|
1/5
|
——
|
Top Cat (Don Gato y su pandilla) () |
"
What really raises the hackles are its tatty attempts to update the character to a modern New York filled with mobile phones, surveillance cameras and robot cops."
—
Total Film
Posted May 23, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Charlie Casanova () |
"
An opinionated motormouth reveals sociopathic tendencies in an Irish micro-budgeter that's the very definition of a hard slog."
—
Total Film
Posted May 10, 2012
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
The Three Musketeers (2011) |
"
What it lacks in abundance, alas, is élan, panache or joie de vivre."
—
Total Film
Posted Oct 11, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
Fathers of Girls () |
"
[A] dreary pot-boiler..."
—
Total Film
Posted Nov 10, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Burke and Hare (2011) |
"
An inept black farce about two 19th century bodysnatchers that couldn't be more lifeless if it was one of their victims."
—
Total Film
Posted Nov 4, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
Burke and Hare (2011) |
"
Funny as a funeral and as entertaining as an autopsy, this clumsy caper is more DOA than LOL."
—
Film4
Posted Nov 3, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
Some of the worst acting, action and dialogue you'll endure this year."
—
Total Film
Posted Aug 19, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
56%
|
Trash Humpers (2010) |
"
As close to unwatchable as cinema gets, Harmony Korine's latest stab at alienating his audience seems perversely designed to test the loyalty of those who stuck with the underground auteur through Gummo and Mister Lonely."
—
Total Film
Posted Jun 17, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
St Trinian's II: The Legend of Fritton's Gold (2009) |
"
A film that flails about wildly in search of at least one half-decent joke. Tragically, the closest it gets is having a dog hump Colin Firth's leg."
—
Total Film
Posted Jan 5, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Pink Panther 2 (2009) |
"
Someone, please make it stop!"
—
thelondonpaper
Posted Feb 13, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Clubbed (2008) |
"
The swaggering acting and profanity-rich dialogue, alas, make Neil Thompson's film feel little more than an excuse for Guy Ritchie-esque posturing."
—
thelondonpaper
Posted Jan 16, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
53%
|
Stone of Destiny (2008) |
"
A woeful slice of sentimental whimsy that makes Braveheart look like a documentary."
—
Film4
Posted Dec 19, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
88 Minutes (2008) |
"
Full of dreadful turns and awful dialogue ("There's been a breach in my most secure area!" mutters Al at one point), 88 Minutes is 107 too long."
—
Total Film
Posted Oct 3, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"
An unpleasant sex romp of the kind Robin Askwith made in the 1970s."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 9, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
5%
|
Good Luck Chuck (2007) |
"
As dire a cum-com as ever shot its load on a cinema screen."
—
Total Film
Posted Nov 9, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
61%
|
Death at a Funeral (2007) |
"
Take away the Four Weddings and you get this dismal Brit-com."
—
thelondonpaper
Posted Nov 2, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
The Brothers Solomon (2007) |
"
Oh, brother! Firing blanks in every direction, this tedious vehicle for two hard-to-like comedians is stillborn from the off."
—
Film4
Posted Nov 2, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
61%
|
Death at a Funeral (2007) |
"
An apologetic-looking cast treads gingerly over the resulting wreckage, though only the guy in the coffin emerges with his credibility intact."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 2, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
52%
|
Introducing the Dwights (2007) |
"
If you're making a film about a stand-up, it helps if she has at least one good gag in her routine."
—
thelondonpaper
Posted Sep 21, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
52%
|
Introducing the Dwights (2007) |
"
It's Keith Thompson's script that struggles here, his sub-Little Voice histrionics leaving next to nothing for the cast to work with."
—
Total Film
Posted Sep 21, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Are We Done Yet? (2007) |
"
McGinley, as it happens, is the film's only trump card, his madcap multi-tasker stealing every scene he's in and leaving the movie's nominal star for dead."
—
BBC
Posted Jun 8, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Norbit (2007) |
"
Three Eddie Murphys is three too many."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 6, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
Material Girls (2006) |
"
"This thing is screwier than Courtney Love!" whimpers Hilary in her usual chihuahua-on-helium whine. Even she, however, manages to shine next to her aggravating older sister, saddled as she is with all the comic timing of a mortally wounded elephant."
—
Total Film
Posted Feb 27, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Deck the Halls (2006) |
"
'My stupidity astounds me!' chortles Danny DeVito in Deck the Halls, a line that pretty much sums up this tale of warring neighbours with very different ideas about celebrating Christmas."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 30, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
30%
|
Unaccompanied Minors (2006) |
"
'It's like Lord Of The Flies in here!' cries nerdy teen Spencer (Dyllan Christopher) when he sees the film's quarantined crew, which is as clever as Paul Feig's movie gets."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 30, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
The Wicker Man (2006) |
"
To his credit Cage plays it with an admirably straight face, even when mugging a woman for her bear costume. But then he must have known from the beginning he was backing a loser."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 5, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
9%
|
Stay Alive (2006) |
"
Stuttering like a busted console, the film's lack of invention is only rivalled by a paucity of gore which will seem positively comical to gamers long since inured to cyberspace slaughter."
—
BBC
Posted Jul 4, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
The Shaggy Dog (2006) |
"
A flea-bitten farrago which bears only a fleeting resemblance to the 1959 film that inspired it."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 28, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Big Momma's House 2 (2006) |
"
It's really just a ploy for some more flaccid fat-suit antics that are as short of inspiration as Big Momma is of breath."
—
BBC
Posted Feb 14, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) |
"
Seems to take pride in being as loud, obnoxious and moronic as humanly possible."
—
BBC
Posted Aug 23, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
4%
|
The Whole Ten Yards (2003) |
"
98 minutes of mirth-free entertainment."
—
BBC
Posted Jun 22, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
The Sex Lives of the Potato Men () |
"
The result would be unspeakably vile if it wasn't so embarrassingly puerile."
—
BBC
Posted Mar 24, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Tooth (2004) |
—
BBC
Posted Mar 16, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Miranda (2002) |
—
BBC
Posted Nov 11, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The One and Only (2002) |
"
A love letter to Newcastle that, if nothing else, will be remembered for some of the worst accents ever heard in a British picture."
—
BBC
Posted Feb 20, 2003
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Boat Trip (2003) |
"
Short of shooting every cast member in the foot, it would be hard to imagine how this so-called comedy could be any more lame."
—
BBC
Posted Sep 23, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
14%
|
Black Knight (2001) |
—
BBC
Posted Aug 26, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Revelation (2003) |
—
BBC
Posted Apr 18, 2002
|
|
1/5
|
7%
|
Glitter (2001) |
"
Hilariously inept showcase."
—
BBC
Posted Nov 12, 2001
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Whipped (1999) |
—
BBC
Posted Jul 24, 2001
|
|
1/5
|
18%
|
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) |
"
Leiner's lame-brained travesty shoots for wacky but instead ends up being intensely irritating."
—
BBC
Posted Apr 16, 2001
|
|
|
7%
|
Envy (2004) |
"
Barry Levinson's career slump continues apace with a wannabe black comedy that's neither dark nor funny."
—
Film4
Posted Aug 11, 2008
|
|
|
41%
|
Jersey Girl (2004) |
"
Jersey Girl marks a low point for the tubby New Jersey auteur."
—
Film4
Posted Jun 23, 2008
|
|
|
41%
|
December Boys (2007) |
"
Rather drab, revolving as it does around the boys' twin quests to get adopted and catch an oversized fish. Where's Voldemort when you need him?"
—
thelondonpaper
Posted Sep 14, 2007
|
|
1/4
|
7%
|
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) |
"
Crammed with moppet mayhem, mawkish sentiment and bruising slapstick, it's a flat-footed retread only Right to Lifers could love."
—
BBC
Posted Dec 27, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
67%
|
Men in Black III (2012) |
"
In a summer hardly starved of comic-book properties, this redundant extension of a series that ran out of gas a decade ago doesn't need a neuralyzer to be forgettable."
—
Total Film
Posted May 18, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
9%
|
Piranha 3DD (2012) |
"
A virtual object lesson in the law of diminishing returns, director John Gulager displaying little of his predecessor Alexandre Aja's flair for juggling gory mayhem with sophomoric silliness."
—
Total Film
Posted May 15, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
10%
|
The Cold Light of Day (2012) |
"
[A] workmanlike slice of sub-Bourne hijinks..."
—
Total Film
Posted Apr 12, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
50%
|
Mirror Mirror (2012) |
"
To borrow a line Roberts spits at Collins, there's something about Mirror that's incredibly irritating."
—
Total Film
Posted Apr 3, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
46%
|
StreetDance 2 () |
"
The homegrown appeal of StreetDance gets lost in a sequel with one foot across the pond, the other over the channel."
—
Total Film
Posted Mar 19, 2012
|
67%
——
98%
