Rotten
| Rotten 24%
| A Thousand Acres (1997) | "
Cry, cry, cry. Hug, hug, hug. Yadda, yadda, yadda." Posted Jul 3, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 77%
| Dark City (1998) | "
This is one of those movies that's more concerned with set design motivation than anything that's going on inside the characters' heads." Posted Apr 28, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Gummo (1997) | "
C'mon, Harmony. Mano a boyo. What are you really trying to prove here?" Posted Apr 28, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 71%
| Cop Land (1997) | "
It's pretty funny, actually, that Stallone gained 40 pounds to play this role, and what the movie needs more than anything else is to eat a salad and do some sit-ups." Posted Apr 9, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 80%
| Soul Food (1997) | "
An overt desire to please often leaves Tillman relying on force-feeding techniques." Posted Mar 17, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 51%
| Under Suspicion (2000) | "
Too tawdry to be completely entertaining, and too static to generate much excitement." Posted May 1, 2003 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 50%
| Halloween: H2O (1998) | "
I'm currently stuck watching the revival of a movie form that appalled me the first time around, then disappeared from view after a torrent of thoughtless re-workings that resembled bloody tape loops." Posted Nov 15, 2002 |
Rotten
| Fresh 77%
| The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) | "
For a movie that's so full of anger and confusion, there sure aren't many memorable clashes, aside from the ones that take place in the kids' imaginations." Posted Jun 21, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 33%
| Windtalkers (2002) | "
No amount of burning, blasting, stabbing, and shooting can hide a weak script." Posted Jun 15, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 44%
| Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) | "
It practically lies down and wallows in its mega-hammy 'I Am Woman' tone." Posted Jun 7, 2002 |
Rotten
| Fresh 76%
| Undercover Brother (2002) | "
A spy movie-blaxploitation picture spoof that repeats itself so often, and hits its targets so erratically, you'd swear it was adapted from a Saturday Night Live skit." Posted May 31, 2002 |
Rotten
| Fresh 66%
| Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) | "
It's a mixed bag, but not as dreadfully mixed as the last one." Posted May 15, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 48%
| Unfaithful (2002) | "
The audience when I saw this one was chuckling at all the wrong times, and that's a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack." Posted May 9, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 46%
| Hollywood Ending (2002) | "
Though it draws several decent laughs, it's low-cal Woody at best." Posted May 3, 2002 |
Rotten
| Fresh 63%
| Salton Sea (2002) | "
If you're determined to see this one, don't forget to bring a soapy washcloth." Posted Apr 26, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 30%
| Murder by Numbers (2002) | "
At 118 minutes, the running time allows for too much dawdling and not enough legitimate tension." Posted Apr 19, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 31%
| High Crimes (2002) | "
High Crimes, an often pedestrian courtroom drama reteaming Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman, is like a symphony played on cell phones." Posted Apr 5, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 24%
| Showtime (2002) | "
It's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us, folks. It's laughing at us." Posted Mar 14, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 28%
| The Time Machine (2002) | "
... surprisingly inert for a movie in which the main character travels back and forth between epochs." Posted Mar 7, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 38%
| 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) | "
It comes dangerously close to being America's first sex comedy without comedy." Posted Mar 1, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 7%
| Dragonfly (2002) | "
Costner's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops, and some of the more overtly silly dialogue would sink Laurence Olivier." Posted Feb 21, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 22%
| John Q (2002) | "
Director Nick Cassavetes and screenwriter James Kearns make Washington look silly for the first time in his career." Posted Feb 14, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 43%
| Big Fat Liar (2002) | "
The overall effect is less like a children's movie than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts." Posted Feb 8, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 10%
| Slackers (2002) | "
The footage seems to have been tossed into the air and randomly reassembled when it hit the ground." Posted Feb 2, 2002 |
Rotten
| Fresh 85%
| Monster's Ball (2001) | "
Although director Marc Forster pulls decent performances from both Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry, coincidence-filled plotting, lame dialogue, and ham-fisted symbolism repeatedly undermine his best intentions." Posted Feb 2, 2002 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Charlotte Gray (2001) | "
Blanchett is an extraordinary actress, and she does what she can to flesh out the material. But Charlotte is one of the least active underground operatives in movie history." Posted Jan 11, 2002 |
Rotten
| Fresh 76%
| Black Hawk Down (2001) | "
Look out, everybody: Two of the most pandering, tactless filmmakers in Hollywood history are now teaching us about honor among soldiers." Posted Dec 28, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 47%
| Kate and Leopold (2001) | "
Cute or not, Ryan is starting to seem like a stubborn homecoming queen who refuses to surrender her tiara." Posted Dec 24, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 79%
| The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) | "
Inappropriate directness informs every second of The Royal Tenenbaums, and it just about wrecks the movie." Posted Dec 13, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 36%
| Behind Enemy Lines (2001) | "
An implausible military technology adventure that takes about 10 minutes to get started, then climaxes for an hour-and-a-half." Posted Nov 29, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 94%
| In the Bedroom (2001) | "
As good as the performances are, much of the movie flounders." Posted Nov 24, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 64%
| Spy Game (2001) | "
Scott films every scene, no matter how routine, as if he's covering the launch of a nuclear missile." Posted Nov 21, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 78%
| Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) | "
Columbus and screenwriter Steve Kloves are so careful to avoid offending anyone by excising a passage from the book, the so-called narrative is more like a jamboree inside Rowling's head." Posted Nov 15, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 66%
| Heist (2001) | "
Once you recognize that each new development is nothing more than a prelude to another con, any sense of tension is moot." Posted Nov 9, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 76%
| Tape (2001) | "
The banter isn't sharp enough to drive the story, and Linklater's lack of visual elegance is a major hindrance." Posted Nov 2, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 24%
| Domestic Disturbance (2001) | "
About as tense as a game of connect-the-dots." Posted Nov 2, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 46%
| Life as a House (2001) | "
Life as a House is beautifully shot, by legendary cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond, but let's get metaphorical again: a nice paint job is no substitute for a solid foundation." Posted Oct 26, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 53%
| My First Mister (2001) | "
Franklin's gooey, implausible script is too ridiculous to support unexpected bouts of sincerity, and the darkness is seldom as profound as it should be." Posted Oct 25, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 52%
| The Last Castle (2001) | "
Starts out Pretty Good, then it turns Silly, and finishes up Really Dumb." Posted Oct 18, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 58%
| Serendipity (2001) | "
So stringently a 'romantic comedy,' you could review it with a pie chart." Posted Oct 10, 2001 |
Rotten
| Fresh 74%
| Joy Ride (2001) | "
The endless cat-and-mouse game starts out silly, then it gets ridiculous." Posted Oct 5, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 21%
| The Glass House (2001) | "
One look at Terry and Erin's home, and you can sense director Daniel Sackheim gearing up for a tsunami of hogwash." Posted Sep 24, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 52%
| Rock Star (2001) | "
We're supposed to be quietly appalled by the very things that are being used to draw thrill-seeking adolescents to the movie." Posted Sep 6, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 45%
| The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001) | "
It seems that Allen now makes pictures out of habit, rather than desire or ambition, and the results often feel more like rough drafts than finished products." Posted Aug 23, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 52%
| American Pie 2 (2001) | "
The entire movie plays like a fifth-rate burlesque show sprinkled with indiscreet product placement." Posted Aug 10, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 29%
| Jackpot (2001) | "
If you have nothing to say about nothingness, you make a nothing movie." Posted Jul 27, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| America's Sweethearts (2001) | "
The script is full of half-considered character stances." Posted Jul 20, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 53%
| Cats & Dogs (2001) | "
Though its furry cast members are sometimes cute, the movie systematically converts Babe's tender, talking-animals appeal into just another soulless gadget-fest." Posted Jul 5, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 19%
| Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) | "
Character shadings take a back seat to confusing exposition and feeble mysticism." Posted Jun 14, 2001 |
Rotten
| Rotten 42%
| Evolution (2001) | "
Evolution amusing, not very involving." Posted Jun 7, 2001 |