Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
Hugely disappointing, painfully unfunny comedy that completely wastes its talented cast and then compounds the misery with a dismal script." — ViewLondon Posted Oct 15, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 28%
| Pandorum (2009) | "
Pandorum squanders its excellent premise and the result is a disappointing, barely coherent mess." — ViewLondon Posted Oct 2, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| Jack Said (2009) | "
Dreadful British thriller with a tedious script, irritating characters, amateurish performances and a surprising lack of anything resembling action or thrills." — ViewLondon Posted Sep 25, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 4%
| Miss March (2009) | "
Abysmal, laugh-free and frequently offensive comedy whose one or two original ideas are completely overshadowed by smutty, puerile gags and a plot that's so insultingly sexist that you wonder if it's part of an elaborate prank." — ViewLondon Posted Sep 10, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| Dance Flick (2009) | "
Desperately unfunny comedy that lurches clumsily from one tedious spoof scene to the next, under the mistaken impression that just referencing a film or a celebrity is enough to get laughs." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 21, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 38%
| Imagine That (2009) | "
A spectacularly misguided, badly written and painfully unfunny comedy that falls flat on every conceivable level." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 11%
| Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) | "
The acting is terrible (and not in a good way), the script is boring and if you've seen the trailer you've already seen all the effects shots." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 7, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 23%
| Jonas Brothers - The Concert Experience (2009) | "
The lack of depth or personality makes Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience a tedious, empty viewing experience for anyone unlucky enough to be dragged to see it." — ViewLondon Posted May 28, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 30%
| Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) | "
Badly written, poorly conceived and utterly laugh-free comedy-horror whose idea of wit and invention doesn't extend beyond the nudge nudge, wink wink nature of the title." — ViewLondon Posted Mar 19, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| The Pink Panther 2 (2009) | "
Lazy, poorly written and badly directed comedy that completely wastes its talented cast and doesn't have a single laugh in it." — ViewLondon Posted Feb 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 27%
| Clubbed (2009) | "
Below average British crime drama that's let down by a shockingly weak central performance, some poor direction, shoddy production design and a cop-out ending." — ViewLondon Posted Jan 16, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| The Accidental Husband (2009) | "
Dismal romantic comedy that gets everything wrong, thanks to an appalling script, bad performances, embarrassing stereotypes, zero chemistry between the leads and painfully unfunny jokes." — ViewLondon Posted Feb 28, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 24%
| The Life Before Her Eyes (2008) | "
Poorly conceived, badly written and ultimately ridiculous drama with a jaw-droppingly crass twist ending that backfires horribly." — ViewLondon Posted Mar 27, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 9%
| Reverb (2008) | "
Badly directed, poorly written and ultimately scare-free British horror flick that looks embarrassingly cheap and completely wastes its talented cast." — ViewLondon Posted Mar 6, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| The Secret of Moonacre (2008) | "
Poorly written, badly acted and ultimately disappointing fantasy adventure that suffers from plodding direction and fails to connect on an emotional level." — ViewLondon Posted Feb 5, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 27%
| Seven Pounds (2008) | "
Ill conceived, poorly written and badly directed drama, featuring a career worst performance from Will Smith." — ViewLondon Posted Jan 16, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| Max Payne (2008) | "
Badly written, poorly acted and surprisingly dull action thriller that substitutes loud gunfire for thrills and doesn't bother to develop the characters beyond their video game origins." — ViewLondon Posted Nov 14, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 2%
| Disaster Movie (2008) | "
Disaster Movie is lazily written, insulting rubbish and it's unquestionably one of the worst films of the year. Avoid like your life depended on it." — ViewLondon Posted Sep 5, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| College Road Trip (2008) | "
An entirely laugh-free 83 minutes, spent in the company of irritating characters." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 21, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| The Love Guru (2008) | "
Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| The Love Guru (2008) | "
Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging." — ViewLondon Posted Jul 31, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | The Oxford Murders (2008) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted May 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| One Missed Call (2008) | "
Poorly conceived, badly cast and frequently dull horror film that fails in its quest to make mobile phones scary." — ViewLondon Posted Apr 10, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 67%
| How She Move (2008) | "
Disappointing dance drama that suffers from a badly scripted plot, dull performances and poorly choreographed dance routines." — ViewLondon Posted Apr 3, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Dangerous Parking (2007) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted Oct 18, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Cashback (2007) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted May 8, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 4%
| Code Name: The Cleaner (2007) | "
Depressingly laugh-free comedy that's so irredeemably awful that you'll wonder why Martin Lawrence isn't in it." — ViewLondon Posted Dec 27, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 38%
| August Rush (2007) | "
Nauseating drama with poor direction, dodgy performances and a sappy, cliche-laden script." — ViewLondon Posted Nov 29, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 27%
| Lions for Lambs (2007) | "
Tedious, preaching-to-the-converted drama with lifeless direction and a shockingly ham-fisted script." — ViewLondon Posted Nov 9, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 1%
| Daddy Day Camp (2007) | "
Desperately unfunny, badly written sequel that's essentially a mish-mash of tired cliches, fart gags and genuinely terrible performances. One to avoid." — ViewLondon Posted Oct 18, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| War (2007) | "
Badly plotted, poorly directed action flick – it's no surprise this wasn't shown to critics before its release." — ViewLondon Posted Sep 29, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 53%
| The Walker (2007) | "
Slow-moving, badly acted and painfully pretentious drama that fails to engage on any level." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 9, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 7%
| Captivity (2007) | "
A badly written, poorly directed and appallingly acted mess." — ViewLondon Posted Jun 30, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| Are We Done Yet? (2007) | "
Basically, the title says it all and if you're unlucky enough to end up seeing this, you'll be repeating that title for the entire 96 minutes. Avoid." — ViewLondon Posted Jun 19, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| Wild Hogs (2007) | "
There's not a single funny joke in the entire film, unless your idea of humour involves characters repeatedly crashing into things." — ViewLondon Posted Apr 12, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 2%
| Epic Movie (2007) | "
Desperately unamusing comedy that lurches clumsily from one tedious spoof to the next, under the mistaken impression that just referencing a film is enough to get laughs." — ViewLondon Posted Feb 22, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 5%
| Because I Said So (2007) | "
A shocking embarrassment for all concerned, this is a badly written, badly acted and poorly directed mess from start to finish." — ViewLondon Posted Feb 15, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 17%
| Revolver (2007) | "
There's no point beating around the bush - Revolver is a complete and utter mess from start to finish." — ViewLondon Posted Sep 24, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 10%
| Free Jimmy (2006) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted Oct 23, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 75%
| The Book of Revelation (2006) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted Oct 18, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | The Ugly Duckling and Me (2006) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted Feb 7, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 4%
| Zoom (2006) | "
Zoom is a shocking waste of a decent premise - it could have been the Galaxy Quest of superhero movies but instead it's a badly directed, poorly written and desperately unamusing mess." — ViewLondon Posted Dec 30, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) | "
Badly written, shockingly acted and appallingly directed threequel that will please precisely no-one." — ViewLondon Posted Nov 23, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Little Man (2006) | "
Abysmal comedy that's nonsensical, frequently offensive and almost entirely laugh-free." — ViewLondon Posted Aug 31, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| Ultraviolet (2006) | "
Just when you thought Aeon Flux couldn't have been any more rubbish, along comes Ultraviolet to prove you wrong." — ViewLondon Posted Jun 24, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 12%
| The Benchwarmers (2006) | "
Unfunny, badly thought out and occasionally downright offensive, this is an extremely poor effort, even by the standards of other Rob Schneider movies." — ViewLondon Posted Jun 1, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 6%
| Date Movie (2006) | "
Alyson Hannigan makes an adorable lead, but Date Movie only succeeds in making you feel sorry for her and wishing that someone would cast her in a proper romcom." — ViewLondon Posted Feb 23, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 6%
| Big Momma's House 2 (2006) | "
You'd have more fun poking out your own eyes. Is there a petition we can sign to stop Lawrence making any more movies?" — ViewLondon Posted Feb 9, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Shadows In The Sun (2005) |
Click here to read article — ViewLondon Posted Jun 4, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 67%
| Reeker (2005) | "
The biggest problem is that unless your cinema is equipped with Smell-O-Vision, then the supposedly terrifying stench of the creature is likely to be lost on you, no matter how often the actors screw up their faces and go 'Ewwww!'" — ViewLondon Posted Jun 29, 2006 |
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