|
.21/10
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
A boring, nauseating blockbuster filled with poor editing, painfully wooden acting, unrelenting dullness, and unimpressive special effects. It's so bad that it's gone past good and back to bad again. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jul 2, 2010
|
|
.65/10
|
15%
|
Sex and the City 2 (2010) |
"
Vapid, overlong, painfully unfunny, preposterous and, worst of all, boring. It's so bad that it's gone past good and back to bad again."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted May 27, 2010
|
|
.66/10
|
0%
|
Eulogy for a Vampire (2009) |
"
Often drags and suffers from a painfully lazy, bland and contrived screenplay. It's a poorly-directed, lifeless mess with wooden performances and pretentious cinematography."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Nov 6, 2009
|
|
.7221/10
|
35%
|
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) |
"
Tedious, lazy and thoroughly nauseating with no palpable thrills or excitement to be found. The asinine script and excessive use of shaky-cam will make your eyes and ears bleed simultaneously."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Mar 11, 2011
|
|
.75/10
|
7%
|
New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
Rivals Gigli as one of the most cringe-inducing, asinine and silly romcoms in quite some time. Save yourself the torture and just rent Love Actually instead. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Dec 9, 2011
|
|
.75/10
|
23%
|
Sucker Punch (2011) |
"
Pretentious, tedious, dumb, pointless and, worst of all, boring. Avoid it like the plague, and go watch Kill Bill or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon again instead. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Mar 25, 2011
|
|
.75/10
|
10%
|
Little Fockers (2010) |
"
Tedious, asinine, jejune and so painfully unfunny that it will make your eyes and ears bleed. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Dec 22, 2010
|
|
.82/10
|
10%
|
Grown Ups (2010) |
"
An asinine, painfully unfunny, immature, and boring waste of celluloid. It's a sad reminder that we're still living in the Age of Stupid."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jun 25, 2010
|
|
0.85/10
|
17%
|
Love Happens (2009) |
"
Bland, corny, sophomoric, unimaginative and painfully contrived with two leads who have no charisma or chemistry together. [It's] a great cure for insomnia."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 18, 2009
|
|
.96/10
|
27%
|
Green Lantern (2011) |
"
Asinine, nauseating and often dull with no thrills or excitement to be found. It'll make your eyes and ears bleed simultaneously. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jun 17, 2011
|
|
1.21/10
|
49%
|
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) |
"
Poorly-acted, bland, overlong and thrill-less. It insults your intelligence from start to finish."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jul 1, 2010
|
|
1.5/10
|
28%
|
Clash of the Titans (2010) |
"
Dull, tedious, poorly paced, anti-climactic and, worst of all, one of the most boring and underwhelming blockbusters in recent memory."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Apr 2, 2010
|
|
1.82/10
|
13%
|
Jonah Hex (2010) |
"
As inane, sloppily edited, painfully awkward and unintentionally funny as an Uwe Boll film. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jun 19, 2010
|
|
2/10
|
25%
|
The Change-Up (2011) |
"
A grossly unfunny, asinine example of the tragic decline of American comedy. It will compel you to ask: "Should I vomit inside the theater, outside, or both?""
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Aug 5, 2011
|
|
2.0/10
|
12%
|
The Bounty Hunter (2010) |
"
Overstays its welcome and ends up as one of the most unfunny, vapid and nauseatingly convoluted romcoms in recent memory. The lively supporting cast at least helps to keep you briefly awake."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Mar 20, 2010
|
|
2.0/10
|
7%
|
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009) |
"
Preposterous, asinine, poorly edited and downright silly with more unintentional humor than your average courtroom thriller."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 12, 2009
|
|
2.0/10
|
6%
|
All About Steve (2009) |
"
A painfully bland, vapid, irritating and consistently preposterous comedy that's low on laughs and satirical bite."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 5, 2009
|
|
2.0/10
|
15%
|
Year One (2009) |
"
Often drags and should have been retitled as The NeverEnding, Painfully Unfunny Story. It falls on its face both a comedy and as a satire with a lazy, asinine and mean-spirited script. Even the outtakes don't induce any real laughs."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jun 18, 2009
|
|
2.0/10
|
0%
|
Super Capers (2009) |
"
Even if you manage to suspend your disbelief and to check your brain at the door, Super Capers still feels lazy, dull, painfully juvenile and void of any real thrills, laughs or even unintentionally funny moments."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Mar 23, 2009
|
|
2.1/10
|
39%
|
Due Date (2010) |
"
An indolent and painfully unfunny attempt at comedy with uninspired, forced humor and annoying characters that have zero chemistry. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Nov 5, 2010
|
|
2.212521/10
|
32%
|
I Am Number Four (2011) |
"
Suffers from so much style over substance, lack of internal logic, contrived subplots and wooden performances that it makes Twilight look like Gone with the Wind. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Feb 19, 2011
|
|
2.3/10
|
35%
|
Larry Crowne (2011) |
"
An excruciatingly contrived, bland and asinine romantic comedy that lacks both romance and comedy. You'd be more entertained watching paint dry. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jul 3, 2011
|
|
4.2164821
|
50%
|
Tron Legacy (2010) |
"
A vapid and brainless blockbuster that's exhilarating on a purely aesthetic level, but suffers from laughably stilted dialogue and excessive style over substance. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Dec 18, 2010
|
|
2.5/10
|
25%
|
Bedtime Stories (2008) |
"
Bedtime Stories lacks the required thrills, imagination, comedy and drama required to be a truly entertaining family film."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jan 31, 2009
|
|
2.65/10
|
25%
|
Speed-dating (2010) |
"
An asinine, lazy, juvenile and painfully unfunny attempt at comedy. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Oct 1, 2010
|
|
2.74/10
|
4%
|
Abduction (2011) |
"
The best unintentional comedy of the year. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 23, 2011
|
|
2.75/10
|
11%
|
Killers (2010) |
"
Banal, asinine and frustratingly preposterous while lacking chemistry, laughs or even a modicum of cleverness. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jun 5, 2010
|
|
2.75/10
|
29%
|
The Collector (2009) |
"
Offers plenty of gore and stylish cinematography, but no imagination, surprises or intrigue. Ultimately, it's tedious, inane and increasingly preposterous, even if you're willing to suspend your disbelief and to check your brain at the door for 88 minutes"
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jul 31, 2009
|
|
2.75/10
|
19%
|
I Hate Valentine's Day (2009) |
"
A contrived, juvenile and painfully unfunny romantic comedy."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jul 3, 2009
|
|
2.75/10
|
17%
|
The Trouble with Romance (2009) |
"
Often drags with poorly developed characters, awkward pacing and stilted dialogue that has no new or refreshing insights about love, romance or modern relationships."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Feb 28, 2009
|
|
2.892521821/10
|
90%
|
Bridesmaids (2011) |
"
Cringe-inducing, uneven, juvenile, overlong and painfully unfunny. It's a witless blend of crudeness, rudeness and lewdness which sets a new low for American comedy. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted May 13, 2011
|
|
2.95/10
|
35%
|
Battleship (2012) |
"
A long, vapid and tedious orgasm of CGI effects that will leave you exacerbated."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted May 19, 2012
|
|
3.0/10
|
18%
|
Valentine's Day (2010) |
"
Stale, unfunny, painfully dull, asinine and charmless. It's the antithesis of everything that a truly great romantic comedy ought to be."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Feb 11, 2010
|
|
3.0/10
|
12%
|
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"
Has nothing to offer but a lively ensemble cast and beautiful scenery while falling flat as a comedy that's painfully low on laughs and high on juvenile, asinine and uninspired attempts at humor."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Oct 9, 2009
|
|
3.0/10
|
29%
|
Offshore (2009) |
"
Has an initially intriguing plot that's quite timely, but ultimately falls flat as a drama, socioeconomic critique and comedy with an unfocused screenplay that's often jejune and contrived."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted May 29, 2009
|
|
3.0/10
|
44%
|
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) |
"
Falls flat as a contrived drama and dull, vapid comedy. Only easily pleased fans of Miley Cyrus will find it to be mildly amusing and harmless, but everyone else will often be painfully bored and wish that it were over sooner."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Apr 10, 2009
|
|
3.0/10
|
32%
|
Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America (2009) |
"
A pretentious, tedious, jarring and grueling test of a viewer's patience."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Mar 15, 2009
|
|
3.021/10
|
44%
|
The Green Hornet (2011) |
"
An uneven, dull and painfully asinine action comedy that's neither thrilling, funny nor visually stylish enough to deliver pure entertainment. Go rent Kick-Ass instead."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jan 14, 2011
|
|
3.2121/10
|
41%
|
Bereavement (2011) |
"
Palinesque, bland and increasingly silly with oodles of unintentional humor instead of what every horror fan expects: palpable scares. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Mar 19, 2011
|
|
3.21/10
|
93%
|
Boxing Gym (2010) |
"
Well-shot, but often lazy, tedious and, above all, boring. It's one of the most unenlightening and underwhelming documentaries of the year. "
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Oct 22, 2010
|
|
3.25/10
|
17%
|
If One Thing Matters: A Film About Wolfgang Tillmans (2009) |
"
A dull, meandering, lazy and poorly-edited documentary that fails to be captivating and insightful. [U]ltimately a missed opportunity."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 22, 2009
|
|
3.25/10
|
7%
|
Whiteout (2009) |
"
Lacks sufficient thrills, chills and intrigue as it grows into an increasingly ludicrous and inane mess, even if you're willing to suspend your disbelief for 101 minutes."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 11, 2009
|
|
3.25/10
|
8%
|
Memorial Day (2008) |
"
An often bland, repetitive and quite nauseating experience."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Feb 4, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
A painfully unfunny attempt at comedy filled with lazy, juvenile, forced humor that's an insult to everyone's intelligence."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Nov 26, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
0%
|
A Beautiful Life (2009) |
"
An amateurish, contrived drama that's neither captivating, insightful nor engrossing."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Oct 5, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
30%
|
Gamer (2009) |
"
A mindless and tedious sci-fi action film that's high on style while low on substance and palpable thrills."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Sep 5, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
0%
|
Homecoming (2009) |
"
Too lazy, preposterous and inane to even be considered as a guilty pleasure."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jul 22, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
43%
|
The Proposal (2009) |
"
has fleeting moments of hilarity and charisma, but ultimately falls flat as a romance, comedy and drama with an inane, sitcom-ish, uninspired and lazy screenplay along with sloppy editing and direction."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Jun 18, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
21%
|
Next Day Air (2009) |
"
Falls flat as both a dark comedy and action film. It's often lazy, dim-witted and tedious while low on laughs, verve and imagination."
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted May 7, 2009
|
|
3.5/10
|
13%
|
The Informers (2009) |
"
Despite a terrific ensemble cast, The Informers suffers from an uneven, chaotic screenplay with forgettable, poorly developed characters while none of the actors or actresses get a chance to shine. It never really gels into a sharp, compelling or e"
—
NYC Movie Guru
Posted Apr 26, 2009
|
67%
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