Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Hooking Up (2009) | "
...an amateurish, pervasively unwatchable "comedy" that feels as though it were shot and edited over a weekend..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Dec 17, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 40%
| Visioneers (2009) | "
...a seriously oppressive and downright unwatchable piece of work." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Dec 7, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 26%
| Pandorum (2009) | "
An unusually unpleasant and unwatchable sci-fi endeavor..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Nov 1, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | My First War (2008) | "
...the viewer is confronted with a series of entirely uninteresting and downright pointless sequences that result in an atmosphere that's aggressively uneventful." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jun 3, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Ocean Flame (2008) | "
...that rare cinematic endeavor that's almost entirely devoid of positive attributes..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 24, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Lost Song (2008) | "
It's ultimately impossible to envision a more inept and flat-out excruciating cinematic experience than Lost Song..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 10, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 29%
| War, Inc. (2008) | "
A disastrously heavy-handed satire..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 26, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 58%
| Sukiyaki Western Django (2008) | "
...oppressive and tedious and interminable." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Oct 30, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 38%
| Sydney White (2007) | "
...Sydney White's astounding lack of positive attributes cements its place as an utterly worthless endeavor." — Reel Film Reviews Posted May 6, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) | "
...completely and utterly devoid of anything even resembling competence..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Dec 17, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 8%
| I Know Who Killed Me (2007) | "
...could easily be mistaken for the absolute worst that the straight-to-video landscape has to offer..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Nov 29, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Weisse Lilien (2007) | "
...devoid of anything even resembling entertainment value." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 26, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 47%
| One to Another (2007) | "
...devoid of anything even resembling competence." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jun 30, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 33%
| Sublime (2007) | "
...an unpleasant and flat-out unwatchable piece of work..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 9, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Moscow Zero (2006) | "
...it's ultimately difficult to recall a more objectionable direct-to-video endeavor in recent memory." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Dec 30, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Nightmare Detective (2006) | "
...cement[s] Tsukomoto's status as one of the most egregiously untalented and flat-out worthless filmmakers around..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jun 1, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 44%
| Renaissance (2006) | "
...suffers from an unpleasant and relentlessly distracting animation style that ultimately renders its few positive attributes moot." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Aug 16, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 40%
| Jump In! (2006) | "
...quickly sinks underneath the weight of its heavy-handed, predictable, and flat-out ridiculous storyline." — Reel Film Reviews Posted May 1, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Day on Fire (2006) | "
...a thunderously boring endeavor that generally serves as solid proof that Anania flat-out hates his audience." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 21, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Attack Force (2006) | "
...even the most ardent Seagal fan would be hard-pressed to sit through this monstrosity of a production in just one sitting (for the record, it took me almost a dozen)." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 9, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 36%
| Murder Set Pieces (2006) | "
...amateurish and flat-out irredeemable..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jan 18, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 15%
| Turistas (2006) | "
...one can't help but marvel at the decision to release this turd theatrically." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Dec 1, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Chacun sa nuit (2006) | "
...as bad as film festival movies get, devoid of anything even resembling competence." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 19, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Karas: The Prophecy (2006) | "
...it's hard to imagine even the most devoted anime fan finding anything here worth embracing." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jul 11, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 33%
| Room 6 (2006) | "
...a baffling, thoroughly interminable ordeal..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jun 24, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 26%
| Free Zone (2006) | "
...an unquestionably awful, awful film." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 27, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | The Proud Family Movie (2005) | "
...an entirely worthless endeavor..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Nov 7, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 60%
| Combien tu m'aimes? (2005) | "
...nothing short of a complete disaster..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 11, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 58%
| Night Watch (2005) | "
...virtually every aspect of Night Watch feels artificial and nonsensical..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Feb 23, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Day Of The Dead 2: Contagium (2005) | "
...an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Feb 11, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Green River Killer (2005) | "
...a completely inept and pointless effort..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jan 28, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | The French Guy (2005) | "
...a thoroughly unpleasant experience." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 18, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Miss Cast Away (2005) | "
This is a complete and utter disaster all around, one that should be avoided at all costs..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jul 24, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Pit Fighter (2005) | "
...a complete and utter waste of time." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jul 20, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 41%
| A Hole in My Heart (2005) | "
Moodysson doesn't seem to realize the difference between a film that's disturbing yet provocative, and a film that's just amateurish and gross." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jan 30, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 14%
| Bark (2005) | "
Bark is terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Oct 12, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 70%
| The Wall (2004) | "
...a thoroughly awful, downright insulting piece of work." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jan 14, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Dead Doll (2004) | "
...an infuriating waste of time..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Oct 25, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | In the Battlefields (2004) | "
Excrutiatingly misguided coming-of-age story..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 1, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | StarDust (2004) | "
...a totally superfluous cinematic experience." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jan 24, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 46%
| Rick (2003) | "
...thoroughly unpleasant on so many levels." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Sep 4, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 57%
| That Day (2003) | "
...Ce jour-là is less a movie and more an endurance test, as though the filmmakers are daring audience members to sit through the whole thing." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Mar 27, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 56%
| A Snake Of June (2002) | "
...an unforgettably excruciating experience." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Apr 2, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 3%
| Fear Dot Com (2002) | "
...dark, grungy and generally unpleasant to look at." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Aug 1, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Taboo (2002) | "
Not only is Taboo completely inept and ludicrous, but it's pointless and boring." — Reel Film Reviews Posted May 7, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 38%
| Pumpkin (2002) | "
...a pretentious mess..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Nov 8, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Frontier (2001) | "
It's hard to imagine just how pretentious one has to be to enjoy Frontier..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jun 27, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 14%
| Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (2000) | "
Imagine the lamest joke you've ever heard and then stretch it out to around an hour and fifteen minutes..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Aug 1, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Letters from a Killer (1999) | "
...I didn't even hate this because of Swayze. Heck, I liked Black Dog!" — Reel Film Reviews Posted Jul 2, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| N/A | Going Postal (1998) | "
...an astoundingly terrible, utterly interminable so-called comedy..." — Reel Film Reviews Posted Oct 6, 2005 |
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