|
.5/4
|
49%
|
Jackass - The Movie (2002) |
"
Can literally make one sick, so be prepared."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Oct 28, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
31%
|
Man on a Ledge (2012) |
"
Noisy street crowds and an "Attica!" shoutout allude to Sidney Lumet's classic "Dog Day Afternoon," suggesting what "Ledge" director Asger Leth is hopelessly, vainly reaching for."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 26, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
23%
|
Conan the Barbarian (2011) |
"
This Conan barely qualifies as a character, smirking and hacking his way through life, never evolving into someone who can change or whom you want to follow."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 18, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
81%
|
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) |
"
This thin follow-up feels like a betrayal of its predecessor's accomplishments and goodwill, cheapening what worked in the first place to emphasize some wrong things this time around - particularly the film's 3-D presentation."
—
Seattle Times
Posted May 25, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
26%
|
Hop (2011) |
"
All in all, it's hard to know for whom "Hop" is made."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Mar 31, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
56%
|
Gnomeo and Juliet (2011) |
"
Are we in such a hurry to introduce preschool kids to "Romeo and Juliet" that they need to see a computer-animated, bowdlerized version featuring garden gnomes and a happy ending?"
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 10, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
13%
|
The Spy Next Door (2010) |
"
The Spy Next Door makes The Pacifier look like Citizen Kane."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 14, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
60%
|
Pirate Radio (The Boat That Rocked) (2009) |
"
In just about every respect, Pirate Radio is less than seaworthy."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Nov 12, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
51%
|
Observe and Report (2009) |
"
Here's hoping the talented Rogen, in the future, sifts out junk like this from the many opportunities before him."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Apr 9, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Push (2009) |
"
Movies don't get more headache-inducing than Push."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 5, 2009
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Never Back Down (2008) |
"
Towering above all is Hounsou, whose performance grants Never Back Down a measure of dignity."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Mar 14, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
22%
|
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) |
"
Sometimes, with a film like this, one grabs for anything potentially redeeming. It doesn't happen here."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Feb 8, 2008
|
|
1/4
|
1%
|
Daddy Day Camp (2007) |
"
What's worse than a listless sequel to a terrible movie? How about a listless sequel with a far less interesting cast than the first film."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 8, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
37%
|
The Ten (2007) |
"
A lame and irritating comedy that is an endurance test to sit through."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 3, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
30%
|
The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai (2003) |
"
Sachiko Hanai is pretty much just raunch, much like the stuff that insinuates itself onto late-night premium channel programming. And which gets old fast."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 1, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
40%
|
Beerfest (2006) |
"
Beerfest is an excuse to get happily dumb and decadent, which would be great if the movie was actually funny."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 25, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
75%
|
Hair High (2004) |
"
Demonstrates the problem with taking a singular animated style -- best seen in witty, small doses -- and extending it to a 78-minute feature that taxes one's patience."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Mar 24, 2006
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
Along the way, you pray we've finally reached the nadir of gross-out movies; that it's all uphill from here."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Aug 12, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
32%
|
Bomb the System (2003) |
"
Thoroughly fails to convince that its handful of New York characters known as 'bombers,' graffiti mongers futilely yearning for immortality via nightly despoiling of public and private property, is of any tragic interest."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 24, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
4%
|
The Bridge of San Luis Rey (2005) |
"
The Bridge of San Luis Rey raises an important philosophical question: Is it better to fall to one's death from a rickety rope bridge overlooking a deep gorge or watch this miserable movie about several people sharing that awful fate?"
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jun 10, 2005
|
|
1/4
|
1%
|
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"
Dreadful."
—
Seattle Times
Posted Jan 28, 2005
|
|
|
43%
|
Evolution (2001) |
"
An excruciating misfire."
—
Film.com
Posted Jun 7, 2001
|
|
|
35%
|
The Man Who Cried (2000) |
"
While we may like what we see, it's impossible to comprehend what much of it means or why we should care."
—
Film.com
Posted Jun 4, 2001
|
|
|
15%
|
The Trumpet of the Swan (2001) |
"
Though colorful and well-meaning, Trumpet of the Swan collapses as an emotional experience, its restless script unable to build a resonance of feeling that can lift the audience collectively."
—
Film.com
Posted May 10, 2001
|
|
|
14%
|
Driven (2001) |
"
A good deal of Driven is pure ephemera."
—
Film.com
Posted Apr 26, 2001
|
|
|
9%
|
Say It Isn't So (2001) |
"
Rogers replicates the Farrellys' formula but can't lasso their dopey authenticity."
—
Film.com
Posted Mar 22, 2001
|
|
|
61%
|
When Brendan Met Trudy (Stolen Nights) (2001) |
"
Halfway through the movie Doyle and Walsh abandon its potential to go for easy laughs."
—
Film.com
Posted Mar 8, 2001
|
|
|
14%
|
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001) |
"
A witless action piece."
—
Film.com
Posted Feb 22, 2001
|
|
|
16%
|
Left Behind - The Movie (2001) |
"
Nearly unendurable."
—
Film.com
Posted Feb 5, 2001
|
|
|
12%
|
Double Take (2001) |
"
Botched on every count."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 11, 2001
|
|
|
24%
|
Gun Shy (2000) |
"
Gun Shy can't rise on wobbly legs."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
88%
|
Titanic (in 3D) (2012) |
"
The would-be emotional centerpiece of his three-hours-plus adventure flick is the most juvenile romantic tale of 1997."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
13%
|
Whipped (1999) |
"
Cohen, an experienced feature producer but first-time director, is hung up on superficial production values over substance."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
22%
|
8MM (1999) |
"
There is a plodding, linear development and no semblance of a moral anchor."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
31%
|
102 Dalmatians (2000) |
"
A typical sequel from hell."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
62%
|
Music of the Heart (1999) |
"
It may be premature to think Craven just doesn't spark outside the horror genre, but there's nothing here to suggest the opposite."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
23%
|
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) |
"
Utterly disposable."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
8%
|
The Omega Code (1999) |
"
Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
13%
|
Screwed (2000) |
"
If this is how they want to squander a hard-earned opportunity, they should keep their day jobs."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
93%
|
Dead Man Walking (1995) |
"
Robbins, who also wrote the script, is no Truman Capote, let alone a Victor Hugo, and his film trips up constantly on indecisiveness about what it is he's trying to say."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
25%
|
Mission To Mars (2000) |
"
Mission to Mars is neither commercial nor intriguingly indulgent."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
6%
|
Universal Soldier - The Return (1999) |
"
A screenwriter's desperate imagination!"
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
28%
|
Snow Day (2000) |
"
Not a waste of time, but not quite in control of its destination."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
30%
|
Big Momma's House (2000) |
"
This is pretty much a lazy film with a few lighthearted moments and no substance."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
80%
|
The Green Mile (1999) |
"
The Green Mile is simply a case of severe overreaching and the illusion that an overstuffed movie is an epic movie."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
56%
|
Mumford (1999) |
"
There is a curious absence of development in this film."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
48%
|
My Fellow Americans (1996) |
"
A very bad, uninspired comedy with slight leanings toward self-importance."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
36%
|
Blue Streak (1999) |
"
You watch this movie for Lawrence's antics but soon realize he doesn't really involve the audience in his comedy, the way Murphy did in 48Hrs."
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
57%
|
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) |
"
An absolute disaster!"
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
|
|
79%
|
Office Space (1999) |
"
Grasping and aimless!"
—
Film.com
Posted Jan 1, 2000
|
67%
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