ROTTEN TOMATOES: Mark Ramsey

MARK RAMSEY

Agrees with the Tomatometer 80% of the time.

Biography: Mark Ramsey is the MovieJuice guy. MovieJuice is read by many of the most important folks in the movie business. Roger Ebert picked MovieJuice as one of the net's top twenty movie sites, ranking it second in the category "Online Outlaws" - right behind Harry Knowles and Ain't It Cool News. Joel Siegel and Steven Spielberg read MovieJuice, so there's no accounting for taste. MovieJuice! has been featured numerous times on E! Entertainment Television and VH1. Mark Ramsey is a board member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association, the nation's largest film critics organization.

Favorites: Oh I don't know

Publications: MovieJuice!

Critics' Group: Broadcast Film Critics Association

Total Reviews: 373

Location: Southern California

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Fresh B-	Fresh 66%	Public Enemies (2009)	" It was tough to get caught in those days. These FBI guys couldn't catch an STD from Brett Michaels." Posted Jul 5, 2009
Rotten D	Rotten 19%	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)	" If you're going to send me a hero, I always say make it one with a built-in cup-holder, Michelins as hip-bling, and car doors for wings!" Posted Jun 28, 2009
Fresh B-	Fresh 93%	Drag Me To Hell (2009)	" 'You have staples in your head!' Alison screams at her. 'All the better to collate my thoughts!' sneers the old crone." Posted Jun 8, 2009
Fresh B-	Rotten 32%	Terminator Salvation (2009)	" Bale is a leader of the resistance fighters, who are mostly resistant to ugliness, facial blemishes, a few extra pounds, roomy flight suits, and old age." Posted May 25, 2009
Fresh A+	Fresh 95%	Star Trek (2009)	" The average Star Trek fan is fatter than a Mugatu. And I mean the kind of Mugatu that just ate a family of Mugatus. Hey, fella, is that your mouth or the Doomsday Machine?" Posted May 3, 2009
Rotten C	Rotten 18%	Obsessed (2009)	" 'I'm not your typical temp,' said Ali, as she orders a dirty martini, which is a martini in a glass raised by wolves." Posted Apr 26, 2009
Fresh B-	Rotten 42%	The Last House on the Left (2009)	" 'Sara still wears a training bra,' says director Iliadis, 'although what's the point of training if you never have to compete?'" Posted Mar 15, 2009
Fresh B-	Fresh 64%	Watchmen (2009)	" Dr. Manhattan has the powers of a God. 'And I used them primarily to build a gigantic moving sculpture on Mars,' he says. 'One day, Cher and I will call this our home.'" Posted Mar 14, 2009
Rotten C	Rotten 22%	Jonas Brothers - The Concert Experience (2009)	" Thanks to 3D, you feel like you can almost reach out and touch the Jonas Brothers, grab them by the neck, and strangle the everlasting life out of them." Posted Mar 2, 2009
Rotten C	Rotten 43%	He's Just Not That Into You (2009)	" Watching Scarlett Johansson work is almost like being abducted by aliens. All the "missing time" but none of the inappropriate prodding." Posted Feb 11, 2009
Rotten D	Rotten 31%	The Uninvited (2009)	" It's hard to be scary when you look like Elizabeth Banks unless you're being chased by a mad killer wielding the age of 40." Posted Feb 3, 2009
Rotten F	Rotten 12%	The Unborn (2009)	" 'This is the last time I'll write a movie on a roll of Charmin Ultra,' said Goyer." Posted Jan 14, 2009
Rotten F	Rotten 26%	Punisher: War Zone (2008)	" Normally a character with a skull on his shirt is too busy flicking his lighter at the Judas Priest tribute band show to bother with fighting the kind of crime that doesn't require an amp and a guitar." Posted Dec 8, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 49%	Twilight (2008)	" I don't know about you, but when I was in high school "undead" was what I was lucky to be every day." Posted Nov 24, 2008
Fresh B	Fresh 65%	Quantum of Solace (2008)	" Craig returns to a role allowing him to park any expressions other than "dour" in the lot outside the studio gate." Posted Nov 21, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 15%	Saw V (2008)	" Nails? Where else but in a Saw movie can a puzzle-minded sadist cobble together elaborate torture contraptions from the same Home Depot that provides his replacement windows and his garage storage solution?" Posted Oct 31, 2008
N/A	Rotten 38%	Hollywood Dreams (2007)	" Silly interview with Tanna Frederick, star of "Hollywood Dreams"" Posted Oct 31, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 18%	Max Payne (2008)	" Hey, it's Chris O'Donnell! Remember him? In an actual movie that's shown outside his own home! On a big screen that isn't built into his own living room wall! Where the viewer has a ticket he didn't receive because of a DUI!" Posted Oct 23, 2008
—	Fresh 88%	Almost Famous (2000)	Click here to read article Posted Oct 18, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 51%	Body of Lies (2008)	" I lost interest in this movie somewhere between the donkey crossing the road in Jordan and the donkey crossing the road in Syria." Posted Oct 14, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 27%	Eagle Eye (2008)	" Here's a movie line I never thought I'd live to hear: "Somebody is hacking into the automated cranes!" With a line like that, don't look for Kate Winslet and Judi Dench in the credits." Posted Oct 7, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 21%	Righteous Kill (2008)	" Robert De Niro is having sex with Carla Gugino. I know. It's like witnessing a traffic accident where an Edsel keeps slamming into a shiny red Corvette." Posted Sep 16, 2008
Rotten F	Rotten 7%	Babylon A.D. (2008)	" 'Oh well,' said Vin, as the lights came up and the crickets sang their lonely song, 'there's always my moving company: '2 guys and Vin Diesel will move you.''" Posted Sep 6, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 43%	Death Race (2008)	" Into the prison yard strolls the one and only Joan Allen. Yes, Oscar-nominated Joan Allen. Into this mess. To say Joan is slumming is an insult to a slum. Picture Bette Davis in Norbit or Judi Dench in Daddy Day Camp." Posted Aug 20, 2008
Fresh A	Fresh 94%	The Dark Knight (2008)	" At one point, all of Gotham believes that Aaron Eckhart is Batman. Indie-man, maybe. Or Blonde with Split Chin-man. But I'd sooner believe that Val Kilmer is Batman. And what are the odds of that?" Posted Jul 21, 2008
Fresh A-	Fresh 87%	Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)	" 'Hey, Selma Blair's in this movie!' said Abe Sapien. 'Yeah, I forgot, too.' said Hellboy. 'Not only did I forget she was in this movie, I forgot she even existed,' said Sapien. 'Me too!' replied Hellboy." Posted Jul 15, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 39%	Hancock (2008)	" 'What are those jammin' sounds? Is it a musical jetstream of crunk?''No, it's Hancock on approach! Use runway Six Left, Hancock! All jiggy for landing!'" Posted Jul 8, 2008
Rotten C-	Rotten 14%	The Love Guru (2008)	" Ben Kingsley's eyes are crossed in a desperate attempt to vanish off-screen even if it means different sides of the screen at the same time." Posted Jun 23, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 19%	The Happening (2008)	" 'There are forces at work beyond our understanding,' says Wahlberg. 'Especially beyond my understanding, if you include virtually every force at work.'" Posted Jun 16, 2008
Rotten F	Rotten 35%	You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)	" 'I just want to make people silky smooth,' cried Adam in the kind of Israeli accent which suggests that Israel borders France." Posted Jun 9, 2008
Rotten C	Fresh 76%	Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)	" Karen Allen was once famous for drinking men under the table, and from the looks of her it's there they'll stay. As for Indy, now that he has reached the two-thirds century mark, it's time to stop using the whip and start using the term 'whippersnapper.'" Posted May 26, 2008
Rotten C	Fresh 66%	The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)	" If there's one genre of family film that's my personal favorite, it's the one featuring a sword-fight to the death." Posted May 20, 2008
Fresh B-	Fresh 93%	Iron Man (2008)	" 'The Iron Man suit's not actually Iron,' Downey explains, 'it's Gold Titanium Alloy. But 'Iron Man' sounds more like a super hero and less like the chassis of a MacBook Pro.'" Posted May 11, 2008
Fresh A-	Fresh 64%	The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)	" 'Blue eyeshadow went out in the 1280's!' Jet Li shouts at the Jade Warlord" Posted Apr 22, 2008
Rotten F	Rotten 9%	Prom Night (2008)	" This movie accomplishes the impossible: It makes you disappointed not to be disappointed by a disappointing twist ending." Posted Apr 18, 2008
Rotten C	Rotten 52%	Leatherheads (2008)	" I don't want to be a wet blanket, boys, but here's the skinny: Unless it's raw Clooney-ness you seek (and that cup of Vitalis runneth over), or unless you think Zellweger's gams are the cat's meow, then scram before you upchuck." Posted Apr 7, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 26%	Drillbit Taylor (2008)	" 'A lily-white Southern California suburban high school can be a very dangerous place,' warned writer Seth Rogen, whose idea of danger is taking a week off from having his car detailed." Posted Mar 25, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 9%	10,000 B.C. (2008)	" I don't know about you, but if I want to get excited about an ancient mammal I'll tune in Janice Dickinson." Posted Mar 18, 2008
Rotten C+	Rotten 35%	Vantage Point (2008)	" Dennis Quaid is a Secret Service agent who took a bullet for the President, just as the audience took one for Quaid in Jaws 3-D. That's the sequel where the late, great Roy Scheider uttered the immortal line, "You're gonna need a bigger Anheuser-Busch-own" Posted Feb 24, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 22%	The Eye (2008)	" 'This surgery was supposed to make me normal!' she complains.'Why would you want surgery that does that?' says her doctor, trying to knock some sense into her. 'Normal wants surgery to be you!'" Posted Feb 4, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 36%	Rambo (2008)	" 'Thanks to my plastic surgeon, now I literally do have the Eye of the Tiger!' exclaimed Sly. 'Poor tiger!'" Posted Jan 29, 2008
Fresh B-	Fresh 77%	Cloverfield (2008)	" 'No worries, Lilly,' said Jen. 'New York's underclass will lay down end-to-end and form a bridge to safety.'" Posted Jan 21, 2008
Rotten F	Rotten 0%	One Missed Call (2008)	" Star Ed Burns was fuming over the fact that his movies would be more popular if they featured Mentos dropping into exploding Diet Cokes." Posted Jan 7, 2008
Rotten D	Rotten 32%	National Treasure 2 : Book of Secrets (2007)	" Now our heroes are off to the Library of Congress, which is as close as most of this audience will ever come to a book that isn't filled with stamps." Posted Dec 28, 2007
Rotten C+	Rotten 42%	The Golden Compass (2007)	" Said Ridley Scott: 'We were contemplating talking animals in Blade Runner, but we wanted to hold off Sean Young's descent into madness at least until the end of principal shooting.'" Posted Dec 21, 2007
Fresh A-	Fresh 69%	I Am Legend (2007)	" Thanks to the botched cancer cure, 'social de-evolution has occurred,' says Will. 'And typical human behavior is now entirely absent.' In other words, it's another night on the town with Lindsay Lohan!" Posted Dec 21, 2007
Fresh B	Fresh 85%	Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)	" Personally, I have never sung a love song to my razor, although I did hoist a boom-box over my head and crank Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes to my pomade once back in 1989." Posted Dec 21, 2007
Fresh B+	Fresh 72%	Stephen King's The Mist (2007)	" Yes a 'doorway' opens into Maine and a crisis ensues. And it's not until the creatures learn there's also a doorway to Cabo San Lucas that the crisis finally ends." Posted Nov 20, 2007
Fresh A-	Fresh 71%	Beowulf (2007)	" Says the Queen, 'There have been many brave men who have come to taste my Lord's meat.''I shall not touch that one with a 3D ten foot pole, m'Lady,' said Beowulf." Posted Nov 18, 2007
Rotten F	Rotten 21%	Fred Claus (2007)	" Look! It's the inevitable dance sequence where Vince teaches all the elves the lessons of Footloose, because if there's one thing you need on the toy assembly line, it's 'jazz hands.'" Posted Nov 15, 2007

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