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DENNIS SCHWARTZ

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Biography: Dennis Schwartz is editor of the Vermont based film magazine "Ozus's World Movie Reviews." He has been a prolific online movie reviewer since 1998, also contributing to various publications all over the globe and maintaining an active website--where it's not uncommon for him to review as many as 365 films a year. In his other life, he was a poet, teacher, restaurant owner, wanderer and follower of Tibetan Buddhism (where he studied in Kasa, Devi, India).The first film he saw as a child, Bob Hope's Paleface, left a hunger for films that has not been sated with all the passing years. The critic who influenced him the most was Walter Benjamin, not a film critic but one of the truly great scholarly critics of the 20th century. The lesson the film critic learned from Benjamin is that all true art is subversive and unsettling.
Favorites: Movie favorites (in no particular order): Dead Man/Beau Travail/Eyes Wide Shut/2001: A Space Odyssey/The Searchers/Dybbuk/Greed/Touch of Evil/The Passion of Joan of Arc/Eyes Without A Face.

Publications: Ozus' World Movie Reviews

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 6811

Location: Bennington, Vermont

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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Rotten
50%

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

" Has such anti-Semitic possibilities and no upside for anyone but believers in Mel's vision that the execution of Christ is more important than his life."

Posted Feb 26, 2004

Rotten
F

Rotten
29%

The Green Berets (1968)

" If you liked this film, you're probably also thrilled with W's Iraqi war."

Posted Nov 11, 2005

Rotten
D

Rotten
18%

Love Happens (2009)

" Gooey, banal and manipulative rom-com-dram."

Posted Oct 10, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
28%

Pandorum (2009)

" It couldn't keep my attention for even a nano second."

Posted Oct 2, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
28%

The Final Destination (2009)

" One severed head is worth a thousand words."

Posted Sep 2, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
38%

The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)

" Wears on one's wits with its senseless hokum and dour melodramatics."

Posted Aug 19, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
20%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

" A bad film that seems like a nightmare because it is one."

Posted Jun 28, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
25%

Land of the Lost (2009)

" A sure-fire candidate for one of the year's worse films."

Posted Jun 11, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
19%

Obsessed (2009)

" TV director Steve Shill makes his feature film debut a forgettable one."

Posted Apr 30, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
23%

Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

" Has nowhere to go but to the bargain basement when not shopping for Gucci."

Posted Mar 17, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
23%

Push (2009)

" This is the kind of film where nothing makes sense, it's one huge plot hole. And if that wasn't negative enough, it's witless, boring, shallow and too talky."

Posted Feb 8, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
28%

Eagle Eye (2008)

" A loud, muddled and empty sci-fi thriller."

Posted Sep 27, 2008

Rotten
D

Rotten
39%

The House Bunny (2008)

" If dumb alone was funny this comedy would be a scream."

Posted Aug 22, 2008

Rotten
D

Rotten
55%

Step Brothers (2008)

" Step Brothers is no Bringing Up Baby."

Posted Jul 25, 2008

Rotten
D

Fresh
74%

Son of Rambow (2008)

" An almost unbearably tedious kidpic about two fatherless boy opposites using Rambo as a role model."

Posted Jun 8, 2008

Rotten
D

Rotten
37%

Speed Racer (2008)

" All its supposed innovative techie efforts did for me was make me dizzy and long instead for a good story."

Posted May 15, 2008

Rotten
D

Rotten
16%

Jumper (2008)

" Incoherent, unimaginative and silly sci-fi thriller."

Posted Feb 16, 2008

Rotten
D

Fresh
76%

Cloverfield (2008)

" Despite being only 84 minutes, it seemed overlong and padded."

Posted Jan 19, 2008

Rotten
D

Rotten
38%

August Rush (2007)

" Seems to want to wear its schmaltz on its breast pocket as if it were a medal of honor."

Posted Nov 21, 2007

Rotten
D

Fresh
67%

Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

" Witless misfire."

Posted Sep 27, 2007

Rotten
D

Rotten
7%

License To Wed (2007)

" It's the kind of pic where I wished I walked out of the theater with a paper bag over my head."

Posted Jul 9, 2007

Rotten
D

Rotten
58%

Kinky Boots (2006)

" A tepid crowd-pleasing Brit comedy/drama that offers nothing fresh."

Posted Dec 4, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
15%

The Wicker Man (2006)

" Ill-advised Hollywood remake."

Posted Sep 3, 2006

Rotten
D

Fresh
60%

Crank (2006)

" For those who take delight from movie junk fare, Crank is your just dessert."

Posted Sep 2, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
24%

Lady in the Water (2006)

" The only frightening thing about this horror fantasy film was in how bad it was."

Posted Jul 21, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
53%

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

" I think I could have had more fun at Disneyland waiting on long lines with noisy uncontrollable tykes running all around me."

Posted Jul 7, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
36%

The Lake House (2006)

" You know the picture is in trouble when the best actor is the dog and the dog isn't even named Lassie."

Posted Jul 1, 2006

Rotten
D

N/A

The Graveyard (2005)

" One of the most idiotic, inept and worthlesss films ever made."

Posted Mar 20, 2007

Rotten
D

Rotten
40%

Havoc (2005)

" Yo! Dawg! This is a youth drama about bored white rich kids in L.A. acting black."

Posted Jan 4, 2007

Rotten
D

Fresh
67%

Hard Candy (2005)

" Hard to swallow provocative but exploitative jailbait revenge fantasy flick."

Posted May 14, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
51%

The Producers (2005)

" Bad taste can sometimes be fun (check out the Warhol films), but when it's not it turns out to be just plain irritating like this version of The Producers."

Posted Jan 14, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
29%

Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)

" The only honest thing about the film was they didn't put a gun to your head and make you buy a ticket."

Posted Dec 22, 2005

Rotten
D

Rotten
5%

The Fog (2005)

" Even foggier than the disappointing original."

Posted Oct 20, 2005

Rotten
D

Fresh
80%

The Aristocrats (2005)

" Everything about the film felt slight."

Posted Sep 10, 2005

Rotten
D

Rotten
13%

Stealth (2005)

" It seems as if it were a video game gone amok."

Posted Jul 31, 2005

Rotten
D

N/A

Shadow of Fear (2005)

" A film that's so bad it's actually bad."

Posted Jul 5, 2005

Rotten
D

N/A

Out Of Season (2004)

" Unappealing neo-noir film."

Posted Mar 17, 2009

Rotten
D

Rotten
19%

Paparazzi (2004)

" A stupid celebrity revenge film that should never have been made."

Posted Sep 3, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
22%

Alien vs. Predator (2004)

" Unwatchable!"

Posted Aug 13, 2004

Rotten
D

Fresh
64%

13 Going on 30 (2004)

" Totally grody!"

Posted Apr 25, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
55%

The Girl Next Door (2004)

" Just another thoughtless teen film."

Posted Apr 9, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
33%

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

" This is not your typical absurd time travel fantasy film: it's much worse."

Posted Feb 1, 2004

Rotten
D

N/A

1966 World Tour: The Home Movies (2003)

" Only for diehard Bob Dylan fans."

Posted Apr 30, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
33%

Johnny English (2003)

" Another feeble 007 parody."

Posted Mar 9, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
27%

Paycheck (2003)

" It's all about getting a fat paycheck."

Posted Dec 26, 2003

Rotten
D

Fresh
70%

Something's Gotta Give (2003)

" More disgusting than funny."

Posted Dec 23, 2003

Rotten
D

Rotten
14%

Beyond Borders (2003)

" It was sheer drudgery to sit through two hours of this offensive slop."

Posted Oct 25, 2003

Rotten
D

Rotten
25%

Masked and Anonymous (2003)

" The music was fine, the film wasn't."

Posted Oct 18, 2003

Rotten
D

Fresh
68%

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

" A mindless and tedious orgy of violence."

Posted Sep 14, 2003

Rotten
D

Rotten
9%

The Order (2003)

" An ecclesiastical mess."

Posted Sep 7, 2003
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Love HappensOffsite

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