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Brian Thomas

Brian Thomas

Agrees with the Tomatometer 48% of the time.

Biography:
Now Playing Magazine contributor
Publications:
Chicago Reader , Now Playing Magazine
Total Reviews:
77

Worst Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
41% Freddy vs. Jason (2003) " Director Ronny Yu loses energy when it shifts to the dumb teen protagonists, and the script faithfully wallows in cliches so ridiculous they border on Scary Movie territory." — Chicago Reader
Posted Apr 5, 2010
C- 84% 2046 (2005) " Stifling, and spreads its minimal plot over too much time." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 6, 2006
C —— Manson Family Movies (1984) " Since it's about an actual famous and horrific crime -- and filmed on many of the actual locations -- [it] picks up value as a tangential cultural document." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Aug 3, 2005
C+ 13% Boogeyman (2005) " Boogeyman spends a lot of time telling us that we ought to be scared, instead of making us scared." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 31, 2005
2/4 84% Aliens of the Deep (2005) " Here we know only that Cameron and his bright-eyed young scientists (who take turns narrating) are heading to the deeper parts of the Atlantic and Pacific to observe the environment and life-forms down there." — Chicago Reader
Posted Feb 20, 2005
C+ 63% Phone (Pon) (2002) " The climax features some nice moments, including a terrific corpse discovery scene, but by then it's too late." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 20, 2005
B- —— Frankenstein vs. the Creature from Blood Cove (2005) " Really delivers in the monster department..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 31, 2005
B- 13% Batman & Robin (1997) " Joel Schumacher, taking over for Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, made things much worse by... delivering expensive messes." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- 44% Batman Forever (1995) " Joel Schumacher, taking over for Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, made things much worse by... delivering expensive messes." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- 79% Batman Returns (1992) " [The villains have] fascinating stories to crowd Keaton's hero out of the picture." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- 72% Batman (1989) " We weren't yet spoiled by cinema's ... ability to create on film anything that can be imagined, accepting anything that looked a bit clunky as part of the package." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- —— Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology 1989-1997 (2005) " With each movie poster, Batman himself became more buried by other characters and concepts." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 18, 2005
B- —— Marronnier (2005) " Writer/director Kobayashi is a bit too heavily influenced by manga in his creative choices." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 5, 2005
B —— Virgins From Hell (2006) " Another exploitation monstrosity from Indonesia seemingly crafted to measure your appetite for obscure and tasteless entertainment." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 6, 2006
B —— King Kong Vs. Godzilla/King Kong Escapes (2005) " It's too bad Toho couldn't make more Kong movies." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 20, 2005
B 33% Konga (1961) " Like all Cohen monster movies, Konga relies on its lead actor to keep the show on the road." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 14, 2005
B 13% Stealth (2005) " Good for an evening when you need to put your brain on hold for two hours." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 14, 2005
B 25% Bewitched (2005) " [Ferrell's] send-up of movie star posing, along with Kidman's charm, are the main reasons to catch this flick..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 27, 2005
B —— Hood of the Living Dead (2005) " By keeping things simple, the Quiroz team manages to produce an entertaining little horror feature without overextending themselves..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Sep 6, 2005
B —— Patlabor: The Mobile Police - The New Files Vol. 1 (1997) " The movies stand above the TV series in every way, but this is still a very good science fiction adventure series which hasn't aged much in 15 years." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jul 19, 2005
B 20% Man-Thing (2005) " One comics adaptation that comes with a few key panels missing." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 2, 2005
B 11% Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) " Instead of scaring us, we're told that we're supposed to be scared." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Mar 1, 2005
B 61% The American Astronaut (2001) " If you're in the mood for something really out there, this one delivers many rewards." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 21, 2005
B 36% Shark Tale (2004) " When the actor overwhelms the cartoon, then things are getting out of hand." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 7, 2005
B+ 59% Dune (1984) " Overcome by its own weight." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 9, 2006
B+ 20% Doom (2005) " The movie turns an excellent videogame into a merely average monster action movie for the first hour, but with a few plot twists manages to rise above that mark a bit in the last act." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 31, 2006
B+ 36% King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963) " The effects are not as good as in sequels to follow, but they're acceptable -- though the Kong costume is horrible." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 20, 2005
B+ 55% Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (Boksuneun naui geot) (2002) " You can see [the director] struggling here toward better results in his subsequent films, but this one is only a worthwhile experiment." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 21, 2005
B+ 60% Reefer Madness - The Movie Musical (2005) " Even if you hate musical theater -- or maybe especially if you do -- you might want to check out this very silly satire..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 8, 2005
B+ 68% The Fog (1979) " The Fog is a fine scary ghost story ... but it's no Halloween. And looking back 25 years later, it definitely shouldn't be." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 14, 2005
B+ 16% Cursed (2005) " [Does] for the werewolf movie what Scream did for the slasher flick." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 23, 2005
B+ 65% Danger: Diabolik (1968) " A four-color comic book come to life." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 13, 2005
B+ 33% Seed Of Chucky (2004) " Director Don Mancini does a fine job... [as] the guiding force behind Chucky for 17 years, his heart is definitely in the right place." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jun 10, 2005
B+ 60% Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) " It's highly unusual for an action movie to be driven so much by performances, but Assault fits that rare niche." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 10, 2005
B+ 44% National Treasure (2004) " A winking action thriller in the Jerry Bruckheimer tradition that uses a knowledge of history as the basis of its fast moving treasure hunt plot." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted May 3, 2005
B+ 26% Blade: Trinity (2004) " Goyer shows great assuredness in his second film as director, making this a terrific action and f/x picture, if nothing more." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Apr 26, 2005
B+ —— Daimajin - Vol. 2: Wrath of Daimajin (1999) " Actually a better picture than Daimajin, mostly due to director Kenji Misumi... and his superior sense of imagery." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Apr 11, 2005
B+ 48% Saw (2004) " It's to the young Australian filmmaker's credit that audiences accept Saw as a Hollywood level film..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 15, 2005
B+ —— Daimajin - Vol. 1 (1999) " To many Westerners, Japanese cinema means two things: samurai action and giant monsters... [Daimajin] has both!" — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Feb 1, 2005
B+ 40% The Grudge (2004) " The Grudge is the first horror film in quite a while to deliver actual chills up and down my spine..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 31, 2005
B+ 50% The Beastmaster (1982) " It's his admittedly silly but heroic menagerie that sets Dar apart from the many sword-swinging movie heroes of the era." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Jan 25, 2005
B+ —— Gregory Horror Show - Vol. 1: The Nightmare Begins (2004) " GHS bears a greater resemblance to a video game idea than to a traditional TV show..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 7, 2004
A- 82% Serenity (2005) " Whedon gives us a feature containing all his strengths: characterization, sharply humorous and naturally dramatic dialogue, brilliant casting, thrilling action..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Dec 21, 2005
A- 58% Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) " The action is thrilling in a way that modern movies do so well, but it only forms a healthy breeding ground for romantic comedy between the two stars." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 30, 2005
A- 73% Pulse (Kairo) (2005) " Spooky stuff indeed, and well worth catching even for those that think they're tired of the J-horror invasion." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 11, 2005
A- 80% Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) " Clearly the best episode since Empire Strikes Back -- including awesome spectacle, thrilling action and genuine humor..." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Nov 2, 2005
A- 41% High Tension (Switchblade Romance) (2005) " Has that vague feeling of light snack dissatisfaction ... but ... makes up for that with relentless action, suspense and (on unrated DVD) deep red bloodletting." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 31, 2005
A- 74% Land of the Dead (2005) " So has the wait been worth it? Well, for the most part, yes." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 19, 2005
A- —— Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1974) " [In Kolchak] the supernatural was taken out of gothic castles to prowl in the shadows of the real world." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Oct 5, 2005
A- 88% House of Flying Daggers (Shi mian mai fu) (2004) " It's the action, as well as terrific cinematography and music, that elevate House of Flying Daggers above the norm." — Now Playing Magazine
Posted Apr 19, 2005
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