ROTTEN TOMATOES: MaryAnn Johanson

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MARYANN JOHANSON

Agrees with the Tomatometer 77% of the time.

Biography: "One of online’s finest" film critics, or so says trade mag Variety, MaryAnn Johanson is a New York City-based freelance writer who loves movies but hates what Hollywood sometimes does to them. She is the webmaster and sole critic on FlickFilosopher.com, founded in 1997 and now one of the most popular movie-related sites on the Internet. She has appeared as a cultural commentator on BBC Radio, and she is a founding member of Cinemarati: The Web Alliance for Film Commentary. She is also an award-winning screenwriter. She doesn’t feel it’s necessary to divulge how many cats she lives with, or the state of their mental health.

Favorites: Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eight Dimension, The Princess Bride, This Is Spinal Tap, Ghostbusters

Publications: Apollo Guide, AWFJ Women on Film, Film.com, Flick Filosopher

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 2823
Total QuickRatings: 3

Location: New York City

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Fresh	Rotten 59%	The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)	" [C]heeky, baffled madness... [but] there is no doubt that the yearning and the questioning and the skepticism it all encapsulates about modern masculinity is achingly authentic..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Nov 6, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 55%	Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)	" Zemeckis... appears to have given up making fantasies for grownups in favor of making theme-park attractions designed to do nothing more than shut the kiddies up for 90 minutes..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Nov 6, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 15%	The Fourth Kind (2009)	" *This is the same kind of put-on as the low-budget phenomenon Paranormal Activity. Except it's far more effective (at least at first)." — Flick Filosopher* Posted Nov 5, 2009
Rotten	Fresh 66%	Coco Before Chanel (2009)	" *[T]here's a anesthetized feel to this sedate biopic that suggests a wrongheadedness in its focus: maybe the more interesting part of her life was after* she became the icon of fashion...*" — Flick Filosopher* Posted Nov 3, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 26%	Motherhood (2009)	" In a few brief moments, Thurman's Eliza springs to life... but it's not Thurman's fault that those moments are few and far between." — Flick Filosopher Posted Nov 2, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 21%	The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)	" [R]iotously awful and simultaneously vile, this orgy of sexualized violence with no point except to give itself something to jerk off to..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 30, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 48%	Ong Bak 2 (2009)	" The action bits make you feel like you've had pure adrenaline pumped into you, but the attention to artistic detail... is like something you'd expect from a Hollywood epic..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 29, 2009
Rotten	Fresh 80%	Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009)	" [F]orgeteth thou the unpleasant autopsy and toxicology reports. Seeth how Michael was a man and yet not a man, a man and yet a seraph of spirit and light and moonwalking." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 28, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 17%	Amelia (2009)	" [A] quiet, reflective film... Earhart is not an icon or a symbol: she's a human being... [T]he assumption of autonomy... is a luxury rarely accorded to women in our pop culture, and it is wonderful to see here." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 23, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 37%	Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)	" It all feels very small and surprisingly indifferent to its own potential magic, like the pilot for a TV series that might find its groove in its second season but isn't anywhere near there yet." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 22, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 48%	Astro Boy (2009)	" It's creepy, and it's weird, and it's something like a mecha minstrel show, particularly in how the film pretends to a 'robots are people too' theme yet fails itself to treat them as such." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 22, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 85%	Paranormal Activity (2009)	" Does no one else see that the few genuinely creepy and original moments here are so few and far between that this would have been far more intriguing as a YouTube short...?" — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 21, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 92%	The Damned United (2009)	" [A]n absolutely thrilling story, one both hilarious and poignant, about a man who is downright classical in his flaws... Michael Sheen, who always has a hint something impish and elven about him, is absolutely perfect..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 20, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 69%	Paris (2009)	" [Y]ou probably cannot ever go wrong with a flick set in the City of Light and starring one of the most luminous actresses ever to grace the arthouse screen..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 19, 2009
N/A	Rotten 12%	Couples Retreat (2009)	" *Is Couples Retreat* a "chick flick"?*" — AWFJ Women on Film* MISCELLANEOUS Posted Oct 19, 2009
N/A	Rotten 26%	Motherhood (2009)	" Uma Thurman and Katherine Dieckmann on "chick flicks"" — AWFJ Women on Film INTERVIEW Posted Oct 19, 2009
N/A	Fresh 93%	An Education (2009)	" Nick Hornby on writing a female character..." — AWFJ Women on Film INTERVIEW Posted Oct 19, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 85%	A Serious Man (2009)	" [I]ronic but sincere. We could even call it postsnark... [T]his could be, attitudinally, the first movie of the second decade of the 21st century..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 19, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 71%	Where the Wild Things Are (2009)	" [V]ery much itself, confident and certain and no more and no less than what it needs to be, if the goal were merely to transfer Sendak to the big screen..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 16, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 23%	Law Abiding Citizen (2009)	" [E]mblematic of the unpleasant streak that runs through the American zeitgeist today... that we have to do away with... the rule of law and that pesky Constitution in order to 'save' America..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 15, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 93%	An Education (2009)	" Someone once said that perfect movies are boring and only flawed movies intriguing... And then along comes a movie like An Education, about which the number of things that are absolutely perfect is impossible to measure... and it's thrilling and ca" — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 9, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 12%	Couples Retreat (2009)	" *Maybe it's pointless to complain about the shocking lack of elegance to an instantly forgettable bit of multiplex fluff like Couples Retreat.* It's like complaining about the food at Applebee's...*" — Flick Filosopher* Posted Oct 8, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 55%	The Invention of Lying (2009)	" [T]rue uncomfortable brilliance... downright seditious... ask[s] probing questions about the lies that we, in our world, may be dealing with on a daily basis..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 2, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 88%	Zombieland (2009)	" [O]utrageously violent and outrageously funny... plays up what could be its most shocking moment with exactly the right blend of impudence and absurdity and tragi-comedy..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 1, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 82%	Whip It (2009)	" [W]orks within Hollywood conventions of storytelling to handily demonstrate that just because a tale is familiar doesn't mean it can't be fresh and funny and edgy, too..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 1, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 71%	The Boys Are Back (2009)	" [A] lovely reminder of what a cinematic treasure Owen is: his palpable charisma... works even better when we're already inclined to sympathize with him." — Flick Filosopher Posted Oct 1, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 24%	I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)	" Tucker Max [is] a child. A toddler. A three-year-old screaming, "Poopie, poopie, POOPIE!" at the top of his lungs in the middle of the supermarket..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 25, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 83%	Bright Star (2009)	" It's not only the best possible ode to Keats' work, this lovely gentle poetic film, it's the best possible ode to Fanny, as well: If she made him feel the way this movie feels, that must have been a powerful love indeed." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 24, 2009
N/A	Fresh 83%	Bright Star (2009)	" Interview with Paul Schneider" — AWFJ Women on Film INTERVIEW Posted Sep 21, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 86%	The Baader Meinhof Complex (2009)	" This sprawling portrait of the Red Army Faction... is neither an apologetic for the anarchist gang nor a condemnation of it, but rather a fascinating exploration of the shift in the zeitgeist of that era..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 21, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 77%	The Informant! (2009)	" [A] potent satire on corporate malfeasance and a deliciously twisted -- half biting, half poignant -- portrait of the people do who corporate evil, with the added piquance of it being based on [a] true story..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 18, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 17%	Love Happens (2009)	" *I'd never have expected that the movie would be saved, just a little, from being complete bullsht by the presence of Aaron Eckhart.*" — Flick Filosopher* Posted Sep 18, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 45%	Jennifer's Body (2009)	" *It's as if everyone in Jennifer's Body* knows they're a character in Jennifer's Body: The New Movie From Badass Chick Screenwriter Diablo Cody...*" — Flick Filosopher* Posted Sep 17, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 85%	Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009)	" [T]reat[s] the charming nonsense of food falling from the sky like weather with exactly the sort of bouyant nimbleness it deserves..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 17, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 71%	My One and Only (2009)	" What could have been a maddening portrait of spoiled self-entitlement is, instead, a plucky tale... Zellweger creates a nice portrait of chin-keeping-up-erness combined with encroaching self-awareness...." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 14, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 6%	Whiteout (2009)	" Oh, the squandering! It's like setting a story on Mars and then pretending we're just out in the Arizona desert." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 10, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 95%	In the Loop (2009)	" *It's as if Jane Austen and Monty Python collaborated on an episode of The West Wing..." — Flick Filosopher* Posted Sep 8, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 56%	9 (2009)	" [A] mysterious conundrum of a film that is beautifully grim to behold and actually sort of massively depressing by the time it's over... but in a good way..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 8, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 59%	Sleep Dealer (2009)	" Made on the cheap compared to Hollywood flicks, this thrillingly original and heartfelt Mexican film is a truly human story about the impact of technology on individuals and on society." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 8, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 30%	Gamer (2009)	" It's visually incomprehensible, emotionally empty, thematically nihilistic, almost entirely plotless... and it thinks those are virtues." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 7, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 6%	All About Steve (2009)	" Plopping a 45-year-old actress... into a role clearly intended for, at best, a 23-year-old is a bizarre way to deal with the role shortage [for older women]." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 4, 2009
Rotten	Fresh 63%	Extract (2009)	" *The unfunny glom of half-assed sitcom scenarios -- all setup and no punchline -- that make up Extract* play like a rejected episode of King of the Hill...*" — Flick Filosopher* Posted Sep 2, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 97%	The Song of Sparrows (2009)	" [A]stonishes with me its simplicity, its uncomplicated wisdom, its visual salience..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Sep 1, 2009
Rotten	Rotten 29%	The Final Destination (2009)	" It's death porn, pure and simple..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Aug 28, 2009
Fresh	N/A	Thicker Than Water: The Vampire Diaries Part 1 (2008)	" Gruesomely agreeable twists on standard vampire motifs abound in this elegantly ambitious film..." — Flick Filosopher Posted Aug 26, 2009
Fresh	Fresh 94%	Goodbye Solo (2009)	" He's the best American filmmaker working today whom you've never heard of: Ramin Bahrani has the exquisite talent of making the ordinary and the mundane soar into realms of rarefied and unexpectedly moving drama." — Flick Filosopher Posted Aug 26, 2009
N/A	Fresh 90%	District 9 (2009)	" Interview with star Sharlto Copley" — AWFJ Women on Film INTERVIEW Posted Aug 26, 2009
Fresh	Rotten 51%	Taking Woodstock (2009)	" [M]ade me feel like I'd missed out on something amazing by being born too late to have been a part of this. And even if that's a fantasy, it's okay." — Flick Filosopher Posted Aug 25, 2009
N/A	Rotten 38%	The Time Traveler's Wife (2009)	" The Week in Women" — AWFJ Women on Film MISCELLANEOUS Posted Aug 24, 2009
N/A	Fresh 90%	District 9 (2009)	" The Week in Women" — AWFJ Women on Film MISCELLANEOUS Posted Aug 24, 2009

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