|
1/10
|
44%
|
Hostel: Part II (2007) |
"
A shallow, tedious, unimaginative mess."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 12, 2008
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|
D
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18%
|
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) |
"
Chris Klein's performance is so brutal it must be seen to be believed."
—
Latino Review
Posted Feb 27, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
Same crap, different day."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Dec 8, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) |
"
If there is an afterlife, I hope to God this movie isn't playing there. "
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Sep 10, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Takers (2010) |
"
"A bland barrage of bullets, bling, and bad acting.""
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 26, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Vampires Suck (2010) |
"
Mocking 'Twilight' is like shooting fish in a barrel, and yet this lazy satire still misses the target."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 18, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
46%
|
Step Up 3-D (2010) |
"
The conventions of quality cinema just got served."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Aug 5, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
M. Night Shyamalan tries to bend the laws of quality cinema to suit his his shlocky ambitions. "
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jul 1, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
Adam Sandler and pals take a vacation from laughter in this dreadful coming-of-middle-age comedy."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 25, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Killers (2010) |
"
Yeah, Ashton Kutcher's a CIA agent. And I'm Pauline Kael."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Sex and the City 2 (2010) |
"
This is the new torture porn."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted May 27, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
43%
|
Robin Hood (2010) |
"
I'd rather watch the Kevin Costner version a hundred times before enduring another viewing of this plodding, pointless medieval monstrosity."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted May 13, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Clash of the Titans (2010) |
"
Release the Kraken on this monstrous bore of a remake."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Apr 1, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
The Bounty Hunter (2010) |
"
This appallingly unfunny rom-com is a crime against comedy. Lock it up and throw away the key."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 19, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Green Zone (2010) |
"
Green Zone is a story we've already heard, shot in a manner we've already seen, and starring Matt Damon in a role he's already played."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 11, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Cop Out (2010) |
"
Sample any of Kevin Smith's countless anti-Southwest screeds and you'll doubtlessly discover material more interesting than this abysmal comedy."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 25, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
If you didn't despise Hallmark's holiday before, you certainly will after enduring this Death March of rom-coms."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 12, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
The Wolfman (2010) |
"
Victorian melodrama and outrageous gore make horrific bedfellows in this ill-conceived homage to the classic monster movies of yore."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 11, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Dear John (2010) |
"
So gloomy, so punishing, so unrewarding, it might as well be retitled 'Dear Job'."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Feb 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
When in Rome (2010) |
"
The director of 'Ghost Rider' and 'Daredevil' tries to make us laugh on purpose for once -- and fails badly."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 28, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Leap Year (2010) |
"
Leap Day occurs once every four years. Awful romantic comedies like Leap Year, unfortunately, are far more common."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 6, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) |
"
This is perfect entertainment for those who find 'Teletubbies' and 'Dora the Explorer' to be a little too highbrow."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Dec 25, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) |
"
Did you hear about the worst rom-com of 2009? It's this one!"
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Dec 18, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
42%
|
Armored (2009) |
"
Imagine Reservoir Dogs, re-cut as a completely linear film, then stripped of its snappy dialogue, innovative shot design and compelling characters."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Dec 4, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Ninja Assassin (2009) |
"
This hyperkinetic gorefest should have remained in the shadows."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 30, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
The dearth of laughs in this unspeakably awful comedy borders on embarrassing at times."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Nov 30, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) |
"
Defecating snakes, breast-puncturing blowdarts and jars of human testicles are just a few of the lowbrow delights to be found in this insipid, surprisingly crude comedy."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Oct 30, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Whiteout (2009) |
"
The funniest Antarctic thriller of 2009!!!"
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Sep 10, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
Normally the core message of being true to yourself is a virtuous one, but when 'yourself' is quite literally THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD, the opposite is true."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Sep 3, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Ugly Truth (2009) |
"
The 'Gerard Butler Emasculation Saga' continues in this rueful rom-com."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jul 30, 2009
|
|
2/10
|
15%
|
The Condemned (2007) |
"
A third-rate action flick filled with scenes that would be laughable if they didn't so often border on offensive."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 13, 2008
|
|
2/10
|
1%
|
Daddy Day Camp (2007) |
"
By the time the credits roll, even the kiddies will be groaning and rolling their eyes."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 12, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
0%
|
A Thousand Words (2012) |
"
There is a surprising sweetness and sincerity that manifests during the third act, enough to acquit the film of charges of cynicism. Its crimes against comedy, however, are not so easily forgiven."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 9, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
7%
|
The Devil Inside (2012) |
"
The film devolves into a kind of exorcism-themed Real World episode, replete with "confessionals" in which the characters tearfully air their frustrations. As if we cared. "
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jan 6, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
15%
|
Shark Night 3D (2011) |
"
There's nothing to fear in these waters."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Sep 2, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
48%
|
Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011) |
"
Flightless and foul."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 16, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
19%
|
Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer (2011) |
"
It's super-awful-crapadelic!"
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Jun 9, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil (2011) |
"
Bland, derivative, and palpably low-rent in almost every conceivable facet."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Apr 29, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
26%
|
Arthur (2011) |
"
Does what most bad remakes seem to do, dropping what's essential about the original, keeping what isn't, and wrapping it all up in a glossy, generic, heavily-promoted package. "
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Apr 7, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
29%
|
Take Me Home Tonight (2011) |
"
Remember how funny the '80s were? This movie doesn't."
—
Hollywood.com
Posted Mar 4, 2011
|
|
3/10
|
4%
|
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007) |
"
You know a comedy is in trouble when the funniest moments of the movie occur during the closing credits' outtakes."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 17, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
26%
|
Daddy's Little Girls (2007) |
"
There's an intensely misogynist undercurrent to Daddy's Little Girls that can't be ignored."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 14, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
15%
|
Wild Hogs (2007) |
"
A disastrous collection of slapstick, gross-out jokes and gay misunderstandings."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 14, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
18%
|
Illegal Tender (2007) |
"
If you've ever wondered what would happen if Martin Scorsese remade Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, this movie is for you."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 12, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
20%
|
Death Sentence (2007) |
"
The funniest unintentional comedy of the year!"
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 12, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
35%
|
Southland Tales (2007) |
"
A sprawling debacle."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 2, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
14%
|
Hitman (2007) |
"
Director Xavier Gens manages to piece together some impressive action set pieces, but it's not enough to compensate for the pain caused whenever Hitman's characters open their mouths."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 2, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
16%
|
Revolver (2005) |
"
Essentially one long, insane conversation between Jason Statham and Jason Statham."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 2, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
16%
|
The Perfect Holiday (2007) |
"
Ho-ho-horrible."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 2, 2008
|
|
3/10
|
26%
|
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) |
"
Features excruciating 'updates' of 'Witch Doctor, 'The Chipmunk Song,' and 'Funkytown' -- each of which felt like a torrent of hydrochloric acid flooding my ear canals."
—
ReelzChannel.com
Posted Nov 2, 2008
|
62%
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