|
0/4
|
28%
|
The Game Plan (2007) |
"
About as vile a film as I've seen this year."
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Entertainment Insiders
Posted Oct 6, 2007
|
|
0/5
|
23%
|
Phat Girlz (2006) |
"
Outrageous comedy? damn right!!! I'm outraged that there's no comedy here AT ALL!!!!"
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Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Apr 11, 2006
|
|
0/5
|
9%
|
Ultraviolet (2006) |
"
If you want to break up with your significant other, take him/her to this turd."
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Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Mar 4, 2006
|
|
0/5
|
25%
|
The Heavenly Kid (1985) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Sep 5, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
14%
|
Stroker Ace (1983) |
"
Burt and Ned should be ashaimed of themselves."
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Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Dec 21, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
——
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Gumby: The Movie (1995) |
"
Clokey tries at a comeback and fails. Ik."
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Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Dec 21, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
17%
|
Jack (1996) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Dec 21, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
5%
|
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) |
"
Let's be blunt. This is an evil film. It defames Christianity, it's fascist, and while a number of the jokes work, it made me want to puke near the end."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Nov 27, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
7%
|
Surviving Christmas (2004) |
"
At least "Gigli" was watchable. Ewwww!"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Oct 23, 2004
|
|
0.02/5
|
1%
|
Alone in the Dark (2005) |
"
Quite possibly the worst of the year. Definiately the worst of the month."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jan 29, 2005
|
|
0.13/5
|
6%
|
A Sound of Thunder (2005) |
"
There is nothing good about this film except the acting."
—
Entertainment Insiders
Posted Sep 5, 2005
|
|
0.2/5
|
7%
|
Date Movie (2006) |
"
Mss Hannigan, who had she not currently been in a hit TV show, might have had her career destroyed by this turkey."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Feb 25, 2006
|
|
0.23/5
|
57%
|
Drawing Restraint 9 (2005) |
"
It doesn't make any sense, but then this is Matthew Barney, master of the mysterious, and I don't mean that in a good way."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Apr 6, 2006
|
|
0.3/5
|
52%
|
Strangers with Candy (2005) |
"
The worst movie of the summer"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jun 27, 2006
|
|
0.3/5
|
9%
|
Stay Alive (2006) |
"
Boring!!!"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Apr 6, 2006
|
|
0.3/5
|
72%
|
Bubble (2006) |
"
The script is boring, the acting atrocious, the direction is poor,...what the hell happened here?"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Feb 3, 2006
|
|
0.3/5
|
6%
|
Underclassman (2005) |
"
It's sad to see an exciting new director supervising a paint-by-numbers script of no creativity whatsoever."
—
Entertainment Insiders
Posted Sep 3, 2005
|
|
0.4/5
|
4%
|
The Celestine Prophecy (2006) |
"
One would think that since the book sold 14 million copies, Hollywood would have bought the film rights waay back then , but they didn't I can now see why."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Aug 11, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
14%
|
Black Christmas (2006) |
"
It's one of the least original serial killer flicks of the decade."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Dec 28, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
29%
|
Tideland (2006) |
"
A cinematic suicide note."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Oct 14, 2006
|
|
0.5/5
|
37%
|
Dear Wendy (2005) |
"
The Nazis did this sort of thing in THEIR cinema during the 1930s and '40s..."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Sep 24, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
53%
|
The Devil's Rejects (2005) |
"
We're supposed to feel bad for these people, as they didn't do anything so horrible, just tortured, killed and dismembered a few dozen innocent people., right?"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jul 30, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
25%
|
9 songs (2005) |
"
Smut."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jul 30, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
5%
|
The Perfect Man (2005) |
"
This is unwatchable, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jun 18, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
20%
|
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005) |
"
This may be the worst movie of the year!!! IK!!!"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jun 16, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
11%
|
Are We There Yet? (2005) |
"
It COULD have been something, but..."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jan 29, 2005
|
|
0.5/5
|
18%
|
Soul Plane (2004) |
"
If this was directed by a white guy it would be deemed racist, and rightly so."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted May 29, 2004
|
|
0.5/5
|
11%
|
New York Minute (2004) |
"
Ikkkkkkkkkkk!"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted May 8, 2004
|
|
0.5/5
|
44%
|
Connie And Carla (2004) |
"
...This could end her career and that would be a real shame. Nia deserves more than to be a one-hit wonder."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Apr 17, 2004
|
|
0.5/5
|
21%
|
Scooby-Doo 2 - Monsters Unleashed (2004) |
"
Okay, if there has to be a worst film of 2004, and there HAS, then this is a good place to start looking."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Mar 26, 2004
|
|
.5/5
|
13%
|
Ghost Ship (2002) |
"
Don't bother."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Oct 24, 2002
|
|
.5/5
|
74%
|
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002) |
"
Slapdash and boring."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Aug 9, 2002
|
|
.5/5
|
3%
|
Deuces Wild (2002) |
"
This film isn't worth the celluloid it's printed on."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted May 2, 2002
|
|
.5/5
|
10%
|
Slackers (2002) |
"
This is gross-out at it's lamest. Give it a pass."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Feb 14, 2002
|
|
0.8/5
|
18%
|
Kettle of Fish (2006) |
"
There is one truly great scene in this here movie and I'm not too sure if sitting through the awful-to-mediocre crap that precedes and follows it is actually worth the trouble."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Oct 6, 2006
|
|
0.8/5
|
50%
|
Manderlay (2006) |
"
This is clearly an allegory of the War in Iraq, pining for the days of Saddam, or maybe even Hitler, is what seems to be going on here."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Feb 3, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
The Shaggy Dog (2006) |
"
This film is evil, pure and simple."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Mar 11, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
Sorry, Haters (2005) |
"
The haters are not sorry, and they're the one making this film."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Mar 3, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
Imagine Me & You (2006) |
"
Had it not been for the homosexual content this script would have been considered too crappy to film"
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Feb 3, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas (1997) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Oct 5, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Like It Is (1999) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Sep 5, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Sep 5, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
The Cave (2005) |
"
It's dumb folks, yeah it's an "Alien" rip-off, but that's not a terrible thing, it's the complete lack logic and decent dialogue that's the problem."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Sep 3, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
Pretty Persuasion (2005) |
"
This thing is a racist cartoon version of American society in which all women are evil lesbians who enjoy destroying seemingly innocent people, who are probably guilty anyway."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Aug 20, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"
It's better than the Roger Corman version, but that's not saying much."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jul 8, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Lost Continent (1951) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jun 27, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
32%
|
Sgt. Bilko (1996) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jun 27, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
42%
|
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) |
"
...but for the most part they do the most insipid, uninspired stuff. Stuff like "The Love Bug VII." "
—
Entertainment Insiders
Posted Jun 25, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993) |
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Jun 6, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
The Ring Two (2005) |
"
Hideo Nakata directed the Japanese version of the "Ringu" series and one would expect that he'd know how to do a decent horror film..for some reason he didn't do it this time."
—
Greenwich Village Gazette
Posted Apr 9, 2005
|
67%
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