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MARYANN JOHANSON
PUBLICATION(S)
• Apollo Guide
• Flick Filosopher

BIOGRAPHY
"One of online’s finest" film critics, or so says trade mag Variety, MaryAnn Johanson is a New York City-based freelance writer who loves movies but hates what Hollywood sometimes does to them.
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Total Reviews: 2465
Total QuickRatings: 4

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• Online Film Critics Society
• Cinemarati

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• Location: New York City


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A SAMPLING OF THIS CRITIC'S CINEMATIC TASTE
 
BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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9/10 1776
81/100 Murphy's Romance
75/100 Nikki - Wild Dog of the North
70/100 The Kennel Murder Case
6/10 All Quiet on the Western Front
60/100 The Cassandra Crossing
55/100 The Legend of Lobo
45/100 Surviving the Game
3/10 Cocktail
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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9/10 BookWars
9/10 Olive, the Other Reindeer
9/10 Kestrel's Eye
9/10 Cast Away
9/10 The Gift
9/10 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
9/10 The House of Mirth
9/10 The Emperor's New Groove
9/10 1776
9/10 All About Eve
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WORST REVIEWED
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2/10 Goodbye, 20th Century
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This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 77% of the time.

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"[S]cience fiction drama with the emphasis on the drama... [T]here are no monsters [here] except the all-too-human kind, and no demons except the all-too-familiar ones that plague us all." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 25, 2008
 
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)32%
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"Like, oh my god, chick superheroes! And they are, like, as totally dull and shallow as chick superheroes almost always are in Hollywood's limited imagination." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 24, 2008
 
Birds of Prey - The Complete Series (2007)n/a
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"[A] meaty morsel of Gotham mythos that will satisfy fans and may even captivate newcomers to the modern retellings of the superhero's tale..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 24, 2008
 
Batman - Gotham Knight (2008)n/a
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"[I]t's rather like its protagonist, Charles Ryder: really quite handsome to look at but so damn tedious and somber that you want to smack some sense into him." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 24, 2008
 
Brideshead Revisited (2008)71%
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"[I]ntimate and incisive... a peek into the horrors of adolescence that most of us have tried to forget, and shouldn't..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 22, 2008
 
American Teen (2008)67%
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"The humor mix is wildly off-balance, veering from over-the-top cartoonish... to would-be sentimental pathos." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 21, 2008
 
Big Dreams Little Tokyo (2008)n/a
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"There are only 14 episodes here... but each is a brilliant little gem, faceted with witty and wise observations on how Generation X lives." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 21, 2008
 
Spaced: The Complete Series (1999/2001)n/a
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"[N]one of the nonsensicalness would matter if the movie would let me get caught up in it, but that hardly happened, much as I wished it would..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 18, 2008
 
Mamma Mia! (2008)53%
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"[Induces] culture shock at discovering [an] unseen world..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
Up The Yangtze (2008)95%
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"[S]tarts out merely a misbegotten mess... And then it all turns terrifying..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
Space Chimps (2008)37%
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"[A]n earthy, cruelly honest dream-wander..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 16, 2008
 
Times and Winds (2008)76%
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"If Dark Knight is a nightmare of particularly modern neuroses, then Batman/Bruce Wayne are a tiny ray of hope upon awakening." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
The Dark Knight (2008)95%
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"I walked out of Meet Dave... I invested about 50 minutes in the film, which was more than it deserved, and then I finally gave up and left." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 14, 2008
 
Meet Dave (2008)21%
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"You want costume drama: here it is. This movie... really is all about the clothes, but not in a shallow way..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 11, 2008
 
Beau Brummell - This Charming Man ()n/a
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"[H]as no pretensions to being anything other than a theme park ride..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 10, 2008
 
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)60%
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"I want to say that II is pure dumb popcorn fun while you're watching it and instantly forgettable the moment the credits start to roll, but actually, I was forgetting it while I was still in the process of watching it." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 10, 2008
 
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)87%
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"This is one of the cleverest uses of DVD I've ever seen." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 8, 2008
 
X-Files Revelations (1995)n/a
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"[E]xpect the blackest, snidest, most unfunny application of the concept of satire you've ever seen..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 3, 2008
 
Anglo Saxon Attitudes (2008)n/a
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"There are many joys to be found in Hancock, not the least of which is Smith's effortless performance..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 30, 2008
 
Hancock (2008)38%
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"Wall-E is art. Hell, it's philosophy -- it's practically religion." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 27, 2008
 
WALL-E (2008)96%
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"There's no reason why, if little girls are perfectly capable of enjoying the adventures of Harry Potter, little boys shouldn't be capable of enjoying the adventures of Kit Kittredge..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008)80%
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"[S]imultaneously feel[s] exhilaratingly like one of the most cleverly original action scripts in years and... comfortably reminiscent of a slew of hero's-journey adventures..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
Wanted (2008)72%
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"[V]ery sexy..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 24, 2008
 
Wide Sargasso Sea (2006)n/a
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"[S]o few movies make me laugh out loud, and I did do that more than once with this one, and that's reason for a minor celebration..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 23, 2008
 
Get Smart (2008)53%
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"[I]sn't merely endlessly crude: it's also dishonest and contemptuous of itself..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 20, 2008
 
The Love Guru (2008)15%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 20, 2008
 
Under the Same Moon (2008)73%
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"The inherent preposterousness of much of what transpires... is more than compensated for by the heartbreaking sincerity..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 19, 2008
 
Under the Same Moon (2008)73%
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"[A] smart, wry look at the American enthusiasm for and then paranoia over the first manmade satellite to orbit Earth... [R]ings with a truth that still holds..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 18, 2008
 
Sputnik Mania (2008)90%
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"Maybe Shyamalan didn't mean for The Happening to be exciting and dramatic: perhaps the writer-director intended the film to be an exercise in sucking all the life and emotion out of fictional characters." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 16, 2008
 
The Happening (2008)19%
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"The first of the three battle setpieces... gave me particular thrills, as a fan of both superhero action and brilliant actors." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 13, 2008
 
The Incredible Hulk (2008)67%
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"[C]harming and gorgeously animated... kids of all ages, including the grownup ones, will love [it]..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 9, 2008
 
Kung Fu Panda (2008)88%
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"[A]voids that pitfall that brings down this genre of nutty comedy far more often than not: there's nothing meanspirited about it. It's crude in many ways... but it's never vulgar, and in fact it's often strikingly sweet." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 6, 2008
 
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)34%
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"Anime fans seem to think this 1908s TV series is a classic, and they're welcome to it. Newcomers not wearing the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia will find it as tedious as, well, most cartoons shows not first approached in childhood." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers - The Collection Vol. 1 (1986-1989)n/a
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Monster Road (2004)86%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Recount (2008)75%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Vanaja (2007)78%
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Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Rhythm Thief (1994)n/a
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"[S]tunning both visually and emotionally, impressive as a first film and surely a harbinger of great things to come from Domalpalli..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 3, 2008
 
Vanaja (2007)78%
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"Poignant but never pitying, this is an enthralling study of the driving force behind an artist's work..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 3, 2008
 
Monster Road (2004)86%
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"[A] take on punkish independence on New York's Lower East Side... reminiscent of Scorsese's early work..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 3, 2008
 
Rhythm Thief (1994)n/a
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"[W]eirdly, ambiguously intriguing..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 3, 2008
 
Perfect Parents (2008)n/a
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"I felt like some sort of alien anthropologist watching this movie... I don't see myself or the women that I know in them. Not at all. Not in the tiniest degree." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 30, 2008
 
Sex and the City: The Movie (2008)51%
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"Good thing The Strangers isn't actually scary in the least, because then I might really have to off on a rant about how our entertainment overlords are conspiring with our government to keep us timid and afraid." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 30, 2008
 
The Strangers (2008)41%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 30, 2008
 
Sunshine (2007)75%
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"I sat through two hours of Crystal Skull and when it was over, my jaw was aching, because I hadn't stopped grinning like a little kid the whole time. I love this movie. I love it." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 22, 2008
 
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)76%
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"[I]f you love David 'Doctor Who' Tennant and don't want to have to take a toothbrush to your brain to excise images of him as a creep on orders of magnitude both deranged and criminal, then skip Secret Smile..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 22, 2008
 
Secret Smile (2008)n/a
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"[A] thoroughly unique experience, one that is wildly cinematic in that it never lets you forget you're watching a movie, and yet one that is so enrapturing that you get lost in it..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 21, 2008
 
The Fall (2008)53%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 21, 2008
 
Speed Racer: The Movie (1993)n/a
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 21, 2008
 
Military Intelligence and You! (2008)35%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 21, 2008
 
Steel City (2006)86%

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