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0/4
|
53%
|
I'm Still Here (2010) |
"
If Phoenix and Affleck are engaged in an extended performance-art piece, their message ? that America?s celebrity culture is empty and soul-crushing ? isn?t anything that hasn?t been said before."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Oct 9, 2010
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|
0/4
|
18%
|
The Tooth Fairy (2010) |
"
No one comes out of Tooth Fairy smelling minty-fresh, but Judd especially is ill-served by a girlfriend role that forces the actress to switch moods every five minutes to suit the plot."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 12, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
28%
|
Remember Me (2010) |
"
[The ending] shamelessly exploits a real-life event, an iconic moment whose heartbreak far eclipses anything this cheap melodrama contrives."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 12, 2010
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
Old Dogs (2009) |
"
This excruciating comedy tests the limits of how many shots to the crotch a movie can show, or an audience can absorb."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Nov 25, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
27%
|
Play The Game (2009) |
"
I never contemplated what Andy Griffith's face would look like during orgasm, and I curse this atrocious and shoddy romantic comedy for making Griffith do it and making anyone watch it."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Nov 13, 2009
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
An American Carol (2008) |
"
How dumb does Hollywood think American conservatives are? Not half as dumb as conservative filmmaker David Zucker thinks they are."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Oct 6, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
19%
|
Meet Dave (2008) |
"
Dumb jokes, cheap special effects and Murphy's mugging add up to an eternity in 92 minutes."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jul 10, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
88 Minutes (2008) |
"
Movies this stupid usually have names like Pauly Shore or Larry the Cable Guy attached, not Al Pacino."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Apr 18, 2008
|
|
0/4
|
34%
|
P2 (2007) |
"
Like a driver lost in a parking garage, this awful splatter-fest spends its time going in circles accomplishing nothing."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Nov 9, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
9%
|
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) |
"
[Lohan]'s hitting rock-bottom onscreen, too."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jul 28, 2007
|
|
0/4
|
26%
|
Saw III (2006) |
"
The only good thing to say about Saw III is that it seems, based on what happens in the finale, to be the last. Let us hope so, anyway."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Oct 28, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
27%
|
What the Bleep!?: Down the Rabbit Hole (2006) |
"
Only the truest of true believers would want to sit through it again."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 3, 2006
|
|
0/4
|
61%
|
Lord of War (2005) |
"
This issue deserves a serious airing, which it doesn't get in a movie this slick and morally bankrupt."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Sep 19, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
The Man (2005) |
"
Did the film reels for The Man arrive at theaters with a white label with a blue stripe and the words "action comedy" in block letters?"
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Sep 12, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
9%
|
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) |
"
Apparently, in shooting on location in Amsterdam, [the filmmakers] spent the budget on legal hashish rather than on focus pullers or decent film stock."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Aug 12, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
16%
|
Eating Out (2004) |
"
Like a Will & Grace episode gone horribly wrong."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jun 10, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
63%
|
Mail Order Wife (2005) |
"
You know you're in trouble when baseballer-turned-ratfink Jose Canseco isn't the sleaziest thing in your movie."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted May 6, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
24%
|
The Amityville Horror (2005) |
"
Anyone who would enjoy this garbage probably delights in pulling the wings off flies."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Apr 15, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
15%
|
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) |
"
A would-be feminist farce that will leave you slackjawed at its incompetence."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Feb 25, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
26%
|
Anatomy of Hell (2004) |
"
Breillat reduces sexuality to the basest coupling of body parts, and Anatomy of Hell reduces film to freak-show voyeurism."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jan 7, 2005
|
|
0/4
|
5%
|
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"
Roth and Columbus serve up strained slapstick routines, a slew of uninvolving characters and tritely manipulative subplots."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Nov 24, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"
Neither Mitchell nor Affleck can make Drew's borderline-psychotic behavior appear sympathetic, no matter how much fake Christmas cheer is pumped into the movie."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Oct 22, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
19%
|
She Hate Me (2004) |
"
A train wreck as only Spike Lee could make it."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Oct 8, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
0%
|
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004) |
"
Writer-director Gary Preisler just plods through lame grossout jokes (most of them neutered to get a PG-13) that turn 87 minutes into an eternity. "
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Sep 20, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
18%
|
Paparazzi (2004) |
"
Mel Gibson... shows up in Bo's counselor's office - inviting the audience, bored with the movie, to speculate on Mel's own media-persecution complex."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Sep 4, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
0%
|
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) |
"
What uncaring parent would waste their children's time taking them to see this nonsense? ... And what incriminating photos do the producers have of Jon Voight? "
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Aug 30, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Exorcist - The Beginning (2004) |
"
Jesus, Mary and Joseph -- could they have made a worse movie out of Exorcist: The Beginning?"
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Aug 20, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
15%
|
White Chicks (2004) |
"
Aims to offend, but the people most offended may be moviegoers who expect movies to actually work for their laughs."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jun 25, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
18%
|
Soul Plane (2004) |
"
There's talent in this cast... [and] forcing these performers to run through the contorted non-humor of Soul Plane is simply a disaster."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jun 1, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
Envy (2004) |
"
Weisz... has the most thankless role and was apparently instructed to play her like Jennifer Tilly in heat."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted May 1, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
13%
|
Agent Cody Banks 2 - Destination London (2004) |
"
May be the dumbest thing associated with Anglo-American intelligence since the sexed-up WMD dossier."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 12, 2004
|
|
0/4
|
11%
|
Dr. Seuss - The Cat in the Hat (2003) |
"
Too stupid for grown-ups, too gross for the tots, / the movie was really upsetting me -- lots."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Nov 21, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
8%
|
Grind (2003) |
"
'Skateboarding is not a crime' ... but the movie is -- a tasteless, plotless, brainless, humorless, charmless and endless crime against cinema."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Aug 15, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
7%
|
Gigli (2003) |
"
I doubt even [Jen and Ben], popping in the DVD as if it were a home movie, would be able to detect any onscreen chemistry."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Aug 1, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
23%
|
Bad Boys II (2003) |
"
Michael Bay, as critics long have suspected, is the devil -- and ... the overblown orgy of gunfire and crumpled cars called Bad Boys II is the spawn of Satan."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jul 18, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
44%
|
Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle (2003) |
"
The self-conscious silliness of the first Charlie's Angels has been overwhelmed here by a stifling smugness."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jun 27, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
14%
|
View from the Top (2003) |
"
View From the Top feels like a salvage job, as if Weinstein or somebody at Miramax knew they had a dog -- so they recut it and added scenes of Myers' wacky behavior."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 21, 2003
|
|
0/4
|
12%
|
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002) |
"
[T]hat fluttering sound you hear [is] just the critics' goodwill Sandler earned from Punch-Drunk Love flying out the window."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Nov 29, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
25%
|
Formula 51 (The 51st State) (2002) |
"
I thought "Rocky Horror" would be the only time I would ever see Meat Loaf's internal organs."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Oct 18, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
6%
|
The New Guy (2002) |
"
You know after only 10 minutes that this atrociously unfunny high-school comedy is a dud."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted May 10, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
21%
|
Jason X (2002) |
"
As a movie, Jason X is a piece of garbage. As a drinking game, it is ideal."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Apr 26, 2002
|
|
0/4
|
30%
|
All About the Benjamins (2002) |
"
Someone should tell director Kevin Bray that Miami Vice has been cancelled."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 8, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
The Getaway (1994) |
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Sep 26, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Striking Distance (1993) |
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Sep 26, 2002
|
|
1/4
|
47%
|
The Three Stooges (2012) |
"
I was hoping for one good joke, one gut-busting bit of slapstick - any sign that there's some small amount of brainpower backing up the silliness. But there was nothing."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted May 4, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
0%
|
A Thousand Words (2012) |
"
The sort of awful formulaic crud that 30 Rock brilliantly mocked just before Leap Day."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Mar 28, 2012
|
|
1/4
|
0%
|
The Undefeated (2011) |
"
After proclaiming that Palin is a woman of substance, in the end Bannon's movie is all about her style"
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jul 29, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
35%
|
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
"
An empty-headed special-effects monstrosity that's just as incoherent, offensive and stupid as Revenge of the Fallen."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jun 29, 2011
|
|
1/4
|
9%
|
Marmaduke (2010) |
"
The only revelation in this movie is that stilted dialogue doesn't sound any better coming out of a computer-animated dog's mouth than a human's."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Jun 4, 2010
|
|
1/4
|
19%
|
The Back-up Plan (2010) |
"
[Lopez] has no flair for physical comedy, no chemistry with O'Loughlin, and no clue that she needs to sacrifice her glamour for the sake of comedy."
—
Salt Lake Tribune
Posted Apr 23, 2010
|
67%
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98%
