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Critics / Colin Covert / Movies
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    COLIN COVERT

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 76% of the time.

    Publications: Chicago Tribune, Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Total Reviews: 1250

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    Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date (default)

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    71%

    Sherlock Holmes (2009)

    " This is a swashbuckling, pratfalling romp designed to make cerebral Holmes purists drop their monocles into their teacups." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 25, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/4

    Rotten
    37%

    Nine (2009)

    " Nine expires in every sluggish, graceless scene." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 25, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    82%

    A Single Man (2009)

    " It is as gorgeous as you would expect, and surprisingly large-hearted." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 25, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    83%

    Broken Embraces (2009)

    " Pedro Almodovar's latest movie is positively drunk in its desire for handsome actors and beautiful actresses, gorgeously art-directed sets, suspense, comedy, ironic flashbacks, tragic romance." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 25, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    49%

    It's Complicated (2009)

    " Nancy Meyers never pushes for a hard truth when she can reach for an easy laugh. She's like an industrial device, stamping out 100 percent pure-plastic midlife female fantasy." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 25, 2009

    Rotten
    1/4

    Rotten
    14%

    Did You Hear About the Morgans? (2009)

    " A painful failure, lumpish and crude." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 18, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    83%

    Avatar (2009)

    " The film vibrates with the excitement of discovery and awe. Not just for the sight of six-legged rhinos and butterfly-hued dragons, but for the thousands of hours of work that unite here in a creative epiphany." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 17, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Fresh
    83%

    Me and Orson Welles (2009)

    " Me and Orson Welles is a little velvet sack of diamonds. It's a sparkling love letter to a gigantic talent, a romance, a comedy, a drama." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 10, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    76%

    Invictus (2009)

    " It's a film of big themes played out on a grand scale, a story of races and generations making an effort to connect." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 10, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    83%

    The Princess and the Frog (2009)

    " A charming carnival of a movie, Disney's The Princess and the Frog is a landmark, business as usual and a return to form for the world's preeminent animation studio." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 10, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Fresh
    89%

    Up in the Air (2009)

    " It would be easy to make Ryan a louse or a hero who just needs a bit of armor polish. Clooney makes Ryan both ruthless and sympathetic." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 3, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    46%

    Everybody's Fine (2009)

    " Jones clumsily establishes that De Niro's trade was producing telephone wires. And yet he can't communicate with his kids, see? The film includes so many shots of phone poles you'd think it was an AT&T documentary." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 3, 2009

    Fresh
    2.5/4

    Rotten
    57%

    Brothers (2009)

    " The film packs a wallop. Too bad about the missteps. It could've been a knockout." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 3, 2009

    Rotten
    0.5/4

    Rotten
    21%

    Oh My God (2009)

    " A mashup of slick tourist photos, a cacophony of contradictory sound bites yielding zero insight. Watching this disorganized essay on organized religion may actually make you stupider." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Dec 3, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    93%

    Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

    " The film earns its title's superlative and a hundred more." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 24, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    72%

    The Road (2009)

    " John Milton described hell as "darkness visible." That is the grim, mesmerizing world that director John Hillcoat creates here." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 24, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/4

    Fresh
    88%

    Red Cliff (2009)

    " The compelling emotion that marks the best Woo movies is AWOL. The pacing is choppy, with most of the human moments lopped off. Is the Han emperor the good guy? Or should we cheer the rebellious opposition warlords? And what the heck is a viceroy?" — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 24, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    92%

    Precious: Based on the Novel PUSH by Sapphire (2009)

    " Despite the film's clear social conscience and sympathy for the community it portrays, Precious never panders for compassion." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 19, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    90%

    The Messenger (2009)

    " This is a poignant war movie, but it's also a buddy movie with a difference, one that's both funny and bleak." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 19, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    72%

    The Blind Side (2009)

    " Watching The Blind Side, I felt my emotions being stage-managed, but once or twice I got something in my eye." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 19, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Rotten
    28%

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

    " Kristen Stewart brings such raw vulnerability to the screen that she makes moping attractive." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 19, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Rotten
    39%

    2012 (2009)

    " Films of this sort are plotted shish kebab style: disaster, change of scenery, new disaster. But on the level of spectacle, 2012 is top-notch." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/4

    Fresh
    88%

    Skin (2009)

    " It feels hurried, looks cheap, and works overtime to simplify a complex, flawed character into a noble, tragic heroine. The film speaks fluent cliché." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Rotten
    50%

    Antichrist (2009)

    " To watch the Danish provocateur's new film is to experience unrelenting pain, shading into revulsion, while being inspired by his virtuoso command of the medium and sharp intelligence." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/4

    Fresh
    60%

    Pirate Radio (2009)

    " Imagine the dullest moments from Almost Famous and the lamest bits from Animal House held together with clumsy Frankenstein stitching. Now punch yourself in the face. There you go." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    1/4

    Rotten
    16%

    Gentlemen Broncos (2009)

    " A tedious and unfocused concoction involving science fiction, plagiarism and the nightgown industry." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    22%

    The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

    " It's as if writer/director Troy Duffy threw every idea he had at the wall, creating a very messy wall." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    55%

    Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)

    " Favors thrill-ride effects that are more often the star than the servant of the story. It's like "Silent Night" played by Led Zeppelin." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 5, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/4

    Rotten
    53%

    The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

    " The yarn unravels without ever identifying its satirical targets. Is it a lampoon of peace-and-love mysticism? A critique of militant war-for-profit privateers? Ultimately, it's a shapeless wad of goat cheese." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 5, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Fresh
    86%

    Flame & Citron (2008)

    " To its credit, the film gives full weight to the confusion and ambivalence of war; the struggle for liberation from tyranny rarely looks so dubious." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Nov 5, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    94%

    An Education (2009)

    " An Education is a vibrant portrait of England on the cusp of its postwar rebirth." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 29, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/4

    Rotten
    27%

    The Canyon (2009)

    " Hint to newlyweds: Don't honeymoon in a primeval wilderness populated by diamondback rattlesnakes, aggressive wolves and alcoholic wilderness guides." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 29, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    94%

    Good Hair (2010)

    " Morgan Spurlock, look lively. Sacha Baron Cohen, watch your back. Chris Rock's bright, wisecracking exposé Good Hair is the mane event." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 22, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    37%

    Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

    " The film shuffles together episodes from the first three volumes of the 12-book Cirque saga, which may explain its rushed, patchy feel. It unfurls like a series of skits." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 22, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    73%

    Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

    " In an era glutted with sanitized, prefabricated, computer-generated kids' stuff, this is an experience of sophisticated cross-generational appeal. It digs deep into childhood's bright, manic exuberance and also its confusion and gloom." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Fresh
    2.5/4

    Fresh
    65%

    Coco Before Chanel (2009)

    " The film, although sumptuously produced, is a staid and conventional account of her early years." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/4

    Rotten
    24%

    Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

    " The movie is not -- putting it courteously -- tightly constructed. The narrative shifts are jerky and the tone bounces around like a Jeep on a dirt road." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    73%

    More Than a Game (2009)

    " It's a resonant story about four boyhood friends, determination, sacrifice, overcoming obstacles and the mentor who guides them from rough beginnings to the national basketball championship. It's about victorious lives, not games." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    100%

    Still Walking (2009)

    " Still Walking strikes an extraordinary balance between the moment-to-moment pleasure of life and the inevitable regret that accompanies time's passing." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    87%

    Amreeka (2009)

    " Director Cherien Dabis' debut feature is a surprising, humorous, moving and very human story about a Palestinian family's emigration to Illinois on the eve of the Iraq war." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    100%

    Le Samourai (1967)

    " Delon's inscrutable presence adds to an unnerving atmosphere of anticipation. You feel that something bad could come crashing into the frame at any second. And you would be right." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 8, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Fresh
    82%

    Paranormal Activity (2009)

    " Without financing, stars or more than a couple of special effects, first-time writer/director Olen Peli has made a diabolically effective essay in irrational horror." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 8, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Fresh
    72%

    The Boys Are Back (2009)

    " Has there been a better film about single fatherhood than The Boys Are Back? None that I recall." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 8, 2009

    Fresh
    2.5/4

    Rotten
    12%

    Couples Retreat (2009)

    " Couples Retreat is a pleasant, undemanding, middle-of-the-road comedy, and really, were you expecting anything else?" — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 8, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    87%

    A Serious Man (2009)

    " Man plans, God laughs, and so do the Coen brothers." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 1, 2009

    Fresh
    4/4

    Fresh
    83%

    Whip It (2009)

    " Scene for scene and beat for beat, this roller derby crowd-pleaser crackles with joy and jubilation." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 1, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Rotten
    57%

    The Invention of Lying (2009)

    " Sublimely funny, slyly satirical and deliberately designed to upset Aunt Prissy, The Invention of Lying weaves quite a wicked web." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 1, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/4

    Fresh
    75%

    Capitalism: A Love Story (2009)

    " With Capitalism: A Love Story, Michael Moore delivers his liveliest, most radical film to date." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Oct 1, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    27%

    Fame (2009)

    " The picture is fitfully effective, but the story disappears in the editing bay. The movie has about as much heft as watching jesters and fire eaters at a village fair." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Sep 25, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    32%

    The Burning Plain (2009)

    " The film is strikingly photographed and intensely acted, but the tone is overwrought melodrama." — Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Posted Sep 25, 2009
     
     
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