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Brian Thomas

Brian Thomas

Agrees with the Tomatometer 50% of the time.

Biography:
Now Playing Magazine contributor
Publications:
Chicago Reader , Now Playing Magazine
Total Reviews:
77

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
41% Freddy vs. Jason (2003) " Director Ronny Yu loses energy when it shifts to the dumb teen protagonists, and the script faithfully wallows in cliches so ridiculous they border on Scary Movie territory." — Chicago Reader
Posted Apr 5, 2010
B+ 61% Dune (1984) " Overcome by its own weight." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 9, 2006
B —— Virgins From Hell (2006) " Another exploitation monstrosity from Indonesia seemingly crafted to measure your appetite for obscure and tasteless entertainment." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 6, 2006
B+ 20% Doom (2005) " The movie turns an excellent videogame into a merely average monster action movie for the first hour, but with a few plot twists manages to rise above that mark a bit in the last act." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 31, 2006
A 94% Jungfrukällan (The Virgin Spring) (1960) " Those willing to explore may find Bergman's talents more accessible than they'd expected." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 24, 2006
A —— Kimba, The White Lion Ultra Edition (2005) " The series' relatively edgy messages and continuity ... helped make a memorable impression on youngsters in the 1960s, while the American influence helped keep things from getting too heavy." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 9, 2006
C- 84% 2046 (2005) " Stifling, and spreads its minimal plot over too much time." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 6, 2006
A- 81% Serenity (2005) " Whedon gives us a feature containing all his strengths: characterization, sharply humorous and naturally dramatic dialogue, brilliant casting, thrilling action..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 21, 2005
B+ 36% King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963) " The effects are not as good as in sequels to follow, but they're acceptable -- though the Kong costume is horrible." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 20, 2005
B —— King Kong Vs. Godzilla/King Kong Escapes (2005) " It's too bad Toho couldn't make more Kong movies." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 20, 2005
B 33% Konga (1961) " Like all Cohen monster movies, Konga relies on its lead actor to keep the show on the road." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2005
A+ 100% King Kong (1933) " If it could make legions of fans fall in love with it via chopped up and blurry television broadcasts, it must have been incredible [in 1933]." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2005
A 44% Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) " This movie isn't a funeral like the last series 'finale' Godzilla Vs. Destroyah, but a colossal birthday party. Everybody is invited..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 13, 2005
A- 58% Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) " The action is thrilling in a way that modern movies do so well, but it only forms a healthy breeding ground for romantic comedy between the two stars." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 30, 2005
B+ 55% Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (Boksuneun naui geot) (2002) " You can see [the director] struggling here toward better results in his subsequent films, but this one is only a worthwhile experiment." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 21, 2005
B 13% Stealth (2005) " Good for an evening when you need to put your brain on hold for two hours." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 14, 2005
A- 73% Pulse (Kairo) (2005) " Spooky stuff indeed, and well worth catching even for those that think they're tired of the J-horror invasion." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 11, 2005
B+ 60% Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical (2005) " Even if you hate musical theater -- or maybe especially if you do -- you might want to check out this very silly satire..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 8, 2005
A- 80% Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) " Clearly the best episode since Empire Strikes Back -- including awesome spectacle, thrilling action and genuine humor..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 2, 2005
A- 41% High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005) " Has that vague feeling of light snack dissatisfaction ... but ... makes up for that with relentless action, suspense and (on unrated DVD) deep red bloodletting." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 31, 2005
B- —— Frankenstein vs. the Creature from Blood Cove (2005) " Really delivers in the monster department..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 31, 2005
B 25% Bewitched (2005) " [Ferrell's] send-up of movie star posing, along with Kidman's charm, are the main reasons to catch this flick..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 27, 2005
A- 74% Land of the Dead (2005) " So has the wait been worth it? Well, for the most part, yes." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 19, 2005
B- 13% Batman & Robin (1997) " Joel Schumacher, taking over for Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, made things much worse by... delivering expensive messes." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- 44% Batman Forever (1995) " Joel Schumacher, taking over for Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, made things much worse by... delivering expensive messes." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- 79% Batman Returns (1992) " [The villains have] fascinating stories to crowd Keaton's hero out of the picture." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- 72% Batman (1989) " We weren't yet spoiled by cinema's ... ability to create on film anything that can be imagined, accepting anything that looked a bit clunky as part of the package." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- —— Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology 1989-1997 (2005) " With each movie poster, Batman himself became more buried by other characters and concepts." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
A 85% Batman Begins (2005) " Works as an epic drama, a rousing adventure, a horror yarn, and an exciting action spectacle [because of] the intelligence and sensitivity of the filmmakers..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B+ 68% The Fog (1979) " The Fog is a fine scary ghost story ... but it's no Halloween. And looking back 25 years later, it definitely shouldn't be." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 14, 2005
A- —— Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) " [In Kolchak] the supernatural was taken out of gothic castles to prowl in the shadows of the real world." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 5, 2005
B —— Hood of the Living Dead (2005) " By keeping things simple, the Quiroz team manages to produce an entertaining little horror feature without overextending themselves..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Sep 6, 2005
A+ —— Simpsons - Season 6 (2005) " Team Simpson is just cruisin'." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Aug 16, 2005
A 90% Kung Fu Hustle (2005) " If [it] brings great joy to general audiences, that joy should be doubled -- with a gentle nostalgic tug at the heartstrings -- for any fan of Old School martial arts cinema." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Aug 8, 2005
C —— Manson Family Movies (1984) " Since it's about an actual famous and horrific crime -- and filmed on many of the actual locations -- [it] picks up value as a tangential cultural document." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Aug 3, 2005
A —— Thin Man Collection (1991) " The movies in the Thin Man series have that special something that makes you want to watch them over and over again." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Aug 2, 2005
A 46% Constantine (2005) " It all has a logical sense that holds up under scrutiny for those brave and interested enough to pay attention." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jul 26, 2005
B —— Patlabor: The Mobile Police - The New Files Vol. 1 (1997) " The movies stand above the TV series in every way, but this is still a very good science fiction adventure series which hasn't aged much in 15 years." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jul 19, 2005
A 64% Bride and Prejudice (2005) " This is one movie that fills the screen with every imaginable color, on costumes, sets, locations -- and in the eyes of every character." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jul 5, 2005
A 75% Tetsuo: The Ironman (1989) " Packs a raw punch, delivering a fevered and disturbing nightmare vision." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 29, 2005
A+ 85% The War of the Worlds (1953) " The electronic thrum of a Martian machine's heat ray warming up is still able to send chills up your spine." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 29, 2005
B+ 16% Cursed (2005) " [Does] for the werewolf movie what Scream did for the slasher flick." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 23, 2005
B+ 65% Danger: Diabolik (1968) " A four-color comic book come to life." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 13, 2005
B+ 33% Seed Of Chucky (2004) " Director Don Mancini does a fine job... [as] the guiding force behind Chucky for 17 years, his heart is definitely in the right place." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 10, 2005
B- —— Marronnier (2005) " Writer/director Kobayashi is a bit too heavily influenced by manga in his creative choices." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 5, 2005
C+ 13% Boogeyman (2005) " Boogeyman spends a lot of time telling us that we ought to be scared, instead of making us scared." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 31, 2005
A —— The Forgotten Films of Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle (2005) " A fine representative sampling..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 24, 2005
A 76% Team America - World Police (2004) " Team America doesn't just skewer flag-waving knee-jerk conservatives - they go after flag-waving knee-jerk liberals, too." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 17, 2005
B+ 60% Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) " It's highly unusual for an action movie to be driven so much by performances, but Assault fits that rare niche." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 10, 2005
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