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F
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21%
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Next Day Air (2009) |
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 14, 2012
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F
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8%
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Furry Vengeance (2010) |
"
Normally, I try to find something good to say about each movie I review. Dear readers, I am speechless."
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Beliefnet
Posted Apr 29, 2010
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F
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25%
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Law Abiding Citizen (2009) |
"
This is not just a bad film; it is a despicable one."
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Beliefnet
Posted Oct 15, 2009
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F
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21%
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Next Day Air (2009) |
"
To add insult to injury, the mindless comedy turns into a mindless shoot 'em up. Mark this package delivery refused."
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Beliefnet
Posted May 7, 2009
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F
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5%
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Miss March (2009) |
"
A smarmy premise becomes an unspeakably offensive movie in a mess that is not just disgusting but dull. I don't need a bath after seeing it; I need an exorcism."
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Beliefnet
Posted Mar 12, 2009
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F
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15%
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The Love Guru (2008) |
"
Non-stop naughty-body-part references with a level of humor more appropriate on a 4th grade bathroom wall than a Hollywood screenplay."
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Beliefnet
Posted Jun 19, 2008
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F
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63%
|
Jackass: Number Two (2006) |
"
The Jackass crew uses their stunts to test their immunity -- to skull fractures, to deadly infections, to permanent damage, and, most importantly, to growing up."
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Sep 22, 2006
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F
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7%
|
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) |
"
Stone, whose portrayal of mature sexiness was breathtaking in last year's Broken Flowers, is so over-the-top here that Tramell appears to be channeling Cruella De Vil. Or maybe Carol Burnett vamping as "Nora Desmond.""
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Mar 30, 2006
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F
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30%
|
Waiting (2005) |
"
Endlessly, tediously, mind-meltingly worthless. "
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Oct 6, 2005
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0/5
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8%
|
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn (1998) |
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Jun 21, 2005
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F
|
2%
|
King's Ransom (2005) |
"
I looked at the ceiling, not casting my eyes heavenward for assistance but trying to find something more interesting to look at than what was on the screen. The ceiling won."
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Apr 21, 2005
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0/5
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4%
|
Meet the Deedles (1998) |
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Aug 20, 2004
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0/5
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19%
|
The Nude Bomb (The Return of Maxwell Smart) (1980) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Jul 8, 2004
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0/5
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81%
|
Pink Flamingos (1972) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Jun 25, 2004
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0/5
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24%
|
RocketMan (Rocket Man) (1997) |
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Apr 8, 2004
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F
|
4%
|
The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
"
Could it BE any more atrocious?"
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Apr 8, 2004
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0/5
|
——
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Theodore Rex (1995) |
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Mar 20, 2004
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F
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46%
|
Eurotrip (2003) |
"
As dull as an offensive movie can be and as offensive as a dull movie can be. "
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 19, 2004
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F
|
9%
|
My Boss's Daughter (2003) |
"
Everyone associated with this movie should appear under a pseudonym, and that includes Carmen Electra."
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Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Aug 22, 2003
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0/5
|
38%
|
Revenge (1990) |
"
Positively one of the worst movies ever made, though Stowe is, as always, luminously lovely."
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Jun 19, 2003
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0/5
|
14%
|
Almost Heroes (1998) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Apr 25, 2003
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F
|
49%
|
Jackass - The Movie (2002) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Mar 29, 2003
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0/5
|
2%
|
Baby Geniuses (1999) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 7, 2003
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0/5
|
6%
|
Exit to Eden (1994) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Oct 3, 2002
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D-
|
11%
|
Catch That Kid (Mission Without Permission) (2004) |
"
A child bank robber heartlessly manipulates her two best friends and risks the lives of her friends, her baby brother, and everyone else. What were they thinking?"
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 6, 2004
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D-
|
9%
|
Darkness Falls (2003) |
"
The terrible acting, the awful pacing, and laughable special effects make the horror of watching this movie all too unintentional."
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Jan 27, 2003
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|
D
|
——
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Dennis the Menace Strikes Again (1997) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 14, 2012
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D
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51%
|
The Next Three Days (2010) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 14, 2012
|
|
D
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Feb 14, 2012
|
|
D
|
20%
|
The Invasion (2007) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Jan 24, 2012
|
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D
|
14%
|
Zookeeper (2011) |
—
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
Posted Dec 31, 2011
|
|
D
|
24%
|
What's Your Number? (2011) |
"
Even the delectable Anna Faris cannot get us to root for the character she plays in this charmless, distasteful dud. "
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Beliefnet
Posted Sep 29, 2011
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D
|
38%
|
Flightplan (2005) |
"
It's always a bad sign in a thriller when the big reveal is greeted by hoots of derisive laughter."
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Beliefnet
Posted Sep 1, 2011
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D
|
78%
|
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) |
"
The movie is going for a wistful romanticism. For me it was more like a pervy sociopathy."
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Beliefnet
Posted Jul 29, 2011
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D
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14%
|
Zookeeper (2011) |
"
Yet another slacker no-effort film, with another soundtrack filled with 80′s songs just because that's the last time producer Sandler listened to the radio. "
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Beliefnet
Posted Jul 7, 2011
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D
|
44%
|
Bad Teacher (2011) |
"
Are you a fan of comedy based on the sole premise that it is funny to see a beautiful woman make outrageously crude and narcissistic statements? Go watch Sara Silverman. "
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Beliefnet
Posted Jun 23, 2011
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D
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37%
|
Mars Needs Moms (2011) |
"
Important note: if you are going to make a film whose moral is that mechanical objects can never replace people (or Martians), try not to make exactly that mistake."
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Beliefnet
Posted Mar 13, 2011
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D
|
11%
|
Red Riding Hood (2011) |
"
Oh, Grandmother, what a big, bad movie you have. "
—
Beliefnet
Posted Mar 10, 2011
|
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D
|
19%
|
Just Go with It (2011) |
"
It wastes its premise, insults its characters, and shows an attitude toward the audience somewhere between neglect and contempt, sometimes both. "
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Beliefnet
Posted Feb 11, 2011
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D
|
21%
|
Gulliver's Travels (2010) |
"
The flaccid torpor of the script shows utter contempt for its audience in every line. "
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Beliefnet
Posted Dec 24, 2010
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D
|
51%
|
The Next Three Days (2010) |
"
Paul Haggis loses his way in a labored prison escape drama that never recovers from a serious miscalculation midway through and then goes completely off the rails. "
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Beliefnet
Posted Nov 19, 2010
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D
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39%
|
Due Date (2010) |
"
It is such a thoroughly unpleasant journey that it forced me to reconsider my previously firm conviction that I would happily watch Robert Downey, Jr. in anything."
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Beliefnet
Posted Nov 4, 2010
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D
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43%
|
Dinner for Schmucks (2010) |
"
Despite Carell's best efforts, Barry is not a character. He is just an engine for creating humiliating experiences for Tim."
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Beliefnet
Posted Jul 29, 2010
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D
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
I am truly sorry to say that this movie is a big, dull, dud and a failure in almost every category."
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Beliefnet
Posted Jul 1, 2010
|
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D
|
10%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
An excruciating mess of gross-out humor, eww-inspiring vulgarity, and soppy sentimentality."
—
Beliefnet
Posted Jun 24, 2010
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D
|
11%
|
Killers (2010) |
"
This is not a bad movie. It is three bad movies. "Killers" is trying to be a romantic action comedy and it fails all three times."
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Beliefnet
Posted Jun 9, 2010
|
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D
|
47%
|
MacGruber (2010) |
"
A one-joke "SNL" skit based on a television series that ended in 1992 has been turned into a no-joke movie that ended 99 painful minutes after it began."
—
Beliefnet
Posted May 21, 2010
|
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D
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
Just another boneheaded replay of the dumbest sitcom pregnancy and parenting cliches. They scrape the bottom of the barrel and then they dig a little deeper. "
—
Beliefnet
Posted Apr 22, 2010
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D
|
14%
|
Our Family Wedding (2010) |
"
As wilted as last weekend's bridesmaid bouquet, "Our Family Wedding" manages to be offensive to African-Americans, Latinos, women, men, and sentient life forms of any kind."
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Beliefnet
Posted Mar 11, 2010
|
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D
|
42%
|
Brooklyn's Finest (2010) |
"
Make a list of every police movie cliche and you will find them all here."
—
Beliefnet
Posted Mar 4, 2010
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