010
2/5 35% Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) " Prince of Persia largely avoids action blasts and trudges through dull episodes. Not exactly a princely start to an aspiring franchise." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted May 25, 2010
2/5 30% The Kings of Mykonos () " Fully sick -- only if you are a Wog Boy fan. Yes, we do blame you." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted May 18, 2010
2/5 37% New York, I Love You (2009) " As a whole, this movie is a mediocre postcard you keep hoping will become the enthralling slide show it thinks it is." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted May 10, 2010
2/5 18% Valentine's Day (2010) " Valentine's Day is like a box of fancy chocolates from a secret admirer. Intentions may be genuine, but knowing nothing about the other party kills off meaning or a reason to care." — Sunday Mail (Australia)
Posted Feb 9, 2010
2/5 55% Prime Mover () " The collision of styles and genre ideas runs along a familiar road, losing control when the paint job can't disguise what's under the bonnet." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Oct 25, 2009
2/5 25% Fame (2009) " Not going to live forever. Not going to light up the sky like a flame." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Sep 24, 2009
2/5 18% The Happening (2008) " Another disappointment from M, despite some disturbing violence and chilly moments." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jun 13, 2008
2.5/5 67% The Karate Kid (2010) " The new Karate Kid runs with the original's underdog structure, mixed with on-screen fights and words of wisdom, but major changes rip the heart out of what was a touching coming-of-age journey anyone could relate to." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Jul 6, 2010
3/5 55% The Conspirator (2011) " A solid historical drama that carries a few too many political messages." — Empire Magazine
Posted Jun 27, 2011
3/5 58% Shrek Forever After (Shrek 4) (2010) " All in all, it's not the spectacular send-off Shrek deserves but, as a way to get out, it's not too shabby either. " — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Jun 14, 2010
3/5 81% StreetDance 3D () " Foot tapping fun that makes the most of the third dimension." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted May 24, 2010
3/5 78% The Informant! (2009) " Damon transforms better than many of his A-list peers, and his Mark makeover is the reason to see The Informant!" — Sunday Mail (Australia)
Posted Dec 2, 2009
3/5 45% The Box (2009) " Kelly's most accessible ambiguous odyssey to date, The Box dares you to open it up again and again." — Sunday Mail (Australia)
Posted Nov 1, 2009
3/5 90% Stone Bros (2009) " Harold And Kumar Go To Kalgoorlie? A cruisey comedy you'll like to like, even when the buzz flickers." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Sep 22, 2009
3/5 31% Aliens in the Attic (2009) " Getting past the passages of forced teen coolness, this likable sci-fi romp brings some PG-tastic fun." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Sep 1, 2009
3/5 49% Taking Woodstock (2009) " Lee's sizeable re-creation of the planet's greatest music festival is a sanitised trip." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Aug 23, 2009
3/5 43% The Limits of Control (2009) " Cooler than you'll ever be, and more irritating, Jarmusch's star-infused indie overload strives to divide audiences. Mission accomplished." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 22, 2009
3/5 81% Disgrace (2008) " Malkovich's unabashed performance drives a fierce fable which seems intent on forcing viewers away." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jun 14, 2009
3/5 92% Katyn (2009) " Austere treatment of a terribly personal WWII tragedy keeps this Polish elegy at arm's length." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted May 26, 2009
3/5 67% The Incredible Hulk (2008) " More action, less poncing, than that last Hulk movie ensures a stronger response." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jun 13, 2008
3/5 66% The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) " Character depth and stirring subtext is what books are for. Adamson's Narnia adaptations remove all that pesky claptrap so that we can glide through a superficial reading." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jun 1, 2008
3/5 27% What Happens in Vegas (2008) " Hardly a massive gamble, Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher play a safe romcom hand you can tolerate." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted May 15, 2008
2.5/4 43% Robin Hood (2010) " Learning what made Hood is well and good, but couldn't that have taken 30 minutes, with the rest of the movie being about a wanted philanthropic criminal?" — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted May 17, 2010
3.5/5 70% The Last Station (2010) " This handsome, well-tuned adaptation of Jay Parini's Tolstoy biography avoids being a dour subtitled slog by its strong casting, layered contrasts of love and duty, and admirable air of enthusiasm." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Apr 8, 2010
3.5/5 49% Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) " Whether audiences will get behind The Lightning Thief is hard to predict. Overall, it's an entertaining introduction to a promising new world -- but will the consuming shadow of Potter be too big to break free of?" — Sunday Mail (Australia)
Posted Feb 9, 2010
3.5/5 91% Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009) " Such an overtly dramatic movie always runs the risk of being overrated and Precious isn't the life-changing outing it has been declared to be. But it's also very difficult to shake off." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Feb 1, 2010
3.5/5 37% Nine (2009) " Nine is bold enough to embrace Fellini's self-defeating smirk about movies being "dead" as soon as they leave their creator's mind." — Sunday Mail (Australia)
Posted Jan 17, 2010
3.5/5 57% Bran Nue Dae (2010) " The absurd pandemonium of the finale's confessions stretches to breaking point but befits a unique musical oddball that will prove strangely affecting to those swept up in it." — Sunday Times (Australia)
Posted Jan 13, 2010
5 85% The Snowtown Murders (2012) " It's almost impossible to describe how distressing, intense and finely crafted this undeniably controversial drama is. Proceed with caution. " — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 4, 2011
4 86% Get Low (2010) " Highly unusual drama - with black comedy elements - which allows Duvall to showcase his refined skills." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 4, 2011
4 35% Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) " Cinemas, quake in fear! Michael Bay has conceived yet another screen-smashing spectacle which sets the bar even higher for what blockbuster action can provide. Ignore all the annoying cliches and stupid bits - and just get some big-budget exhiliration." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Jul 4, 2011
3 88% Certified Copy (Copie Conforme) (2011) " A film about people discussing people, which attempts to do something different? Believe it - or not. " — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Mar 25, 2011
4 67% The Company Men (2011) " Takes an unpopular group - upper management! - and humanises their involvement in screwing the world. Quite the achievement, really. " — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Mar 25, 2011
5 97% GasLand (2010) " Virtually guarenteed to make your blood boil, debut documentariab Fox's remarkably likeable investigation pours forth a persuasive call-to-arms." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Dec 6, 2010
4 80% Fair Game (2010) " Watts and Penn work their magic, as Liman avoids Bush bashing, to present well argued and personable "intel"." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Dec 5, 2010
3 51% Devil (2010) " Entertaining, spirited mystery which mercifully avoids the grisly path, but loses its way in simplified sermons." — Empire Magazine Australasia
Posted Dec 5, 2010
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